Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Serpico99;2960323]Like all AMPs, if they sense something is not right with you, e. G. Possible LE, they will go into "legit massage mode", LOL.

You are not missing much at FW. I did not have a great experience here about 3 years ago. My provider wanted 80 for services rendered that normally would be about 40, maybe 50 if the actual massage was good too. Maybe things have changed.[/QUOTE]Disregard my post about FW, my warning was about M&M Wellness, not FW. I keep getting them mixed up. Sorry about that.

I use to have dreams about this place all the time about 2-3 years ago. Always liked the discrete location, never had problems walking in. I saw two providers here most of the time, Hanna and NaNa. Hanna was a mid 40's with a nice body and rack.

NaNa seemed to be younger and had a nice body as well, smaller chest but she made up for that with the way she used them. I always opted for the table shower. It was always very thorough and enjoyable. They also had a very nice dry sauna that I would sit in for about 5 minutes after the shower.

Both providers gave decent medium massages. Hanna was much less friendly, on the flip she always took care of business but it was and effort for anything more than mechanical. I did mange to get in some nice roaming in with her, very solid chest. Fun to play with.

NaNa was out of this world on the other hand. One of my first really good AMP experiences. No FS but still good.

She doesn't have the body Hanna does but she uses it well. Always gave a nice long bare B2 be rub just before the flip with lots of nip teasing. On the flip that continued until we would conclude with a better than standard NOVA Finish.

Saw another provider there once and we got into some DATY while in the 69 position. Couldn't tell what she was doing to me but it felt good. I made a mess all over her in that dream. She was kinda pissed but enjoyed it too I think! What a Dream!

I Noticed they moved down the street a little bit recently?? Anyone been to the new play yet? Same Staff? Is it nicer or the same? Thanks for any Info!

Also, are they connected with the Enliven place right around the corner from them?? I noticed they have a Hanna as well. Never been to that one.

I'm a long time hobbyist and lurker of this site and just started posting yesterday. Hoping to share some info and gain some maybe!

Passes on the lunch hour and went to check out BT. The Mamasan is about 40 ish and attractive paid the $. 8. Asked the standard "have you been here before? " which I replyed with nautrally. Yes. The place is nice and clean with 3-4 rooms. Mamasan sent in an attractive 5'3" korean with a nice figure and personality. The TS was super! Hit all the right places and on the flip, completed with roaming and a HJ. Off to the room. I would rate the massage at 9. No one is perfect but it was relaxing and erotic. On the flip, roaming was allowed and she responded by dropping her top and out appeared some nice perky 34 c's. I began sucking and licking while she responded by removing her panties. Then she did the BLS w / rimming. Which was long and exciting. DATY was a offered with a standard NOVA finish. She said next time, bring a cover. Left her $. 8. With no complaints. All in all. 1. 25 hr. Sorry guys, forgot her name.

I will skip lunch and see what is on the menu next time!

[QUOTE=Maxx0;2959898]In reading and searching the forum, I have seen where this location generally offers a good massage, no he. I gave it a shot, walked in, requested 1 hour massage, was shown to private room, paid. 6 up front, seemed clean with all fresh table coverings, the name 'sarah' was given, she is a (subjective) 5/10 on looks and body, 6/10 on massage skills. Based on my limited experience, left happy. Lotion is stated as premium which is possible, but I have my doubts. I requested deep tissue, she delivered a descent back, legs, neck, shoulder massage, hot towel wipe down felt good, a bit of light finger pass teasing, flipped and more light finger pass teasing, some over the clothing roaming permitted, grand finale, . 4 tip, left smiling. I first stopped into the Thai place a few doors down, but they were booked and comparatively expensive. Maxx0.[/QUOTE]Oasis is typically therapeutic only. Sarah must be new. I know there has been frequent turnover this year.

Champaka Thai is most definitely not sensual, but they are all great at Thai massage and deep tissue if you want only a legit massage. I have been to both many times.

[QUOTE=Maxx0;2959918]I have visited this location a few times now, usually seeing an older lady sitting at the front desk that greeted me, took me to a room or introduced me to the young massage therapist in the hallway, led into a curtain partitioned 'room', tables and linen all seemingly clean and fresh, the young and attractive therapist performing a very good massage 8/10 neck to feet, strictly legit, . 6 massage, . 2 tip. A new younger lady was at the front desk on my last visit, but older than the young massage therapist by an estimated 20 year delta. I was expecting the young therapist to walk in for the massage, but instead got the older lady that greeted me. Somewhat bummed, I settled in for a hopeful good massage. She has strong hands for an older lady, descent massage 6/10 neck to calves, some light finger passes, hot towel wipe down, flip, more light finger passes and some light hand caress, erection, he, left smiling. All-in-all, not a bad experience, . 6 massage and. 4 tip. I prefer the young massage therapist and will request her on planned return visits. Maxx0.[/QUOTE]Eunice who is about 27 does a good massage, but no HE. Have had her at Top as well as the place on Mathis that closed a year ago or so. Maybe you have lucked out again with a new lady, but my experience here has been therapeutic only. Maybe a little teasing, but nothing else.

[QUOTE=Serpico99;2960335]I hit up the spot on the front side of the business complex off of Robert Paris, close to Rt 28. As before, great session. Suzy / Susie was my provider. I had Sara last time. Suzy has really great massage skills, even cracked my necked good. 80/60 was the damage, for one hour. She allowed me to gently nurse and gentle OTC / Top side UTC roaming. Gentle caressing goes a long way for these providers vice grab-assing. This place does not do TS but they do have a shower for self-serve. As I said before, they are skittish towards mongers who arent regulars so it may take a couple of trips to put them at ease. Last time, Sara brought in Cindy (who seems to be one of the regular providers there) to look at my face and see if I was a regular or not.[/QUOTE]Susie and Cindy are both outstanding! Have not seen Sara.

[QUOTE=BadVAHotGuy;2960758]I use to have dreams about this place all the time about 2-3 years ago. Always liked the discrete location, never had problems walking in. I saw two providers here most of the time, Hanna and NaNa. Hanna was a mid 40's with a nice body and rack.

NaNa seemed to be younger and had a nice body as well, smaller chest but she made up for that with the way she used them. I always opted for the table shower. It was always very thorough and enjoyable. They also had a very nice dry sauna that I would sit in for about 5 minutes after the shower.

Both providers gave decent medium massages. Hanna was much less friendly, on the flip she always took care of business but it was and effort for anything more than mechanical. I did mange to get in some nice roaming in with her, very solid chest. Fun to play with.

NaNa was out of this world on the other hand. One of my first really good AMP experiences. No FS but still good.

She doesn't have the body Hanna does but she uses it well. Always gave a nice long bare B2 be rub just before the flip with lots of nip teasing. On the flip that continued until we would conclude with a better than standard NOVA Finish.

Saw another provider there once and we got into some DATY while in the 69 position. Couldn't tell what she was doing to me but it felt good. I made a mess all over her in that dream. She was kinda pissed but enjoyed it too I think! What a Dream!

I Noticed they moved down the street a little bit recently?? Anyone been to the new play yet? Same Staff? Is it nicer or the same? Thanks for any Info!

Also, are they connected with the Enliven place right around the corner from them?? I noticed they have a Hanna as well. Never been to that one.

I'm a long time hobbyist and lurker of this site and just started posting yesterday. Hoping to share some info and gain some maybe![/QUOTE]My advice is to not post outdated info (in order to build street cred.) as things you experienced at a particular AMP 2 to 3 years ago is useless and does no one any good. Providers leave fairly regularly and the AMP changes "management" frequently. There is plenty of info on here and other monger websites to lead you to a reliable AMP if you want to partake in visiting one without wasting money on a poor performing AMP.

[QUOTE=BadVAHotGuy;2960763]Passes on the lunch hour and went to check out BT. The Mamasan is about 40 ish and attractive paid the $. 8. Asked the standard "have you been here before? " which I replyed with nautrally. Yes. The place is nice and clean with 3-4 rooms. Mamasan sent in an attractive 5'3" korean with a nice figure and personality. The TS was super! Hit all the right places and on the flip, completed with roaming and a HJ. Off to the room. I would rate the massage at 9. No one is perfect but it was relaxing and erotic. On the flip, roaming was allowed and she responded by dropping her top and out appeared some nice perky 34 c's. I began sucking and licking while she responded by removing her panties. Then she did the BLS w / rimming. Which was long and exciting. DATY was a offered with a standard NOVA finish. She said next time, bring a cover. Left her $. 8. With no complaints. All in all. 1. 25 hr. Sorry guys, forgot her name.

I will skip lunch and see what is on the menu next time![/QUOTE]Can you clarify which AMP you visited? If it's CY, as in the title, it's in Greenbelt. You, also, cited in the text BT. If it's BT, I'm not sure which AMP that is. Also, I'm confused about the total cost of the visit. You indicated $. 8 admission cost and $. 8 tip, which is $1. 6 for the hour, but stated that the total was $1. 25. Thanks.

I've been in this game for years and it made me an animal. It also made me aware and taught me how to research providers before taking the plunge. I've been away for a while and took a chance without doing any research. It was super uncharacteristic of me, but I really wanted a good massage even if the HE wasn't the best. So I opted for this one: [URL]http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/simply-e-xquisit-e-massage-see-website-private-studio/6999790[/URL].

[URL]http://www.mymarvelousnassage.com/aboutme.htm[/URL]

Details: BP ad says 36, but it was more like 56 (or 46 with heavy drug usage). Pics: very old, VERY. Neighborhood: Excellent location in Woodbridge, VA 22192.

What happen? Well, I arrived on time. When I saw her at the door, my first thought was to bail right then and there, but of course little head was out thinking big head. Was told to go downstairs and undress. It was like a dungeon down there, exactly like the pics on her webpage. I couldn't examine how clean it was because it was too dark, so I just hoped for the best. When I laid down, I smelt piss near the head rest. When she massaged me, it actually felt good, but I just couldn't get over that smell and if I was actually laying on clean sheets. When she came toward my head and started massaging my scalp, I smelt fish at her pussy. She had on lingerie so the smell was strong! This is when I hopped up, said I got to go, and got dress. Told her I would leave her $60 for her time (she charge $. 2 for the hour). She began fussing about me wasting her time and blocking out other clients to cater toward me. This is when I said bump it and left. 4. What I do that for? She said she was going to call 911 for robbery. I then pulled out my phone and said, "let me call them for you. " She then started yelling and told me to get out. She said she has never had someone walk out on her before in the seven years she's been doing this. That's hard to believe unless NOVA men settle for anything. I was in & out within 20 minutes.

My back was still covered with that thick oil. It was so bad. When I reached to touch my back, the oil looked like maggots and sunflower seeds mixed together. I was so disgusted, I stopped by two unknown AMPs in that area just to see if they offered a table shower! They didn't, so I rushed back home and scrubbed super hard while in the shower. I should of known nothing good was going to come from this.

I've heard about other stories when guys meet these type of crackhead girls, but it has never happen to me until now. I'm sure if I would have researched her first, I would have found something negative. But I take full responsibility for not taking the time to do my homework. Young guys, let this be a lesson to you: research first.

[QUOTE=BobbyD53;2961994]I've been in this game for years and it made me an animal. It also made me aware and taught me how to research providers before taking the plunge. I've been away for a while and took a chance without doing any research. It was super uncharacteristic of me, but I really wanted a good massage even if the HE wasn't the best. So I opted for this one: [URL]http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/simply-e-xquisit-e-massage-see-website-private-studio/6999790[/URL].

[URL]http://www.mymarvelousnassage.com/aboutme.htm[/URL]

Details: BP ad says 36, but it was more like 56 (or 46 with heavy drug usage). Pics: very old, VERY. Neighborhood: Excellent location in Woodbridge, VA 22192.

What happen? Well, I arrived on time. When I saw her at the door, my first thought was to bail right then and there, but of course little head was out thinking big head. Was told to go downstairs and undress. It was like a dungeon down there, exactly like the pics on her webpage. I couldn't examine how clean it was because it was too dark, so I just hoped for the best. When I laid down, I smelt piss near the head rest. When she massaged me, it actually felt good, but I just couldn't get over that smell and if I was actually laying on clean sheets. When she came toward my head and started massaging my scalp, I smelt fish at her pussy. She had on lingerie so the smell was strong! This is when I hopped up, said I got to go, and got dress. Told her I would leave her $60 for her time (she charge $. 2 for the hour). She began fussing about me wasting her time and blocking out other clients to cater toward me. This is when I said bump it and left. 4. What I do that for? She said she was going to call 911 for robbery. I then pulled out my phone and said, "let me call them for you. " She then started yelling and told me to get out. She said she has never had someone walk out on her before in the seven years she's been doing this. That's hard to believe unless NOVA men settle for anything. I was in & out within 20 minutes.

My back was still covered with that thick oil. It was so bad. When I reached to touch my back, the oil looked like maggots and sunflower seeds mixed together. I was so disgusted, I stopped by two unknown AMPs in that area just to see if they offered a table shower! They didn't, so I rushed back home and scrubbed super hard while in the shower. I should of known nothing good was going to come from this.

I've heard about other stories when guys meet these type of crackhead girls, but it has never happen to me until now. I'm sure if I would have researched her first, I would have found something negative. But I take full responsibility for not taking the time to do my homework. Young guys, let this be a lesson to you: research first.[/QUOTE]A few years ago, a guy posted about her and it seemed she checks this site. It got pretty ugly. If I were you, I'd block her number if you didn't use a monger phone.

[QUOTE=LKnit;2936559]Herndon, and Sky Therapy Near Bo eing. My search continues for a quality Massage with an ending that makes me want to return over and over again. You older guy's surely Remember those days. I visited and asked for Angie knowing the place had new management but was hoping a name drop might reap some benefits. No such luck, said she was on Vacation but may return shortly. Short of the story is I drew a new girl that was young and fairly cute with tight body. I was naked when she returned to the room with standard NOVA finish tip on table. Nice thorough TS. Back to room massage was lame so I figured I'd start seeing what was on the menu. Totally insane up selling. I offered more to see which numbers clicked for what services and laughed at her replies. I stuck to my guns for the standard heavy oil Nova finish. So the search Continues. Its amazing how we can get great massage without good FS or great FS without good massage. If only someone offered both at a fair rate.[/QUOTE]Hello. You mention an AMP that offers FS. I've only been able to find HE AMPs and I would really like to find a FS one. Could you point me in the right direction? I'm use to $ + . 60 for FS in Houston.

[QUOTE=TX9693;2962430]Hello. You mention an AMP that offers FS. I've only been able to find HE AMPs and I would really like to find a FS one. Could you point me in the right direction? I'm use to $ + . 60 for FS in Houston.[/QUOTE]Your first post is asking that question? How about you do some reading and then give us some intel.

[QUOTE=Serpico99;2960625]I tried visiting Sunstar near Old Lee Rd, Fairfax. Other monger website gives it 4 out 5 stars, with established reporting. No one was around in the parking lot when I visited but the girl who answered asked me if I had called for an appointment and I said no, then she said sorry, she was not able to see me. Not sure if she was the only one working or if the providers were busy or if they only take appointments (to make them feel safer or seem legit vice allowing walk-ins).

Anyone has been here? Backchannel if you want. Thanks.[/QUOTE]The last time I visited Sunstar was about 2-3 years ago, so this info is clearly dated and might not be of much help to you now. (You'll have to decide on the latter point.) Basically, Sunstar has always been just a basic AMP offering HEs. As far as I've experienced, they're an ordinary, middle-of-the-pack AMP with mid-40's therapists. My visits were always in the evening, circa 6 pm; whether that has any bearing on the services provided is an open question. As for the 4-5 stars on other sites, that's always baffled me. Perhaps it's a function of those raters not having had the benefit of visiting many AMPs. Who knows?

Don't fret much about your Sunstar experience. It's not worth the time and energy doing so. That location is good as a place to visit when nothing else is available, but the problem is: There are [U]always[/U] other places available, even near that establishment. Send me a PM if you are curious about other nearby places. (I suspect you already know about those, though.) Cheers.

[B]Roman[/B]

[QUOTE=TX9693;2962430]Hello. You mention an AMP that offers FS. I've only been able to find HE AMPs and I would really like to find a FS one. Could you point me in the right direction? I'm use to $ + . 60 for FS in Houston.[/QUOTE]Welcome to the forum, TX.

You're not likely to endear yourself to many long-time members of this forum by using your inaugural post to ask for detailed information like that. So, here are a few points to help you in the future.
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[B](1)[/B] The USASG succeeds by each member sharing (not hoarding) information.

[B](2)[/B] Members obtain information (for example, where the best AMPs are located, or where one can obtain FS) via [U]the expenditure of their own hard-earned funds and the valuable limited free time.[/U]

[B](3)[/B] Before a member can expect to receive information, especially of the kind you asked for, a member needs to build up what's best described as "board cred". One obtains "board cred" by posting and sharing [U]useful[/U] information about his own findings and experiences.

[B](4)[/B] Lurking and / or simply asking for information [I]gratis[/I], without having contributed much of anything to the forum beforehand, it like asking for a handout. Most members do not respect that.

[B](5)[/B] Posting / sharing good useful information, which you obtain by spending [U]your own money and time[/U], will do two things: It will help build "board cred" and it will earn you Senior Member status more quickly than one who just lurks or only posts useless "[I]I agree[/I]" type of comments.

[B](6)[/B] There is a [U]ton[/U] of useful information, spread out over the past many weeks, months, and even years that is available on this site, and it's all there, [U]free for the taking[/U]. All you have to do is dedicate the time to read it. And, it's not really that difficult to do. Believe me, if you peruse this and other boards on the USASG, you'll quickly discover just how much valuable info your fellow members have shared.

[B](7)[/B] Before venturing forth, be patient and consider all the options available. Also, figure out (by reading the posts) all of the pitfalls and hazards that could potentially bring you a [B]lot[/B] of grief.

[B](8)[/B] Another benefit of reading the forum is that you'll understand the pay rates, as well as discover some good negotiating strategies when the inevitable "upsell" occurs. Be a wise, informed monger, not a lazy one.

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Now, with all of this, you have your assignment before you. Do your homework, try a few places, and post your experiences.

And, in answer to your question: [B]Go north.[/B] (If you read the forums for [U]all[/U] of the Washington DC area, you'll understand what that means.

Good luck, stay safe, and have fun. Cheers!

[B]Roman[/B]

Long time lurker, occasional massage enjoyer checking in. Had that chronic itch we all have from time to time, decided to browse the massage section the page, and came across sophia. Couldn't find any reviews or references, but the ad stated the pics were accurate, I was thinking with the wrong head, and I was intrigued so I decided to toftt. Ended up in a very, very familiar location (if you've checked out some of the independent Asian massuses in nova, you'll know what I mean). Pics are accurate, if anything, I think she looks way hotter in person. Massage was decent, but nothing spectacular. Certainly nothing like tara. I would say the massage was comparable to ms virginia (minus the nails thing. I was never a fan of that anyways). Remember to bring some extra guap over the sticker price (a buzzkill I know, but that's the way things seem to be going these days).

Would I recommend? Sure. Would I repeat? No. But my reasons are personal.

PM if you have further questions.

I made a quick turnaround here in shantilly around sully circle beside the café in the complex. Normally, I won't repeat so quickly, but my work accommodated for the lunchtime hour. The mms recognizes me now, so I received repeat accommodations from my most recent visit. This session was with cici. She is younger than lilly was, but both with same build. Biggest difference was that cici has lots of ink and I find it unattractive on her and a put off to me. Oh well, no big deal as I was just a little disappointed in the looks department, but she is still friendly and made me feel welcome. One thing I am noticing here is if mms doesn't see me before session, then my session borders on legit and almost just lucky for handshake and usually shorted on time / effort. If mms sees me then things are more relaxed and understood especially nice TS and full hour and Fiji water and hugs to come back again with smiles. I would repeat, but I'm out of town for a good while.

Good Day.

Last night I had the wildest dream. It seemed so real but alas it was only a dream. It started out with me reading a recommendation by Roman to go to the Best place in Chantilly. So, I followed his sage advice and went in search of relaxation. Upon arrival I was greeted by a nice looking lady who took me back to my room to get comfortable. I asked if Judy would be available and eventually she arrived. We went off the the shower room and proceeded to have the most thorough TS I had ever experienced. It was fantastic and boy did it feel real as I was dreaming it. Anyway, after the shower we went back to the room for a massage. As you would expect, I started on my stomach and enjoyed some very focused attention in all the right areas. Judy has some very special techniques that should be experienced IMHO. As I said, this was the wildest dream as I experienced things in this dream that I have not dreamt about in any other AMP dream. I hope to have this dream again as it was a lot of fun and the. 6/. 5 admission fee was well worth it.

Q.

[QUOTE=RoaminRoman;2963185]The last time I visited Sunstar was about 2-3 years ago, so this info is clearly dated and might not be of much help to you now. (You'll have to decide on the latter point.) Basically, Sunstar has always been just a basic AMP offering HEs. As far as I've experienced, they're an ordinary, middle-of-the-pack AMP with mid-40's therapists. My visits were always in the evening, circa 6 pm; whether that has any bearing on the services provided is an open question. As for the 4-5 stars on other sites, that's always baffled me. Perhaps it's a function of those raters not having had the benefit of visiting many AMPs. Who knows?

Don't fret much about your Sunstar experience. It's not worth the time and energy doing so. That location is good as a place to visit when nothing else is available, but the problem is: There are [U]always[/U] other places available, even near that establishment. Send me a PM if you are curious about other nearby places. (I suspect you already know about those, though.) Cheers.

[B]Roman[/B][/QUOTE]Thanks Roman. When I visited, it was a lazy hot Sunday afternoon with no one around so I made sure to visit at a time when foot traffic would probably be minimum. I'll skip this place then based on your reply. Will send you an inquiry about something across the street.

Sorry if I am posting incorrectly. I have not visited any AMP and from the brief reading I am thinking I should visit FW in Alexandria. As a first timer will I get bad treatment there? Any advice please?

Prince Therapy is often reported as a "hit and miss" place as the staff frequently changes.

It will return to the "miss" list as my visit this week was so bland / uninspired that I simply will take myself elsewhere.

There was nothing "bad" -- the parking is easy, the entrance discrete, the greeting at the door (I was a walk-in client today) was polite, the room clean.

The TS covered the basics but was only of cleaning interest.

The massage that followed was discrete (I was covered at all times).

When the door was fully closed, the remainder while adequate was nothing more than adequate.

One Good Point: I was not shorted on time. After, I was covered again and massage continued until the 58th minute.

Standard rate. For the hour. I was so uninspired by the visit, I left only the standard tip.

So, why did I stop at Prince. Answer -- it was convenient.

Other locations within 2-3 miles -- and each of them provided me a more enjoyable session.

NoVA Ranger.

So I've been going to Nena for quite awhile now maybe within 3 to 4 month increments because I don't want to get bored. She's been solid as ever, her massage and finish is consistent and never changes. However I have to report that about 4 months ago I asked if there was anything else on the menu and she blew up on me over the phone. I figured I had burned that bridge and have since ceased to go to her. Until last week. I schedueld an appointment at midnight and it was buisness as usual. I think it was obvious that not only does she not block numbers after a bad encounter / argument or recalls prior text messages, but she treated me as a new customer which I thought was interesting. The massage was still as a I remember (good) as well as the finish. She probably give the best quality finish with out the ability for me to roam in NoVA. I thought it was interesting that she asked me where I found her ad and how I came to the conclusion to go see her amongst all the other ads. She clearly stated she doesn't do any of that dirty stuff and doesn't run her business like that, only for 5 minutes later to have her hands tugging at my johnson. She's a class act, but any senior on here who's seen her knows that. Nothings changed, still a solid go to if you want that quality build up and fiery release.

Sensual hour per the usual.

[QUOTE=NeRomancer;2965643]Sorry if I am posting incorrectly. I have not visited any AMP and from the brief reading I am thinking I should visit FW in Alexandria. As a first timer will I get bad treatment there? Any advice please?[/QUOTE]It sounds like you're brand new at this game, so I'll lend a hand (figuratively speaking).

You mentioned that you've done some [I][u]brief reading[/u][/I] of the posts in the forum. Since that's the case, and since you've not visited any AMPs yet, I would [B]very strongly[/B] recommend that you do [I][u]extensive reading[/u][/I] before venturing out. Don't be so eager to explore before doing your homework. The more homework you do, you will greatly improve your AMP experience and vastly minimize the chance of disappointments or mistakes.

There is a [U]ton[/U] of material and information that the members of this forum have shared, but it all too often goes to waste because many newbies and even some seniors don't take advantage of that readily-available (and absolutely free) information. So, above all else, take some time and READ. The AMPs aren't going anywhere. Well, at least most of them aren't.

Also, ASK for advice. Now, I'll caveat that somewhat. Before you ask for advice, [U]do your own research first[/U]. It's annoying when a newbie asks a question that has already been answered multiple times. No one will put you down for asking a sensible question, as long as it's apparent that you've done your best to find the answer on your own first. Most members are more than happy to help a new member navigate the USASG and answer procedural questions (for example, what to tip, how to deal with "upsells", etc.).

Keep in mind, though, that most members will not give you a hand-out if you ask: "[I]Where can I find the hottest girls?[/I]" or "[I]Where can I get FS?[/I]" or similar questions. In order to get the answer to those sorts of questions, you'll need to build up what's known as "board cred". As a newbie, no one knows you yet, and you won't have contributed much yet. But, as you contribute to the forum with posts that have [U]useful[/U] information (instead of "[I]I agree[/I]" type comments), you'll gain the trust and respect of your fellow board members. And, before you know it, you'll have earned Senior status, which will open more doors.

But, before anything else, READ THE FORUM. I can't give any more valuable advice than that. And don't just read back a couple pages. Read back six (6) months or more. Only then will you [U]begin[/U] to get a feel for things and you'll be much better informed. Trust me on this. There are no shortcuts, at least none worth taking.

And, last but not least: Welcome to the Forum. Cheers, amigo!

[B]Roman[/B]

[QUOTE=NeRomancer;2965643]Sorry if I am posting incorrectly. I have not visited any AMP and from the brief reading I am thinking I should visit FW in Alexandria. As a first timer will I get bad treatment there? Any advice please?[/QUOTE]It's a good place to start.

Hello all, new to the forum and a few questions. I've been to a couple different places after doing my homework. Only one place was worth my time, should I just stick to this place or are there other AMP's to appease my interest around the cville area.

RR is right. Take a couple of hours and read, Read, READ the forum! Some guys around here would not be so nice and just tell you to RTFF (Read The Fucking Forum). But RR is too friendly and polite for that. He and a few others offer a lot of useful info to newbies -- for free! So take advantage of it!!

As for FW specifically: Yes, you can definitely have a great time there. Go back and check my recent posts to see a review I did on "May" at FW. (She told me her name is "May, as in the month after April. " So for those PMing me to tell me I spelled her name wrong, that's why I spelled it that way.) And I have recently heard good things about other attendants currently working there.

FYI: I have also heard very good things about some of the AMPs in PG County, Maryland. So that is an area (their forums) that you might also check out. But it depends on what you are looking for.

In general, I have found that MOST of the time it depends on MY attitude and what I am looking for as to whether I enjoy a session. I put together a list if my own "rules of engagement". Maybe I will post them later to spark some discussion.

As for advice: Be confident when you ring the buzzer at the door. Yes, they usually have one. Be friendly to the hostess. When you get in the room, start stripping right away. Never cover yourself with a towel. They get much more comfortable when they see you naked, so they know you are not a cop. And when they take you to the table shower, wait for her to put water on it to warm it up before climbing aboard! LOL!

Other than that, just relax and enjoy. And be prepared to offer a tip based on the standard rates, which you will find by reading the forum. So again, read it!!

Best of luck, and most importantly, be sure to come back and report on how it goes so someone else can benefit from your experience.

Derringer.

[QUOTE=NeRomancer;2965643]Sorry if I am posting incorrectly. I have not visited any AMP and from the brief reading I am thinking I should visit FW in Alexandria. As a first timer will I get bad treatment there? Any advice please?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RoaminRoman;2966527]
But, before anything else, READ THE FORUM. I can't give any more valuable advice than that. And don't just read back a couple pages. Read back six (6) months or more. Only then will you [U]begin[/U] to get a feel for things and you'll be much better informed. Trust me on this. There are no shortcuts, at least none worth taking.

And, last but not least: Welcome to the Forum. Cheers, amigo!

[B]Roman[/B][/QUOTE]Thanks everyone. I appreciate it. I will make sure I do not litter this forum as I have been reading many posts already and have learned some new things. One item that has me referencing is all the acronyms. Will probably take a couple of months of reading posts before I get my confidence up. The detailed contributors here are great.

I did go to a backpages advertiser a month ago which I will post shortly.

Thank you.

[QUOTE=RocketJac11;2967009]Hello all, new to the forum and a few questions. I've been to a couple different places after doing my homework. Only one place was worth my time, should I just stick to this place or are there other AMP's to appease my interest around the cville area.[/QUOTE]Please refer to Derringer's report, below, as well as my reply (further down in the posts) to NeRomancer.

NeRomancer. Likely you just didn't see it (forest for the trees metaphor).

There is a set of tabs at the top of the page for abbreviations. Front page.

Forum.

What's New.

Photo Gallery.

Abbreviations.

Click the tab (or go direct to the USAG url: [URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/custompages.php?pageid=Abbreviations[/URL]).

Be safe.

NoVA Ranger.

[QUOTE=NeRomancer;2967356]Thanks everyone. I appreciate it. I will make sure I do not litter this forum as I have been reading many posts already and have learned some new things. One item that has me referencing is all the acronyms. Will probably take a couple of months of reading posts before I get my confidence up. The detailed contributors here are great.

I did go to a backpages advertiser a month ago which I will post shortly.[/QUOTE]

I'm not from this area, but I see there's a lot of newbies on here. I don't want to confuse the young guys so let me be clear about my experience with Nena, it was horrible but YMMV. I know what I saw, and I definitely know what I smelt. Stank pussy makes my dick soft, but for others, that fishy smell may be a turn on. So I should of put YMMV in my first post. When she started yelling because I was leaving early, that sealed the deal. I did say that the massage felt good when she started, but hygiene is just as important (to me) and I just couldn't take smelling piss & fish at the same time. But for anyone who wants to try her, don't let my post stop you. What Dr. Bombay posted about below seem very true based on my own personal experience. But Bossanova has a different story. This is the true meaning of YMMV. Be safe.

[QUOTE=Bossanova86;2966420]So I've been going to Nena for quite awhile now maybe within 3 to 4 month increments because I don't want to get bored. She's been solid as ever, her massage and finish is consistent and never changes. However I have to report that about 4 months ago I asked if there was anything else on the menu and she blew up on me over the phone. I figured I had burned that bridge and have since ceased to go to her. Until last week. I schedueld an appointment at midnight and it was buisness as usual. I think it was obvious that not only does she not block numbers after a bad encounter / argument or recalls prior text messages, but she treated me as a new customer which I thought was interesting. The massage was still as a I remember (good) as well as the finish. She probably give the best quality finish with out the ability for me to roam in NoVA. I thought it was interesting that she asked me where I found her ad and how I came to the conclusion to go see her amongst all the other ads. She clearly stated she doesn't do any of that dirty stuff and doesn't run her business like that, only for 5 minutes later to have her hands tugging at my johnson. She's a class act, but any senior on here who's seen her knows that. Nothings changed, still a solid go to if you want that quality build up and fiery release.

Sensual hour per the usual.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DrBombay;2962016]A few years ago, a guy posted about her and it seemed she checks this site. It got pretty ugly. If I were you, I'd block her number if you didn't use a monger phone.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BobbyD53;2961994]I've been in this game for years and it made me an animal. It also made me aware and taught me how to research providers before taking the plunge. I've been away for a while and took a chance without doing any research. It was super uncharacteristic of me, but I really wanted a good massage even if the HE wasn't the best. So I opted for this one: [URL]http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/simply-e-xquisit-e-massage-see-website-private-studio/6999790[/URL].

[URL]http://www.mymarvelousnassage.com/aboutme.htm[/URL]

Details: BP ad says 36, but it was more like 56 (or 46 with heavy drug usage). Pics: very old, VERY. Neighborhood: Excellent location in Woodbridge, VA 22192.

What happen? Well, I arrived on time. When I saw her at the door, my first thought was to bail right then and there, but of course little head was out thinking big head. Was told to go downstairs and undress. It was like a dungeon down there, exactly like the pics on her webpage. I couldn't examine how clean it was because it was too dark, so I just hoped for the best. When I laid down, I smelt piss near the head rest. When she massaged me, it actually felt good, but I just couldn't get over that smell and if I was actually laying on clean sheets. When she came toward my head and started massaging my scalp, I smelt fish at her pussy. She had on lingerie so the smell was strong! This is when I hopped up, said I got to go, and got dress. Told her I would leave her $60 for her time (she charge $. 2 for the hour). She began fussing about me wasting her time and blocking out other clients to cater toward me. This is when I said bump it and left. 4. What I do that for? She said she was going to call 911 for robbery. I then pulled out my phone and said, "let me call them for you. " She then started yelling and told me to get out. She said she has never had someone walk out on her before in the seven years she's been doing this. That's hard to believe unless NOVA men settle for anything. I was in & out within 20 minutes.

My back was still covered with that thick oil. It was so bad. When I reached to touch my back, the oil looked like maggots and sunflower seeds mixed together. I was so disgusted, I stopped by two unknown AMPs in that area just to see if they offered a table shower! They didn't, so I rushed back home and scrubbed super hard while in the shower. I should of known nothing good was going to come from this.

I've heard about other stories when guys meet these type of crackhead girls, but it has never happen to me until now. I'm sure if I would have researched her first, I would have found something negative. But I take full responsibility for not taking the time to do my homework. Young guys, let this be a lesson to you: research first.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RocketJac11;2967009]Hello all, new to the forum and a few questions. I've been to a couple different places after doing my homework. Only one place was worth my time, should I just stick to this place or are there other AMP's to appease my interest around the cville area.[/QUOTE]Why not review the places you tried. There are several good places in the Centerville and Chantilly areas as well as some good independents. You will find reviews of most over the last few months on this site. So read more of the reviews and give some others a try. When I find one I really like above the others, I tend to revisit that one more, but I like variety too.

[QUOTE=BobbyD53;2967710]I'm not from this area, but I see there's a lot of newbies on here. I don't want to confuse the young guys so let me be clear about my experience with Nena, it was horrible but YMMV. I know what I saw, and I definitely know what I smelt. Stank pussy makes my dick soft, but for others, that fishy smell may be a turn on. So I should of put YMMV in my first post. When she started yelling because I was leaving early, that sealed the deal. I did say that the massage felt good when she started, but hygiene is just as important (to me) and I just couldn't take smelling piss & fish at the same time. But for anyone who wants to try her, don't let my post stop you. What Dr. Bombay posted about below seem very true based on my own personal experience. But Bossanova has a different story. This is the true meaning of YMMV. Be safe.[/QUOTE]

Bobby, I saw your review after someone had messaged me about it, without even realizing someone had reviewed her recently and negatively. With your post count, I'd expect a senior of your experience to know what to expect going in to that exchange with Nena. If you had done the background research on here as well as the other board you would have known your experience was predictable. She has been well documented by me in the past and not just my most recent review. There is even a few reviews like yours on the oThER board as well. I'm going to quote what I told the person that private messaged me about inregards to her. I absolutely agree with YMMV, her bad smell honestly smells like bad breath or just old person musk if we can call it that. I know what bad pussy smell smells like and from my own personal experience I've never smelled that before. However I am not stating your wrong or defending her in anyway. YMMV is truely what anyone should expect from her at the end of the day. I've only been to her maybe a handful of times now, but it's always been what I expected, nothing more.

[QUOTE=Bossanova86;2968362]I'd recommend not going to her; anyone for that matter, she's really weird and the first few times she can ramble on about nonsense. I'm not surprised at all if someone has had a bad experience with her, it's been well documented that she's kind of a wacko. I've reviewed her in the past and if you read that one it speaks for itself. She's a very specific person to go to for a very specific time / occasion. I don't recommend her in the least bit if your unsure or uneasy about someone who might go off the rails if you so as much as sneeze in her direction (I exaggerate of course.). Think of a specific knife in a chef's knife set, she's not a regular by any means, but she does some things very well. However I do agree for the most part that the thick lotion she uses to massage is atrocious.

In my honest opinion, her pictures are very old, she's shorter and fatter now and she's got a very interesting smell, not bad, but not spectacular either. I'd call it a long day bad breath smell. What you do get is an actually decent massage (sensual) with an enviornment that's set up for that mindset being relaxation and comfort. I could go to any other quicker asian AMP in Centreville and get a semi decent massage of some kind with a standard nova finish and be done, but mentally it won't relax me. I think that's the X-factor I find with Nena in Woodbridge.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bossanova86;2968362]Bobby, I saw your review after someone had messaged me about it, without even realizing someone had reviewed her recently and negatively. With your post count, I'd expect a senior of your experience to know what to expect going in to that exchange with Nena. If you had done the background research on here as well as the other board you would have known your experience was predictable. She has been well documented by me in the past and not just my most recent review. There is even a few reviews like yours on the oThER board as well. I'm going to quote what I told the person that private messaged me about inregards to her. I absolutely agree with YMMV, her bad smell honestly smells like bad breath or just old person musk if we can call it that. I know what bad pussy smell smells like and from my own personal experience I've never smelled that before. However I am not stating your wrong or defending her in anyway. YMMV is truely what anyone should expect from her at the end of the day. I've only been to her maybe a handful of times now, but it's always been what I expected, nothing more.[/QUOTE]That original post you provided below is what I needed to see before taking the plunge. In my original post, I took full responsibility for not doing my homework and posted it so others wouldn't make the same mistake I made. You're right, most SM's of my status know better. I've been out the game for a while and had that "itch". I should of researched more but honestly just didn't feel like doing it. That happens as we get older. Anyway, thanks for that original post below. She will never be seen by me again.

I was told she was pretty skilled [URL]http://nova.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/come-get-the-bliss-you-deserve-with-valerie-well-equipped-in-home-studio-available-9am-8pm/19953014[/URL] even though a friend told me about her, I personally haven't seen her yet. I also haven't had the time or motivation to RTFF. But if what he says is true, you should have a decent visit since you're in that area.

Bob.

[QUOTE=Stainlesspop;2932291]So I'm new to the area. Work brought me up here from RIC.

So being new to area I read through about 13 pages on the forums to try to find the best places for that great dream. First place I went to was [URL]http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/time-for-awesome-massage-no-stress-just-relaxing-welcome/22273205[/URL].

Arrived at the business park and it was empty. Go inside and was treated by a decent looking Asian woman. I could tell I was the only one in there with all the doors open. She started off by asking me what my age was. I should have taken that as a warning. I'm in my mid twenties though so it is what it is. As I undress she tells me to need to leave my boxers on. Confused I asked why. She said strictly massage. Well I needed a massage and was like okay whatever. Left them on. She said she can only do 30 minutes. That should have been the killer but I was ignorant. My fault. So she does this crappy ass massage that wasn't even 30 minuites long. Over a towel the whole time no oil. Wasn't even 30 minuites before I walked out.

Second place I visited is what I thought was sunny but I could be wrong. Found the ad on BP and went. It's located near a shopping center but in a business park. I went in after I saw 3 other mongers leave. I get an hour and strip down. They even asked me how old I was half way through the massage. The massage was pretty good actually. Instead of oil she used a cream / paste. No roaming. Covered the whole time same story on the flip. Little head was sad but at least I got a decent massage. Total damage was a $ including tip only reason she got a tip was because it was a good massage.

Maybe it's because I'm new to the area I'm not finding that dream I'm looking for but can other mongrels point me to the right direction? I'm at two strikes ha. Any located in Manassas? I'm staying down there and sick of fighting traffic to find a parlor.

Thanks.

-Stainless.[/QUOTE]

Greetings Mongers.

New to the forum, and just recently realized I am a massage monger. Not asking for info yes, still going through the posts. Seeing lots of great information and advise. Will post some of my international experiences on the ISG Boards this week. Looking forward to practising my new "lifelong" hobby closer to home, Likely Shan-tilly / Hrrdn.

Very impressed with the group here and look forward to giving my own local reports.

Huntzman.

[QUOTE=HuntzMan;2970227]Greetings Mongers.

New to the forum, and just recently realized I am a massage monger. Not asking for info yes, still going through the posts. Seeing lots of great information and advise. Will post some of my international experiences on the ISG Boards this week. Looking forward to practising my new "lifelong" hobby closer to home, Likely Shan-tilly / Hrrdn.

Very impressed with the group here and look forward to giving my own local reports.

Huntzman.[/QUOTE]There's plenty of supply here (to meet the equal demand), so you're not likely to be bored. But, if things get too mundane south of the Potomac, it's easy to visit the AMPs north of the river (in Maryland). Even if you've been active on the ISG, I'd still recommend doing LOTS of reading, and order to acclimate yourself to this area's particulars. Have fun, stay safe, and post as you're able. Cheers!

[B]Roman[/B]

P.S. - By the way, what is (or was) your handle on the ISG? Some mongers have the same one; others have a different one.

[QUOTE=RoaminRoman;2971106]There's plenty of supply here (to meet the equal demand), so you're not likely to be bored. But, if things get too mundane south of the Potomac, it's easy to visit the AMPs north of the river (in Maryland). Even if you've been active on the ISG, I'd still recommend doing LOTS of reading, and order to acclimate yourself to this area's particulars. Have fun, stay safe, and post as you're able. Cheers!

[B]Roman[/B]

P.S. - By the way, what is (or was) your handle on the ISG? Some mongers have the same one; others have a different one.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the welcome!

Same name. Huntzman. Reports will be in the Asuncion Massage forum. Still translating them from spanish.

Perhaps I can dream of NS in Hrrrndn tomorrow. If I wake up happy, will post here. Planning trips to Guatemala and El Salvador. Looking to stay busy.

Huntzman.

Decided to stop in for a try since I live close by in Springfield. Although, they thought I was a regular. Never been there. May was directed into my room. Cute little lady with natural breast. Opted out of the TS due to just stepping out of the shower. Tried some roaming with little to no negative response. I believe she likes AR and did a super job. All in all. Recommend and will probably return. Damage $. 80.

So I went to go see Mimi yesterday at an apartment in the Towers in Fairfax where there are a lot of apartment girls in my experience. I had no where near the experience of Trewaller, but I'd love the forum to weigh in on this. I will post this to the Massage Reports to get Roamin's views too.

Nikki is my regular and but I think she's away for the holiday and thought I'd take a shot at Mimi. Tre is right, the girl is not the one in the picture but actually better looking! She was definitely anywhere from a 7-9, spinner, and looked like large Bs or Small C cups. She's eager on my first text about an hour before hand, about 15 min before, I get a "where are you now" text. I get there, and there's a sherriffs car upfront. I text her this, tell her what's up and she says, "those Indians are always getting into trouble" gives me the code. I'm already off my game and I forgot to take my ring off (no judgments here I hope). I also usually keep an extra $40 in case things get really heavy and I forgot that too. I get there, and there's someone else in the other room. She asks for the $120 upfront (something Nikki never does, even on my first visit). I get undressed, things are going OK. She actually took direction for heavier pressure after a couple of times alright (I don't think she spoke english that well). I had this uneasy feeling that doors, including my bedroom were opening and closing and had to look up a couple of times. Her phone went off a couple of times, but maybe it was a timer since she moved to another section.

Towards the end she does my face and says ok thank you. I had expected a little back and forth like Tre mentioned. Nothing. She actually said, $120 for the massage, and actually used the words "handjob for another tip". So it was clear she was pretty sure I wasn't LEO.

Things just don't add up. Next time, if anything is off, or get bad vibes right from the beginning, I'm going to bail.

For the forum:

1) Do you wear your ring and if so do you think it prevents girls from going further or make them ask for a bigger tip?

2) Do you guys think that she thought I was LEO?

3) If after the first rebuff and you get the question for another tip, do you put more in: I mean I'm already $120 in the hole, why not an extra $40 for what I actually came for?

Here is her ad:

💟128159;128159; Relaxing Massage and Body Rub By Thai Mimi 💟128159;128159; - 27.

Posted: Tuesday, June 28,2016 5:54 PM.

💟128159;128159; Relaxing Massage and Body Rub By Thai Mimi 💟128159;128159; - 27.

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Come and experience the relaxation your mind and body needs. My massage reduces stress and leaves you relaxed. Let my smooth hands glide over your body and leave you in tranquility.

Call Mimi.

571-376-0876.

Poster's age: 27.

• Location: Fairfax, Northern Virginia.

[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/relaxing-massage-and-body-rub-by-thai-mimi/23575992[/URL]

Hello fellow mongerers, I'm going to be in Arlington next week for work and was hoping to get a couple of recommendations for an AMP in the area. I haven't been up to NOVA in at least 8 years or so (I live in the Richmond area). Please feel free to PM me.

Thanks!

BB.