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Hello all-

This review is a little late, as I saw her a couple of weeks ago- just now getting around to posting. Everything that everyone else has already mentioned was pretty much true: very sketchy with scheduling, skeezy location, etc. When I finally saw her, though, she was cute. She was dangling a little too much roast beef between the thighs, if you know what I mean, but cute.

Wanted a hh, and when I finally got to her room (she had just woken up. It was 3pm) , she doesn't have a jimmy cap. I say WTF and just tell her to lick my balls while I jerk it into her mouth, which she happily does. Beautiful tits and very sweet, just a little sketchy. When I left, there was a mexican guy "sleeping" in a chair outside her room. After making it down the stairs, I looked back and saw that he was gone and presumably in her room.

A word of caution to anyone who sees her: she has texted / called at least 5 times trying to set up a date. I don't know about you guys, but I don't need that shit. She's sweet as sun tea, but I don't need a provider blowing up my phone. Talk about awkward.

Anyway, best of luck, stay safe.

[QUOTE=FLmonger; 1652176]Hello all-

This review is a little late, as I saw her a couple of weeks ago- just now getting around to posting. Everything that everyone else has already mentioned was pretty much true: very sketchy with scheduling, skeezy location, etc. When I finally saw her, though, she was cute. She was dangling a little too much roast beef between the thighs, if you know what I mean, but cute.

Wanted a hh, and when I finally got to her room (she had just woken up. It was 3pm) , she doesn't have a jimmy cap. I say WTF and just tell her to lick my balls while I jerk it into her mouth, which she happily does. Beautiful tits and very sweet, just a little sketchy. When I left, there was a mexican guy "sleeping" in a chair outside her room. After making it down the stairs, I looked back and saw that he was gone and presumably in her room.

A word of caution to anyone who sees her: she has texted / called at least 5 times trying to set up a date. I don't know about you guys, but I don't need that shit. She's sweet as sun tea, but I don't need a provider blowing up my phone. Talk about awkward.

Anyway, best of luck, stay safe.[/QUOTE]Right there with ya, FL, I get a call and tex like two or three times a week, I've asked her not to do that, but bam, next day two calls in a row, always has a special to offer me if I can swing in right now, LOL. You are right sweet and fun, but blows my phone up more than my ex, or any girlfriend I've had.

The one (white chick) in Palm Bay or the one (black chick) in Titusville / Cocoa?

BTW, you're better off getting a burner phone for calling the ladies. I never use my personal cell for that purpose. Finding a place to hide the burner can be problematic though.

[QUOTE=FLmonger; 1652176]Hello all-

This review is a little late, as I saw her a couple of weeks ago- just now getting around to posting. Everything that everyone else has already mentioned was pretty much true: very sketchy with scheduling, skeezy location, etc. When I finally saw her, though, she was cute.

/snip/

A word of caution to anyone who sees her: she has texted / called at least 5 times trying to set up a date. I don't know about you guys, but I don't need that shit. She's sweet as sun tea, but I don't need a provider blowing up my phone. Talk about awkward.

Anyway, best of luck, stay safe.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FLmonger; 1652176]Hello all-

This review is a little late, as I saw her a couple of weeks ago- just now getting around to posting. Everything that everyone else has already mentioned was pretty much true: very sketchy with scheduling, skeezy location, etc. When I finally saw her, though, she was cute. She was dangling a little too much roast beef between the thighs, if you know what I mean, but cute.

Wanted a hh, and when I finally got to her room (she had just woken up. It was 3pm) , she doesn't have a jimmy cap. I say WTF and just tell her to lick my balls while I jerk it into her mouth, which she happily does. Beautiful tits and very sweet, just a little sketchy. When I left, there was a mexican guy "sleeping" in a chair outside her room. After making it down the stairs, I looked back and saw that he was gone and presumably in her room.

A word of caution to anyone who sees her: she has texted / called at least 5 times trying to set up a date. I don't know about you guys, but I don't need that shit. She's sweet as sun tea, but I don't need a provider blowing up my phone. Talk about awkward.

Anyway, best of luck, stay safe.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=TwoWheelTourer; 1652249]The one (white chick) in Palm Bay or the one (black chick) in Titusville / Cocoa?

BTW, you're better off getting a burner phone for calling the ladies. I never use my personal cell for that purpose. Finding a place to hide the burner can be problematic though.[/QUOTE]Sounds like the infamous PB one. All I hear is nothing but problems and that she's in dier need of a sugar daddy. But will suck you dry and will leave you blue balled. I don't even ask which one any more cause she knows how to sell her self but always something up when you get their or is very clingy

Yeah, you're right. Just searched for their BP ads. 786 is the area code for PB Mercedes' phone. A few weks ago I stopped by the house she was staying in and spoke with her. Didn't like the vibe and left. She didn't look very hott. Needed to fix her hair and add a little makeup. I would have done a car date, but she wasn't up for that unless it was in the driveway. WTH?

[QUOTE=Pbfla321;1652338]Sounds like the infamous PB one. All I hear is nothing but problems and that she's in dier need of a sugar daddy. But will suck you dry and will leave you blue balled. I don't even ask which one any more cause she knows how to sell her self but always something up when you get their or is very clingy[/QUOTE]

Mine fits fine under the carpet in front of the driver's seat.

[QUOTE=TwoWheelTourer; 1652249]The one (white chick) in Palm Bay or the one (black chick) in Titusville / Cocoa?

BTW, you're better off getting a burner phone for calling the ladies. I never use my personal cell for that purpose. Finding a place to hide the burner can be problematic though.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TwoWheelTourer;1652377]Yeah, you're right. Just searched for their BP ads. 786 is the area code for PB Mercedes' phone. A few weks ago I stopped by the house she was staying in and spoke with her. Didn't like the vibe and left. She didn't look very hott. Needed to fix her hair and add a little makeup. I would have done a car date, but she wasn't up for that unless it was in the driveway. WTH?[/QUOTE]LOL ya I read some post on here same thing happen to that guy he didnt want to anything cause roomies were home and he offered car date but she didn't want to leave drive way. I also heard she doesn't look like her pictures anymore and only good thing is that she has amazing tits thats about it but I'm not going to even waste the time or headache

[QUOTE=Pbfla321;1652438]LOL ya I read some post on here same thing happen to that guy he didnt want to anything cause roomies were home and he offered car date but she didn't want to leave drive way. I also heard she doesn't look like her pictures anymore and only good thing is that she has amazing tits thats about it but I'm not going to even waste the time or headache[/QUOTE]During the months of November & December, I saw 786 Mercedes a few times, but it was always for a quickie. The price was right, and I could get in and out in short order. She'd text me almost every day, asking if I could see her. Finally it got to be too much. Some days, I'd get 7 or 8 texts. I finally told her to stop texting me and that I'd call HER when I wanted to see her. She apologized, but within 2 or 3 days, she texted me again. On top of that, I gave a friend of mine her contact info, and she ripped him off. He met her at a skeezy hotel on 1-92. Took his money and went into the bathroom. She came out a few minutes later and said that it was that time of the month, but didn't give him his money back. And on top of it, there was some sketchy dude waiting outside her room. My buddy finally left, and he was pretty pissed off. After that, I texted her and told her to take my number out of her phone and don't call me again. She phucked (not in a good way) a good friend of mine that I had referred to her, and I had no interest in seeing her again. Surprisingly, I haven't heard from her since! Good riddens.

Careful out there guys!

[QUOTE=EddieOso;1652411]Mine fits fine under the carpet in front of the driver's seat.[/QUOTE]I've gone through dozens of burner phones. Use them, toss them in the trash, buy another when I'm on the prowl again.

[QUOTE=MikebMikeb; 1652645]During the months of November & December, I saw 786 Mercedes a few times, but it was always for a quickie. The price was right, and I could get in and out in short order. She'd text me almost every day, asking if I could see her. Finally it got to be too much. Some days, I'd get 7 or 8 texts. I finally told her to stop texting me and that I'd call HER when I wanted to see her. She apologized, but within 2 or 3 days, she texted me again. On top of that, I gave a friend of mine her contact info, and she ripped him off. He met her at a skeezy hotel on 1-92. Took his money and went into the bathroom. She came out a few minutes later and said that it was that time of the month, but didn't give him his money back. And on top of it, there was some sketchy dude waiting outside her room. My buddy finally left, and he was pretty pissed off. After that, I texted her and told her to take my number out of her phone and don't call me again. She phucked (not in a good way) a good friend of mine that I had referred to her, and I had no interest in seeing her again. Surprisingly, I haven't heard from her since! Good riddens.

Careful out there guys![/QUOTE]Seems to be her MO. She is *the* reason why a burner phone is necessary. I met her at a skeezy place off 1-92, there was a creeper waiting outside, but thankfully didn't get ripped off. I've never met anyone (on the prowl or off) who is as clingy as her. No thank you.

I saw Kelly for the first time back in Sept in Ft Pierce. (I was in the area working). I really can't say anymore about Kelly that hasn't already been said. Definitely one of the best all around providers. She saw me at the last minute. I was exhausted from work so I only had one round in me and of which she skillfully took care of. I'm looking forward to seeing her again so I can explore more of her. As many have said. She is not a spinner but that is fine by me. Her body is a turn on but most importantly her attitude is what puts her over the top.

Had another dream about Jessica and Tina. They by far are my favorite BBWs. Always sweet and very passionate. Jessica is more of a talker then Tina but after the first time you see her she tends to be a little more of a chatterbox. I personally rather spend time with both because I think they play better as a pair. If you looking for more of a GFE Tina is your girl. If you haven't had the pleasure of spending time with these two beautiful ladies I suggest you give them a call. You won't be disapointed.

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Wolf, thank you so much for the kind words. I as well look forward to next time! I have to keep it short because I always get in trouble for my responses back. LOL. Don't want to ruin it!

Kelly

[QUOTE=WolfpackFan10;1668400]I saw Kelly for the first time back in Sept in Ft Pierce. (I was in the area working). I really can't say anymore about Kelly that hasn't already been said. Definitely one of the best all around providers. She saw me at the last minute. I was exhausted from work so I only had one round in me and of which she skillfully took care of. I'm looking forward to seeing her again so I can explore more of her. As many have said. She is not a spinner but that is fine by me. Her body is a turn on but most importantly her attitude is what puts her over the top.[/QUOTE]

Saw a new ad and checked out the pics and they belong to someone else. Title of her ad says its her or its free. Guess she will be giving it away.

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[QUOTE=Melbournefl; 1671758]Saw a new ad and checked out the pics and they belong to someone else. Title of her ad says its her or its free. Guess she will be giving it away.

[url]http://spacecoast.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/blazin-newblonde-100-me-or-its-free-25/7795659[/url][/QUOTE]Yeah. That's Monroe Lee. You won't be seeing her. Haha!