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This is a "you've got to be kidding me" stories.
Probably around 2015, I booked a Kirkland Girl named Sasha. She was young, legit early 20's, blonde, and from Europe (not Russia). Charged 350 for the hour.
I get there and she wants to talk. OK, that sometimes happens. Then she wanted to sit on the couch, her legs stretched out over my lap, both of us still fully clothed!
I knew the clock was running, so I eventually asked if I could shower, and she seemed a little surprised. She then told me (for the first time) that she had a cold, and couldn't do oral! I knew that this was a throwaway date.
Doggy is my favorite, so I asked if I could finish doggy. On the first or second thrust, she said Ouch, so I pulled out. Blood streaming out! I let her go take care of that, and I just smiled, said thank you, and got dressed. It happens. Sony of Kirkland Girls gave me literally one of my best dates ever, so I guess the bottom can fall out to even things up.
The story doesn't end there. With NO prodding from me, a few weeks later, I get a text: "Hi, this is Sasha. How are you?
Crystal clear, what she was texting me for. I didn't dare write a bad review about her on TRB, and put myself in harms way of those Draconian assholes who ran that board (enjoy jail and losses of your jobs, TRB assholes! Other guys, my guess is, told each other back road how awful Sasha was. She thought that because she is young, blonde and hot, she could get away with this. Well, she did get my 350, for doing practically nothing. Actually, who can blame Sasha for seeing if I could be suckered a second time?
She wasn't cut out for this industry.
Same pictures as when I saw her in 2012 or so. Looked like a hot light-skinned Black girl. She didn't say her ethnicity on Eros or on texts.
She's darker than the pictures, but has more Hazel or green eyes, than brown (a good thing, showing her mix).
But, charged 350 for an hour. No kissing, CBJ only, wanted tipping for BLS, and rushed through date.
Someone else on TER wrote a report, saying she was hot, but has no desire to be a good SP.
I wanted so much to tell Giselle, that she should have charged 250. She thinks that because she's a hot mixed light-skinned black girl, that she can charge 350, not kiss, give CBJ, and rush the date. I wanted to tell her that she won't survive, charging 350 for mediocre and rushed service.
Never saw a good review of her.
Unfortunate. If she just put a little bit of effort, she could have been awesome.
Just won't be from this thing.
[QUOTE=RexHughes;5471024]Thing is, just my luck. A woman who will let me knock her up, will be an undesirable woman. She will use my child support payments to take care of the other kids she had, with other men, before me. I ain't getting off no Scott Free.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=RexHughes;5471324]...
Crystal clear, what she was texting me for. I didn't dare write a bad review about her on TRB, and put myself in harms way of those Draconian assholes who ran that board (enjoy jail and losses of your jobs, TRB assholes! Other guys, my guess is, told each other back road how awful Sasha was. She thought that because she is young, blonde and hot, she could get away with this. Well, she did get my 350, for doing practically nothing. Actually, who can blame Sasha for seeing if I could be suckered a second time?
[/QUOTE]I was on TRB for a long time, and what I realized was that despite its "safe and friendly" facade, there were **a lot** of really bad people on that site. Bad providers, bad hobbyists, and bad pimps posing as hobbyists.
Some of those bad pimps were trying to get me to help them book travel for girls, get incall apartments, and in general make me an accessory. I wasn't at all interested in doing any of those things. What was even more hilarious was that they weren't even interested in any kind of compensation for my time, money, and risk. Apparently when the kgirldelights busts went down some mongers were not as discreet as I and they got caught up in the bust.
[QUOTE=MarkoRamius;5473272]I was on TRB for a long time, and what I realized was that despite its "safe and friendly" facade, there were **a lot** of really bad people on that site. Bad providers, bad hobbyists, and bad pimps posing as hobbyists.
Some of those bad pimps were trying to get me to help them book travel for girls, get incall apartments, and in general make me an accessory. I wasn't at all interested in doing any of those things. What was even more hilarious was that they weren't even interested in any kind of compensation for my time, money, and risk. Apparently when the kgirldelights busts went down some mongers were not as discreet as I and they got caught up in the bust.[/QUOTE]One of my biggest grudges, regarding TRB, is how those Draconian assholes protected Chen-Chen, hell or high water. Nothing she ever did was possibly wrong. Why? Because THEY said so!
I hope those asshole rot in hell!!
[QUOTE=MarkoRamius;5473272]I was on TRB for a long time, and what I realized was that despite its "safe and friendly" facade, there were **a lot** of really bad people on that site. Bad providers, bad hobbyists, and bad pimps posing as hobbyists.
[/QUOTE]That is on every board of that type (hobbyists and providers). This hobby attracts those types.
This is the thread for rants and "stupid shit."
Hard to do a load of laundry, when the f--King machine that sells detergent won't work. Even the owner texted me back (I asked about them earlier, and we had good communication), and said the ATTENDANT should have been there.
Not the I expect laundromats to be pilars.
There are some pretty good ones, though.
Not this place tonight.
Stupit.
[QUOTE=MarkoRamius;5473272]I was on TRB for a long time, and what I realized was that despite its "safe and friendly" facade, there were **a lot** of really bad people on that site. Bad providers, bad hobbyists, and bad pimps posing as hobbyists.[/QUOTE]There truly were. No details are needed, but there were a lot of folks looking to make trouble for hobbyists they didn't like for some perceived slight.
Ted was also hateful and racist as fuck. The number of ladies he refused to allow on the board was legion. When the shit hit the fan many ladies jumped to his defense. Either unaware or uncaring of how many ladies he had been vicious to.
[QUOTE=LeeGroinman;5475013]That is on every board of that type (hobbyists and providers). This hobby attracts those types.[/QUOTE]Yes, this is a pretty sleazy business and it attracts the sleazy.
I'd just say that the setup at TRB tended to get people's guard down, and the bad people used that to their advantage over and over again. While I wasn't really surprised at the garden variety small-potatoes scams that happened there was quite a bit of serious criming going on as well.
TRB was full of bullies.
And, bullies are what I hate most!!
To give examples, even in the fictional world:
I hated:
Dutch in Karate Kid (not Chad McQueen, but character Dutch).
Mick in Teenwolf.
Mike Barnes in Karate Kid 3.
Biff Tannen (of course).
TRB had male internet bullies, who were like real life versions of those character assholes.
Man, Chad McQueen played the Dutch role so well!
This is a rant about a male poster on the Bareback forum:
He criticized other male members for being misogynists.
I thought that USG is a place where men band together.
Not like TNA and TRB, with man-hating and simping.
USG is a Mens club.
(Now, if it talks about physically assaulting a woman, that's a different situation. I don't condone that).
But, if a man wants to call a woman fat and ugly, THIS is the board to do it on!!
Lighten up!!
It's not just men in here anymore, quite a few providers read this board and have accounts. For years nobody was in here and the street and strip club sections were the only boards which had any activity, but when men had enough of the shit at TNA and started posting over here a few years ago suddenly that drew a lot of attention. Providers don't have the same kind of voice here as they do on TNA, though, meaning that they can't just willy-nilly ban men or try to control behavior by removing posts. Some of them came here and tried to argue and admin shut that shit right down. I've received text messages and PMs from providers asking me to remove content. Particularly the new batch of SWs seem to be particularly savvy about this board which has made me start thinking about being more careful about what I post.
But addressing the point of your post, generally it is a men's club here. It's a men's club in a fishbowl.
[QUOTE=RexHughes;5480871]This is a rant about a male poster on the Bareback forum:
He criticized other male members for being misogynists.
I thought that USG is a place where men band together.
Not like TNA and TRB, with man-hating and simping.
USG is a Mens club.
(Now, if it talks about physically assaulting a woman, that's a different situation. I don't condone that).
But, if a man wants to call a woman fat and ugly, THIS is the board to do it on!!
Lighten up!![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=StreetTroller;5481189]It's a men's club in a fishbowl.[/QUOTE]Exactly. This is why I always try to post post using minimal details if possible. When I do provide details I will shift things so that it's less likely they will be able to tie this account to me.
And there is nothing inherently misogynistic about thinking a woman is fat and ugly. A lot of women don't want to fuck fat / ugly men either. It's attraction, not gender politics.
On TNA or TRB, I would never have gotten away with, truthfully telling everybody that Nikki of KAngels is old, with visible gray hair roots, shriveled nipples, shriveled tummy, and looking more like a GILF than even a MILF.
You two, like Aussie Fury "get it." Men need to stand up for each other on this board.
Think about how many bad provider women have to basically bite their tongue as they read stuff on this board.
Men's club!
Let's be real men!
It's awesome that the women who came on this board to argue, with their man-hating shit, got shut down! Yeah!
The Admin rightly knocked them down, with the Bald Bull charge:
Come on, Come on!
I found if you treat people with respect and go in to have fun, they will treat you better.
If you break that trust then usually the fun ends.
If she is not your type then that is ok. Not everyone is into banging pill popping one legged women.
Not everyone gets the same level of service. Never assume that you will get what other men get. In addition sometimes things run their course and people just move on.
Some people think money rules the hobby. Respect is huge in it as well.
Have Fun Everyone.
Peace.
what Honestone's new alt here is.
[QUOTE=AussieFury;5481918]what Honestone's new alt here is.[/QUOTE]He probably has more than one on here and TNA both.
Admin did allow one or two providers their moment in USASG court. They kept insisting that they didn't offer any bare services when men were here talking about their experiences with said providers. Admin basically said (paraphrasing) -
"Guys, she says she doesn't offer any bare service. So if she really doesn't, then stop bugging her. Ladies, if you say you don't offer bare service then keep your word. Because if you actually do, guys are going to talk about it and that's just a fact. Word will get out when you think you're being sneaky. If you get called-out on it then it's your fault. So knock it off".
And with that, he banged his gavel and it was over.
[QUOTE=RexHughes;5481337]It's awesome that the women who came on this board to argue, with their man-hating shit, got shut down! Yeah!
The Admin rightly knocked them down, with the Bald Bull charge:[/QUOTE]
I'm going to share a good story, about the health club. It involved a couple of the good teenage boys at the club. In fact, it involved two of the boys who I let shoot baskets with me a few weeks ago, because they are respectful.
I make myself "earn" by basketball shooting time, by lifting weights beforehand. I found a ring on a weight bench next to me. It looked like it had a letter "W" in its pattern, so it may be a class ring, or a family ring. Likely, high value to the one who owns the ring. In 2012, I lost a ring at a Motel 6 in Sunnydale, and fortunately it was "only" $250 (ceramic and titanium, but not platinum, gold or palladium).
PERSPECTIVES: For a boy, 15-17, especially one whose parents can afford to go to this club, he has likely lived a good, care free life. So, losing a ring COULD be a very devastating thing for him. Especially if it was a gift from his parents or grandparents. (putting the cart ahead of the horse, the guy is of EI or Middle-Eastern heritage, adding that it was likely a family ring).
I asked others in the vicinity if they lost their ring. Nobody did. I then took it to the front desk, and turned it in. As the next 30 minutes went on, I asked others who I saw there earlier, if they lost a ring. None of them did. Then, it was basketball time. Two of the 15-17 year old boys (the RESPECTFUL ones) were done shooting, and sitting on the bench. I asked them if either of them lost a ring. One of them said, "Oh! That's my friend's ring! I don't think he realizes he lost it!" I told him that I took it to the front desk, and walked down there with him. The same staffer (tall, 17-19 year old male) was at the desk, as when I turned the ring in, fortunately. I told him, "This gentleman's friend, is the owner of that ring I turned in."
Later that night, the friend came back, thanked me, and wanted to give me a reward. HERE'S where the story turns good: And, those other two friends of him were around, so I got to say this to all three of them. I asked him to "do something for me, that wouldn't cost him any money, but would mean a LOT to me. " First, "pay forward. " Don't worry about paying ME back. Rather, when he finds himself in the same situation as me, in the future, do the same "good thing," by trying to find the owner, or turning it in. AND, who is the most important person to me right now? My Mom. I asked him to, "Pray for my Mom's happiness, safety, and good health. " Even though he doesn't know me, let alone my Mom, from Adam, I never ever ever refuse or underestimate when a positive prayer for her, from someone else, might help. I'm not overly religious, but I won't underestimate it, either.
(Side note: Make no mistake, I would have turned in the ring for ANYBODY. Even if it was Dan Dickau Jr, currently the biggest pest at the club. Even if it was Doosler Jr, who ACTUALLY, now that I know what Evan Arnold looks like TODAY, like a very respectable middle-aged man, I don't feel too bad about Doosler Jr anymore. And MOST of all, the club members I hate the most are these two 30-35 year old Eastern European males, who I call the "Russian Bullies," because they are loud and boisterous, although they have an American-born friend who I like, and is cool, who looks like Aaron Harang).
Back to the good part: I know that I got a lot of stuff off of my chest about the club and its members. But, if even TWO people can learn, or "gain even better awareness" of the positive side of this story, it was worth posting.
I have found things for people, and either returned it to them, or turned them in. On many occasions, they wanted to "repay" me with money or material goods. As I get older, I tell them that "paying forward" is the best thing they can do, along with "putting in a good prayer, under their breath, for the best for my mother, and my family. ".
Hopefully, you're fine with an occasional POSITIVE RAVE post. This thread is for rants AND raves.
HAHA! Let me tell you a throwback story: I was a lifeguard when I was younger. At a family swim, an 8 year old girl got a cramp after going off the diving board, I jumped in and rescued her. Her father, who was at the swim, owned a tattoo parlor. He wanted to give me a free tattoo! I didn't want a tattoo, BUT at the time, I had a half white / half Filipina girlfriend from Hawaii, who I asked if he would give her the tattoo instead. Being from Hawaii, she wanted a Lei tattoo, and she got it from him! Funny!
I'm so proud of myself. At work, there is this girl who I will call Halle, because she looks like Halle Berry. I was never crazy about Halle Berry's looks, after she cut her hair short. Halle at work knows that I have a girlfriend, and she still tried to invite me to go rollerblading with her at Greenlake. I never did. Then she said she was going to some event, and needed someone to go with her, but I didn't bite. I'm the only dude at work who is not drooling over Halle, because I am not crazy about her looks. Maybe, that's why Halle kept trying for me. There were countless other dudes at work who are crazy about her, but yet she seems interested in me. The interest isn't mutual.
I work with two different Cambodian women. The first is hearing impaired, and both of her children are also special needs. She does not seem happy with her marriage. She has shown interest in me. What's she trying to do, get her husband mad at me? I have no interest in her, and despite trying to ignore her, she keeps trying to get my attention.
Then there's this other Cambodian woman I work with, who is less than 5 feet tall. She was standoffish and aloof to me on the day she arrived, and yet she later starts to show interest in me!
Nothing doing. We know that she wants a man so bad. Just not with me.
She also always wears her hair tied up, and never lets it down.
First and second posts on this whole forum and you chose this thread to post this boring shit?
I am a very decent looking dude. Why do I draw interest from those kinds of girls? I'm so proud of having kicked these girls to the curb.
[QUOTE=VikVaughanKon;5485116]First and second posts on this whole forum and you chose this thread to post this boring shit?[/QUOTE]What is this, Dear Abby?
Dude man, I date up, not down. I have no use or patience for subpar looking girls.
[URL]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NmDazBI-ABI[/URL]
Watch, listen and learn.
Jodi Arias is not my cup of tea. I mean even in her version before she got sent to jail. I saw the pictures of her when she was with Travis Alexander. I can't figure out what all the hype is about. Even for a pump-and-dump, I wasn't that turned on.
[URL]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=63eZCoC8GTY&t=150s[/URL]
Preach, Darius Dude!
[QUOTE=CurbKikker;5485724]Dude man, I date up, not down. I have no use or patience for subpar looking girls.[/QUOTE]Why do we care? That's kind of the point. I'm glad you are proud of yourself, but what's the point in posting it here.
[QUOTE=Jimmysixxx7;5485960]Why do we care? That's kind of the point. I'm glad you are proud of yourself, but what's the point in posting it here.[/QUOTE]Dude, how dare an unattractive Cambodian girl who is less than 5 feet tall, with ugly freckles, show repeated interest in me, even though I kept ignoring her advances. I put her in her place, and taught her a lesson.
[QUOTE=CurbKikker;5485724]Dude man, I date up, not down. I have no use or patience for subpar looking girls.[/QUOTE]You think these women are better than you?
Ok.
When you realize they photoshopped a too-small Asian girls head on a too-large body. Then you can't unsee it see all of them as photoshopped.
I recently got banned from t and a.
I am not sure why I got banned.
Someone named Darius said I was an Alt. Yet he didn't say who I was an alt of.
I am not an alt. I have 3 recent reviews.
What is wrong with those people?
[QUOTE=FakeGnus;5489725]I recently got banned from t and a.
I am not sure why I got banned.
Someone named Darius said I was an Alt. Yet he didn't say who I was an alt of.
I am not an alt. I have 3 recent reviews.
What is wrong with those people?[/QUOTE]Was it the same guy from post 908 and 910?
[QUOTE=FakeGnus;5489725]I recently got banned from t and a.
I am not sure why I got banned.
Someone named Darius said I was an Alt. Yet he didn't say who I was an alt of.
I am not an alt. I have 3 recent reviews.
What is wrong with those people?[/QUOTE]I setup an account for my friend on my phone a while ago and months later both of our accounts got banned. Guess they cross reference accounts with IP addresses which, at first, surprised me they'd come to that conclusion. After talking with providers and hearing how often guys do create multiple accounts, it made sense.
Not sure if that helps. I was really confused until my friend told me his account was also banned.
[QUOTE=BillyKlub;5491536]Was it the same guy from post 908 and 910?[/QUOTE]I'm pretty sure they are all alts for a pretty regular poster.
[QUOTE=AkFishGuy;5491568]I setup an account for my friend on my phone a while ago and months later both of our accounts got banned. Guess they cross reference accounts with IP addresses which, at first, surprised me they'd come to that conclusion. After talking with providers and hearing how often guys do create multiple accounts, it made sense.
Not sure if that helps. I was really confused until my friend told me his account was also banned.[/QUOTE]They said my IP address matched a banned account.
I told them I use a VPN.
So I guess someone else used the same VPN.
They are idiots.
[QUOTE=Jimmysixxx7;5491731]I'm pretty sure they are all alts for a pretty regular poster.[/QUOTE]Yeah I was kind of joking there. It could be honestone or any of the other trolls who got banned from that board. I really don't care. They don't bother me.