Getting caught with green colored fishy smelling cum again.
A new girl I had seen for a car date caught me with green fishy smelling cum after spitting from a car date for oral accused me of having a std due to my green colored cum with fishy smelling odor. I got belligerent and the best excuse I was able to come up with was that because I am an Indian Pakistani (Paki) I eat alot of green colored curry my cum was colored that way as well. Unfortunately that does not account for the fishy odor of the cum and she did not buy it. She was very upset and accused me of having a std. She also noted the nasty rancid taste of it and I said I did not know my cum tasted that way. I have had green cum for awhile and love the color of it but do not know how to hide it from the girls.
Another Sign of the Coming Apocalypse
WTF is going on? I usually check USASG first thing when I get to the office. It's a nice way to start the day and plan out whether I'm going to skip out for some play or focus on work.
Today I fire up the old computer and not one new post since last night for the Queen City.
Hangover from the eclipse? Server maintenance? Or did no one get any play last night?
This has thrown off my whole day and it's not even 8:30 yet.
Guess I better get out there and create some news.
So, should I see him? Mongers and providers give me advice. Xoxo
You can post here or pm me.
So this guy texts me and after introductions texts me a pick of his face while driving and him laying back naked in his car with an erection, then says.
"So I am looking to come over and lay back. You take off your panties, put in my face and quick BJ Hun? What should I tell him? I'm frustrated as hell!
Xoxo Debbie.
INTravelingMan You're funny. Xo
Do you think he is a good candidate for a client? Yes? No? And why? Xoxo.
Known Good Provider Advice
[QUOTE=Deb4512;3522859]You can post here or pm me.
So this guy texts me and after introductions texts me a pick of his face while driving and him laying back naked in his car with an erection, then says.
"So I am looking to come over and lay back. You take off your panties, put in my face and quick BJ Hun? What should I tell him? I'm frustrated as hell!
Xoxo Debbie.[/QUOTE]Just like one of the mongers, I'm confused on what your needing help with? Your safty and theirs is what is most important! Typically when a new friend contacts me, I ask how they found me, if USA. Are they a member? If so ask them to shoot a quick pm to verify himself they usually don't mind (the ones that are seasoned) if not a USA member, ask if they have a reliable reference they could provide. They usually don't mind rhis either. The ones that are good completely understand & I've come to find most like the fact I ask because it shows, I like to be safe. You will come across jerks, timewasters, assholes etc BUT with it being USA its very FEW & FAR between. Some men might approch the situation very sexual, some might be direct, to the point, then you have some that talk your head off but its usually just because they are trying to be safe too! I hope this has helped you a little. Be safe && HAVE FUN! You can make some of the best friends you have ever had. I great friendships with my guys xoxo.
The members of the board are great! If not for the board I'd have nowhere to vent!
I've got even better ones. How about this one?
Him: "Hello dear how are you doing? We meet before want a free massage again?
Me: "Hi. Yes, if you don't mind paying my rates. ".
Him: "You don't have to pay me your rate. For free yes bb. Send me address if you are still interested in bb."
Me: "I charge you 200 an hour and 125 for half an hour. I don't see anyone for free. Bye".
Him: "I'll do it for you you don't have to do for me."
Me: "Bye." I have no idea who this guy is and I'm thinking that English isn't his first language.
Another recent one that cracked me up:
Him: "I feel weird with terms. Don't know if you actually just want to hang out and have fun.
Me: Both. Both are an option. What were you thinking?
Him: "Just going out as consenting adults and whatever happens happens. Or just business? Do you enjoy oral?
Me: "Yes. Just let me know when. Xo".
Him: So no fees. Just two people hanging out and enjoying each other, going out or hanging out. Would love to spend some time with ya and see what happens. ".
Me: "I'm an escort and I do charge fees. Sorry about that. I heard OK Cupid is a good dating site though."
Him nah. I won't do dating sites. Will just see what happens I guess. Fee it is.
Me: "Ok. When do you want to come over? Just an FYI, so you know, because I don't want to disappoint you, but I'm not looking for a boyfriend, just so you know. Does that work for you?
Him: Been a long week. I'm exhausted would love to just lay back and you be in complete control. Would love for you to straddle my face and rid my tongue and lips. Than, you suck off your juices from my mouth and make you way down to my cock. I can finish in your mouth or inside of you. Need it all. And yes. Just business if fine."
Me: Ok. Let me know when. Ttyl xoxo.
No, none of these guys are members of the board, because no experienced monger would text me any of this stuff. Everyone here knows better! LOL.
Don't understand this thread
[QUOTE=CN2335;3523944]Chrisslynn really like your style thanks.[/QUOTE]I did not post it. Hmmmm.
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Greetings from Memphis: MILF Jamie
It's been a while since I last posted on the Octagon. This is Jamie from last Friday, my second visit with her. Jamie is a true 31 year old MILF, a mother of five boys. Not a stretch mark on her. Plus, she swallows. And yes, I had fun with that pussy!