The 12 Steps of Sugar Dating Anonymous
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1 - Admitted we were powerless over our insatiable need for fresh hot pussy but that our game had become weak.
2 - Came to believe that a group of guys more knowledgeable than ourselves could school us to success.
3 - Made a decision to turn our will and our dating lives over to the care of our brothers in the sugar bowl.
4 - Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
5 - Admitted to our brothers and to ourselves (but never to a girl) the weakness of our game.
6 - Were entirely ready to remove all remnants of ignorance and low self esteem.
7 - Humbly asked our brothers for advice.
8 - Made a list of all the hot girls on seeking we wanted to bang and then contacted them with no fear of being rejected.
9 - Made direct offers to them either online, via texting or at the M&G whenever possible, except when to do so could jeopardize our freedom or our bank roll.
10 - Continued to check our game and when it was weak promptly corrected it.
11 - Sought through reading, practical application (and medical supplements when needed) to improve our game as we understood it, praying only for the knowledge to attain better results and the power to carry that out.
12 - Having had our organ drained by dozens of hot girls (at a rate in line with our income) as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to our brothers in the sugar bowl and to practice these principles in all our (extramarital) affairs.
And sorry if I offended anyone in any other 12 step program. But hey, you know what? Lighten up. Life is short (especially if you are over 60) so enjoy the fuck out of it while you still can.
The 12 Traditions of Sugar Dating Anonymous
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1 - Our common welfare should come first, personal success depends upon SDA unity.
2 - For our group purpose there is but one ultimate goal. To fuck as many hot girls as possible and for well within our personal budgets. Our brothers are but trusted advisers and do not pontificate.
3 - The only requirement for SDA membership is a desire fuck more hot pussy.
4 - Our thread should be autonomous except in matters affecting other threads or USASG as a whole.
5 - Our thread has but one primary purpose. To carry its message to the pussy hound who wants mo better pussy.
6 - An SDA group ought never endorse, promote or lend the SDA name to any unrelated thread or website, lest problems of one upmanship, pissing contests, and holier than thou attitudes divert us from our primary purpose.
7 - Every SDA group ought to be fully self-advising, ignoring outside opinions from the uninitiated, disbelievers and almost anyone under the age of 30.
8 - Sugar Daddy Anonymous should remain forever nonprofessional, so our members are welcome to put in their two cents at any time.
9 - SDA, as such, ought never be organized; but we may create other threads on this site to spread the word.
10 - Sugar Daddy Anonymous has no opinion on civi dating; hence the SDA name ought never be drawn into traditional relationship issues.
11 - Our public relations policy is based on attraction rather than promotion; we need always maintain personal anonymity in the face of SO's, POPO, and GF's.
12 - Our sexual gratification is the foundation of all our Traditions, ever reminding us to place penis before pudenda.
