The Tourist viewpoint . . .
I had reasons to be in St Pete on Wed past. Around lunchtime I did some sightseeing/touristy stuff and found that tourist mecca Tina's (no stage show) but an interesting offer from Alyssa (?) the bartender. One beer and gone. Interesting for a short time but not anything to hold my interest.
Also saw that other tourist icon, the Palm Aire. Tall athletic appearing lady, short reddish hair, well tanned, orange top, blue jean short shorts, nice chest, @ 30, 5-10, 130 I'd guess, smiling at me big time. You have some friendly ladies down there don't ya? I had no time to chat, but she looked quite the conversationalist. I would definately consider seeking her assistance with the hidden passenger (detailed below) that has taken residence in my vehicle.
Back to the reason I was there for a few hours and headed back N. up 49th St around 330. Near 95th Ave, I ran into Tracy, jean skirt, greyish top, med to longish brown hair, bad teeth, @ 35 by my guess, 5-3, 115. She was walking and looked quite warm and tired from her walk. Being the gentleman that I am, I offered the tired lady a ride. Chivalry is not dead!
I cannot understand why she was so warm. The weather was nice and she was completely free spirited under her skirt. Strange ladies you all have down there. She showed me her spirit and encouraged me to feel the spirit. Just then this dayum garter snake that has been hiding in my car stuck his head out to see what was happening.
She assured me she had a solution to my passenger at her place in a mid 80s block. She was interested in meeting my cousin Jackson but he had stayed home and only my other cousin Hamilton was with me. Being the friendly girl she is, she was quite happy to meet him.
Off to check her solutions and she was correct. She first blew it up and that worked. Well, I should more accurately say it got him fully attentive to his imminent demise. Then she put it in a bag and squashed it between us. That killed it-- I know because it puked a couple times and she skinned him. I gave her a ride to a nearby store and she continued her hot tiring free spirited walk.
Before we left she spread some numbers around and told me the proper arrangement for them to discourage future unwanted passengers of that type. Wouldn't you know it though, before I was home that creature reappeared in perfect health. I might have to see her again for another attempt at finishing him off. Anyway, my one cousin hamilton liked her so much he decided to stay with her and abandoned me.
I have to tell ya, St Pete (or is that area Pinellas Park) is inhabited by some unusual people. Just a tourist observation.
Nemo
This is how a report should be written!!!
[QUOTE=Nemodc]I had reasons to be in St Pete on Wed past. Around lunchtime I did some sightseeing/touristy stuff and found that tourist mecca Tina's (no stage show) but an interesting offer from Alyssa (?) the bartender. One beer and gone. Interesting for a short time but not anything to hold my interest.
Also saw that other tourist icon, the Palm Aire. Tall athletic appearing lady, short reddish hair, well tanned, orange top, blue jean short shorts, nice chest, @ 30, 5-10, 130 I'd guess, smiling at me big time. You have some friendly ladies down there don't ya? I had no time to chat, but she looked quite the conversationalist. I would definately consider seeking her assistance with the hidden passenger (detailed below) that has taken residence in my vehicle.
Back to the reason I was there for a few hours and headed back N. up 49th St around 330. Near 95th Ave, I ran into Tracy, jean skirt, greyish top, med to longish brown hair, bad teeth, @ 35 by my guess, 5-3, 115. She was walking and looked quite warm and tired from her walk. Being the gentleman that I am, I offered the tired lady a ride. Chivalry is not dead!
I cannot understand why she was so warm. The weather was nice and she was completely free spirited under her skirt. Strange ladies you all have down there. She showed me her spirit and encouraged me to feel the spirit. Just then this dayum garter snake that has been hiding in my car stuck his head out to see what was happening.
She assured me she had a solution to my passenger at her place in a mid 80s block. She was interested in meeting my cousin Jackson but he had stayed home and only my other cousin Hamilton was with me. Being the friendly girl she is, she was quite happy to meet him.
Off to check her solutions and she was correct. She first blew it up and that worked. Well, I should more accurately say it got him fully attentive to his imminent demise. Then she put it in a bag and squashed it between us. That killed it-- I know because it puked a couple times and she skinned him. I gave her a ride to a nearby store and she continued her hot tiring free spirited walk.
Before we left she spread some numbers around and told me the proper arrangement for them to discourage future unwanted passengers of that type. Wouldn't you know it thought, before I was home that creature reappeared in perfect health. I might have to see her again for another attempt at finishing him off. Anyway, my one cousin hamilton liked her so much he decided to stay with her and abandoned me.
I have to tell ya, St Pete (or is that area Pinellas Park) is inhabited by some unusual people. Just a tourist observation.
Nemo[/QUOTE]
With style and humor. Sounds like you have quite a find. Nemo, Can you m me with any other info you may have re this snake removal service. I have been having some issues with this myself. Thanks
Kristina's now serving donuts... and other random thoughts...
This post is in two sections -- piggys and hos. All intel is from wee hours 2/27/09 (Midnight to 3am). Enjoy...
PIGGYS:
Kristina's must be serving donuts because there were three of St. Pete's finest parked there for a really long time tonight. I should be upset about their sluffing off on the clock, but we all know if they were driving around they'd just be looking for speeders, hos, and mongers instead of looking for real criminals. So, I was happy to see them there.
I also got to see a good line-up of several PCSO and SPPD unmarked. While the guys with the marked cars were having donuts at Kristina's, four or five of unmarked were getting jelly face over at the Hess station - just standing out front BSing. The unmarked line-up mostly consisted of the dark blue Impala. I also saw a silver unmarked driving around town tonight -- typical cruiser with no markings but the lights and the jail-bird cage were clearly visible.
Two SPPD cars sat ALL night in the parking lot of the auto parts warehouse near 1st Ave N & 34th St. Those two must have been sleeping.
Also, I may be crazy, but I could swear I saw a cop driving an Independent Taxi tonight... I've been told by some of the girls on the street that Independent works with PoPo, so based on that and what I think I saw, I will exercise a bit of caution around that Taxi service.
And -- has anyone else noticed that PCSO seems to be patrolling inside St. Pete city limits? They seem to be helping patrol near the Hess station and all those back streets. Twice tonight I saw a PCSO guy driving slowly in that area - clearly patrolling.
HOs:
So, while PoPo was eating doughnuts and sleeping I was out looking for cuties and I scored a real winner. First, I rolled up on two different girls that could both have been Faith's sisters. One walked up to my car, opened the door like she knew the drill, but then politely declined saying she was done for the evening and was just headed into her motel. I will look for this cutie later. I think she's staying at the Sandman because that's where we had our brief chat. The other Faith look-alike ignored me altogether so maybe she wasn't one of our fine ladies of the evening.
I finally snatched up Rachel. She was hanging out with the T-girls, but I could see that she wasn't one of them (not too hard to do)... I picked her out of the crowd and she seemed a bit nervous. The only other girl who was working there gave her a little push and said "it's OK. Get in"... Rachel is 27 years old and is new at this. I guess times are tough. She said she's only been doing this about a week. She was cute especially for a girl on the street and she was really sweet and fun to be with. She has implants so at one time she had some money or a sugar daddy. They were done very nicely -- not "over stuffed", just a real nice C-cup. FS in the car for $50. She's blond on top with a brown landing strip, about 5'8", 130#, and has high cheek bones. She's staying at that 2-story scuz bag motel that's around 3rd Ave and 34th St. No digits. I tried to get a picture of her or the kitty for you guys but she wouldn't give it up. (I need to install hidden cameras in the car!) Good luck finding Rachel. Check around where the gals "with a little extra surprise" hang out -- 35th St & 5th Ave area.
