Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Christophe1; 1567317]The house fee goes to pay initial construction build out, rent, electricity, water, advertising, licenses, management, CPA, and taxes just like any other business. The therapists tip mamma and pay a few bucks for food and pocket the rest. From what I heard they're more than a few parlors that are barely covering bills if not underwater. 5 years ago you would have to pay 100k or more for such a business, now they're going for next to nothing.

In 1992 I would pay a pleasant girl of the avenue $ to spend a half hour of time. Gas was 89 cents. Now, similar girls are asking for. 4 to. 6 and gas hovers in the. 04 range. Something is certainly amidst.[/QUOTE]When you figure in inflation, we are getting it cheeper today then in the 80.

-s;. Then it was 20 at the door, and 20-30 tip for R&T with a lot of play. Now usualyy forty and forty, but not quite as much play.

Same with FS, it used to be 80-100, now its still 80-100, may be 120 for a little more looks.

Your math on the house take it about right.

The sunshine across from CS in lakeforest? They gave good massages but the 4-5 times I've tried that place, I got nothing.

Unless times have changed.

[QUOTE=DroidJunkie;1566444]I guess that it is sunshine spa, never been there, but sounds like maybe I should check it out.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Milcanjose;1567206]So when I first started um. You know visiting these great Massage Parlors, they were all $40 for a half hour. Everywhere from Skypark to Garden Grove, all of them $40 for half hour. But now eveywhere I try it is $50 for hh. I don't get it, when did this become the norm? Shouldn't they have a cheaper door rate so we tip the girl more? Between the gas prices and the door prices, I can't afford to play anymore (at least as much as I like to be)! Damn.[/QUOTE]There's a place near Chapman & Beach Blvd near Home Depot, next to China Buffet. They are $30 half hour before 7 PM.

If we are talking about the places on Alicia Pkwy, then those are Laguna Hills.

Could the original poster let us know the actual name of the place along with the proper city, assuming the city isn't correct?

[QUOTE=Greenhornet57; 1567439]The sunshine across from CS in lakeforest? They gave good massages but the 4-5 times I've tried that place, I got nothing.

Unless times have changed.[/QUOTE]

I can confirm the SS in Lake Forest (near Foothill Ranch) does sometimes give a HE. I have been 4 times, the first 2 visits nothing but subtle hints (you need to take the initiative.) 3rd and 4th time I took more initiative and was rewarded. Standard tip. Some of the girls are decent looking although most are older. Also, hands are allowed to roam more than at the Sunshine in Laguna.

Shot in the dark here, but what the hell. I have recently come across a $50 spafinder gift card and I'm wondering if anyone here knows any spa's in the area that will accept the gift card and give a HE (HJ)? I noticed that Lake Forest BodyCentre is on the list of accepted locations but I haven't been there in years and don't know if they still offer anything.

[QUOTE=Stockholm;1532385]Was in the mood for some different flavours and went to check out Paradise Day Spa on GG Blvd near Beach Blvd. Met a hot brunette with braces, she was awesome. I didn't get her name but I will go back this weekend for seconds & will find out. Also noticed that they are moving pretty soon to a new location on Magnolia & Lampson. The sign seems to be up already but not open yet.[/QUOTE]Went to Lampson & Magnolia earlier this week. I met "Kelly" a lovely & sweet slender & shapely Latina with light brown hair & braces. She seems to be in her early to mid 20's. Very sweet, well dressed & classy little lady. I was pretty happy.

[QUOTE=V Bruin;1568735]Shot in the dark here, but what the hell. I have recently come across a $50 spafinder gift card and I'm wondering if anyone here knows any spa's in the area that will accept the gift card and give a HE (HJ)? I noticed that Lake Forest BodyCentre is on the list of accepted locations but I haven't been there in years and don't know if they still offer anything.[/QUOTE]The lake forest body center near city hall is totally legit, the el toro lake forest body center got shut down by the OC Sheriff & Lake Forest City Council to the tune of $875,000.

In my experience, the use of a coupon or gift certificate always results in the girls fighting over who doesn't want to massage this guy. They will cut you short too. But just get your legit massage at body center but forget the HE.

Reviewed the latest Adult Arrest Log at IRPD site:

[url]http://www.cityofirvine.org/civica/filebank/blobdload.asp?BlobID=8941[/url]

A couple of the defendants that we have talked about also appear in this log. The dates overlap with the last log IRPD published.

Looks like 18023 Sky Park also got popped. Couldn't find the case in OCcourts. Org Looks like the Latina girl got popped twice at the Technology Drive location. I actually saw her in court plead non-guilty. She was with a hispanic male companion, assuming boyfriend. She looked not hot, but alright.

There are also a couple of busts in Apartments, one on Wycliff and another on Saint Vincent.

Saint Vincent case is 12HM12605.

The john got popped for:

653. 22 (a) PC M Loiter to commit prostitution.

She got:

647 (be) PC M Engage and agree to engage in prostitution.

So, guessing Irvine isn't done cleaning up

Went to this newly opened MP in Garden Grove on Knott and Lampson. I thought I'd give it a shot and at worst come out with a good massage. I walked in and it was set up with private rooms so I figured that was a good sign. A Vietnamese lady in her mid 40's comes out and I figure ok I'll try a half hour massage. She asked for $25 and while I was pulling the money out I hear her saying something in Vietnamese and out from behind the curtains a boy probably around the age of 12 pops out and takes my money and puts it in the register. At this point I pretty much realize this is going to be a totally legit deal. The massage was amazing though. She worked out some kinks I had in the muscles but not once teased or got anywhere close to the goods. Feel free to try the place if you want a good legit massage but definitely no need for anyone else to TOFTT.

-Woodyee

[QUOTE=Oc Amper; 1568972]Reviewed the latest Adult Arrest Log at IRPD site:

[url]http://www.cityofirvine.org/civica/filebank/blobdload.asp?BlobID=8941[/url]

A couple of the defendants that we have talked about also appear in this log. The dates overlap with the last log IRPD published.

Looks like 18023 Sky Park also got popped. Couldn't find the case in OCcourts. Org Looks like the Latina girl got popped twice at the Technology Drive location. I actually saw her in court plead non-guilty. She was with a hispanic male companion, assuming boyfriend. She looked not hot, but alright.

There are also a couple of busts in Apartments, one on Wycliff and another on Saint Vincent.

Saint Vincent case is 12HM12605.

The john got popped for:

653. 22 (a) PC M Loiter to commit prostitution.

She got:

647 (be) PC M Engage and agree to engage in prostitution.

So, guessing Irvine isn't done cleaning up[/QUOTE]Does it say where they sting / arrests come from? Neighbor complaints, backpage sting. Etc. Just finding out places to avoid.

[QUOTE=WoodYee; 1569006]Went to this newly opened MP in Garden Grove on Knott and Lampson. I thought I'd give it a shot and at worst come out with a good massage. I walked in and it was set up with private rooms so I figured that was a good sign. A Vietnamese lady in her mid 40's comes out and I figure ok I'll try a half hour massage. She asked for $25 and while I was pulling the money out I hear her saying something in Vietnamese and out from behind the curtains a boy probably around the age of 12 pops out and takes my money and puts it in the register. At this point I pretty much realize this is going to be a totally legit deal. The massage was amazing though. She worked out some kinks I had in the muscles but not once teased or got anywhere close to the goods.

-Woodyee[/QUOTE]Considering your past record of conduct in New York, Wood-Yi, I am glad a 12 year old girl did not emerge from behind the curtains to take your fee. Ya perv.

So I finally got there and it is pretty much the same as the older train station as I knew it two years ago. Everything depends on the SP and your rapport with her, but the newer Technology, now out of business and in the courts, was working better for me. But then I had invested time and money and good will into it. Customer relations work both ways. I am just starting this relationship out and will be going back for more.

Everyone take note that they are probably working more on the old train station model as opposed to that which led to the demise of the nearby now historic site on Technology, in other words running uninterrupted BP ads with flagrant addresses. In other words the operators of the new train station want to be as UTR as they can.

In these matters as in all commerce I prefer having long-term and reliable relationships, so I shall be respecting their business model, especially since I share OCAmp's gut feeling that Irvine LE is on a new mission. (But if we are to believe what is in BP everyday, LE may not be able to control thr air space as much as they would like.)

[QUOTE=Fistfirst;1565513]I was a little leery of a set-up because of what happened recently in the neighborhood but the phone, a cellphone registered in Newport Beach, has been used for this of thing before. And the mispelled cross street also points to a real business. If I can get time this week, I'll check it out and report.[/QUOTE]

Breakdown AMP hh (30 Min) :

C-AMP 20 & up

V-AMP 40 & up hourly may not be available.

L-AMP 40 & up hourly may not be available.

K-AMP 50 & up hourly may not be available.

Some do accept offer 10 discount in ads not sure it it applies to hh as rules vary.

The 50 for hh as you indicate is more so in K-place. Some have a 10 discount in an ad!

Foot massage place charge is $10 & up per hour. Rough hands is the norm.

[QUOTE=Milcanjose;1567206]So when I first started um. You know visiting these great Massage Parlors, they were all $40 for a half hour. Everywhere from Skypark to Garden Grove, all of them $40 for half hour. But now eveywhere I try it is $50 for hh. I don't get it, when did this become the norm? Shouldn't they have a cheaper door rate so we tip the girl more? Between the gas prices and the door prices, I can't afford to play anymore (at least as much as I like to be)! Damn.[/QUOTE]

Been there twice and hit pay dirt both times. Nothing special. Mostly older gal. Saw cici and jean. PM for more intel if anyone knows of other talents there.

[QUOTE=Ketur690;1568349]I can confirm the SS in Lake Forest (near Foothill Ranch) does sometimes give a HE. I have been 4 times, the first 2 visits nothing but subtle hints (you need to take the initiative.) 3rd and 4th time I took more initiative and was rewarded. Standard tip. Some of the girls are decent looking although most are older. Also, hands are allowed to roam more than at the Sunshine in Laguna.[/QUOTE]

The PPS at the Elegant skin place texted me sayin there's a new girl. I thought she was white. But I heard her speak what I assume was Vietnamese to the other girl. Turns out she is half Caucasian. Fluent in English like a native. Had fun with her huge milk juggs & enjoyed a relaxing oral session.

I always want to try out these massage places but I don't want to take my shirt off because I'm insecure about my body but I'm willing to take off my briefs. Can I get these girls go straight to the point with my shirt on and no massage?

[QUOTE=CoolDude714;1573960]I always want to try out these massage places but I don't want to take my shirt off because I'm insecure about my body but I'm willing to take off my briefs. Can I get these girls go straight to the point with my shirt on and no massage?[/QUOTE]I am pretty sure that wold be an emphatic "NO".

[QUOTE=CoolDude714;1573960]I always want to try out these massage places but I don't want to take my shirt off because I'm insecure about my body but I'm willing to take off my briefs. Can I get these girls go straight to the point with my shirt on and no massage?[/QUOTE]These girls have seen it all, and done it all. A 40 something Asian MILF at an AMP has seen thousands of guys naked. You are not something special to them, just another 40 tip waiting to cum in their hands.

Just go in, lie down naked and think pleasant thoughts. If you keep your shirt on, knickers off, they will think you very strange man. At AMP's, where they do a massage they think would be weird to keep your shirt. At the AMP's wihch are FS, yes, you could keep your shirt on, but they might think you have something to hide like a rash or worse.

The quickie 5 min is all to common at the FS places if that's what you want. I would start at the AMP massage place first.

You could do the SW thing, but the risks are great and require a bit more experience then you say you have not to get burned.

Good luck and tell us about your experience.

I was in need for a hardcore fuck. Not ready for a GFE. No amount of galic can repel my breath at the moment. My messanging system crashed and left me with the 1st phone number I dropped down on my list.

It is surprising easy to find and the most anonymous MP I have ever visited. When I was up there, I prayed that mamasan isn't going to come in to massage me. I just picked a few numbers I haven't tried from BP. She didn't.

I was lying on the massage table totally naked, watching my erection on the table side mirror.

Incoming was an A-list Girl Generation! In a tinker bell type stripless tight short dress. My nakedness and erection didn't bother her a bit.

Of course I have seen real A-list in MP's before. She was 19. This one is much older. I started examining her given the chance to gauge how old she is, and trying to discover any flaws that would turn me off if I return next time. I can't find anything. The place is dim but really isn't that dark. She has her neck length hair split in the middle in front. Those hair covers part of her face all the time, one way or the other, standing up, blowing, and lying flat down on bed. Together with her makeup, she is quite good looking. And she looks good in her Girl Generation outfit.

Being Korean, she has stronger than normal galic odour. But it was exactly lunch time. And that was just enough to balance my breath. Being Korean, she knows all the right moves. But surprisingly, I felt her teeth while she was blowing me. Maybe she really has a small opening at her mouth, maybe my medication works too well, maybe she's new (at her age?). Big fat girls give the best blow job. They need it.

She can't tame my beast on top of me. So she unmounted and tell me to get on top. I turned her sideways on the table and entered. I stood up, squeezed her boobs with one hand or both hands or with one hand and my mouth, and penetrate deep into her deepest part of her pussy, and then pull completely out to feel her muscle at her door. She has responsive nipples. She still has boob job scars. A newly repackaged item?

[QUOTE=CoolDude714;1573960]I always want to try out these massage places but I don't want to take my shirt off because I'm insecure about my body but I'm willing to take off my briefs. Can I get these girls go straight to the point with my shirt on and no massage?[/QUOTE]I would agree that veteran providers have seen it all. I dated a girl who worked as a legit provider at a shady MP. She had lots of crazy stories. So keeping your shirt on would be at the bottom of the weird scale. I wouldn't sweat it. That said, taking your shirt off to expose your less-than-perfect body, would be less weird. Remember, they've seen it all. Most rooms have dimmer switch on the light, so just turn it a little lower.

Since you state that you're a "virgin," what's your goal here? A HJ or FS? You might also consider one of the "in-call" providers from Backpage, Craigslist, CL. You may (or may not) feel a little more comfortable in that type of situation. Good luck.

But I don't want to take my shirt off because I have alot of acne scars and stretch marks back in my teen years. I feel I would be alot more comfortable with a shirt on. You think a LMP wouldn't think much having my shirt on? Because I'm more of a latina type of guy and I've been reading the post on here that latinas are more pleasant than AMP.

Perhaps I can hit up the dirty bird? But I heard its a great risk getting herpes there.

[QUOTE=Twjox;1562425]Just struck out with this spot despite its great reviews. What's up with this spot?[/QUOTE]Go on the weekends and ask for lara (laura). This was the first place I ever went to. I also saw tina there durning the week and got a decent HJ. Tina did not look as good (still not bad though) as lara, she was also not as skilled. I think it was. 50 for an hour and then. 40 for the HE.

So you are 25 and still haven't had sex right? That is not an issue-I didn't even have a blow job until I was 28! Without project too much, it sounds to me like you are an overweight guy. Well, you can lose weight. By not eating late at night and exercising regularly and eating less meat, I've lost 20 pounds or so in the past two months.

Not trying to hate. But I guarantee that if your first time is with a girl you ended up with because of your own game or by random drunkeness by being in th wrong place at the right time, it will be something you can look back and relish / laugh about in your older years. There is no mandatory age limit on working girl mongering, but a fellow your age ideally should be gaining experience with civvies.

Just my 2 centavos,

Cinco Rios.

[QUOTE=CoolDude714;1573960]I always want to try out these massage places but I don't want to take my shirt off because I'm insecure about my body but I'm willing to take off my briefs. Can I get these girls go straight to the point with my shirt on and no massage?[/QUOTE]

Oh no no I'm not really overweight. I'm just a 5'9 feet type of guy that is a little chubby. I do hit the gym like 3 or 4 days a week lifting weights. I'm just really insecure about my body because of really bad acne scars. I'm afraid if a girl I really like sees it, she might be gross out and leave me and probably tell her friends then everyone will know my secret. I don't want that to happen thats why I wanted to try out the LMP.

[QUOTE=CoolDude714;1575257]Oh no no I'm not really overweight. I'm just a 5'9 feet type of guy that is a little chubby. I do hit the gym like 3 or 4 days a week lifting weights. I'm just really insecure about my body because of really bad acne scars. I'm afraid if a girl I really like sees it, she might be gross out and leave me and probably tell her friends then everyone will know my secret. I don't want that to happen thats why I wanted to try out the LMP.[/QUOTE]Your insecurity is understandable.

Just want to offer a couple of pointers, so that you don't read more into the situation, based on your insecurity.

I don't believe it is uncommon for the girls to turn their head to the side, so they are not looking directly at their customer. It is also not uncommon for them to close their eyes while you enjoy yourself.

These are not uncommon, so should it happen to you, don't just assumed they are somehow judging you, it is simply what they do for many if not each of their customers.

[QUOTE=Cinco Rios; 1574931]So you are 25 and still haven't had sex right? That is not an issue-I didn't even have a blow job until I was 28! Without project too much, it sounds to me like you are an overweight guy. Well, you can lose weight. By not eating late at night and exercising regularly and eating less meat, I've lost 20 pounds or so in the past two months.

Not trying to hate. But I guarantee that if your first time is with a girl you ended up with because of your own game or by random drunkeness by being in th wrong place at the right time, it will be something you can look back and relish / laugh about in your older years. There is no mandatory age limit on working girl mongering, but a fellow your age ideally should be gaining experience with civvies.

Just my 2 centavos,

Cinco Rios.[/QUOTE]Some other tricks that work great:

- Drink a glass of water every morning, and BEFORE EVERY MEAL! Water helps fill you up, and has a ton of other "hidden" benefits (better bowel movements, helps skin, replenishes cells that are water starved from salty fast-food diets).

- Drastically cut out the soda! Soda has so many carbs and sugars. Don't drink diet soda as a substitute. Studies show diet drinks don't really work. People have lost over 15lbs in one month just from cutting out soda. Crazy, huh?

- Less portions throughout the day vs. 2-3 huge meals. If you don't eat breakfast, DRINK A GLASS OF WATER AND HAVE AT LEAST SOMETHING (an apple or a banana, or almonds). Helps increase metabolism.

- Working out and exercising is also very beneficial. Mix aerobic exercise (treadmill, jogging, elliptical, stair climbing, etc.) with weight lifting with anaerobic (weight lifting). Weight lifting increases metabolism, and always proves much better than just aerobic exercise alone.

Keep in mind while working out you are gaining muscle mass too, so even if you aren't dropping pounds you are dropping size. Losing weight is probably 65% diet and 35% exercise. Keep up the good work, and shoot for realistic goals.

It was Saturday nite after dinnertime with some knuckleheads from work. I didn't want to go home & resign myself to pathetic Saturday nite in front of the TV. It was 9:30; United on Katella was closed, so I Visited Elegant Skin on GG Blvd & Magnolia and had a fun session with "Tracy." She is a thin VN MILF with a nice tight bottom & lovely chest. She seems around 32-40ish but she has a thin shapely figure. I didn't mind the cigarette she just put out. Had a good session because of her smile & nice attitude.

I usually like to get "May" a young, petite, soft little cutie who usually wears little dresses and heels. May looks like she still has her baby fat; she's not really chubby or anything, but she just has very tender skin & a youthful sweet look & pretty face. I asked about her but was told she moved on to another shop. Was just wondering if anybody has heard of where May went to work.

[QUOTE=CoolDude714;1575257]Oh no no I'm not really overweight. I'm just a 5'9 feet type of guy that is a little chubby. I do hit the gym like 3 or 4 days a week lifting weights. I'm just really insecure about my body because of really bad acne scars. I'm afraid if a girl I really like sees it, she might be gross out and leave me and probably tell her friends then everyone will know my secret. I don't want that to happen thats why I wanted to try out the LMP.[/QUOTE]A provider doesn't care what you look like or about acne scars. They are working girls. As long as you pay them they will do their jobs. As someone else stated most don't even look down while jerking a customer off.

As for a regular girl don't worry about your acne scars. First off, no one is perfect. It's natural for a woman to have cellulite and stretch marks (even if they never had a kid). So in comparison you shouldn't be too worried about your acne scars. Plus, women are generally more forgiving of a man's short comings than a man is to woman's physical flaws. Most women can over look a man being over weight, smelly, bald, too hairy just because of the person he is on the inside or by how he treats her. Us men can be a bit more unforgiving and judgmental of how a woman looks.

[QUOTE=CoolDude714;1574739]Perhaps I can hit up the dirty bird? But I heard its a great risk getting herpes there.[/QUOTE]

Stay away from SW and stripclubs for your first time- You are way over thinking this.

If you have 150 to spend, PM me and tell me what you want, HJ or FS in what area and I will give you a recommendation or send you to someone in that area. Its no difference if the girl is Asian or Latina, just choose what you want. Its all a fantasy. Don't think, just relax, get excited and relax. FS is 150, hj is 80-120 depending on time and service and how much exploring of her body you want to do.

[QUOTE=TrollieStroll;1561951]Heard about this place from a friend so decided to make the drive up. It's located in La habra and relatively isolated with very little business and crowd around it. .[/QUOTE]I tried it a week or two ago. I started by putting $ on the table. In came Shirley, same age range as yours. She took the vigorous approach, not the sensuous approach that I prefer, but that's a matter of personal taste. I was out in well under 20 minutes, a little unsettling, but she sure threw herself into it. One surprising thing is that instead of water you can get a cold soft drink at the end instead, first time I've seen that.

Lift Her Up

[QUOTE=CoolDude714;1575257]Oh no no I'm not really overweight. I'm just a 5'9 feet type of guy that is a little chubby. I do hit the gym like 3 or 4 days a week lifting weights. I'm just really insecure about my body because of really bad acne scars. I'm afraid if a girl I really like sees it, she might be gross out and leave me and probably tell her friends then everyone will know my secret. I don't want that to happen thats why I wanted to try out the LMP.[/QUOTE]If the acne scars are impacting your self confidence and social life to such extent, then perhaps you should save your money for laser acne scar treatment.

In my younger days I was insecure about my teeth, and ended up spending quite a bit to get 20 of them capped with ceramic crowns for the perfect smile. After that I gradually became more social and got a GF within couple of years.

You should not worry about MP providers being bothered with your acne. Their job is to get you off and collect your cash. If you're a virgin or inexperienced, it's good to find someone who is more experienced to show you things. That way, when you get a GF, you'd have the experience and confidence to take charge in bed.

Can we get back to the topic at large. MASSAGE GIRLS! ? I'm getting turned off by all this talk about some fat fuck with fucking acne. Shit.

Went to Tomii in Anaheim. 100% legit. Great Massage. However. The therapist really worked my glutes which got Jr's motor running and wanting more. Despite him standing at full attention in the flip, no hint of anything.

Can anyone recommend a place that gives a great ass rub?

Sorry Newbie if we're wasting your valuable time.

[QUOTE=AstroSlide; 1576967]Can we get back to the topic at large. MASSAGE GIRLS! ? I'm getting turned off by all this talk about some fat fuck with fucking acne. Shit.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HeadLuvr69; 1576450]Some other tricks that work great:

- Drink a glass of water every morning, and BEFORE EVERY MEAL! Water helps fill you up, and has a ton of other "hidden" benefits (better bowel movements, helps skin, replenishes cells that are water starved from salty fast-food diets).

- Drastically cut out the soda! .[/QUOTE]In addition to the above, what's helped me a lot is to get rid of the refined flower: no or almost no white flower (white bread, eat the hamburger with little or none of the bun).

Just my 2c.

Lift Her Up

I think keeping one's shirt on during a massage session will make the provider paranoid. She might think the monger is uc, concealing a wire. Any unusual customer will arouse unwarranted suspicion.

But we have to realize these girls have experienced search & seizure at their place of work many times. They know the prelude to a raid is that one weird customer who did something out of the ordinary.

If I wanted to keep my shirt on, I would go to a good reputable place, however, I would not demand or expect HE. If it happens, it happens. If not. Never press the issue.

[QUOTE=AstroSlide;1576967]Can we get back to the topic at large. MASSAGE GIRLS! ? I'm getting turned off by all this talk about some fat fuck with fucking acne. Shit.[/QUOTE]can't stop talking about it until some pics are posted. Put up or shut up lets go.

Just don't get a blind girl.

Been visiting Kay a CS about once a month for the quite a few months for her well documented service. Anyway, called last week for an appointment and was told "Kay no longer work here."

Any info on where she went would be appreciated.