Massage Parlor Reports

**This is all a dream**

Last night, I visited a couple of the local watering holes because it was a friend's birthday party. I got stuck driving a couple of people home, because they were too intoxicated and I was wound up about some nonsense that had transpired during the party. I realized that I wanted to unwind at one of the AMPs, but who would be open at 3:30A in the morning?

My first stop was 112 Sansom Street, which is aptly addresed, because it is definitely not near Front Street. There was way too much foot traffic around and the next block back, a cop was doing a vehicle stop, so I wasn't really that interested in playing around with that. I drove past 18th Street and wasn't really in the mood to take my chances again. I drove over to 12th and Race and grabbed a City Paper. I called Pink, because I have never been there and the mamasan told me that they would be open until 5A.

For some reason, I figured that I should take my chances and visit Orange, because it is so highly spoken of on the board. To my dismay, they were either closed or didn't want to answer the door for me. I ended up back at Pink and hadn't realized that it was on the third floor, which wouldn't have been bad, except for the fact that I have a problem with my knee and it is going to require surgery in the very near future.

Mamasan was very sweet and talked to be about the weather, as I came up the stairs. She leads me to a room and I ask the infamous question, "Can I see a line-up?" She told me that the girls were eating pizza (?? at 3:45 in the morning??), but she would send in a very beautiful girl just for me. I waited about five minutes and there was a knock at the door.

In walks, Penny, who was about 25/26, 5'5", 130 pounds, mid-shoulder length curly black hair that had some color tint to it, brown eyes, and an ample chest (34C?). She was about a 7/8 on the looks chart, but I soon would learn that she could definitely make up for it.

She asked me if I had ever been there before and I told her that it was my first time there, but I had been next door plenty of times. I don't think she knew what I was talking about until I said, 1211. She asked me if I wanted a table shower and I agreed. She asked me if I would mind paying ahead of time (um, yeah, I thought that is what happens at every place). I handed over $.60 and she told me to get comfortable and she would be back in a couple of minutes.

I got very comfortable and she came back in and giggled and she saw how bushy my eye brows were. She played with them for some reason and said, "You handsome except for eyebrows." I told her that she could fix them, if she had wanted and she started to giggle.

We walk into the shower room and there are two tables set up on opposite sides of the room. (I would guess when they are busy, they draw the curtain between the two tables, but I would be kind of weirded out, if there was a fellow monger in the room with me). If the temperature of the water was a degree or two hotter, it would have scolded my skin, but it felt damn good, especially because it was so hot outside.

Penny loving scrubbed me from head to toe and everywhere in between, especially taking a lot of time to wash between the cheeks. Every few moments, she would innocently brush the boys. She told me to flip over and she washed me down on the front making sure that she paid special attention to Guy, Jr. I have a scar on my stomach from a surgery that I had a couple of years ago and she tried to wash that away. I had to explain to her that it was a scar and that no matter how hard she scrubbed, it wasn't going away. She wanted to know more about the surgery, although I know that she didn't know what the hell I was talking about.

After she finishes, I started to get up and she told me to lay back down. She takes a washcloth that was hot as all hell and puts it over my eyebrows as she says, "Ah, too hot." She gets a brand new razor out of a package and shaves/shapes my eyebrows for me (I was kind of paranoid that the razor may not be clean, but it came from an unopened package; she would trim them and make me look like a f*g, but she did a good job). She washed my face off very nicely and dried me off. She gave me a cup of mouthwash and had me gargle (did my breath stink or something??, but I definitely think it was a very nice touch).

She asked me if I had wanted to go into the sauna for a few minutes, so that I could cool off. I couldn't resist that, so I accepted. There were a couple of old Playboy magazines in there with the prerequisite sticky pages (thanks, jerkoffs-ha!!). I stayed in there for a couple of minutes before she popped back in and took my hand as she lead me back to the room.

We get back into the room and she told me to lay face down. She gave me a very strong massage and asked me a couple of times, if it felt good or if it was too rough. It was a little rougher than I would have liked, but I didn't say anything, because it actually felt really good. She was rubbing my shoulders and she got behind my ear and started saying all kinds of sexy stuff in my ear. Copperfield, himself, would have been impressed in the way that I managed to levitate myself off that bed.

She started to fake kissing thing on my back, which feels kind of good. I looked at her in the mirror as she was doing this and she started to smile. She took off her top and started to take her lucscious, yet soft, tits and rub them all over my back, ass, and legs. She told me to flip over and she did the same thing, which was totally mind-blowing.

She came up and started to suck on my chest and lick it with her whole tongue (not the fake blowing thing that I have had before at other places) and I propped myself up to watch this. She seductively moved her body up some more and gave me a kiss. I tried to slip the tongue and she said, "We kiss, but no tongue." Not a problem!! I grabbed a handful of her tits and massaged them for a while (I was going to try to suck on them, but I didn't know what she was going to say about that). She worked her way down and slipped on a rubber before proceeding to the BJ.

Lemme tell you, the rubber was so thin and clear that when I was looking at her giving me the BJ, I almost freaked out, because I thought that it was BB, which I would never go along with (although my other things would negate any thing else). It was there and she went to town on Guy, Jr. She took all of it and was making the sucking sounds, as she bobbed up and down. She licked and sucked on Bert and Ernie.

As I was practically begging for mercy, she lifted her body up and she gently slid down on my shaft, so the fun could begin. She pumped fast and furious for a while, but started to get tired, so I rubbed her neck, shoulders, back, and butt, as we worked out a nice beat that we could get ourselves into.

For some reason, I did not finish as fast as I normally would (somehow that proved the existence of God to me this morning/this morning). I jammed Penny hard and she let out some grunts, but was fine with it. As we were still doing all of this, the kisses kept flowing and she kept wanting to kiss my nose and cheek.

She smelled incredible (the fragance is really nice, but I couldn't remember which one it was, but I am thankful that I live alone, because I would have come home smelling like a woman from our closeness). She asked me to finish for her, so she started to go up and down at fierce pace, which I tried to match. After a couple of minutes, I finally finished and she stayed on me until it was completely finished.

After she got off, she stroked Guy, Jr. more and played with the sack, so that she made sure that he was completely and utterly emptied out. She grabbed some tissue and cleaned me off and said she would come back in, so I took that to mean that I should get dressed, but she playfully pushed me back down and told me that she was going to get towels to clean me up. She came back with two warm towels to clean me up.

She washed down Guy, Jr. in a very loving manner and she washed my face with the other towel followed by my chest and stomach. She gave me a kiss, as I got dressed and asked me about my life and where I live. She said that she has only been at Pink for a month. She asked me if I would come back and I told her that I would be coming back to see her (I hate to admit this, but during the whole encounter, I was falling for her, which I know is the biggest of no-no's, so I may need to leave the scene). She told me that they had two other beautiful girls, but I told her that she was very beautiful and she would be the only one that I would need to see. She smiled very nicely and gave me another kiss, as she got dressed. Afterwards, she lead me to the door and gave me a kiss goodnight.

I wandered out the door and into my car wandering how soon I should go back or if I should just leave the scene, because falling in love (or in this case, lusting) is a recipe for disaster one that I have warned plenty of other posters about.

As soon as I reached my car and started the ignition, I woke up from an incredible dream with a big smile on my face.

This isn't a joke, or a gag.

This is a very good thing but for obvious reasons a big debate doesn't need to be started on line about the past.

Friends of the past versions of CH1 & CH2 will know the pretty little flower when they call 215 763-6077.

Also perfume #5 will be back at CH2v2

[QUOTE=Jumping Jim]This isn't a joke, or a gag.

This is a very good thing but for obvious reasons a big debate doesn't need to be started on line about the past.

Friends of the past versions of CH1 & CH2 will know the pretty little flower when they call 215 763-6077.

Also perfume #5 will be back at CH2v2[/QUOTE]Just called the number and talked to the old familiar voice. She actually remembered me. This is great news for the Philly AMP scene. She said #5 will be in tomorrow.

I know that I am stupid, but I could not stop thinking about that shiny Penny that I found a couple of nights ago. I decided to call ahead to see if there would be a Penny for me when I stopped by and the woman happily told me that she would be available and waiting for me.

About 20 minutes later, I parked the car and started to head in, but I noticed that there was a lot of noise coming from upstairs. I could see the door on the 2nd Floor open and there was a tough sounding guy talking to some girl. I am guessing that the club is open on Monday nights, so I didn't want to run the risk of running into someone, so I decided that I should try another spot.

For a quick second, I thought that I should be like Columbus and re-explore the New World, but the last time wasn't as good as the first. On the other side of 12th, there is a little spot, which was just terrible and I would never put myself through that one again.

I thought that I would try the place that I popped my AMP cherry at, which was called Apple, but God only knows what they call it at this point. It is 2** North 13th (I don't remember the exact number). I walked into the front door and there was some very loud music playing with a big sign on the door saying, "Appointment Only." Pretending that I could not read (or thinking that there is no way that this sign would be in effect on a Monday night), I rang the bell twice, but no one wanted to answer. I guess the answer is that I really did need an appointment.

Walking back to my car, which was on the other side of 12th, I had a little interesting experience. There was a strange character that seemingly came out of nowhere and he stopped to see where I was headed. I wasn't really feeling the vibe, so I crossed the street to the side of the Convention Center and he ended up following. I grabbed my keys and picked up the pace and he followed suit. I was able to ditch him after a few hair-raising moments. If he would have gotten too close, I would have had to give him the obligatory ass kicking on the middle of Race Street (I would have probably lost, but I wasn't about to freely give someone my allowance).

I drove up to that other fruity place on Buttonwood Street and there is a big "For Rent" sign on it, so I am not sure if it is closing or moving. I rang the bell and there was no answer. I tried again, but again, there was no answer. I don't know if I am going there at the wrong times or what.

As a last resort, I attempted to visit that little deserted spot on 9th Street. There was a cop that was sitting out front of it facing the wrong direction, so I figured that was God's way of telling me that he saved me once tonight and that my chances were running low, so I should go home.

Well, here I am at home, and typing my experiences wtih my friends....not as exciting as would be another round with Penny, but I didn't lose any weight in my pocket, either.

Happy Thanksgiving, folks!!

Hey guysmiley,

I had a similar night out last week. No one answered the bell at orange, the basement spot on 3rd had no girls and tried to redirect me somewhere else. I was thinking about taking the hint and heading home, but I finally ended up on 12th street and had a nice massage from Sarah.- very friendly, ok looking, good performance.

I recently decided to sample the AMP scene again, not having done so for awhile, although I had partaken frequently in past years. I called two places and got no answer but then connected with what I think is referred to two posts below as "that little deserted spot on 9th Street." It's in the 400 block north and is tricky to enter since 9th goes north and does not cross the Vine expressway. You can park free on the street right outside. The place is on the second floor and is very large with many rooms and a good sauna (they say in their ad "the best sauna in town"). Friendly mamasan and decent full session with a very attentive and attractive girl named Amy, who spoke English fairly well. It appeared we were the only three people in the place. It's worth a visit.

Checked out a place on Oxford Ave. that advertised on Craigslist as:

[quote]European Girls Massage $60 Incall

SLOVAKIAN & CZECH GIRLS
VERY ATTRACTIVE & FRINEDLY
$60 1HR FULL BODY MASSAGE
SAME DAY APPOINTMENTS
DEEP TISSUE OR SWEDISH
HOT TOWEL & HOT STONE THERAPY
FREE WITH EVERY MASSAGE

CALL 215-789-5855 FOR APPOINTMENT
OR JUST STOP BY AT:
NEW AGE SPA
7210 OXFORD AVE SUITE 1
LOWER GROUND LEVEL
AT THE OXFORD TOWERS
1 BLOCK DOWN FROM COTTMAN AVE
THANK YOU.[/quote]Anyaway, the girls were not Slovakian or Czech. There weren't even girls - there was one girl. And she was hispanic.

Asked for $60 at the door, stayed in the room while I got underessed, massaged me for five minutes while hinting around with light strokes of my ass and inner thigh then asked me to put the tip on the counter and left the room.

I put down $40. She came back in, grabbed the money put it in her shirt and massaged me for 10 more minutes and said that was it. No more, no extras, wouldn't budge.

Stay away. It's not even a legit massage.

I got burned but I'll chalk it up to the cost of doing business. Just don't want anyone else here to fall into the trap.

[QUOTE=Furthur]Checked out a place on Oxford Ave. that advertised on Craigslist as:

Anyaway, the girls were not Slovakian or Czech. There weren't even girls - there was one girl. And she was hispanic.

Asked for $60 at the door, stayed in the room while I got underessed, massaged me for five minutes while hinting around with light strokes of my ass and inner thigh then asked me to put the tip on the counter and left the room.

I put down $40. She came back in, grabbed the money put it in her shirt and massaged me for 10 more minutes and said that was it. No more, no extras, wouldn't budge.

Stay away. It's not even a legit massage.

I got burned but I'll chalk it up to the cost of doing business. Just don't want anyone else here to fall into the trap.[/QUOTE]
Any time I get asked for a tip up front I NEVER give it, but instead remind them that a tip is for extra service above what is charged for the basic door fee and the amount will be determined by her performance. Sometimes if it seems like she is wary of me being LE I will come out with explicit acts and say that is what I expect her to do, but no money changes hands before service is rendered.

[QUOTE=ClitLicker]Any time I get asked for a tip up front I NEVER give it, but instead remind them that a tip is for extra service above what is charged for the basic door fee and the amount will be determined by her performance... no money changes hands before service is rendered.[/QUOTE]That in theory is a good policy, but some girls won't deliver unless they get the money first, thinking that you might not pay them afterwards. So it could end up a stalemate. In my experience described a few posts down, the girl asked for the tip first, which I gave, but then she delivered. But that was in an amp, where the routine is pretty standard. In the type of place described here, however, it may be wise to wait, because you don't know what is going to happen.

It's good to hear this report on that Oxford place, because northeast residents might be otherwise tempted to give it a try.

You folks in Phillie have it good: 4 AMPs with hot blooded girls within 2 blocks of 12th and Race plus a fifth 3 blocks north. One of my two favorites was the first floor establishment just east of the corner--Yoko is about 5'6" with perfect skin and a voluptuous figure and great service (deep, deep throat). A couple days later I tried Sophie at the same place with mixed results. I didn't go for Pink's girls on the third floor, but met a nice girl nearby at the second floor establishment. Also great was June, at a place just north up 12th street--She is a gorgeous 23 year old with a beautiful face and hourglass figure, smooth skin, natural seeming implants. Went for two sessions in one hour with her beautiful bod moving around in several positions.

The Ludlows – Betty

I was back in Philly, and thought I’d check out one of my old stompin’ grounds and was dealt Betty. 30+ something K-gal that was slightly chunky with no waist, average face, and a loose love box. But she did have an amazing set of natural 36D which offset all of the negatives. OK shower, above average massage. Amazing full on DT CBJ with two-finger PM – really got my juices going. Switch into 69 and was offered fully deep DATY and rimming but no digits. Good mish and doggie followed. 45 min rule kicked in and was finished off with a mind numbing (cover off) lubed HJ with vigorous PM. Both Dutch and little Dutch had big explosions. Perhaps overly efficient, but Betty sure knew how to launch Dutch into Nirvana.

I can also confirm the opening of CH2v2, as posted previously.

[QUOTE=Dutch Treat]The Ludlows – Betty

I was back in Philly, and thought I’d check out one of my old stompin’ grounds and was dealt Betty. 30+ something K-gal that was slightly chunky with no waist, average face, and a loose love box. But she did have an amazing set of natural 36D which offset all of the negatives. OK shower, above average massage. Amazing full on DT CBJ with two-finger PM – really got my juices going. Switch into 69 and was offered fully deep DATY and rimming but no digits. Good mish and doggie followed. 45 min rule kicked in and was finished off with a mind numbing (cover off) lubed HJ with vigorous PM. Both Dutch and little Dutch had big explosions. Perhaps overly efficient, but Betty sure knew how to launch Dutch into Nirvana.

I can also confirm the opening of CH2v2, as posted previously.[/QUOTE]

W00t-w00t...good on ya dawg! I loves me a PM, I was starting to get bored of HJ as the 'technician' never seemed to have skill and 'creativity' to keep things interesting, then I got me a finger in the pooper; was momentarily offended (I'm a tad homophobic) but couldn't quite convince myself to tell her to stop; it was fricken awesome. Now insist on it frequently!

Does anyone know of a good massage parlor near manayunk Conshy? I went to this place on ridge in Conshy last night, Sunshine something or other and the girl showered me but did not even give me an HJ. Maybe because I was knew, not sure. It certainly was not for a lack of asking.

There is a place on main street in manayunk which is a legitimate massage place where I ended up getting HJ's. Its called the Tai-Chi center. The guy who ran it figured it out because I stupidly was giving too big a tip at the counter. Should have tipped the girl herself. Anyway, the girls are definitely down, you might have to go a few times though, but the thrill of getting an HJ at a place where you are not supposed to was awesome.

Anyhow, back to the original point, any massage places in philly/conshy

Thanks

I'm just curious, is English your second language? RTFF!!!
[QUOTE=Thunderp]Does anyone know of a good massage parlor near manayunk Conshy? I went to this place on ridge in Conshy last night, Sunshine something or other and the girl showered me but did not even give me an HJ. Maybe because I was knew, not sure. It certainly was not for a lack of asking.

There is a place on main street in manayunk which is a legitimate massage place where I ended up getting HJ's. Its called the Tai-Chi center. The guy who ran it figured it out because I stupidly was giving too big a tip at the counter. Should have tipped the girl herself. Anyway, the girls are definitely down, you might have to go a few times though, but the thrill of getting an HJ at a place where you are not supposed to was awesome.

Anyhow, back to the original point, any massage places in philly/conshy

Thanks[/QUOTE]