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LOLOL! Dare I ask. What brand of cigarette did she request? Haha!

So so so VERY glad I didn't see her. Nothing bugs me more than leaving a place smelling like smoke, that nasty-ass scent in my hair and clothes. More trouble than it's worth!

Although priced right $-wise, totally not worth it to me.

[QUOTE=Pw Herman; 1214794]Was horny one day about two years ago, and without doing a enough reserch I called Sharron. Agreed to meet shortly thereafter so I head over. Before I arrive she calls back and asks if I will pick her up cigarettes. I agree but am already not getting the warm and fuzzies. Odd note is that she gives me the room number at this point and says just come up.

I arrive ten minutes later and hear voices behind her door. I knock; she answered. My first thought is that she looks nothing like the pics. Second was she look like a weathered hag.

She then informs me that a "regular" unexpectedly showed and she could not say no. Oh, and did you bring my cigarettes? PW is trying to comprehend what is going on as she fetches a twenty and hands it to me. I hand her the cigarettes and as I am leaving she says " Call me later" I say ok knowing full well that I would not.

Sitting in my vehicle I had an odd thought that while most would view this experience as a negative, I did not as I spent no money and avoided a date with someone I was not attracted to.

And pw does NOT make change (regarding the cigs) [/QUOTE]

Here's the ad and link.

* Incall or Outcall. (— *H—o—T* — *SEXY *—SWEET— *ASIAN *).25 report ad.

[url]http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/incall-or-outcall-hot-sexy-sweet-asian-25/5361789[/url]

[quote]Hey it's Lydia! Enjoy the CRAZY Time with a me

I'm Sweet ASIAN.

I hope I can see you as soon as possible.

Let me TREAT U TO THE BEST FEEL

Call me next second!

617-800-3939.

Incall or outcall.

Poster's age: 25.

• Location: MALDEN or (outcall)[/quote]First. You will not be seeing the girl in the pics. No big surprise. Its pretty much a crap shoot who you will get.

Incall location on a main st in Malden. Easy to find but out in the open. $1. 4 for a 1/2 hr. The girls rotate every 1-2 weeks. Called the other day and was told a new girl just arrived and young."Sherry" was about 20, tall and thin with nice be size perky breasts, pouty lips, soft skin. Lots of tattoos. IMO a very pretty girl. CBJ, FS, no DATY this time. I may repeat when in the area but as I mention it will be a crap shoot on the girl available. Second time there and Sherry was much prettier but both very friendly and accomodating.

General rule of thumb: The sexier the girl in the Asian BP ad, the uglier the real life provider. They are almost always fake. Some ads are pictures of AV Idols. Some are literally pictures taken from computer screens (you can see the enlarged pixels) or scans from magazines. I always chuckle a bit when the poster doesn't have the common decency to at least continue the ruse by removing the words in the magazine ad. The words "real pic" are meaningless. In the end, the provider's handlers don't think you'll care, or worse, that you won't even notice. They must have a very low opinion of us 'ignorant folk' clients. I Tineye'd the pic. I comes up with one hit. One hit or more = fake pic.

Being the asian connoisseur that I am, I can tell you that you want to find ads that have lower quality pictures. Not lower quality girls, but real pictures with crappy lighting and bad framing. Those might actually be the actual provider. If the face is removed from the shot in a sloppy and non elegant way such as a quick and messy photoshop erasing, that is a good indicator as well, but not completely foolproof. I used to see a rotating AAMP in Boston that showed the real deal in the ads. They were continually the best AAMP at the time (last year). Even got the hot / cold treatment that I read about from Singapore.

They are rare, but they are out there. Good post by the way. Just my 2 cent rant on the pics.

[QUOTE=GoodTimeMan; 1214865]Here's the ad and link.

* Incall or Outcall. (— *H—o—T* — *SEXY *—SWEET— *ASIAN *).25 report ad.

[url]http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/incall-or-outcall-hot-sexy-sweet-asian-25/5361789[/url]

First. You will not be seeing the girl in the pics. No big surprise. Its pretty much a crap shoot who you will get.[/QUOTE]

Saw her a few months ago. The woman in the pics but not as good in person. She had an upbeat personality. DFK, BBBJ, DATY. 69, & CFS. Awesome BBBJ. I was her first appointment so she was fresh and clean and shaved. After finnishing went to pull out but she kept me in and was like,"whats the hurry?" That was a nice change as most are like get the fuck out of me before you get soft and the cum spills out of the condom. Overall good time I won't rule out repeating, she's just not as cute as her pic lead me to belive. However she is now using more up to date pics.

Have fun and be safe.

[url]http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/miss-brandi-ready-to-play-43/3358571[/url]

Hi guys I'm a mature hot hot Red around in the Tewksbury area and Wakefield area I only do incall / some outcalls and would love for you to come and play with me. Very open minded and a great place to come and relax. Great conversation I'm a petite 34dd 20 24 5foot 4 inches long red hair and great reviews on the. I really look forward to meeting you PHONE-603-512-2100 I do Fantasy / Fetishes.

Poster's age: 43.

• Location: Incall Waltham

Boston Apple,

Too funny. I do not recommend even bothering to call this 917 phone number.

I just tried this place in Burlington this week and got the jerk around upon arriving. I called the BP massage section ad and the girl told me it was wide open for an appointment at that time. I was right in the area. You're right, when you wind down the roads off exit 33, the yellow brick road leading to the place is not well marked. The standard, the girl on the phone not being the one in the apartment. I called when got off exist, she texted me the address. Very hard to understand her English. Got there and called, and we exchanged a couple calls in about a couple minutes. Then she said she would call me back in one more minute. She was going to recheck with the girl in the apartment. I did my cursory couple minute wait and then left. By the time she called me back I was already in Waltham via rush hour Rt. 128 South traffic, pulling up to a great provider's place. We got into it on the phone after I told her I was long gone and she tried to insist it was only about five minutes between her calls. Last thing I want to do is get into a phone spat with an Asian that I can't understand anyway, and can't even stand for that matter.

[QUOTE=Boston Apple; 1208824]Here's the ad link:

[url]http://boston.backpage.com/BodyRubs/real-_-one-_-asian-bodywork-in-to-town-_-and9608-_-magical-touch-23/4911155[/url]

The text of the ad reads:

Hello, I'm Mia. 23 years old. I offer nothing but a relaxing sensual time.

Full Deep Tissue With. Finish! I have a comfortable private location with shower avaialbe.

So call me if you want to have my hands ALL OVER YOU!

917-288-3688 (Real Pics)

Off I-95, exit 33A.

Poster's age: 23.

Ok, so first off, the bad news. The pics are not her and the girl is not close to 23. The place was kind of confusing to find and I was never offered a shower.

The good news, though, is that I had a really pleasant time. The lady offered only a so-so massage, but she was extremely pleasant. The location was an apartment in a well-populated complex which had no furniture except for a bed and nightstand. The place did NOT, however, reek of cigarettes, which I have often found to be the case with such set-ups. I had a gentle rub, nothing to write home about, a flip and some unimaginative teasing. There was an offer of some oral dictation for a hundy, I accepted, we 69ed for about 15 minutes, she faked, I didn't, and I was happy for the time spent.

Basically, this is a matter of a pleasant personality and attitude overcoming the negatives of a situation. I don't often go out, so I am not likely to repeat, but I had a fine time recommend for someone looking for an unstressful and enthusiastic performer.

$70 for the house.

$100 for the rest[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Pw Herman; 1214760]Hey BPJ.

Not sure if thanks are in order for your posting.

The ad is 4 months old and has been deleted.

The phone # yields no hits on Google, ie, no recent ads.

Your last apparent experience with Fionna, who BTW looks hot, was two years ago. In this biz that is a lifetime.

Have you been in contact with her and is she still providing?

Thanks

PwH[/QUOTE]Just search her on BP and you should find her. As far as her phone # goes, don't bother saving it because she changes her phone # almost once a month, sometimes she'll keep it longer but it won't be the same a year later. As far as my last encounter with her it was actually this past weekend. I went up to see her and she was still as good as ever. She actually was staying at a motel because she was visiting a friend in western Mass. She started me off with a little massage and she always appreciates it if you give her one back. Then a covered BJ followed by some DATY. After that she normally just jumps on me but this time she wanted some missionary, then some reverse cowgirl and we ended it with some doggie. Her ass is phenomenal! She's still the nice girl she's always been and I would definitely recommend her, like I said she doesn't like official reviews so I've always stayed away from posting anything but I feel like I should share the wealth. Enjoy her and please be nice to her so we can keep seeing her.

Decided to check her out yesterday. Was nervous cause I never saw any reviews on her. Asked if she could do a two girl special, and she accomidated as well. Her friend was VERY new at it, and didn't really know what to do. So I will start from the beginning as I am jumping around.

I call her up, I go to her incall. Its a dump of a hotel on the S. Shore. I get there and she is alone with her friend. The place is pitch black. Her friend is list on BP to, (tiffany 21? 22?). I see Crystal and she is skinny like in her pix, nice tight body though and is def 18 or 19. Small boobs, blonde hair. Petite. Her friend is taller and thicker, but not fat. Both girls have real pix. Anyway, she tells me to take my clothes off, we start to play on the bed, her frien is giving me head while crystal is rubbing my chest. She tells me its time for doggie, and I hit it from the back. A couple of tattoos and a nice little round ass. I then switch and fuck her friend. I finnish by fucking crystal once more. It cost me $$ for 30 mins but I def went over to like 45 mins. I gave crystal a tip when her friend was in the bathroom because her friend had no clue what to do. Well repeat again. Def worth it if you don't mind the fact that she is in a shitty hotel.

Crystal charges 1. 5 HH 2 / HR or 2HH / 3HR for two girls. Good luck guys!

HH02.

[url]http://massachusetts.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/f_l_r_t_y-_-_-blonde-_-_-b_u_t_y-18/5459740[/url]

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Posted: June 15, 2011, 10:06 PM.

? •How about spending some quality time with me? •? •

If you like my pictures, you will love me in person!

There is no way you won't have a good time when you're with me.

100% fun and 100% natural!

Very Respectable and sweet ask that you be the same! [email]Cryst@l[/email] 857. 244. 5912

Poster's age: 18.

• Location: incall / outcall southshore.

• Post ID: 5459740 massachusetts[/quote]

[quote][url]http://massachusetts.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/f_l_r_t_y-_-_-blonde-_-_-b_u_t_y-18/5459740[/url][/QUOTE]I saw chrystal 3 or 4 times several months ago when she was in Quincy. I loved her young tight body. She is def my type. She was doing 100 specials then but for. 4 more you get GFE. She wants you to pound at her as hard as you can. She didn't remember me the 2nd time I saw her and come to find out its because I didn't do it like that. You better believe I gave her what she wanted each time after that. Yeah, the pics are her and she is better looking in person.

This girl does the WORST bait and switch I have ever seen. She is truly disgusting in every since of the word. She is a well known crack working girl from brockton. She claims she is 21 but she is really in her 40's. If you see that phone number DO NOT CALL IT! I wouldn't even go to the door when she came knocking! She is a joke! I've seen her walking around BROCKTON several times! Please be careful!

[url]http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/goddess-kelly-sweet-and-beautiful-21/5469439[/url]

[quote]Goddess Kelly Sweet & beautiful .21 report ad.

Posted: June 17, 2011, 12:34 PM.

Hi guys I'm kelly love to have fun and play call 6177921333 I'm waiting for you I'm independent and beautiful and have a personality to match meet me

Poster's age: 21.

• Location: incall south shore.

• Post I'd: 5469439 boston.

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Hi guys, thought I would submit another review. Been a bit lazy with submitting reviews and wanted to start contributing again.

I was in the mood for a blonde and I always for whatever reason end up picking a more experienced (I. E. Older) or a brunette. This time I fought my natural instincts and kept searching for a young blonde. Hailey's ad popped up on my radar and I did some quick research and saw a mixed bunch of review but mainly positive. Decided to go ahead and make the appointment and drove out to her incall (clean functional hotel).

Anyway. Her pictures are somewhat accurate. However, she is definitely not a slim petite spinner type which is more of my preference. She is a bit chubby and has some excess weight around her waist this is pretty well concealed when she is clothed. The age appears to be pretty accurate.

After some small talk I ask her to start a CBJ. So so. Didn't go all the way down due to a new developed gag reflex. No attention to the balls either even when asked. I was freshly showered and in decent physical shape so not sure why. Perhaps just her personal preference. Got hard and start missionary. This wasn't bad. She has a tight pussy and she maintains eye contact (even during the CBJ). There is a sense of innocence about her face. Anyway, when I started moving she made some small whimpers and moans which were nice. However, she did ask (nicely) me to not go all the way in a few time since I was getting in too deep. Did mish for about 25 minutes and then went to doggie and finished that way. Chatted for a bit and had 10 minutes left on the clock. I asked for round 2 and she politely declined saying we were almost out of time. I was there the full hour and enjoyed the time and the conversation I had with her. As I was leaving she did indicate that she was rather tired and sore which is why she didn't want to start a round 2. I am larger than average but definitely not packing anything like John Holmes so I half believed her response.

Overall, enjoyable experience. Might repeat if in the area. If she got more toned and lost some weight I would def. Repeat and make it a point to start round 2 earlier than later.

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Poster's age: 19[/quote]

Forgot to include the rates for my prior post on Hailey. $$ for 60 mins. She also does HH for 1.5.

Question for the forum:

Has anyone seen this girl below? I spoke to her a few times earlier this week. She seems nice. The voice is a bit gravely. Heavy smoker? However, there is a undercurrent of sexiness that she projects and she was very confident in her ability to please. She did state it was only a sensual massage and nothing more (unless she felt comfortable). I didn't try to pry too much about the options if she is comfortable.

She wanted $190 for the hour (pet peeve. Stop charging odd numbers! Just ask for either $180 or $200. Instead of 190. I am not going to ask you to make change. Anyway). This rate is only with her in lingerie and some light touching on her. For more elaborate touching (no penetration of your digits) and her to be nude as well she asked for $400. That rate for a sensual massage is a bit extreme especially when she will just be playing with her hands. Anyway was curious if anyone had partaken. I have no number for her since she prefer to call you with her number blocked.

Provider Link: [url]http://massachusetts.backpage.com/BodyRubs/super-sexy-sensual-sunday-with-stunning-sassy-model-24/5480064[/url]

Ad Text:

Sexy slim gorgeous very sensual model available. I am VERY classy, not a trashy, clock watcher. I come to you and provide a very sexy massage that will make your toes curl. All you need to do is provide a direct number, name and town you reside in and I will call to schedule. No endless emails, so please send info when contacting me. My rate which includes travel costs is $190 cash for an hour of massage. My erotic touch is waiting.

I spoke to her for awhile. She seems promising but her $190 charge is for a sensual massage with her in her lingerie

Poster's age: 24.

• Location: Outcall only

[QUOTE=Georgess; 1217953]Hi guys, thought I would submit another review. Been a bit lazy with submitting reviews and wanted to start contributing again.

I was in the mood for a blonde and I always for whatever reason end up picking a more experienced (I. E. Older) or a brunette. This time I fought my natural instincts and kept searching for a young blonde. Hailey's ad popped up on my radar and I did some quick research and saw a mixed bunch of review but mainly positive. Decided to go ahead and make the appointment and drove out to her incall (clean functional hotel).

Anyway. Her pictures are somewhat accurate. However, she is definitely not a slim petite spinner type which is more of my preference. She is a bit chubby and has some excess weight around her waist this is pretty well concealed when she is clothed. The age appears to be pretty accurate.

After some small talk I ask her to start a CBJ. So so. Didn't go all the way down due to a new developed gag reflex. No attention to the balls either even when asked. I was freshly showered and in decent physical shape so not sure why. Perhaps just her personal preference. Got hard and start missionary. This wasn't bad. She has a tight pussy and she maintains eye contact (even during the CBJ). There is a sense of innocence about her face. Anyway, when I started moving she made some small whimpers and moans which were nice. However, she did ask (nicely) me to not go all the way in a few time since I was getting in too deep. Did mish for about 25 minutes and then went to doggie and finished that way. Chatted for a bit and had 10 minutes left on the clock. I asked for round 2 and she politely declined saying we were almost out of time. I was there the full hour and enjoyed the time and the conversation I had with her. As I was leaving she did indicate that she was rather tired and sore which is why she didn't want to start a round 2. I am larger than average but definitely not packing anything like John Holmes so I half believed her response.

Overall, enjoyable experience. Might repeat if in the area. If she got more toned and lost some weight I would def. Repeat and make it a point to start round 2 earlier than later. [/QUOTE]I guess it is all about perceptions, I would have thought that was a lousy date and would never consider seeing her again. But thanks for that review I have looked at her pics many times and her body type (a little chubby) is just what I like. But I will never consider it again thanks to your review. Thank you very much great review. NO BS intended at all.

[QUOTE=SouthShoreGuy2;1217087]I saw chrystal 3 or 4 times several months ago when she was in Quincy. I loved her young tight body. She is def my type. She was doing 100 specials then but for. 4 more you get GFE. She wants you to pound at her as hard as you can. She didn't remember me the 2nd time I saw her and come to find out its because I didn't do it like that. You better believe I gave her what she wanted each time after that. Yeah, the pics are her and she is better looking in person.[/QUOTE]Does this woman do bbbjtcim? I am very interested in her if she does.

[QUOTE=Big Poppa Joe;1216380]Just search her on BP and you should find her. As far as her phone # goes, don't bother saving it because she changes her phone # almost once a month, sometimes she'll keep it longer but it won't be the same a year later. As far as my last encounter with her it was actually this past weekend. I went up to see her and she was still as good as ever. She actually was staying at a motel because she was visiting a friend in western Mass. She started me off with a little massage and she always appreciates it if you give her one back. Then a covered BJ followed by some DATY. After that she normally just jumps on me but this time she wanted some missionary, then some reverse cowgirl and we ended it with some doggie. Her ass is phenomenal! She's still the nice girl she's always been and I would definitely recommend her, like I said she doesn't like official reviews so I've always stayed away from posting anything but I feel like I should share the wealth. Enjoy her and please be nice to her so we can keep seeing her.[/QUOTE]I saw her recently. Great girl. Sure does love to chat and take her time initially to get to know you. Has a pretty care free essence about her. The above review is correct. She does play safe. In my case, it was some mutual massage, some dancing with that booty in my face, CBJ for a few minutes (eye contact) , RCG, mish, doggie with a finish on her lovely breasts. She does have a nice ass as well. I read a review on another site and these rotations seem to be her standard moves. Also her rates are reasonable. I enjoyed my experience with her and would likely repeat.

I forgot to mention the best bit. She squirted when we were going at it doggie which was interesting and I suppose one way to know the provider is into the experience as well.