Massage Parlor Reports

I find out that every time you let your guard down this crap happens anymore. The hard negotiations are so unappealing. I have got to the point if that crap happens with an AMP provider that even have if I return I refuse to see that girl and ask for another girl to stay. Otherwise walk, you mostly likely are going to get the same service.

[QUOTE=Ballsagna;5157781][URL]https://orlando.rubratings.com/195544[/URL]

I was in the Kirkman area and decided to check out Blue Moon Spa formerly known as 88 Spa. It is on Kirkman on the second floor of the commercial building where Junior Colombian Burger is located.

This place advertises that it is under new management so I pulled the trigger. I called ahead and mamasan sounds like an older lady but said younger girls are there. Cute girl named Jojo came to reception as I arrived and took me back for the TS. Jojo is cute, probably in her 30's (she said she was 26), nice body and lots of tattoos. Paid $80 for the hour massage. During the table shower she got playful and cleaning the right spots and asked what I was looking for. I told her handshake is good, and she said lets go back to the room, but I requested an initial shake in the TS which she complied with. I told her I wanted one in the TS and then another later for the massage. After drying me up and getting back to the room, she then asked for a tip upfront. I told her I would give her the tip after we finish the massage and she insisted about the tip upfront. She is cute and I thought we were are the same page about the 2 handshakes so I gave her 60 tip since she said the tip was supposed to be paid prior.

She does give a good deep massage in all honesty. She even gets on the table and sits on you and really digs in. I felt her legs and then she says that if I get to touch her, then she gets to touch me. No problem. After some massage she asks if I want everything and that she is tight and sweet, to which I replied no and that just a handshake is good for me. Of course, she then wants another tip. I advised her that the 60 tip was to cover 2 handshakes and she disagreed. At that point I am annoyed and she sees this and then offers a second handshake for a discounted rate. I again mentioned that the 60 was for both, but she didn't agree. So she just continued a really good massage and that was it.

It was a good massage and she looks like fun for those interested in FS; however, I cannot attest to performance in that regard. She is a hustler though (aren't they all). I just was annoyed about the expectations and the tip. That said, I will not go back to see her.[/QUOTE]

And this is why I'm reluctant to shell out this kind of coin for an AMP experience. If I'm walking down the street and a guy handed me $200 or if I won $200 on the poker table, maybe. However if I paid $200 of my own coins and had this kind of experience or even just an ok experience I'd be pissed! I don't care how much money I make, I'm not ever going to be happy about lighting 2 benjamins on fire.

I don't look at the 5-star or 1-star reviews. I feel like the 3 to 4 star folks are a little more honest about the product. But I guess things like this will also be susceptible to subjectivity and YMMV. Sorry you had this shitty experience sir.

[QUOTE=XRaySpex;5157841]I've had some decent times at MC in the past and thought it'd be nice to try someone new. I got ahold of Mickey a few weeks back and enjoyed my time, though it wasn't nearly as good as a lot of you fellas claim. Went a few days ago and didn't specify a particular therapist so they sent in Sophie / Sophia who was clearly new or at least on the shy side. TS was straight up boring, just grinding her ass up my back. Is this doing anything for you guys? I don't get it. Finally, she gets me in her mouth and I'm digging the feel. 30 seconds of that and she stops, jumps up and grabs the towels. Ok, no problem. Maybe she's more into it in the room. Not so much. Decent bbj to start. Should've just stayed there. Tried a little DATY but she keep telling me it hurt when I got close to the clit. Made me feel like something was wrong and completely turned me off. From there, I just couldn't get into anything on the table. I wasn't getting anything back at all. Put her on her knees and did a little manual service for a decent enough CIM. Then figured I'd just get a little massage and peace out. A few minutes of half-assed rubbing and she asked if I want to try for 2. Sure, show me what you've got. The answer was nothing at all. Somehow the beej was terrible now and everything felt like a chore for her. She didn't respond to touch at all and I just wanted to gtfo. I'm a decent looking, younger dude with good hygiene so it's not like I'm subjecting her to torture here. Don't want you fellas to get the wrong idea. I even talked to mamasan afterward about the lackluster performance but she didn't offer me anything in return. I have to say I'm disappointed in MC on this one. Why do I never seem to get the ravaging minx experience that you fellas are always reporting on? Time to start the hunt for a few decent UTR providers. Anyone got leads in the downtown / east side area?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DrWilly;5156809]Geezus, we're getting spoiled! How many places (or how many cities) can you say THAT is the normal "usual" table shower?

I'm obviously not complaining, but just wanted to take a moment to note how amazing things have become around here with this new normal pretty much universally available at NDS, King, MC, U-Massage, Ocean Star and probably still at KMS (although reports about KMS seem to have dried up lately ... rumors of "new ownership" down there). Also not many reports on GG and (the now Latin / Caucasian) BO, but I believe they're also responding to local market pressures to provide competitive / comparative levels of table shower service. We truly live in amazing times! LOL![/QUOTE]I concur. Not just with the table shower but across the board, the quality of service in this area is excellent. Result of a free-market economy? Like you pointed out, the competition is driving all of them to excel and now good-looking, enthusiastic providers can be found at all of the top tier shops. Good times my fellow mongers, good times.

[QUOTE=ReturnOfBlade;5157907]I don't look at the 5-star or 1-star reviews. I feel like the 3 to 4 star folks are a little more honest about the product. But I guess things like this will also be susceptible to subjectivity and YMMV.[/QUOTE]Yes, YMMV and all that, but the experiences I put forth in my "5-star" reviews are exactly as I perceive them to be. I consider myself fortunate as of late to have achieved a sense of rapport with my ATF provider. She knows and does exactly what I want, and sometimes goes above and beyond that as well. As a result, she now gives me mind-blowing, 5-star service every time.

Saw this gal at a nice incall near Sea World. Place was clean and the area was safe. You have to check in with a gate guard which I don't have issues with. Comms were excellent. Probably the best out of any provider LOL. The massage itself was exactly what I was looking for. She's a tiny girl so don't expect a firm touch. She's more of a relaxation style masseuse. Very gentle with lots of teasing around the nuts. Got me hard without trying. Opted for the hour with her fully nude. Mutual touching with no FIV just roaming and playing. The menu opens up with more visits she says. I will repeat just because the massage was excellent and she had a good attitude. No drama and all about making the customer happy the way it should be. As far as the husband goes, there were no signs of him. I am assuming he is in the room next door or something. Definitely nothing to worry about as they seem to be professional about the shit.

[URL]https://orlando.rubratings.com/207725[/URL]

[QUOTE=LargeProf;5149057]Here are some reviews of Non-AMP providers that provide a HE.

Ellen - [URL]https://www.adultlook.com/p/2913858[/URL].

She sounds very exotic over the phone. Her incall is on Semoran in a decent apartment complex. As soon as she opened the door. I said WTF. She is hunched back. She can barely walk. I told her no thanks.

Pamela - [URL]https://www.adultlook.com/p/295507[/URL].

Pamela is a beautiful older GILF. Very nice woman. Intelligent. She has been reviewed on here. She provides a great therapeutic massage. Her incall is in Winter Park. I would recommend.

Ebony Nuru Queen - [URL]https://adultsearch.com/florida/orlando/body-rubs/1586795[/URL].

She is in her 30's. Her body is very very very very thick. She does the massage in a garage in her townhouse. Her place is on Kirkman. She is super clean. She starts off with a ten minute table massage. Then she directs you to an air mattress. Her body is AMAZING. Artificial but amazing. She did feel like she was rushing me. I would recommend if you have money to spend and want a great time. I think she is kind a expensive. But that is subjective. She doesn't have a shower but she has a bucket and she sprays you with alcohol to remove the oil.

Mz. Aura - [URL]https://adultsearch.com/florida/orlando/body-rubs/2068572[/URL].

Aura personality is great. She has a nice natural body. As stated in the past by others. Her incall is too far. Way too far. She conducts her services in a garage as well. Tell her to warm up the garage prior to your session. She gives an amazing 30 minute massage. Then she directs you to an air mattress. I would recommend. And her prices are more fair than Ebony Nuru Queen.

Karen - [URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/37337/[/URL].

Just stay away from her. LOL.

Rosie - [URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/36372/[/URL].

She is an older Latina provider. She probably won't offer anything on your first visit. But you can leave happy on the next trip. She gives a decent massage. She has an artificial ass and tits. I would recommend if your options are low that day. She is located in Dr. Phillips.[/QUOTE]Nice job on this summary, professor. I can vouch for 80% of this, good (Pamela, Rosie) and bad (Ellen, Karen) -- the rest I do not know.

For those who like an experienced woman, Pamela is extraordinary. And, since this review went out, she's booking like crazy, she said. She thinks she won the lottery. So the line for her is getting longer, fellas, and she only does 2 or 3 a day. The professor is dead-on: she provides a damn solid therapeutic massage, and will go as deep as you like. She abides roaming, and after the first visit you'll get to see the goods. She's great at taking direction, will do whatever you want within reason.

For those who need young guns, excellent. More for us aficionados.

I completely agree with both posts.

For the money you can't go wrong with Pamela. Yes, she is older but also so much more experienced and a complete massage. Your mileage does go up with each visit and level of her comfort with you. Ellen was ok if you are desperate.

Karen is completely legit, no mileage at all.

[QUOTE=Opus1984;5158518]Nice job on this summary, professor. I can vouch for 80% of this, good (Pamela, Rosie) and bad (Ellen, Karen) -- the rest I do not know.

For those who like an experienced woman, Pamela is extraordinary. And, since this review went out, she's booking like crazy, she said. She thinks she won the lottery. So the line for her is getting longer, fellas, and she only does 2 or 3 a day. The professor is dead-on: she provides a damn solid therapeutic massage, and will go as deep as you like. She abides roaming, and after the first visit you'll get to see the goods. She's great at taking direction, will do whatever you want within reason.

For those who need young guns, excellent. More for us aficionados.[/QUOTE].

Well well well.

I was driving on my way to kings landing, when I thought to experiment a little and try something else. My quest for an exotic Indian massage / escort service had led me earlier to Lalini. I decided to try her and texted her. Comms.

We're good and I decided to visit her instead.

Location: pretty safe incall. The house was a bit tough to find. Make sure you don't pull into the wrong drive way.

Experience: below average. She put up some hymns and told me to disrobe. The massage she offered was ok. She told me to disrobe and lie face down following which sprayed some "air freshener" . Then she told me to get on all fours (exciting right) and did nothing. She just massages my legs. On the flip she massage my arms and legs and that's it. That's how I spent my 120 roses. She looks attractive though.

Do let me know if any one of you have had any luck. The website is divinemassage dot com. Name: Lalini.

[QUOTE=Ballsagna;5157781][URL]https://orlando.rubratings.com/195544[/URL]

I was in the Kirkman area and decided to check out Blue Moon Spa formerly known as 88 Spa. It is on Kirkman on the second floor of the commercial building where Junior Colombian Burger is located.

This place advertises that it is under new management so I pulled the trigger. I called ahead and mamasan sounds like an older lady but said younger girls are there. Cute girl named Jojo came to reception as I arrived and took me back for the TS. Jojo is cute, probably in her 30's (she said she was 26), nice body and lots of tattoos. Paid $80 for the hour massage. During the table shower she got playful and cleaning the right spots and asked what I was looking for. I told her handshake is good, and she said lets go back to the room, but I requested an initial shake in the TS which she complied with. I told her I wanted one in the TS and then another later for the massage. After drying me up and getting back to the room, she then asked for a tip upfront. I told her I would give her the tip after we finish the massage and she insisted about the tip upfront. She is cute and I thought we were are the same page about the 2 handshakes so I gave her 60 tip since she said the tip was supposed to be paid prior.

She does give a good deep massage in all honesty. She even gets on the table and sits on you and really digs in. I felt her legs and then she says that if I get to touch her, then she gets to touch me. No problem. After some massage she asks if I want everything and that she is tight and sweet, to which I replied no and that just a handshake is good for me. Of course, she then wants another tip. I advised her that the 60 tip was to cover 2 handshakes and she disagreed. At that point I am annoyed and she sees this and then offers a second handshake for a discounted rate. I again mentioned that the 60 was for both, but she didn't agree. So she just continued a really good massage and that was it.

It was a good massage and she looks like fun for those interested in FS; however, I cannot attest to performance in that regard. She is a hustler though (aren't they all). I just was annoyed about the expectations and the tip. That said, I will not go back to see her.[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear that. They used to be called Avalon 88. I stop going there a long time ago.

There are better options here in Orlando. For example: Asians (New Day, King & MC) & Latinas (BO).

[QUOTE=Ballsagna;5157781][URL]https://orlando.rubratings.com/195544[/URL]

I was in the Kirkman area and decided to check out Blue Moon Spa formerly known as 88 Spa. It is on Kirkman on the second floor of the commercial building where Junior Colombian Burger is located.

This place advertises that it is under new management so I pulled the trigger. I called ahead and mamasan sounds like an older lady but said younger girls are there. Cute girl named Jojo came to reception as I arrived and took me back for the TS. Jojo is cute, probably in her 30's (she said she was 26), nice body and lots of tattoos. Paid $80 for the hour massage. During the table shower she got playful and cleaning the right spots and asked what I was looking for. I told her handshake is good, and she said lets go back to the room, but I requested an initial shake in the TS which she complied with. I told her I wanted one in the TS and then another later for the massage. After drying me up and getting back to the room, she then asked for a tip upfront. I told her I would give her the tip after we finish the massage and she insisted about the tip upfront. She is cute and I thought we were are the same page about the 2 handshakes so I gave her 60 tip since she said the tip was supposed to be paid prior.

She does give a good deep massage in all honesty. She even gets on the table and sits on you and really digs in. I felt her legs and then she says that if I get to touch her, then she gets to touch me. No problem. After some massage she asks if I want everything and that she is tight and sweet, to which I replied no and that just a handshake is good for me. Of course, she then wants another tip. I advised her that the 60 tip was to cover 2 handshakes and she disagreed. At that point I am annoyed and she sees this and then offers a second handshake for a discounted rate. I again mentioned that the 60 was for both, but she didn't agree. So she just continued a really good massage and that was it.

It was a good massage and she looks like fun for those interested in FS; however, I cannot attest to performance in that regard. She is a hustler though (aren't they all). I just was annoyed about the expectations and the tip. That said, I will not go back to see her.[/QUOTE]I was wondering if that place was new it's right by you massage I was going to take the plunge next time and this whole getting to bust in a session is it new I been on this site for years and doing parlors for years probably went to all the old ones and I just recently started getting a second round now. I have to admit last year I'm sure like a lot of you I just opted out of going for most of the year so maybe I'm just used to the old ways but two pops is a way to get return business I'll tell you that.

[QUOTE=Orlo69;5157831]Your absolutely Correct, Scar is no longer an escort or UTR. Scar is a Rub Girl like many other rub girls YMMV. She has different level of service and depending on the person she is seeing she will decide what services she will offer him. I actually know of a couple of providers that everyone says they don't offer full service, but I have actually had full service with them and was informed by those providers that they don't offer it to just anyone, they asked me to please keep it between us. So yes YMMV with all these girls.

Stay safe.

Orlo69.[/QUOTE]She really is fantastic. So curvaceous. Beautiful smile. Gorgeous. Even her hair is beautiful. Very clean and takes the time to prepare herself and her outfit. I will repeat.

Gene.

[QUOTE=RonyBoy;5158623]Well well well.

I was driving on my way to kings landing, when I thought to experiment a little and try something else. My quest for an exotic Indian massage / escort service had led me earlier to Lalini. I decided to try her and texted her. Comms.

We're good and I decided to visit her instead.

Location: pretty safe incall. The house was a bit tough to find. Make sure you don't pull into the wrong drive way.

Experience: below average. She put up some hymns and told me to disrobe. The massage she offered was ok. She told me to disrobe and lie face down following which sprayed some "air freshener" . Then she told me to get on all fours (exciting right) and did nothing. She just massages my legs. On the flip she massage my arms and legs and that's it. That's how I spent my 120 roses. She looks attractive though.

Do let me know if any one of you have had any luck. The website is divinemassage dot com. Name: Lalini.[/QUOTE]Correction.

Www. Thedivinemassage dot com.

A couple of months ago, I did some research on Lalini. And my spidey senses concluded that I was about to throw away some dollars.

The whole gimmick is genius from the provider's point of view.

I knew it was a scam.

I'm sorry that you wasted your time and money.

There is a sizeable portion of these women that get off on taking money like this.

[QUOTE=Gene2;5158899]She really is fantastic. So curvaceous. Beautiful smile. Gorgeous. Even her hair is beautiful. Very clean and takes the time to prepare herself and her outfit. I will repeat.

Gene.[/QUOTE]Well she has found her niche. Good for her.

I have never had an opportunity to see her. Our schedules never aligned.

However IMO, at this time she charges too much for a 1 hour massage session. She looks gorgeous. I don't doubt that she is lovely. But a line has to be drawn for 1 hour that ends in an HE.

[QUOTE=LargeProf;5157072][URL]https://orlando.rubratings.com/173578[/URL]

Her usual incall is in Sanford. However I saw her in an incall in Orlando.

Physically her body is out of this world. Artificial ass and tits. But I don't mind that.

If she give a damn she would be one of the best.

She is over priced. She thinks too highly over self in terms of services.

She wants you out of there and she wants to do nothing. The experience was a let down. Because her body is out of this world.

I would not repeat. And I didn't repeat.

I really don't understand the general psyche of these providers. Their job isn't rocket science. Just do the job and keep it moving.[/QUOTE]I've been following her on snap for months now, agreed the body is amazing but with ever review I've seen, I'll never be seeing her unless her rates are stupid reasonable. Does she even do BBBJ? Or just HJ.

[QUOTE=Plex10;5159112]I've been following her on snap for months now, agreed the body is amazing but with ever review I've seen, I'll never be seeing her unless her rates are stupid reasonable. Does she even do BBBJ? Or just HJ.[/QUOTE]Not sure about the BBBJ. Cause stuff like that don't interest me.

She does the HJ. But the ambiance sucks. Her attitude is off.