Long time lurker first time poster
I had the craziest dream the other night. I was driving around lunchtime. I stopped in at a MP which I have passed many times before. I walked in an a young asian girl was behind the desk. Maybe a 6. I decide to get a 30 minute massage. As we are walking to the room, I spot a latina girl down the hall. I tell the asian girl that I want to see her. The switch is made. She comes in wearing a tshirt and sweats. Nice mexican / puerto rican girl. I'm face down on the table and I can see the well manicured toes of this girl. We engage in small talk (have you been here before, etc.). I find out that this girl has been in the business for 2 years but this is her first day at this location. I start to rub her legs as she massages me. I finally flip over. She totally gives it to me straight.50 for happy, $ for topless and $50 for nude. It was really weird because I had this moment of hesitation. Don't want to meet leo on this journey. But I figure what the hell. I go for the whole enchilada. I sit up, she straddles me, there is groping going on everywhere. She then has me lie down, she jumps on the table and it is a sloppy DATY session with lots of hand play while she took care of junior. Then, it was done. Cleaned up, gave her my number we've texted a few times. She only works onday and Tuesday. The other girls are hating on her and she has to wear those sweats / tshirt. Hope to repeat again and again.
The internet is your friend
I am venturing to say that you can look up criminal statutes online. I have no idea what it is for the prostitute herself. From my past experiences, providers have asked to smoke certain substances in my vehicle of which I utterly rejected. I am venturing to say that many that get popped have other incriminating stuff on them unless they ditch it in the vehicle in which case the driver can get busted as well. If you are the client and have a clean record, you can usually get court supervision, at least from my experiences. I am no stranger to handcuffs and have been arrested a plethora of times, however, I have yet to ever get a conviction for anything. I have always been put on court supervision and simply walked the straight and narrow until the time for it lapsed. For some crimes, if you have a decent lawyer, the criminal statute can be lessened. A friend of mine was charged with a dui, however, his lawyer was able to get him a charge of reckless driving or reckless conduct (I don't remember which) and he got court supervision for it. I feel that much of it has to do with your demeanor and how you present yourself in court. I have seen a bunch of people in court that come in greasy sweatpants and torn t shirts. While I'm no judge, I can't help but think that most judges would take that as a sign of disrespect to both themselves and the court room. Either way, I don't think that many judges will take sympathy on a prostitute, where as they might for a person who is a productive member of society who happened to be caught doing something bad without a previous record of doing so. Best of luck to your friend.
[QUOTE=Deizel5;1291422]Quick somewhat unrelated question I'm asking for a friend. Prostitution in illinois is only a felony on the 2nd conviction right? In no case the first? I'm talking about specifically for the prostitute herself.[/QUOTE]
I don't think you are right.
[QUOTE=F Blaster;1291454]If you are really a long time lurker, then you know you overpaid.[/QUOTE]Here's what I thought. The price is consistent with what the tantra girls up on the north side charge for the same thing. And she was better looking than any girl I've ever seen in a MP and certainly better than 90% of the $.60 o'hare girls who can't speak english and are totally unenthused (there are some exceptions but very few). And I had the money.
They're overcharging, too
[QUOTE=BigDog16;1291650]Here's what I thought. The price is consistent with what the tantra girls up on the north side charge for the same thing. And she was better looking than any girl I've ever seen in a MP and certainly better than 90% of the $.60 o'hare girls who can't speak english and are totally unenthused (there are some exceptions but very few). And I had the money.[/QUOTE]If you can afford spending that kind of money and don't mind paying more than everyone else, good for you.
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[QUOTE=Deizel5;1291422]Quick somewhat unrelated question I'm asking for a friend. Prostitution in illinois is only a felony on the 2nd conviction right? In no case the first? I'm talking about specifically for the prostitute herself.[/QUOTE]You should tell your friend to get competent legal advice because this is a highly unreliable forum for legal advice. This is particularly the case now since the statutes were changed this past July. That said, it is easier for a prostitute to get charged with a felony even on a first arrest if the prostitute gets charged with more than one sex crimes offense. That isn't always all that hard to do.
As another posted commented, there are aggravating circumstances under which a first offense can pull a felony charge. It isn't the only circumstance and I underscore that the amended statutes also affect this.
Something to think about next time you "BYOC"
[QUOTE=Jefelici;1294398]Yep, this. I usually don't carry them with me. Kinda regretted not bringing one this time, but a fun time was still had.[/QUOTE]Let me make a comment about carrying condoms with you. A recent poster asked about the possibility of getting charged with a felony on a first arrest. My advice to anyone doing a BYOC move is that you put the condoms somewhere NOT ON YOUR PERSON. If the police raid the establishment upon determining that it is a place of prostitution, and you are caught with a pocket full of condoms, then you can get arrested and charged with "patronizing a prostitute". As of last July, that charge is now a felony.
Not to be too alarmist, though, because if it is a first time offense, you would almost certainly get "deferred prosecution", which is potentially a highly intrusive form of supervision where you would likely have to do stuff like community service and going to "john school" (where you sit and listen to lectures about the evils of prostitution and sex addiction). If you get through the period of "supervision" without any other offenses, then there is no further prosecution. But if you don't clear the period of "supervision", you could then be looking at a felony prosecution.
Just something to think about. As always, never rely upon comments made in this forum for legal advice and always seek the advice of an attorney.
Spa near tattoo parlor on Halsted. 26th
I read some previous posts from may about this place, and was curious if there have been any updates to their service. It is located around the corner from xindy. Next to a tattoo shop 2600 halsted.
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Chicago ave massage parlor
I have never gone to an mp but was driving past one on chicago ave. And an asian girl was outside on the phone. OMG, I will have to stop in because she was gourgeous and her body was to die for. However, I am thinking she is just put outside to advertise. I haven't seen many remarks about this place, anyone have a review?