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[QUOTE=LondonW2;2396054]And not completely off-topic either!

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Read the first paragraph of the description![/QUOTE]That was absolutely hilarious! Thanks for the post.

Ilapp said it best. Not cool. We should all show the same level of discretion we would want afforded to ourselves, gentlemen. Be safe.

Looks like we got some ribbons with gold stars. What's up? A ranking system?

Old joke. Play safe. Be safe.

The Irish Prostitute.

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. 'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?

The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff. Dad. I became a prostitute. '.

'Ye what! Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family. '.

'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club. (takes a breath). And an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and. '.

'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.

Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff. A prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff. '.

'Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.

Was down town eating lunch after having visited University Hosp It was crowded where I was and I was a single at a table for fourso invited a lady to join me since space was at a premium. We got to talking and found out she was a nurse at UH. One thing led to another and we ended up back at her apartment complex just off MLK downtown. She told me she was 45 single and had not been out much due to working around doctors and age. We began to tease and I went through DATY my favorite skill set with her and she became VERY verbal about my skills She asked if I was clean and I gave her inspection privileges. He oral skills were nice and her tongue very talented As it had been awhile she asked if I had a cover and I said no. Having seen my size she began to massage and give it close attention then put me in heaven We did mish, serious doggie and I asked her her favorite way to finish which she said was RCG. I asked her if she minded if I gave her some memories of me to keep her tided over until and if there was a next time. She began to ride and her head rolled back her breathing got more short and she said she was going to cum I asked her to hold if she could for about another minute and we could go together which she did. Her eyes rolled and she began to moan Oh FK FK FK shake and she began to kiss me ferociously and she exploded. We talked for about a half hour then I asked her if she wanted to try again for old times sake as we never knew if we would do this again. We had seconds and I finished by rubbing her back She shared her number with me and I asked if she need some "help" and she smiled and said no darling I am not a W++RE. I apologized and said I was only trying to show my appreciation and her response was call me and come see me again if you mean it. I assured her I would and I do plan to. It is always nice to have "caregivers" who know how to cure the important things that ail you. Makes the third medical professional who did a wonderful job of attending to my needs. No numbers guys this one is mine for awhile and I plan to enjoy it for as long as it is available. Besides who wants that 45 year old stuff? I DO!

[QUOTE=Oksure499;2399168]Especially when considering her reputation for being as cool and low maintenance as you will find.

Pretty sure she would not flip or intrude in our real lives. It's a shame we don't give her the same in kind.[/QUOTE]You're right. My apologies.

FWIW, on Monday I requested to have my post removed. It is still there, though.

Again, my apologies to all.

[QUOTE=BigMack;2403517]Was down town eating lunch | Besides who wants that 45 year old stuff? I DO![/QUOTE]Very nice report BM. Funny how things just land in your lap from time to time.

Nothing wrong w / 45 yo punani either.

[QUOTE=TheoGuderian;2404330]Very nice report BM. Funny how things just land in your lap from time to time.

Nothing wrong w / 45 yo punani either.[/QUOTE]Luck does play a part in it but I had to work for it. The conversation gravitated towards what it became. If you show interest in a lady and listen to her and ask her questions it helps. She was an educated woman and I am an educated man. I got a hold of her last night and we are going to be together sometime this weekend as soon as she gets her schedule worked out We discussed some heavy fun stuff and she was alike a kid who couldn't wait to get her next "candy fix". Ladies who are in the medical field I have found tend to be more wide open than others due their jobs so who am I to refuse an offer. You are correct Theo there is nothing wrong with punani and older punani can be very good but if the lady is into it and wants what you can do for her and is willing to reciprocate it can be all good. Just have to let them know how good they are and that you want more of what they have and you enjoy experiencing. It is not just about us It is keeping them happy and as completely satisfied as they will allow. Hopefully it makes you wanted back in their bed. Thanks for the compliments Theo.

[QUOTE=BigMack;2403517]No numbers guys this one is mine for awhile and I plan to enjoy it for as long as it is available. Besides who wants that 45 year old stuff? I DO![/QUOTE]Well, I guess all that fresh air over the weekend paid off. Go for it because sometimes the non-professional is the best!

FF.

P.S. She must not have had freckles or you would have told me, right?

BigMack. Do you have a bracelet that says "I have an oral fetish. In case of emergency, sit on my face"?

[QUOTE=Mwdude;2404767]BigMack. Do you have a bracelet that says "I have an oral fetish. In case of emergency, sit on my face"?[/QUOTE]Was taught by a lady in this some years back how to make a lady twist and turn with hands and mouth and I thank her everytime I have a lady tell me how good I am at what I do. Would love to find a woman who can go multiple times though with a 10 or 20 minute break in between Have recently found two excellent women who are VERY skilled that way and one even made me very hard which had not happened for about a month who I would love to play with again but this last one was great with her mouth and hands action and very appreciative of my skills and size and she made very appreciative what she was bringing to the fun. I always love a good dining experience giving and receiving and make sure I am a good guy and finish everything on my plate and hope the lady does enjoy the same. If you find a bracelet like that please let me know so I can make sure I give proper CPR to those who want it. LOL.

This question gets asked all the time. An ad pops up on BP and the pictures make you want to come running. There are a few easy ways to find out if the pictures are fake. Try them out first, it could save you a bad experience.

The first method is simple common sense. If the pictures look like a centerfold, ask yourself why would someone who looks that good be taking on random strangers for $$? She could be somewhere much nicer than here, living like a queen and getting 10 x what the local market will support. At the very least, approach with extreme caution.

The other method to find out if the pictures are fake is to do a simple search. If you use the Google Chrome browser you can right click on any picture and have the option to "Search Google for this image". The search will return every webpage the picture has been used on. Check the results.

You might get lucky, find the pictures have never been used elsewhere, so not only are they probably real, but they might belong to new talent. You can TOFTT and maybe be everyone's hero.

There are 2 other possibilities for the results, either all the results are escort ads, or there are other photo sites with the same pictures. In the second case, the pictures are almost definitely fake. The only exception I can think of is someone who used pictures from her Facebook page on her BP ad.

If the pictures just show up in escort ads, do some more research. They might belong to a traveling provider and could be worth a visit. They might also belong to a traveling scam artist. Look for reviews in the other cities they have advertised in.

It usually takes about a minute to do your own research, which is much quicker than waiting for someone to tell you if the pics are fake.

Got a text from the nursey poo downtown complaining I had forgotten her. I called and one thing led to another and I set up time for Monday as she didn't go in until evening shift. We met at her place and she answered the door panties only For a lady her age she has a wonderful set of firm Bs and a flat stomach, powerful legs and with a beautiful pink slit that can be deadly from doing some serious kegel practice. God I love that! We kissed lightly then more ravenously and I picked her up and we went into the bed room I almost ripped her undies off and told her daddy wanted some of her. She looked at me and snarled "eat me damn it" eat me hard which I did for a long time. She came up and sat on my face "thoughts of MWs comments at this time" LOL she grabbed a hold of her head board and began to ride my face and I had to back her down as I was having trouble breathing. I was steadily stroking my cock when she slid down and put me in and began to ride me dropping her face down by my neck which is super sensitive and moaned fk me hard baby and fill me up. I need your man milk in my psy. WELL HOLY SHIT what man would not respond to that and I shot a huge load into her while she came with me. She rolled off me breathing heavily and said I have a surprise for you baby if you are open to it. Sure why not. She hit the wall twice and in less than a minute a beautiful fifty something blond was standing in front of the bed in bra and panties. She introduced her as a work mate who I later found out was her bi gf. A firery duo ensued just out of a porn movie and they both swallowed my second eruption and then began to work on each other with me fingering both and they both switching of sucking me I collapsed in a room chair and watched two fking nymphos going at each other like loved starved lovers and as hard as I tried I could I could not jack myself hard or soft enough get up but not to be out down I placed both on the end of the bed and began to eat both of them unto submission. SUCKSESS was achieved. I have been asked to spend a night with both but politely refused offering single services to each with the first ladies approval of course They both said there are many nurses who eat lunch or dinner downtown off MILK that live in the apartments and are hungry for co*k so thought I would pass that along. Friday and Saturday nights are the best times and the big places are Harry and Izzys Ceruculeans, and the tap room are all favorite hangouts. The ladies are mostly on Shots, the patch, have access to the 486 pill or use diaphragms or female condoms or none at all if you have excellent hygience and are a respectful gentleman to them. This will be my last review unless these two fall through but no more two and hour bulls**t date dates and haggling over overpriced chicks with the exception of the two for two lady I had PSE style and loved every inch of her psy and her mouth was fantastic. Have a good week Can't wait for the weekend. BMack.

You, sir, are my new hero.

[QUOTE=BigMack;2410510]Got a text from the nursey poo downtown complaining I had forgotten her. I called and one thing led to another and I set up time for Monday as she didn't go in until evening shift. We met at her place and she answered the door panties only For a lady her age she has a wonderful set of firm Bs and a flat stomach, powerful legs and with a beautiful pink slit that can be deadly from doing some serious kegel practice. God I love that! We kissed lightly then more ravenously and I picked her up and we went into the bed room I almost ripped her undies off and told her daddy wanted some of her. She looked at me and snarled "eat me damn it" eat me hard which I did for a long time. She came up and sat on my face "thoughts of MWs comments at this time" LOL she grabbed a hold of her head board and began to ride my face and I had to back her down as I was having trouble breathing. I was steadily stroking my cock when she slid down and put me in and began to ride me dropping her face down by my neck which is super sensitive and moaned fk me hard baby and fill me up. I need your man milk in my psy. WELL HOLY SHIT what man would not respond to that and I shot a huge load into her while she came with me. She rolled off me breathing heavily and said I have a surprise for you baby if you are open to it. Sure why not. She hit the wall twice and in less than a minute a beautiful fifty something blond was standing in front of the bed in bra and panties. She introduced her as a work mate who I later found out was her bi gf. A firery duo ensued just out of a porn movie and they both swallowed my second eruption and then began to work on each other with me fingering both and they both switching of sucking me I collapsed in a room chair and watched two fking nymphos going at each other like loved starved lovers and as hard as I tried I could I could not jack myself hard or soft enough get up but not to be out down I placed both on the end of the bed and began to eat both of them unto submission. SUCKSESS was achieved. I have been asked to spend a night with both but politely refused offering single services to each with the first ladies approval of course They both said there are many nurses who eat lunch or dinner downtown off MILK that live in the apartments and are hungry for co*k so thought I would pass that along. Friday and Saturday nights are the best times and the big places are Harry and Izzys Ceruculeans, and the tap room are all favorite hangouts. The ladies are mostly on Shots, the patch, have access to the 486 pill or use diaphragms or female condoms or none at all if you have excellent hygience and are a respectful gentleman to them. This will be my last review unless these two fall through but no more two and hour bulls**t date dates and haggling over overpriced chicks with the exception of the two for two lady I had PSE style and loved every inch of her psy and her mouth was fantastic. Have a good week Can't wait for the weekend. BMack.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BigMack;2404876]Was taught by a lady in this some years back how to make a lady twist and turn with hands and mouth and I thank her everytime I have a lady tell me how good I am at what I do. [/QUOTE]It is so funny the effect that can have on ladies!

Recently had an experience with a lady that attests to this effect. I had meet with a provider for our agreed upon.

Time. After we are done, I get dressed and go to leave. When going to leave, she grabs me by the collar and tries.

To shove her tongue down my throat. At this point, I am thinking she is just trying to give me a good last moment.

As extra encouragement to come back and see her again. No! She then proceeds to ask me if I have anywhere to.

Be. I told her yes but I have time if needed. Now thinking she is going to ask me to get her cigarettes or something.

Else like that but I wanted to play along. Wrong again! While still standing at the door, she pushes me down on her.

And tells me to go at it. An hour later, we are done after 2 more rounds. I told her I did not have funds for the extra.

Time and she told me she knew that! Before leaving, she actually told me to let her know ahead of time when I wanted.

To see her again and she would leave extra time open on her.

In her line of work, I did not think this was possible. Although I am sure it is rare, it does happen.

Providers name withheld as she told me not to share. She said she didn't want this expected.

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