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[QUOTE=Ms Lady1234]Smelly Pussy = Sexually Transmitted Diseases 100% No exceptions!

All day everyday! The main offenders Trichomonas, Gardenella ( from bad hygiene), Gonorrhea.

If it smells run like hell.

Even sweaty is NOT supposed to smell. The stereotype of smelling like fish is just that. NO WAY any bad smell is STD guaranteed!

Why don't these girls get to the doctor ?

1. Because that next crack rock or bag of dope or drug is more important that waiting at the doctors office!

2. Because they are Dumb and ignorant about their own bodies. They think its normal because they've probably had it for so long.

Stay safe strap up.[/QUOTE]All anyone has to do is read my posts and realize that I see mainly see Asian girls. The main reason is because of their great hygiene. Before they brush their teeth in the morning, they clean their crack, front and back.

The biggest mistake that I have experienced with American women is that they may wash the puss, but dont reach the extra couple of inches and wash that ASS. I cant agree that women with smelly cracks are 100% diseased. I think that is too broad a statement. Their mamas never showed them how to wash the WHOLE crack. Now in defense of the American babes providers or not, the great majortiy of them are squeaky clean, but it is the very few that really mentally spoil it for me if, and when I get play with one. It is the first thing that goes into my big head when I see one, Is she going have that smell, when I should just be thinking about the fun ahead of us.

You are right on fork. I'm exclusively Asian as well. In my entire mongering career I've had one white girl and two American/Asians. A little stink on all three, but never once experienced anything but sweetness from what must be 50+ girls off the boat. I know there are plenty of exceptions, but just something I've noticed as well.

[QUOTE=Confucius]... their great hygiene. Before they brush their teeth in the morning, they clean their crack, front and back...[/QUOTE]

If you travel abroad you will find that almost every house/hotel has a totally different toilet than we are used to.. used to be the "squat into a hole" (and no TP) but all the new/modern ones (including many public) now have front and back bidet and dryer (push button) built into the toilet.... Vendors sell TP outside of public areas for us americans that can't figure out their plumbing...

"unlocked that rotting fish on a beach" You killed me with that one, I'm
cleaning coffee off my keyboard now. MHS

Anyone see this girl from CL?

Seems too good to be true.

She looks like such a little hottie.

[QUOTE=SamaRy]If you travel abroad you will find that almost every house/hotel has a totally different toilet than we are used to.. used to be the "squat into a hole" (and no TP) but all the new/modern ones (including many public) now have front and back bidet and dryer (push button) built into the toilet.... Vendors sell TP outside of public areas for us americans that can't figure out their plumbing...[/QUOTE]You are so right. I started carrying TP in my backpack when I was in China. Little Charmin packages. After a couple trips to Japan, I came home and had one of these systems installed in my bathroom. The Toto Washlet makes taking a dump in the morning one of the highlights of my day.

[url]http://www.washlet.com/[/url]

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]U are so right. I started carrying TP in my backpack when I was in China. Little Charmin packages. After a couple trips to Japan, I came home and had one of these systems installed in my bathroom. The Toto Washlet makes taking a dump in the morning one of the highlights of my day.

[url]http://www.washlet.com/[/url][/QUOTE]That dryer can get pretty hot. I damn near burnt my arsehole the first time I used it and the adjustable water pressure cracks me up. You're right though, it adds a little something to the whole dump experience. If only they would add a pleasant fragrance that neutralizes odor.

With Arnies being closed down for a while, expect some of these dancers to start popping up on cl and on the streets to make some of that cash that they were making in the club.

[QUOTE]Raoul Duke...If only they would add a pleasant fragrance that neutralizes odor.[/QUOTE]
I have the S300 and it does just that. It has a little ionizer that zaps the stink and it works great. If you buy them online you can get them for under $700. I try to dump exclusively in the master bath since I got mine. There is something strange about having a remote for your toilet seat, but you get used to it.

[QUOTE=SamaRy]If you travel abroad you will find that almost every house/hotel has a totally different toilet than we are used to.. used to be the "squat into a hole" (and no TP) but all the new/modern ones (including many public) now have front and back bidet and dryer (push button) built into the toilet.... Vendors sell TP outside of public areas for us americans that can't figure out their plumbing...[/QUOTE]I know about the Far East and the toilet situation.

I was mainly talking about the Asian girls here in the good old U.S.A.

The Asian girls seem to really care about their hygiene aore than any other group as a whole. (No pun intended)

[QUOTE=Badger1996]I tried meeting Bambi a few weeks ago. She stood me up after waiting over an hour for her. She has some good reviews on TER, but she wasted my time.[/QUOTE]I met up with bambi ages ago.

I do NOT reccomend it, she is in the oak park area, but reaked. Promised a good time gave a half hearted CBJ. Trust me, there are MUCH better craigslist girls. Chrissy is one of them.

Then one night I was desperate. So I caled her because I was too tired to drive too far.

And you are right. Stood me up. Had me waiting around. As far as the reviews. Unless they are from a senior members, assume they are fake.

[QUOTE=Confucius]All anyone has to do is read my posts and realize that I see mainly see Asian girls. The main reason is because of their great hygiene. Before they brush their teeth in the morning, they clean their crack, front and back.
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I too have dined at many a "Y", and Asian girls are by far and away the best eatin'. I will still fuck white, black and hispanic women, but I will reserve my dining skills for Asian women.

To all the catchy little sayings like "Click it or Ticket" and "Just Say NO" we can add "Clean Your Crack, Front to Back".

Can someone please recommend a good full service escort.

[QUOTE=Slim]I have the S300 and it does just that. It has a little ionizer that zaps the stink and it works great. If you buy them online you can get them for under $700. [/QUOTE]

Very nice, that is truly the Lexus of crapper seats.

[QUOTE=Miguel Sanchez]Can someone please recommend a good full service escort.[/QUOTE]

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