Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=CookyJar]Sorry, fellows I did not intend to post pictures in this thread or any other Philly thread. I thought I could post in other forums, make a comment here or there and have a little fun. But I guess I cannot.

I don't flame. I try not to be rude. I provide good information. My pictures are tastefull. Yet, I am being restricted, punished and made to feel unwanted.

I believe Jackson to be a fair minded man. However, I feel wronged. The system failed me.

CookyJar[/QUOTE]Clearly, Jackson does not have a problem with you posting photos in the Philadelphia threads or he wouldn't move it here. And clearly others don't have a problem with it either. Easy solution if you don't like the flames. Click on the username of the person who is flaming you and view their public profile. Click on the button which allows you to add the person to your ignore list. From now on you won't read their posts or their flames. Problem solved.

Seriously, all of this melodrama needs to stop. This is a damn messageboard for heavens sake, not highschool. Do what your mother and father told you and simply ignore what you don't like to hear. Sticks and stones.

If anything posting reports in the wrong forums ruins the informational integrity of this forum. If all of us or even a small minority starts doing that, forums for individual states and cities becomes useless. You would rather endanger the informational quality of this forum than add someone to your ignore list? The forums are already getting fucked up enough with 2 separate threads in some cities for street reports. We don't need additional forums and reports in complete different regions being spread around.

Please stop the woe-is-me attitude before you make yourself look bad. This is the internet. If one or two people you don't know, have never met, can't get in your face, can't do anything to you, can't even get you banned or censored (because you clearly aren't doing anything wrong or Jackson would have done something about it), can get under your skin so bad that you actually feel emotional or mental pain and even worse are run off the boards, you need to man up and get your head together. You are a grown ass man (or should be anyway) and that is unacceptable behavior especially given the built in controls like the ignore system. I hope you take this message and do the right thing because as annoying as it must be to read my opinion, it is annoying to write. I do not expect to see this kind of behavior or have to say these things among grown men. You have all the power in the world to end this nonsense and it doesn't require you to stop posting your pictures or creating another damn forum for them or even arguing. How much easier can it get?

[QUOTE=CookyJar] I posted these pictures and this report in the Wichita, Kansas forum...I did not intend to post pictures in this thread or any other Philly thread. I thought I could post in other forums...I am being restricted, punished and made to feel unwanted ...I feel wronged - the system failed me.[/QUOTE]WTF? Wichita? Punished? Unwanted?

If Jackson went to all the trouble of assembling your collection in a brand spanking-new Streetwalker Photos thread (just like the one they have in Baltimore), which is tailor-made, appropriately named, and geographically suited for streetwalker photograph assemblages like yours, why can't you post there? In fact you already DID post there once!

Don't you realize all the out-of-town admirers from the Photo Gallery will automatically be routed there, so you can still have all the "fun" there you had in the good old days last summer?

Less whining and more common sense. Please!

I got incredibly lucky at our favorite convenience store on the K and hooked up with a young, WSW named T'lene. She was about 5'4, 115, long henna'ed hair. Easily a 9. She had some shamrock tattoos on her lower back and a heart with devil horns on her pelvic bone. She said she was 21, and I believe her after seeing her body. Her tits are perfect A cups that gravity hasn't gotten too, and she has a perfect amount of baby fat on her otherwise tiny and tight frame. After seeing her close up in my car, I decided to take the plunge and go to the patio. After a bit of haggling, I got half and half for. 40 plus. 01 tip. I saw no signs of drug use (she did say she occasionally got wet) She was sweet and pleasant to talk to, and amazing once we had some privacy.

Of course she doesn't have a phone and said she tries to not be out much. She said she was going to start dancing again (with her body and cute face, I could see her doing well if she keeps her act together) I really hope I run into her again. If anyone else does, treat her nice. She's a sweetheart.

[QUOTE=Dark Phoenix]I suppose imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so I'll cautiously welcome Light Phoenix to the board. I have the feeling I'll soon regret that, just reference what was going on last summer if you wonder why. I wonder what the hell I did to piss this guy off. But I come to post, not flame. Specifically, I come to post regarding some nice nighttime hookups on the K this past weekend.

For the second time in a week, I hooked up with Diana on Saturday. Nice girl, fairly clean, brunette, early 20's with a nice slim build. She goes by Dee or "Dizzy" sometimes apparently. For .30, she offers a very nice BBBJ. She is accommodating in terms of taking care of what you want, and with me that's a lot of spit and nasty talk. She can't come close to DT, but she'll do everything in her power to make the customer happy. Look in the vicinity of the park north of Clearfield, although I've seen her as far south as Ontario.

After partaking of that I cruised around a little more looking for some FS, and found a very good looking WSW named Mary. She was one of those gals I wasn't sure about...seemed a little too put together to be working the K. But she was. She's about 5'6", long light brown hair, and a killer body for her age (40). If she had any downside to her, it was the fact that her body lacked tone, but overall slim and nicely built including the boobs. She has teeth which I'd have to say are over-large, perhaps even horseteeth, but at least none were missing. Lives in Bucks, apparently has a regular job but was out on disability for a while...my gain.

Very friendly, great GFE, holding my hand all the way to my spot, where she gave me some DFK before going down. Her oral skills were amazing and she really seemed to enjoy it - at the very least she knows how to please a guy and made a real show of it, not unlike Melanie who's been reviewed here before. She had basically stripped down to give me a BBBJ, and the sight of her smooth, sexy body with her back arched and ass stuck up in the air while she blew me was too tempting, so I quickly negotiated for FS (brought the total to .50) which was super hot. She either really liked it or faked it really well and she knew how to lay on the dirty talk. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, she pulled off her jeans to reveal black thigh-highs and high heeled black boots - she says she loves to dress up in sexy outfits. I'd rate her one of the best of the past year or so.

Sunday night, after seeing Artie Lange and pissing some money away at the Borgata, I hooked up with Andrea, a really good looking young brunette WSW who was hanging around near Tioga. She too looked a little too good to be turning tricks, and she claims to be a non-drug-user. For what it's worth, I could detect no signs of drug use (i.e., no unsightly marks anywhere) and I did get the chance to get her naked.

Andrea is a perfect example of why I consider myself an atheist: She has a body to die for (a former stripper, who definitely still has the bod with no signs of deterioration) but she is at best mediocre in terms of service. No deity worth worshipping would allow that.

She gave me about 30 seconds of lackadaisical head and then we settled in for FS. She was unbelievably pleasing from an aesthetic standpoint (Davey, you'd love this one, just your type) and she had a nice tight bald puss, but I just about had to hold a mirror in front of her mouth to make sure she was still breathing during the act.

Seems like girls who have imperfections to overcome definitely try harder. On the eye candy scale, Andrea was a solid 9, but on the performance end a 3 or 4 at best. Give her an extra point for good hygiene, but she was totally outclassed by the sexy, pretty and wild Mary from the night before. I gave Mary my number since she can technically be considered almost my neighbor, and I hope to have further info on her soon.

BTW, this is NOT the same Mary who I reviewed last month. That girl apparently is known to Diana, and according to Diana she's not a regular SW but just a chick who gets off coming to the K to get fucked by strangers when she's high. That's probably sick to most people, but I have to admit...I think it's hot.[/QUOTE]I remember her from years ago and didn't realize that was the Mary you were talking about until I saw her yesterday by DD. Took her for a ride for old times sake. Yes, her oral skills are great and she tells me she enjoys sucking a nice dick. She hasn't lost her touch either. This girl is a definite GFE, she makes you feel like you are her boyfriend. Didn't have time for fs but she took every bit of the pop until I was dry.

[QUOTE=Msaunders6969]I remember her from years ago and didn't realize that was the Mary you were talking about until I saw her yesterday by DD.... her oral skills are great and she tells me she enjoys sucking a nice dick. She hasn't lost her touch either. This girl is a definite GFE, she makes you feel like you are her boyfriend.[/QUOTE]Gee, and I thought I was really special to her!

Actually I was surprised when she told me how long she's been coming out, although it seems like it's been and off/on thing. Either she managed to elude me for years, which I find hard to believe, or I've just plain gotten to the point of forgetting a lot of the girls I've played with. Senility is definitely creeping in.

Picked up Cindy near the 7-11. Short dirty blonde hair.

Stated that she's new to the are and from DE. At least 30 years old.

She did try to get me to make a "rock" stop before but I refused.

O.k. for 30. There was numerous out around 9-10pm.

I did see Stephanie walking near the 7-11 but I missed out when I circled back.

She had posted on CL a few times over the past few months. I read somewhere that someone thought she use to work on the "K" and had track marks. I figured if anyone knew it would be someone here.

I want to see here but not willing to spend the kind of money she wants if she is or was Streetwalker

Thanks in advance for your help.

[QUOTE=Vidmaker173]
I want to see here but not willing to spend the kind of money she wants if she is or was Streetwalker.[/QUOTE]

What's the issue, her possible background or her asking price? If it's price, just go get a streetwalker if the $$$$ she's asking for now is too much for you. I've seen that level or better on the K many times, and there's a nice crop right now IMHO.

If it's her possible background, all I can say is selling pussy is still selling pussy. Don't delude yourself into thinking that agency girls or escorts don't do dope. At least a SW won't OD and drop dead in your house or hotel room. Usually.

What you usually get for a higher price at least in theory is someone prettier than the average SW who practices good hygiene and insists on condoms, which not every SW does. But it doesn't mean she's not a train wreck junkie 99% of the time. I've seen some fine looking escorts and even strippers hitting the Ave on their own to avoid agency fees or just to make some quick $$ on their own, and usually it's to get high. None of these girls, even the 300/hr variety, come with a pedigree. Very few manage to make the transition from SW to higher priced provider, although the opposite is common. If STD exposure is a consideration, then cover up, it's obviously advisable with any provider.

If you RTFF, I'm sure you'll find a pretty good level of agreement that SWs provide the most "bang" for the buck, but in many cases they do shoot IV drugs (potentially increasing HIV risk) or smoke rock (no effect on HIV risk other than the fact that she's willing to do ANYTHING for the next hit, and probably has about 10 minutes before you found her). But on the other hand, there's always something in their background not so kosher. Nice girls without any issues just don't end up exchanging sex for money.

By definition, if you hook up from CL you're going to be paying more or just plain getting ripped off, whether she used to be a streetwalker or the princess of Monaco. But from what I see, you have far less chance of getting ripped off on the K than you do on CL. No matter what, don't kid yourself about the risks inherent in partaking at any level of the hobby. In fact, I think it's partially about risk. Some sick fucks really get off on risky sex. I just don't understand people like that. ;-)

Bottom line is that you're both consenting adults. If you find her questionable, try to negotiate a lower price. Very often that's not out of the question. You either reach an agreement or not. If you do, favor us with a review.

[QUOTE=Dark Phoenix]You know, I saw her on Friday nite a few blocks south of Allegheny and wasn't really sure if that was her or not. I noticed the extra weight but she was so rail thin I'm sure it actually does look good on her.

I had passed on it when I saw her since I had just been with this blond SW named Mary who I'd never seen before, caught up with her on the side street behind North Catholic. This girl was cute, fun beyond belief, but WASTED. She gets in, asks what I'm looking for and agreed to FS for .50. I turn away from the Ave to head closer to the river and before I'm even to Aramingo, she's butt naked, kissing my neck and masturbating herself. She was high as a kite and seriously looking to get fucked, and the steady stream of filthy talk she gave me had me going nuts. The only drawback was that during a previous childbirth, she'd had an episiotomy (sp?), which is basically a procedure where the puss is bisected to allow a big pumpkin head to pass through an otherwise-too-small opening. There were some permanent stitches in there which I felt when I was in deep, and it was none too comfortable. My comment on it actually seemed to sober her for a moment and she lucidly described what it was before she settled back into playing with her clit and telling me to fuck her harder. Lotsa fun if you can deal with someone more wasted than any human you've ever encountered before. I'm still not sure if this was just a wasted chick out being a nasty little pig or if she's a regular out there, one of life's mysteries.

I do want to weigh in on the suggestion of carrying a gun while mongering offered by Reddragon666. Don't, unless you're Dirty Motherfucking Harry with that thing. If you're suddenly facing assailants, you don't know if they're armed or quicker on the draw than you are, and it's a crime to carry without a special permit anyway. Black eyes are one thing, exit wounds are another. Not to mention all the fun you'll have trying to convince the detectives that your shooting was justifiable self-defense, assuming of course you have the combination of balls and stupidity needed to shoot another human being in the first place. All you're asking for is an escalation of violence, and you can read the reports from Iraq to see how well that works.

The key is picking a good spot and that takes cruising the streets and making observations. Learn to find spots which are removed from residential areas but still not so desolate that you're sticking out like a sore thumb. Or, buck up and take it to the Patio or similar no-tell where you can bury the salami with relative anonymity. Carrying an unauthorized firearm is a felony, as opposed to the mere misdemeanor you were hoping to engage in. Try explaining that to wifey.

The advice of carrying heat is to put it mildly throwing fuel on a fire. Nothing good can come of it. If you ever make the mistake of actually firing it, you'd better kill the person and hope there are no witnesses, or you could be looking at a serious stretch in a state pen. And you'll find once you're there, and not armed, you'll need to be a SERIOUS badass if you have any intention of avoiding a dick up your keester. And that of course doesn't account for the civil litigation which will leave you penniless and won't be covered under your insurance since shooting someone is an intentional act. Be advised, your pledge to find the "real killer" won't be taken seriously....

Much better to only think with the little head when you pick up a SW and use the big head to figure out where to take her. If the Patio or a hotel is too much $$$ to spend, consider taking her to a self-park indoor lot. An excellent one for this purpose is on 2nd just north of Walnut (except for hopping weekends in Old City) and another is on South Street I think at either 6th or 7th if I'm not mistaken. There is also at least one place of business associated with "adult viewing material" which at least in the past had available accommodations for a very reasonable price upstairs.[/QUOTE]


Are tasers legal in Philly?

[QUOTE=Dark Phoenix]...Bottom line is that you're both consenting adults. If you find her questionable, try to negotiate a lower price. Very often that's not out of the question. You either reach an agreement or not. If you do, favor us with a review.[/QUOTE]
Anytime I have a bad go of things on the Ave, I think “oh well I just blew .50” What is that about 10 bad hands at the cheapest blackjack table or two lap dances and two beers!

It is a lot better than a bad $$$ experience. There are no guarantees!

I have not posted in a while but I have been out a few times this year. I did get burned on a traffic stop with some ticket but I will post that story later after it is all resolved. To make a long story short, make sure you have all your documents and even though you might want to be nice do not act as a taxi service.

I have seen my old stand by twice (“ the blond”) There are a few pictures on the board of her. I think she is back to her injections. C instead of H, which I find pretty strange. I will skip her the next time I see her. I stopped by Kat’s place a couple times but I really cannot stand the zoo that she is housing there. There are also a large number of people who hang out there.

My last trip was the best this year so far. I got some inspiration from some of the other photo takers on the board and decide I would try some experimentation. I went shopping. I wish I could find clothes for myself that looked this good when I put them on. The total shopping bill was $23 including shoes. I asked Melissa, a real solid girl that I have picked up a few times, to be my model. This probably would not have worked with some of the money first girls on the Ave but she was game and had fun. By the way when I picked her up she was waiting for someone else but had thought she was getting stood up. She got to keep the clothes so the next guy to see her will probably get a very appealing young lady. When things go this right it makes me wonder how the $$$ girls stay in business! Pictures posted in photo section.

[QUOTE=Runnow]I have not posted in a while but I have been out a few times this year. I did get burned on a traffic stop with some ticket but I will post that story later after it is all resolved. To make a long story short, make sure you have all your documents and even though you might want to be nice do not act as a taxi service.[/QUOTE]

That's one way to get yourself noticed by LE. These girls will get you on some of the back streets that make you stand out like a sore thumb. I make it perfectly clear upon picking a girl up of where I will drop her off. That's part of the initial negotiation.

[QUOTE=Runnow]I stopped by Kat’s place a couple times but I really cannot stand the zoo that she is housing there. There are also a large number of people who hang out there.[/QUOTE]

Haven't seen Kat myself for a bit. The cat odor is just out of hand. Nice girl but she has got to dump the cats. Now that you say the house is becoming a hangout, thats more a reason I don't believe I'll be calling her any time soon. Thanks for the update.

[QUOTE=Runnow]When things go this right it makes me wonder how the $$$ girls stay in business! Pictures posted in photo section.[/QUOTE]

The $$$ girls are the ones you see standing one the same corner without ever getting a date. There's a handfull of them out there that are half way decent looking girls, but they believe they have to give bad service on a consistant basis. The smart ones are never out for more than a few minutes before getting picked up. Nice pics of Melissa. Haven't seen her for a long time. Hope I run into her again.

[QUOTE=Runnow]Anytime I have a bad go of things on the Ave, I think “oh well I just blew .50” What is that about 10 bad hands at the cheapest blackjack table or two lap dances and two beers!

It is a lot better than a bad $$$ experience. There are no guarantees![/QUOTE]Which is exactly what I thought to myself (except the opposite), when I chose to play poker & blackjack in AC recently, rather than chasing pussy. I could have gotten lots of pussy with the funds I lost in AC. Of course, I always rationalize my donations to the AC casinos by telling myself, "I can subsidize one vice (women) with another vice (gambling). Sadly, though, it doesn't always work out that way.

On a similar note, I'm sure most of us have dropped far more than $50 on traditional dates (drinks, dinner, entertainment), and walked away with nothing but frustration and blue balls.

Thanks for your advice. What bothered me the most was possibly paying $$5 ++ for an ex streetwalker when I can get a streetwalker for .5. I agree with just about all of what you said.

Thanks again

[QUOTE=Junky11]Are tasers legal in Philly?[/QUOTE]


Firearm regulation occurs at the Commonwealth and not the city level. Under the crimes code (Title 18 of the Pennsylvania Consolidated Statutes), the following applies:

18 Pa.C.S.A. § 908. Prohibited offensive weapons

(a) Offense defined. — A person commits a misdemeanor of the
first degree if, except as authorized by law, he makes repairs, sells, or
otherwise deals in, uses, or possesses any offensive weapon.

The definition of "offensive weapons" includes tasers. The full definition:

"Offensive weapons." Any bomb, grenade, machine gun, sawed-off shotgun
with a barrel less than 18 inches, firearm specially made or specially
adapted for concealment or silent discharge, any blackjack, sandbag,
metal knuckles, dagger, knife, razor or cutting instrument, the blade of
which is exposed in an automatic way by switch, pushbutton, spring
mechanism, or otherwise, any stun gun, stun baton, taser or other
electronic or electric weapon or other implement for the infliction of
serious bodily injury which serves no common lawful purpose.


So no, tasers are not legal unless you've obtained a permit to carry.