Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6769779]1563 has one good thing they offer a line up of the 304's. This is the handjob equivalent of einstein figuring out gravity watching a guy fall of a building. The strengths of 1563 end there. The girls are so loaded on k they make matthew perry look like a 12 step sponsor. The place smells worse than Ellen Degeneres breath at low tide. The girls have as much handjob skills as a one legged guy at an ass kicking contest. It is run by a crew of girls who grew up in places like la plenty and have the social skills of a spastic with a machine gun.[/QUOTE]My god, these analogies. Newton discovered the laws of gravity FYI.

[QUOTE=OakOak22;6771985]My god, these analogies. Newton discovered the laws of gravity FYI.[/QUOTE]I cannot believe I am debating gravity on this forum but here it goes Newton discovered the law of gravitation, namely that two bodies attract each other in a manner that is inversely proportional to the distance between them. Newton could not explain how gravity operates Newton did not even posit that gravity affected time and even now his laws are only sufficient to describe large masses. Einstein figured out how gravity works which is much more important because if you just followed Newton, you could not explain why light bends in a gravitational field. According to newton light has no mass so that it should not be affected by gravitation. As an example it is a law of mongering that if you are in a massage parlor getting your shitport tickled face down a monger will walk through the front door and stupidly ask can I use the restroom before my massage. That is a law that does not interest me. The question is why to which I cannot explain.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6772570]I cannot believe I am debating gravity on this forum but here it goes Newton discovered the law of gravitation, namely that two bodies attract each other in a manner that is inversely proportional to the distance between them. Newton could not explain how gravity operates Newton did not even posit that gravity affected time and even now his laws are only sufficient to describe large masses. Einstein figured out how gravity works which is much more important because if you just followed Newton, you could not explain why light bends in a gravitational field. According to newton light has no mass so that it should not be affected by gravitation. As an example it is a law of mongering that if you are in a massage parlor getting your shitport tickled face down a monger will walk through the front door and stupidly ask can I use the restroom before my massage. That is a law that does not interest me. The question is why to which I cannot explain.[/QUOTE]Galileo is the one who dropped the orange, dude.

Saw a 2 new girls but one stood out. Linda. SVery pretty. 22 YO. 5'4"ish. Skinny. Nice Tits (C's) and round Ass. Fully Shaved. Spoke a little English. Has a little laugh tick where she nervous laughs a lot. Paid the house. She helped me undress. Massage was descent with some naked body rub all over me added in. Had me flip and started a good BBBJ. Didn't take me too deep but had good mouth / hand ratio going. Got her onto the bed for some DATY. OMG, this girl went nuts. Super wet. Came twice. Played with her tits while licking and sucking her. She definitely digs it. Condom on to fuck. Standing Mish, Mish, and finished with K9 on the bed. Slapped that ass and grabbed those tits, while I rode her hard from behind. Fished together. Super wet to say the least. House was. 6. Tip was 1. 5.

[QUOTE=TempletonRat;6773664]Galileo is the one who dropped the orange, dude.[/QUOTE]Galileo also sang with Queen.

Anyone ever tried her out? Does she provides any extras?

Trying to see if I should spent the $350 LOL.

[URL]https://www.fionabliss.com/[/URL]

[QUOTE=TacoDude1415;6774295]Anyone ever tried her out? Does she provides any extras?

Trying to see if I should spent the $350 LOL.


[URL]https://www.fionabliss.com/[/URL][/QUOTE]I seen Fiona about seven years ago. Those pictures are from when I seen her, definitely hot. Don't know how she looks now. No extras.

I'm looking for some spots that only do HJ can anyone help a brother out?

[QUOTE=JasperDaGoat;6774802]I'm looking for some spots that only do HJ can anyone help a brother out?[/QUOTE]Just walk into the first spot you see.

Was it for the hour? And do you know which days she works?

[QUOTE=Comparr;6773866]Saw a 2 new girls but one stood out. Linda. SVery pretty. 22 YO. 5'4"ish. Skinny. Nice Tits (C's) and round Ass. Fully Shaved. Spoke a little English. Has a little laugh tick where she nervous laughs a lot. Paid the house. She helped me undress. Massage was descent with some naked body rub all over me added in. Had me flip and started a good BBBJ. Didn't take me too deep but had good mouth / hand ratio going. Got her onto the bed for some DATY. OMG, this girl went nuts. Super wet. Came twice. Played with her tits while licking and sucking her. She definitely digs it. Condom on to fuck. Standing Mish, Mish, and finished with K9 on the bed. Slapped that ass and grabbed those tits, while I rode her hard from behind. Fished together. Super wet to say the least. House was. 6. Tip was 1. 5.[/QUOTE]

3 guys robbed an AMP and got away with house and ladies money.

IMO the lowest of scum robs the working ladies. With the Socal stings that have been on going they could of been rogue LEO. Hearing of the flagrant disregard of the agents conduct one never knows. The parlor couldn't even tell what race they are so it is a well practiced team.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;6775722]3 guys robbed an AMP and got away with house and ladies money.

IMO the lowest of scum robs the working ladies. With the Socal stings that have been on going they could of been rogue LEO. Hearing of the flagrant disregard of the agents conduct one never knows. The parlor couldn't even tell what race they are so it is a well practiced team.[/QUOTE]Now parlors are getting hit? Damn nothing is safe anymore thanks to inflation and Endless wars.

Are a bit quieter but still one of my favorite places.

Two girls were working, both thin and pretty. Wearing red lace lingerie. I got the younger one, Bella. She said she was 28 and had only just arrived from Texas. The house was. 6 and I laid 1. 4 and a rubber on the side table before undressing and laying on the mattress on the floor. Her massage was fine, followed by BBBJ, CFS, and a HJ finish. No DFK. We took our time and she rubbed my chest for a while to finish up the hour.

Recommended.

[QUOTE=CodyMax33;6775513]Was it for the hour? And do you know which days she works?[/QUOTE]She stayed here for two weeks.

1 hr60+tip150.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;6775722]3 guys robbed an AMP and got away with house and ladies money.

IMO the lowest of scum robs the working ladies. With the Socal stings that have been on going they could of been rogue LEO. Hearing of the flagrant disregard of the agents conduct one never knows. The parlor couldn't even tell what race they are so it is a well practiced team.[/QUOTE]Why stop at LEO? I'll bet they were rogue FBI, or maybe even rogue Secret Service! Ffs. .

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;6777660]Why stop at LEO? I'll bet they were rogue FBI, or maybe even rogue Secret Service! Ffs. .[/QUOTE]It's so hard for you to imagined dirty cops? Why do you think big city police departments have Internal Affairs divisions? Very, very busy internal affairs divisions.

[QUOTE=JohnnyAaced;6764765]Pretty run down front on a busy street. Second door in the l foyer.

Went today. Very large busty girl in blue outfit looked like an Asian 90's hair band groupie. But I loved it.

Massage skills are 8. 5/10.

Face 7 (AMP standards).

Body 9 (any standards).

6 cover.

1. 4 FS many positions.

Only drawback was place was loaded with mongers. And they didn't mind waiting.

She said she is there for another week. I asked her name she said "thank you". I stopped trying questions after that.[/QUOTE]I only saw one girl, kelly. She took the room fee, Special. 60 for hour. Rooms are nice enough, massage so so. Kelly not a bad body. She gave me the $ for the full deal. I agreed and her dress fell off like silk on a window. She gave the CG, CBJ, Doggie, Mish. She was a tight little thing. Lots of whimpers and moans. I stayed for about 45 min and finished up. She did a nice hot towel wash, got her $ and I was out. Service rated 7, body 7, attitude 8. I will be back, for more dreams.

[QUOTE=Chupacabra;6778302]It's so hard for you to imagined dirty cops? Why do you think big city police departments have Internal Affairs divisions? Very, very busy internal affairs divisions.[/QUOTE]Okay, I know this isn't the forum, but:

I didn't say cops aren't dirty. Most aren't (please reeeee elsewhere), but like any profession there are bad actors. Consider the playing field for a bad cop. Now consider three getting together to go "rogue". "Hey man, we're three bad cops, what should we do?" "We could shake down high traffic drug mules". "Or high stakes gambling spots. We have the intel for where the real money is moving. " "Or. . . How about we all risk everything and knock over a little massage parlor? If we're lucky, it'll be just a mamasan. " "Yeah. . . Maybe you just get us sammiches, huh Larry?

But you do you.

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;6778755]Okay, I know this isn't the forum, but:

I didn't say cops aren't dirty. Most aren't (please reeeee elsewhere), but like any profession there are bad actors. Consider the playing field for a bad cop. Now consider three getting together to go "rogue". "Hey man, we're three bad cops, what should we do?" "We could shake down high traffic drug mules". "Or high stakes gambling spots. We have the intel for where the real money is moving. " "Or. . . How about we all risk everything and knock over a little massage parlor? If we're lucky, it'll be just a mamasan. " "Yeah. . . Maybe you just get us sammiches, huh Larry?

But you do you.[/QUOTE]1. most cops are dirty.

2. nobody cares about this here, argue elsewhere.

3. I'm checking out the Winnetka spot & will report back.

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;6778755]Okay, I know this isn't the forum, but:

I didn't say cops aren't dirty. Most aren't (please reeeee elsewhere), but like any profession there are bad actors. Consider the playing field for a bad cop. Now consider three getting together to go "rogue". "Hey man, we're three bad cops, what should we do?" "We could shake down high traffic drug mules". "Or high stakes gambling spots. We have the intel for where the real money is moving. " "Or. . . How about we all risk everything and knock over a little massage parlor? If we're lucky, it'll be just a mamasan. " "Yeah. . . Maybe you just get us sammiches, huh Larry?

But you do you.[/QUOTE]I'm the one reeeing? LOL Self awareness is not your strong suit, I see.

[QUOTE=Negatrone;6778405]I only saw one girl, kelly. She took the room fee, Special. 60 for hour. Rooms are nice enough, massage so so. Kelly not a bad body. She gave me the $ for the full deal. I agreed and her dress fell off like silk on a window. She gave the CG, CBJ, Doggie, Mish. She was a tight little thing. Lots of whimpers and moans. I stayed for about 45 min and finished up. She did a nice hot towel wash, got her $ and I was out. Service rated 7, body 7, attitude 8. I will be back, for more dreams.[/QUOTE]Where is Peach located?

So, I have forsworn myself. I just paid 400 for FS from a fatty.

I went into 156X over the weekend. There were two girls there. A humpback whale and a mystery meat submoron. I picked the submoron because she was not diabetic from blubber.

I do not know her name, but she has tats up her right shoulder into her neck. I think the drawing is of her street gang looting an Andy gump. It is that bad.

I lay down 200 for the 50 minute awful handjob.

About 25 minutes in, with all the eagerness of an elephant shit cleaner at the circus informed that there is overtime available, she asks if I want FS. I say ok, and she asks for 200 more. I know. Seriously.

Anyhow, we get positioned and she just lays horizontally on the table. I assume that if we both got on the table, their workers comp policy would self destruct.

She lies down and upon thrust number one, it hit me like a Mike Tyson right. Her pussy smelled so bad that it made the bathroom at an all you can eat curry joint smell like banana bread baking on Sawtelle at that Filipino place.

It smelled like a cross between a racquetball court in Mosul and a morgue in Mosul. Worse than Caliluv, Tabbinated, or that gal on HX with the gut.

I have to stop going to 156X.

[QUOTE=Bince33;6779120]Where is Peach located?[/QUOTE]51XX Sunset Blvd.

[URL]https://www.yelp.com/biz/peach-massage-spa-los-angeles[/URL]

Been seeing ads on bed page for a spot on Westwood and Olympic for GFE, BBBJ, and French Kissing and I decided to check it out. Went in and got a pretty decent massage. It was cold as hell, but her hands were nice and warm and super soft. On the flip she offered an HJ. I told her I wanted GFE and dfk, but she said no, just HJ. I was pretty annoyed, and she started with the HJ fully clothed. I asked her to take her top off and she said she'll take off her top and pull down her pants for 120. I said OK. She started out with an OK HJ and then went super fast and hard. I don't like it like that so I asked her to slow down. She looked kind of annoyed at first, but then she went slow with one hand on my dick and the other roaming my balls and thigh and everywhere else. Once she slowed down it felt pretty damn good. She was older maybe 40 but her body was banging. Fake tits but no scarring. Nipples were so per fucking nice too. Super fit. Tight ass and abs. I asked if I could go under her panties and she said yes. I rubbed her pussy and then came. I came a lot all over her hands. She asked me to help her put her clothes back on.

Overall I was pretty disappointed that the ad was bogus (unless I needed to get a different provider there), but the decent massage and HJ were good. It kinda reminds me of when I first started mongering. Now I usually just hunt for BBBJ / FS spots, but this was a nice change of pace.

[QUOTE=MrJoeJoda;6776331]Are a bit quieter but still one of my favorite places.

Two girls were working, both thin and pretty. Wearing red lace lingerie. I got the younger one, Bella. She said she was 28 and had only just arrived from Texas. The house was. 6 and I laid 1. 4 and a rubber on the side table before undressing and laying on the mattress on the floor. Her massage was fine, followed by BBBJ, CFS, and a HJ finish. No DFK. We took our time and she rubbed my chest for a while to finish up the hour.

Recommended.[/QUOTE]Bella:

1. Boobs- 8/10 nice handful.

2. Kitty- 7/10 loose but was nice wet without lubricant.

3. Attitude- 9/10 really good. No hassle in anything. Good lfk as well.

Damages: $. 4 for both about 1 hr.

One more thing worth mentioning, they are really good for new mongers as well. Can accommodate all your needs.

Happy Mongering fellas.

Damn LOL.

Thanks for the infro.

[QUOTE=VinnieJenkins;6774751]I seen Fiona about seven years ago. Those pictures are from when I seen her, definitely hot. Don't know how she looks now. No extras.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Negatrone;6778405]I only saw one girl, kelly. She took the room fee, Special. 60 for hour. Rooms are nice enough, massage so so. Kelly not a bad body. She gave me the $ for the full deal. I agreed and her dress fell off like silk on a window. She gave the CG, CBJ, Doggie, Mish. She was a tight little thing. Lots of whimpers and moans. I stayed for about 45 min and finished up. She did a nice hot towel wash, got her $ and I was out. Service rated 7, body 7, attitude 8. I will be back, for more dreams.[/QUOTE]I was there last night, and had Tina. She gave a great massage, and I got a great (CBJ / FS). All in all, it was worth the money. 60 minutes for $$.

[QUOTE=Negatrone;6779768]51XX Sunset Blvd.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Comparr;6785997]I was there last night, and had Tina. She gave a great massage, and I got a great (CBJ / FS). All in all, it was worth the money. 60 minutes for $$.[/QUOTE]I've been there but didn't know it was called Peach LOL. How was Tina, look-wise? How'd she take DS? The girl I saw there wouldn't let me go in all the way when I bent her over, maybe I was too big.

No. 1 is the typical shopping center MP in a fairly busy part of West Covina. But there is a back entrance on a side street, where you can just ring the bell.

Main event was with Kim. Spinner, Bs, eraser nips, nice ass. Very friendly and definitely in her 20's maybe 30's and body is very tight and she's cute. Standard massage, flip, CBJ, doggie, mish, and finish on her tits. $. 4 for main event 40 to the house. Slap on the ass, water and that was the end of the story. Would re-read this story.

P.S.: 9XX S Glendora Ave.

[QUOTE=Bince33;6786898]I've been there but didn't know it was called Peach LOL. How was Tina, look-wise? How'd she take DS? The girl I saw there wouldn't let me go in all the way when I bent her over, maybe I was too big.[/QUOTE]Tina is kinder, more patient and considerate.

Nice petite 30's (I think) she is short with small perky tits. Very friendly girl.

I like Tina.

Used to live in SoCal & fly out of LAX a lot. There were quite a few MPs near the airport, only one of which I ever tried. Am flying in next week & have to kill some time near the airport. Are there any there to be recommended? AND, while I'm being needy, inflation / rampant GPS and moving away have me ignorant about "going rates. " If all I wanted was a HE (it usually isn't!) what would I usually have to pay aroung there?

Appreciate any help I can get and I'll post any intel gained "on the ground!

HH, SS,

-SH.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6779448]So, I have forsworn myself. I just paid 400 for FS from a fatty.

I went into 156X over the weekend. There were two girls there. A humpback whale and a mystery meat submoron. I picked the submoron because she was not diabetic from blubber.

I do not know her name, but she has tats up her right shoulder into her neck. I think the drawing is of her street gang looting an Andy gump. It is that bad.

I lay down 200 for the 50 minute awful handjob.

About 25 minutes in, with all the eagerness of an elephant shit cleaner at the circus informed that there is overtime available, she asks if I want FS. I say ok, and she asks for 200 more. I know. Seriously.

Anyhow, we get positioned and she just lays horizontally on the table. I assume that if we both got on the table, their workers comp policy would self destruct.

She lies down and upon thrust number one, it hit me like a Mike Tyson right. Her pussy smelled so bad that it made the bathroom at an all you can eat curry joint smell like banana bread baking on Sawtelle at that Filipino place.

It smelled like a cross between a racquetball court in Mosul and a morgue in Mosul. Worse than Caliluv, Tabbinated, or that gal on HX with the gut.

I have to stop going to 156X.[/QUOTE]Bro, sounds like you keep visiting this car crash of a parlor because you can't seem to look away haha. It happens though. I visit Luki, if you're familiar with her, even though she's nothing to write home about and she keeps getting testier every time I nut after taking the full 30 minutes to rail her out. Even the bad ones sometimes get you to come back.

[QUOTE=WaffleEater;6791302]Bro, sounds like you keep visiting this car crash of a parlor because you can't seem to look away haha. [/QUOTE]You should read the ones he feels negatively about!

[QUOTE=Murrican;6659366]There's a new spot that opened on the corner of Sepulveda and Olympic. Dream massage. It opens a few months ago.

Anybody know anything about it? I can't find anything online. Wondering if good.[/QUOTE]Went there two days in a row while getting some work done at Pep Boys across the street. Clean and new. The ladies were younger than what I've seen elsewhere in the area. Probably early 30 for one and early 40 for the other, but very tight, both of 'them. The younger one did a little celebratory dance when I finished up from the HJ.

I feel like going to FS spots just to get some handwork and a BJ.

But am kinda worried that the workers are going to look at me like I'm an idiot or get offended.

Sometimes I'm just in the mood just to relax, get some top and look at some nice headlights.

FS can be exhausting for me sometimes tbh.

Any reports on Lucky Spa on Sepulveda?

Yeah, its the lucky foot massage in culver city. They are a FS joint. Rotation with Asian staff. Stays for a couple of weeks mostly.

You'll have to go in and get the talent that's available on that day.

[QUOTE=DaddyGoogle;6791839]Any reports on Lucky Spa on Sepulveda?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CodyMax33;6792294]Yeah, its the lucky foot massage in culver city. They are a FS joint. Rotation with Asian staff. Stays for a couple of weeks mostly.

You'll have to go in and get the talent that's available on that day.[/QUOTE]I decided to give it a shot (pun not intended).

First. The Entrance.

I saw some complaints about how horrifying the back entrance is. I guess if you've never been in a break room of any business it seems bad, but I imagined much worse than it is.

The Room.

Zero attempt to create any ambience. The thing that really killed it was the flat screen TV showing the four security cam feeds. Nothing less sexy than LED TV light. There was also a very noisy space heater that I could a done without, BUT, the walls don't go to the ceiling, so I can see how some ambient noise would dim the neighbor's grunting. However, I was the only monger there on a Thursday afternoon, so it was irrelevant.

The Talent.

I always forget to ask their names. She was petite, though not quote a spinner. Early 30's, but a baby face. A / B cup with small nipples, which can be good or bad (I like a gumdrop more than a pencil eraser.) Butt was nice and round, but not phat.

The Service.

4 room for 30 minutes, which is a deal in my experience at FS joints (CEO charges. 6. Sun Acupressure is. 7 - GASP! And those joints are a lot more low rent). I had texted the BP number the night before and been told 1. 4 for FS, so I had that on the table with the condom. She insisted on pressing on my back for a few minutes before I flipped on my own accord. She got undressed and, oh hey, you can actually get a view of her nice body because of the light of the TV. So not so awful after all.

This was my first time going FS, so I can't really compare performance, but the moans were nice and her hands were active. CBJ (BBBJ was available according to the text, but nah). CFS, CG, mish, then licking my nipples while I finish myself because that the only thing that works (dang SSRI inhibitors).

So that's that. I'd like to upgrade to one of the spots like CGLA, but I'm spooked by all the info they ask for. And I've not found an independent advertising for less than 4. Which seems like a lot compared to the 1. 8 this cost me. Maybe once I find a job I'll feel differently.

[QUOTE=DaddyGoogle;6792743]I decided to give it a shot (pun not intended).

First. The Entrance.

I saw some complaints about how horrifying the back entrance is. I guess if you've never been in a break room of any business it seems bad, but I imagined much worse than it is.

The Room.

Zero attempt to create any ambience. The thing that really killed it was the flat screen TV showing the four security cam feeds. Nothing less sexy than LED TV light. There was also a very noisy space heater that I could a done without, BUT, the walls don't go to the ceiling, so I can see how some ambient noise would dim the neighbor's grunting. However, I was the only monger there on a Thursday afternoon, so it was irrelevant.

The Talent.

I always forget to ask their names. She was petite, though not quote a spinner. Early 30's, but a baby face. A / B cup with small nipples, which can be good or bad (I like a gumdrop more than a pencil eraser.) Butt was nice and round, but not phat.[/QUOTE]Outstanding review. This place is not clinically acceptable. First off, the back entrance is fishier than Ellen degeneres' breath after Sunday box lunch. They have more mop ringers out in the front than freer range dicks that have gotten into Taylor Swift's hey nanny nanny.

The walls between the rooms offer all the privacy a goldfish gets in a petstore. I can tolerate the grunting, but when I feel liquid hitting me from defilade angles, well, you know you have a problem.

The one girl I saw there during the great flu of 1918 or was it 2020, had me wear a mask and she wanted 120 plus 60 for the house.

I do thing the place has better standards than CEO or the other drek on the west side.

The fatal flaw was the fucken papasan using a fanny pack cerca 1983 to carry the cash in.

[QUOTE=DaddyGoogle;6792743]

The Service.

4 room for 30 minutes, which is a deal in my experience at FS joints (CEO charges. 6. Sun Acupressure is. 7 - GASP! And those joints are a lot more low rent). I had texted the BP number the night before and been told 1. 4 for FS, so I had that on the table with the condom. She insisted on pressing on my back for a few minutes before I flipped on my own accord. She got undressed and, oh hey, you can actually get a view of her nice body because of the light of the TV. So not so awful after all.
.[/QUOTE]What is the damage for your 30 minutes?

Would dream massage be similar?