Negative Escort Reviews

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Based on a prior report I decided to give this one a try. Filing this under negative because my expectations just weren't met.

- First I texted her a day before for a noon appointment. We had communicated on the day off and right before I left. One I reached the designated motel, complete radio silence. I waited 15 minutes, then another 5, texted and called, and then left. 90 minutes later I get a text saying she was sorry because she wasn't paying attention to her phone. Offered nothing to make it up for other than to "ride me good" *smh*.

So I decided to head back out because I liked the pics, the face, the booty.

- Got there, and man is she skinny. Doesn't even have a big ass. It's definitely the girl, but in no way was she as pretty or as voluptuous as her pics suggested. She was also fugly with white long hair. You can tell from her pics she likes different colors, but I came on a day where it must have been ugly ass white hair day. Let me emphasize again she was much skinnier than I expected, and her ass was small. Smaller than Mere's.[/QUOTE]After seeing someone pretending to be asleep I would have ran so fast out of there I would have tripped over myself doing so!

Definitely feel a little responsible for this, which is why I try not to over sensationalize any of my reviews. Probably could have gone into more detail. Sorry for your experience bro.

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Based on a prior report I decided to give this one a try. Filing this under negative because my expectations just weren't met.

- First I texted her a day before for a noon appointment. We had communicated on the day off and right before I left. One I reached the designated motel, complete radio silence. I waited 15 minutes, then another 5, texted and called, and then left. 90 minutes later I get a text saying she was sorry because she wasn't paying attention to her phone. Offered nothing to make it up for other than to "ride me good" *smh*.

So I decided to head back out because I liked the pics, the face, the booty.

- Got there, and man is she skinny. Doesn't even have a big ass. It's definitely the girl, but in no way was she as pretty or as voluptuous as her pics suggested. She was also fugly with white long hair. You can tell from her pics she likes different colors, but I came on a day where it must have been ugly ass white hair day. Let me emphasize again she was much skinnier than I expected, and her ass was small. Smaller than Mere's.

- Inside the room she had a roommate. It was someone young looking like she was her teenage daughter or something. Consider she's "30", and has been "30" since 2013, I would not have been surprised. The room had 2 beds and this young person was "asleep" with head phones on. I don't know if she was really asleep, but damn that was awkward. The whole room choked of weed as well. Those of you who have seen Mere know her room usually has a mild weed smell, but this room was like 3 to 5 times the strength of that.

- Covered BJ. Pfff. Nuff said.

- After the BJ she rode me reverse cowgirl. Her ass was so small and bony and it was almost painful slapping up and down my dick.

- Her pussy was BIG. I mean I couldn't really feel anything it was so big.

- I had a hard time getting off because I wasn't really enjoying myself and that person sleeping one bed over was really awkward. Since it was a quick visit, I used every bit of that 15 minutes to get off. After reverse cowgirl I tried doggy and missionary, but her pussy was big it was hard to feel anything in there.

All in all it wasn't a good experience overall. I was really disappointed. She is a business like nice girl (no negative attitude or anything), but I was really disappointed in the body and person right next to us and the big cave like pussy.

Will not repeat and do not recommend.

$ QV but not nearly worth the value. Note this was a negotiated rate lmao, she wanted more initially.[/QUOTE]

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Fuck guys who is paying this fatty 150 for GFE? For 10 dollars more you can get for 160 way hotter down on I-drive. The whole point of fatty beluga whale escorts is for their big tits, big ass and low rates (used to be 60, 80 with GFE). If you are a regular paying that just for GFE you are an idiot![/QUOTE]She also tries to pimp out her friend she claims is "legally a girl" just because it had its dick removed.

Well fellas I broke a few of my own rules and paid the price. Little head had taken over thought control. Ad is listed below. Long story short got to incall by universal. Was hoping to add a new latina to the rotation but shit got fucked quick. Payed $100 donation on table and started to get ready. She said she needed to look for a cover. Right after she picks up donation in storms her black "boyfriend" screaming and yelling. She lock herself in bathroom. We didn't fight but I did leave pockets light and still full of cum. I should have put the bolt lock on the door and not paid up front. It is what it is. Be careful out there. This TOFTT is a warning to all mongers see this one and you will be robbed.

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[QUOTE=Rico407;5381999]Well fellas I broke a few of my own rules and paid the price. Little head had taken over thought control. Ad is listed below. Long story short got to incall by universal. Was hoping to add a new latina to the rotation but shit got fucked quick. Payed $100 donation on table and started to get ready. She said she needed to look for a cover. Right after she picks up donation in storms her black "boyfriend" screaming and yelling. She lock herself in bathroom. We didn't fight but I did leave pockets light and still full of cum. I should have put the bolt lock on the door and not paid up front. It is what it is. Be careful out there. This TOFTT is a warning to all mongers see this one and you will be robbed.

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/9043418294?gid=85b856b756d1b1a614679d5e445414d6[/URL][/QUOTE]That's why I never have a problem. You are just asking for it when you donate first. When they ask for donation up front, I just walk out the door.

RP.

Might want to post on the Ripoff reports too for proper exposure.

When you say light pockets, did he actually rob you and take the donation?

[QUOTE=Rico407;5381999]Well fellas I broke a few of my own rules and paid the price. Little head had taken over thought control. Ad is listed below. Long story short got to incall by universal. Was hoping to add a new latina to the rotation but shit got fucked quick. Payed $100 donation on table and started to get ready. She said she needed to look for a cover. Right after she picks up donation in storms her black "boyfriend" screaming and yelling. She lock herself in bathroom. We didn't fight but I did leave pockets light and still full of cum. I should have put the bolt lock on the door and not paid up front. It is what it is. Be careful out there. This TOFTT is a warning to all mongers see this one and you will be robbed.

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[QUOTE=PussySmasher;5381421]She also tries to pimp out her friend she claims is "legally a girl" just because it had its dick removed.[/QUOTE]Was going to call her up until I saw the guy no disrespect but it was a complete turn off because I started wondering if apple was.

[QUOTE=Plex10;5373492]Yeah Idk, haven't been in the situation so can't say for sure how I would handled it. But as RP469, donations upfront are never good BUT for 80 qvs its a risk some including myself can take. But 400? AND its my room? Definitely would have secured the donation until after the deed or even half for such a large amount. Sorry this happened to you.[/QUOTE]🙄 Why where you paying 400 anyways. Smh. People like you. Errrr. I'm rich, I don't pay that. Patriots owner showed you as a billionaire with a asian he was paying no more than 150.

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Late night itch needed it scratched. Found this one not far from my location. Not what I expected from the pics. Some titty touch. Kept distance. Tried to put the cover on a flaccid little man. No BBBJ no foreplay. CBJ not great. Barely hard. Tried to touch kitty from behind NO NO. Can't get in tried mish look down and string hanging out on the rag. OH NO. Went with titty fuck. Not worth 150, I would have been better off rubbing one out. The STG down her sucks. I'll stick to only board reviewed from now on.

[QUOTE=Miahdog;5384223]🙄 Why where you paying 400 anyways. Smh. People like you. Errrr. I'm rich, I don't pay that. Patriots owner showed you as a billionaire with a asian he was paying no more than 150.[/QUOTE]Funny, I got a different message from Kraft. More of why such a rich person would be so foolish to risk himself and not set up something more high-end to come to you where you can control your privacy and discretion.

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Fuck guys who is paying this fatty 150 for GFE? For 10 dollars more you can get for 160 way hotter down on I-drive. The whole point of fatty beluga whale escorts is for their big tits, big ass and low rates (used to be 60, 80 with GFE). If you are a regular paying that just for GFE you are an idiot![/QUOTE]I think I saw this girl 4-6 years ago from backpage. She went by the name 'Sarah' I think. She was plump but shapely back than and I had a positive experience.

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Late night itch needed it scratched. Found this one not far from my location. Not what I expected from the pics. Some titty touch. Kept distance. Tried to put the cover on a flaccid little man. No BBBJ no foreplay. CBJ not great. Barely hard. Tried to touch kitty from behind NO NO. Can't get in tried mish look down and string hanging out on the rag. OH NO. Went with titty fuck. Not worth 150, I would have been better off rubbing one out. The STG down her sucks. I'll stick to only board reviewed from now on.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the review and warning, sorry you TOFTT and ended up losing the game. Maybe next time you'll be victorious!

One thing I would suggest, especially when TOFTT, is to never pay up front. I am guessing you did that or I would bet you wouldn't be out a Ben and a Ulysses for a lackluster CBJ and a TF. I would even go as far to say (again) that even with even known providers, you should never-ever pay up front. My thought is the tampon was a ruse. I would have walked at that moment or I would have maybe called her bluff and said that you always wanted to earn your red wings, so let's go for it. Then she how she reacted. LOL.

If you show up for any date and the girl is apparently or suddenly OTR, restricts basic touching and won't preform the things you negotiated for or were expecting, then she shouldn't get the full payment. You should pay for services preformed to that point and that's it. You owe her nothing more.

Once she gets your hard earned cash, she is 99% finished with you. You shouldn't expect anything else from her once she feels the slick green papers in her hands that she desperately craves. That last 1% part that's left to be totally finished with you is for her to close the door behind you when you leave, chuckle and call the candy man.

Grain 56.

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So I have the best luck on this vaca. So I start chatting with Amanda and thungs seem great. I should have known better cause her pictures were waaaay too hot. Especially for the rate of $$. 20 full GFE. But I thought eh why not.

Get to the parking lot and then I get the "I'm nervous your a cop" bs. This goes on for a few minutes. Then she sends me this text. Word for word.

So I always send my girl down to meet you. You can give her the payment being that cops cannot do any type of money transactions while soliciting. She will give you my parking pass and room key card. And don't worry she has her own room. We work with each other to keep each other safe.

Ya I also have a bridge to sell. Be careful gents.

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So I have the best luck on this vaca. So I start chatting with Amanda and thungs seem great. I should have known better cause her pictures were waaaay too hot. Especially for the rate of $$. 20 full GFE. But I thought eh why not.

Get to the parking lot and then I get the "I'm nervous your a cop" bs. This goes on for a few minutes. Then she sends me this text. Word for word.

So I always send my girl down to meet you. You can give her the payment being that cops cannot do any type of money transactions while soliciting. She will give you my parking pass and room key card. And don't worry she has her own room. We work with each other to keep each other safe.

Ya I also have a bridge to sell. Be careful gents.[/QUOTE]Wasting people's time these low lives deserve a treat. Bold enough to even show her face? LOL.