What do you call a hooker on wheels? No this not a joke. I've had a little free time past two weeks so I couldn't help driving around. A week or so ago, I was driving in area where the stars never stay. I noticed a car by bus stop where truck stop is. I figured it was someone trying to pick up a SW. I drove around a second time and circled around where milk place is. Next thing I know, I see a car in my rearview mirror speeding towards me flashing headlights. I'm thinking WTF? The car pulls up to me and honks several times as I'm at red light by mcDs. It was the same car I had seen by truck stop. I rolled my window down and this chic asks me, 'how would you like to have an amazing blowjob?' She looked to be in her late 30's early 40's and looked butch, I declined. I wonder if her car has a mirror on the ceiling.