Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Skin87;7163470]Samantha and her unforgettable nude massage. Sorry but I don't know how to provide the link.[/QUOTE]One and done for my friend. Massage was so light, could hardly tell she was touching him. The ending was like a jack hammer.

[QUOTE=TranTran;7167330]One and done for my friend. Massage was so light, could hardly tell she was touching him. The ending was like a jack hammer.[/QUOTE]Agree with you 100%. Seen her a few times and it's just not worth it, even though pricing is great. Poor massage, jackhammer finish. She's a nice person and has a nice place though.

Has anyone seen the current lineup? Sunny or Jojo? Any reports?

Scroll down for my report on Sunny. There until end of the month.

[QUOTE=RickJohn;7169936]Has anyone seen the current lineup? Sunny or Jojo? Any reports?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RickJohn;7169936]Has anyone seen the current lineup? Sunny or Jojo? Any reports?[/QUOTE]JoJo looks like Lucy Lu. Slim. Young but a bit older than Victoria. Good attitude.

[QUOTE=Qetuo;7170120]JoJo looks like Lucy Lu. Slim. Young but a bit older than Victoria. Good attitude.[/QUOTE]Did you mean Lucy Liu? Lucy Lu is Caucasian.

So I went to check out the place across from the hospital that used to offer L3 that had those raids. Well it's completely legit now FYI.

My tax guy is always hunting for some big juggs and an economical L1 especially before the tax season really picks up. He stumbled across a post describing "Sally great juggs" at MM. He prefers hunting for non mainstream huts for those massage therapist that don't have high volume like the mainstream and often better rates can be had and potentially hidden gems. He ended up going twice in the matter of 2 weeks at this place to see sally and had wildly different experience both times.

He learned that their phone number is disconnected and ventured in anyway. When he entered he asked for Sally but l realized it was her. He noted the distinctive birth mark on her chin that was mentioned in his research. She was wearing a skimpy dress with her natural bosom that overfloweth. Hella knockers. He booked 30 mins and she asked for 0. 6 house fee. He said he gave her 0. 5 and she took it without qualm. She entered the room with playful affection, shoving his face into her bagungas. She brought a pillow right away and proceed to give a light touch massage on the front. About 10 minutes went by and those mammary glands literally seemed to fall out. They occasionally would swing past and bump into his full salute Johnson. She took his hands and put them on them and put a almost non existent nipple in his mouth. Smothered him. The L1 grade oil was then retrieved and this is where it all went down hill. She turn into a industrial strength high pressure pneumatic jack hammer, oscillating at a rate of 5 jacks a second. Ridiculous. Request to reduce rate and grip strength went on deaf ears. Softer, slower please. He Requested she sit in front of him to get a nice view of the melons and break the rhythm. She obliged, and went back to the concrete pounding. She dangled those milk rockets over top the Johnson for an awesome view. He was playing with them. She enjoyed. But Mind you this is 5 minutes in, and there became a concern that with the increasing heat generated from the friction. His meat would get burned and skin slough off. So he spilled his top as an act of self preservation. A rag was given and the water bottle retrieved. 0. 4 was left as the donation. Which is his regular routine for a new provider and also considering the technique no more should be given. She smiled, seemed content smiled said thanks you and gave him a peck on the cheek and smacked his bum.

Face 6.

Body top half 8.

Body lower half unknown (was slim, wearing dress).

Pre event technique 8.

Main event technique 1.

Attitude 6.

The following week he returned. There was hope of as a repeat customer, directions would be followed. Another girl answered the door this time. Face 5, flat chested. Took him to the room, Sally was requested. She said 0. 6 for half hour. 0. 5 was given. The experience after this was totally different. She comes in, immediately grabs a pillow. Ok. Ask what he wants. We'll a massage silly. She says $$ for L2 $ for L1 . Tax guy is laughing. Offers 0. 4 like last time. She counters no you give me 0. 8 . Drops the juggs out. He counters for inflation adjusted 0. 5 . But by this time she is cranking up the jack hammer again. He grabs her hand and says slow. She repeats slow slow. Goes slow for 5 seconds and then turns on full power jack hammer. Ridiculous. She is also pulling that odd move where they turn their head the other way not to look at the customer the entire time. He is gentling trying to weigh the melon in his hand and she is pushing him away. Won't let him roam this time. 2 minutes go by and a customer comes in. This is the rare occasion one is glad for this. He comes back in and practically throw the L1 lube at him and says "you do by yourself, you take too long " . He is half laughing pointing at the clock and says you don't want tip? She continued with the sand pounding death grip. Which goes on for another 5 minutes, in which he chooses to off load to preserve the members. Then she has the nerve to say " hmm not much come" . Ha this chick. Left. 5 because he realized a single. 5 was what he had. He doesn't think the performance was related to his previous tipping. . Would not repeat.

Attitude this round 1.

Pre event technique 1.

Main event Technique 1.

Does anyone have experience with Singapore massage on bee ridge close by to MM in a busy shopping center. They have a sign offering 0. 4 half hour massages. Always curious what the line up looks like there.

Does anyone know if younger Kelly and older Sue are still working here? It looks like SW Health is across the street. Any comparison?

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;7142718]Tried a new one on my AMP vacation. Nice location. A little run down. Two women working. I got Lucy. Mature about 50. Average looking. Very polite. Table shower ok. But she didn't clean my bum. Massage was mediocre. If you need a massage go elsewhere. There were negotiations on the flip. Big turnoff. She did take her time and followed directions. She offered up more. But me and latex don't get along. Her technique was nice with the sack scratching.[/QUOTE]Stopped by Jade and saw Jennifer. Was advised full service not available, although prior information would indicate otherwise. Perhaps she thought it was a trap.

[QUOTE=RedyFourFun;7166790]I've been busy but wanted to share this funny review from Christmas day. It's a bit of a drive for me but I wanted to treat myself. I stop in and Gina welcomes me in. I ask to use the restroom (#1 of course) beforehand so I am comfortable for the session. I see Mina with her cat ears on cooking in the back. Gina takes me to the room and says she'll be right back. I get into my birthday suit and am leaning against the table waiting for Gina to come in and take me to the TS. She comes in an immediately starts caressing me and kissing me all over. She gets down on her knees and proceeds with BBBJ while looking up at me. Who am I to stop her? She asks if I want Mina to join us and I typically don't do this but like I said I wanted to treat myself and Mina was certainly the younger and hotter of the two. Gina leaves to tell Mina and then Gina comes back in to resume her BBBJ on her knees. In comes Mina and before I know it both have their tops down and are on their knees. Both have a great set of tits but Mina's are damn near perfect. Gina mentions that she loves to eat ass and instead of us going to the TS (I always shower beforehand anyhow) she leaves to get a wet washcloth to wipe my ass and proceeds to TUMA while I'm standing up and Mina is sucking my cock from the front. I can't say I'm complaining.

Eventually we make our way to the table and both girls are naked. Gina has a nice little triangle Bush and Mina is as smooth as a baby. Mina is one of the hottest AMP girls I have seen. Mina is playing with my cock, we do a little 69 and she suits me up. She gets a little lube and gets on for RCG. They are speaking their language back and forth and I start to sense a warming sensation on my johnson. After a couple of minutes Mina gets off and explains that despite washing her hands the spice that she was cooking with is burning her pussy and that's the sensation I am feeling on my johnson. I just thought it was one of those warming lubes. We are joking about my spicy cock at this point and Mina can't proceed which is disappointing. She leaves to wash out her pussy. I'm throbbing and get Gina on the table for standing mish. I'm plowing away as these chicks have me riled up. Mina comes in and is playing with my taint while I'm fucking Gina. Unfortunately, I can't hold it any longer and pull out and Gina gets on her knees to suck me dry. She swallows my load. I play with both girls for a few minutes and then Gina tells me to lay down for massage which wasn't bad.

She almost cuts me short but I tell her I have time and wanted to go another round. She asks for more money which wasn't going to happen as the fee was high enough IMO. She proceeds with a HJ which I wasn't feeling and couldn't bust a second round. I get dressed and see Mina on the way out. She ask me to come back and to call and tell her that spicy cock is coming. I pull down her dress and play with her tits in the hallway and then hike up her dress to play with her pussy. Man, I wanted to fuck that girl some more.

Anyhow, as you know, both are not there anymore but it made for a funny story, but probably not as good of an experience as it could have been if the spices didn't ruin it. Still a good time though.[/QUOTE]That is a funny story. Thanks for sharing that experience. Have a great weekend.

[QUOTE=RickJohn;7169936]Has anyone seen the current lineup? Sunny or Jojo? Any reports?[/QUOTE]I saw Sunny yesterday. I called a half an hour ahead and was told she was available. When I got there, she said 1/2 hour only. I offered her a couple hundred, but she told me to give her all my money which I declined. I gave her another $20.00, but she whined enough to get another $20.00 out of me. The table shower was nice, but she still wouldn't stop yammering about more money until I told her enough was enough. Back to the room I got some BBBJ and tried to get her to try a female condom. She gave a small effort then said no. Finished with some nice Mish. She offered me some Greek for $100.00, then $80.00, then $60.00. I was tempted, but declined. She cleaned me up quickly and said goodbye. No water, no kiss, no walk to the door. Decent experience, but kinda rushed. Unlike the last time I saw her which was one of my best experiences.

Whatever that place is called on Baywood drive she's so beautiful, she's lost about 20 lbs since. I saw her last very thin those big boobs so amazing don't even bother with a massage your wasting your time great time as always with her. She said she's going back to the ocean in Feb. Then back to Baywood in March.

Damn you guys have a setup here. Almost as good as Orlando's places.

So had to do an hour with both.

First juju, tight body, manmade b cups and very into it.

Went in and noticed both times the girls hide behind the door. Went into the room, $80 for hour then takes me to table shower. Body slide shower, tuma and bbj. Dry off and room. Then goes back into bbj, ccg, doggy, missionary, to doggy where she was getting in moans. Then bbj to cim. Then while getting dressed juju brings sunny in, she was just as flirty.

Next time met sunny, hour for $80.

Same thing but sunny was more into the bbj and she is not a fan of doggy. Kept upsetting me to fuck her ass for $1 more but it isn't my thing. Bbj to cim for finish. Then while getting dresses juju comes in to say hello and get friendly with me. Sunny left the room and juju goes to take my shorts off for a round 2. Said oh no I'm tired. She says next time.

Well I was in town for the weekend and had some fun Thursday and Sunday.

[QUOTE=FullJack;7171503]My tax guy (...) learned that their phone number is disconnected and ventured in anyway.[/QUOTE]I'm going to guess your [I]tax guy[/I] called the phone number that comes up when using Google or Google Maps, which ends in "2954". However, if one were to examine all the photos in the associated Google "ad", one can see GIANT numbers on the sign in their window with the (correct) phone number, which ends in "2594".

Ima-guess whoever claimed "ownership" of the business, on Google, fat-fingered the phone number when typing it in. The correct number works just fine, so the next one of you guys that wander in there to deliver some "pie" to Sally (or Mia, apparently) can do them a solid and clue them into the discrepancy.