Massage Parlor Reports

Some years ago I went to see her. She always had some kinda schtick to go along with the massage and it's always been just a little too "out there." I hope all the massage providers read and take note!

[QUOTE=PilotPete; 1340166]Did the 4 hand massage again and the price is right at $. It is a good massage and a HE but there is a lot of unecessary mystic, freaky breathing and hand clapping and noisemakers and stuff that I don't need.

If any massage providers are reading this. Let me provide some tips.

1st, we like a good massage, but never, never forget about the boys. Don't ever think it is more important to release energy or adjust my chakra than tug my johnson. I don't give a damn if you are the tantric goddess of whogivesafuck planet. I don't need FS or a BJ but I do expect a gal to know how to properly knead & tease without neglecting the primary implement. Simple man, simple solution. Rub & tug. Repeat as needed until you feel the splatter of the baby batter.

Done with my rant. Need a massage provider in STL who gets it.

Be careful out there boys[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Buttho; 1338865]Been there. Massage was okay all covered touch above waist. Saw Dallas or Kim she said her name was. HE. No tip. BBBW. Will not repeat. $.25.

B[/QUOTE]Now I see some crazy ads about cops and criminals. Your going to get busted? She gives hand jobs LOL working with the leo? Its about time for a good government program LOL. To be honest its way to weird to consider.

This should be a "sticky". Perhaps we could have BP post this as a checklist that providers MUST acknowledge having read and understand before placing an ad in the bodyrubs / massage section? I believe PC said it best. Remember, most of these so called providers couldn't quite handle the complexity of a waitress job. (loosely paraphrased). Honestly, I thought it would be pretty easy to find a good rub & tug girl. Turns out it's easier to find a trustworthy auto mechanic. Who knew?

[QUOTE=PilotPete; 1340166]Did the 4 hand massage again and the price is right at $. It is a good massage and a HE but there is a lot of unecessary mystic, freaky breathing and hand clapping and noisemakers and stuff that I don't need.

If any massage providers are reading this. Let me provide some tips.

1st, we like a good massage, but never, never forget about the boys. Don't ever think it is more important to release energy or adjust my chakra than tug my johnson. I don't give a damn if you are the tantric goddess of whogivesafuck planet. I don't need FS or a BJ but I do expect a gal to know how to properly knead & tease without neglecting the primary implement. Simple man, simple solution. Rub & tug. Repeat as needed until you feel the splatter of the baby batter.

Done with my rant. Need a massage provider in STL who gets it.

Be careful out there boys[/QUOTE]

Based on my past experience, I wouldn't go to OK spa with a 100% off coupon. Assuming June is there.

[QUOTE=Bret M69;1055146]I will not be returning.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Chet Font; 1331670]Found this coupon ad in the RFT.

[url]http://digitalissue.riverfronttimes.com/publication/?i=89579&p=50[/url][/QUOTE]

Made the mistake of going to Pink Spa. I was actually headed to PT's and decided to pull into Pink just to see what the ladies looked like.

HUGE MISTAKE.

An older asian lady came out, probably mid 50's. She looked like she was either sleeping or high on some kind of drug. Think she was probably sleeping because the place was DEAD. She takes me back into a room and proceeds to slide my jacket off and try to tell me she will give me a good massage for $40. Great deal she said. I was apprehensive because of how she looked and when I walked towards the door she kind of stood in my way like, you are going nowhere LOL. I kept trying to get out of there and she said I promise, good deal. I am manager, I promise you get good deal. I said I want to see the ladies first. She said no you can't see ladies. They don't like to be chosen, they just take turns. That went on for a couple of minutes and I reluctantly gave her the $40. 00, figured if it completely sucked I was only out $40 bucks. So she leaves the room and I proceed to get undressed. 5 minutes later. My masseuse walks into the room. IT WAS THE SAME LADY but with some lingerie on. LMAO. I was like hell no. This is a nightmare. So what am I going to do. So I lay down and let her start rubbing on me. A few minutes later she starts playing with me and says what do you want. I said BJ. She said another 100. I almost lost my lunch. Said fuck it. Grabbed my clothes, got dressed and left. Worst experience of my life.

Stay away from that place.

[QUOTE=Smurfit; 1338089]She looked better when she was blond, I heard she was good till she got overpriced, and had another kid, I always wanted to meet her, maybe some day soon.

Stat safe, smurf[/QUOTE]She quoted me 200$. Wow. Uh no.

Looking for any info on "Supergirl". You can find some pics of her in the "pics" column right next to Massage Parlor Reports. Her pics are titled supergirl. Not sure if it is the same person, but I ran into someone last week over in WP that looked a lot like her. She went by the name Savannah.

With all the ads ran. I just don't see much on her other than a self promotion it looks like. Its kinda close to me so I been trying to see if anyone has taken the plunge.

Intelligent, very clean, sweet, and does a decent massage with good HE. Nothing more. Operates out of a nice motel in St. Peters. Can't usually call and get in same day, so plan a day ahead. Pricey, yes. Get her on an infrequent special or take the 45 minute excursion and save some $. Seeing her is not a weekly event, but still very pleasant and very drama free. She's a pro and takes her work seriously while maintaining a friendly attitude. I've been back twice and will likely again after the New Year arrives.

LTB.

[QUOTE=Donny Brasso;1341124]With all the ads ran. I just don't see much on her other than a self promotion it looks like. Its kinda close to me so I been trying to see if anyone has taken the plunge.[/QUOTE]

Despite not so good reviews on Jane, I took the plunge last week. I am a sucker for big boobs and was in the area for an extended lunch break.

She was easy to get a hold of and was able to book a massage about an hour ahead of time. She is in a decent neighborhood and has a nice house. That is about as good as it got.

This girl has zero personality. The massage was okay. She pulls off her top on the flip to reveal VERY saggy, huge mombos. She is quick to tell you no touching. She is also kind of short and her table sits pretty high so I had to crane my neck just to get a look (one look was enough anyway). The tug was as quick as humanly possible with no sensuality whatsoever.

Don't make the same mistake I made. Listen to your fellow mongers and don't waste your time or money. The damage was. 70.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/38h-topless-massage-holiday-specials-prices-below-30/4357277[/url]

Ok so I dreamed I didn't have a whole lot of time to spend or money to waste. So I contact soccer mom in my dream, who constantly advertises bargains. Didn't have time to look up her reviews and she didn't list her name. At the time, she was advertising a $60 special, so I figured why not, knowing you get what you pay for. Her place is near Sidney street in Soulard. She was a chubby blonde, not the worst or greatest, face was average. She sounded like she smoked 10 packs a day, and the placed looked like it. Inside was a dump, always a quick turnoff for me. Didn't remove socks, was afraid to. What the heck at this point, figured I would go for it. Uninspired massage but I didn't want to be there so I flipped early. Ending was joyous. Won't complain for that amount of money. Would have been an average experience if it was a clean hotel, where I could have gotten in to it. Sorry I already forgot her name. Enjoy, or not.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-soccer-mom-has-a-sure-cure-for-your-manic-mon-daytime-specials-38/7344742[/url]

[QUOTE=Lovethatbob; 1341338]Intelligent, very clean, sweet, and does a decent massage with good HE. Nothing more. Operates out of a nice motel in St. Peters. Can't usually call and get in same day, so plan a day ahead. Pricey, yes. Get her on an infrequent special or take the 45 minute excursion and save some $. Seeing her is not a weekly event, but still very pleasant and very drama free. She's a pro and takes her work seriously while maintaining a friendly attitude. I've been back twice and will likely again after the New Year arrives.

LTB.[/QUOTE]Can anyone else report for RelaxWithJ?

[QUOTE=Lovethatbob; 1341338]Intelligent, very clean, sweet, and does a decent massage with good HE. Nothing more. Operates out of a nice motel in St. Peters. Can't usually call and get in same day, so plan a day ahead. Pricey, yes. Get her on an infrequent special or take the 45 minute excursion and save some $. Seeing her is not a weekly event, but still very pleasant and very drama free. She's a pro and takes her work seriously while maintaining a friendly attitude. I've been back twice and will likely again after the New Year arrives.

LTB.[/QUOTE]Can anyone else speak to the legitimacy of Relaxwithj?

Have to agree with LTB on all counts and almost verbatim. She has changed her looks slightly as she just had the ladies propped up and out. They are impressive.

Gerry

[QUOTE=Donny Brasso;1341124]With all the ads ran. I just don't see much on her other than a self promotion it looks like. Its kinda close to me so I been trying to see if anyone has taken the plunge.[/QUOTE]

Not sure about that Dallas, but I've seen Bella and she's awesome. She just left those con artists and has a new studio in IL.