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[QUOTE=Orlo69;4063412]Crystal contact me to let me know she was running a holiday special for USA members. An all inclusive vacation including a trip to the Greek isles at a special Price. I said he'll yeah! Incall was a nice safe location. I ran all over that body and sucked on those very nice nipples of hers. DFK, k9, lazy doggie, BBBJ, I flipped her over stuffed a couple of pillows under her and took my time visiting Greece. I can say I had an amazing time and trip! I don't know how long she will have this special.

Stay safe everyone.

Orlo69.[/QUOTE]Very good review with details. Thanks Orlo.

Pilot.

I'm sitting here still throbbing from the most mind blowing session I've ever had with Alex. I get to her incall spot very upscale and homey, the definition of GFE. The dream began with some of the most intense, slippery, tonsil touching BBBJ I've ever had by a provider. Tried to hold out but she gripped the boys even harder and pulled it out of me, felt like I lost a piece of my soul. She then resuscitated the champ lots and lots of slurping and spit, just the way daddy loves it. Junior was so hard by this time she couldn't wait to saddle up, and off I slipped into realm sleep as her animal instincts took over as she climaxed back to back. 20 minutes later I exploded so hard inside the rubber I thought it busted. We lay there panting looking deep into each other's souls with big smiles on our faces.

Any report on this Brazilian?

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So I seriously considered trying to reschedule my appointment this morning since my schedule today was getting tricky. But I'm very glad I didn't! First time seeing her and was very happy to see her pics are 100% accurate. Very easy communication and a great girl all around. Got myself comfortable and we eased into pleasantries. Didn't go for the massage but I've seen the rave reviews so we segued into a brief rub before the main event. The reviews are on point. Surprisingly strong hands and she can get after those tight spots. Opted for no oil just for practical reasons but I imagine a full oiled up session would be life changing. Back to business, ran through 3 or 4 positions before I popped. The prior reviews about her grip were not exaggerations. It was like a vice! Cleaned up and had a little more small talk before heading out. The entire thing was like meeting up with an old fling, less the covered main act which is a must for me anyway. 10's across the board!

Thanks for accommodating an early visit, doll. Hope your breakfast didn't get too cold.

EN.

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[QUOTE=WideAwake;4063054]I had the good fortune of falling fast asleep and had a wonderful dream of doing a double with Paige Sweetstuff and Jersey the other day, I left with my hair blown back! The set up and communication was easy and no issues on their end. We met at Jersey's incall and chatted for a couple of minutes before the fun started. What can I say about these two hotties? Both of them individually are VERY good at what they do and together. I was living the life of hedonism!

It was 40 minutes of an extremely hot time with these 2 working getting together and then working me over. I left with my legs wobbly. Highly recommend you check them out while still available. Go Now!

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Jersey.

XoXo.

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[QUOTE=Orlo69;4063108]I haven't had the pleasure or opportunity of meeting Jersey, but Paige is an awesome provider and I can't wait to see her again I just need to make time. Jerseys reputation precedes her, both are awesome providers. You are one lucky man!

Stay safe.

Orlo69.[/QUOTE]Orlo, do yourself a favor and go see the legendary JG. I've known her for 8 years since she came to this board and she's a wonderful GFE. Her oral skills are off the chart. Her BJ is slow, sensual and comprehensive. She covers the whole of your manhood from tip to taint so good hygiene and manscaping is mandatory. Her incall is safe and welcoming as is her demeanor. She enjoys all positions with gusto. I saw her this week and it was as good as ever. There is no better experience on this board. I have a handful of ladies I repeat with and she's in that select group. If you search, there's probably hundreds of great reviews of this lusty lady. And thanks for all the great intel you bring to the board.

OO out.

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I hope this stupidity was worth what it cost you.

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[QUOTE=OdinsBeard78;4064273]She has an email address in her ad, use that for first time contact.[/QUOTE]She did not respond to email.

[QUOTE=ChuckWheat;4064407].4 for 60 minutes and. 8 for 90 minutes.[/QUOTE]For an hr it was 2., but a lot of letters were on the table. Maybe that's why the price difference.

Well my week rounded out with paige. I contacted Paige on short notice she actually had plans to go out. But said she could see me. I hadn't seen her in about a month and she did not disappoint! She was sweet and funny. I will not go into details but my time with her seemed way to short. After several O's and ah's on both our parts I finally popped. If you have not seen Paige do so she won't disappoint.

Stay safe.

Orlo69.

Hello my name is Elizabeth. I am a married woman. So I have to be discrete. Please only text me at 407 506 9532. I just want to try this to see what happens. Thank you.

Hey guys any info on this one she quoted me 80 for a QV.

[QUOTE=PopperOrland;4066049]Hello my name is Elizabeth. I am a married woman. So I have to be discrete. Please only text me at 407 506 9532. I just want to try this to see what happens. Thank you.

Hey guys any info on this one she quoted me 80 for a QV.[/QUOTE]I've also been checking her out, report back if she's Legit.

[QUOTE=PopperOrland;4066049]Hello my name is Elizabeth. I am a married woman. So I have to be discrete. Please only text me at 407 506 9532. I just want to try this to see what happens. Thank you.

Hey guys any info on this one she quoted me 80 for a QV.[/QUOTE]She is legit.

She is the prego chick that worked out of DeLand last year. Saw her once, had a fun time but didn't repeat.

[QUOTE=PopperOrland;4066049]Hello my name is Elizabeth. I am a married woman. So I have to be discrete. Please only text me at 407 506 9532. I just want to try this to see what happens. Thank you.

Hey guys any info on this one she quoted me 80 for a QV.[/QUOTE]Do you have a link?

Edit: OOPs. Looked up the # online, she seems to go by Molly there. 31 yo. But the ads date back to 2017.

I mean this is super-not scientific but the nipples and breast look kinda the same as the "Molly" ad. in that one she was saying how her "boobs" were growing so maybe she got pregnant from the husband (monger)? Dropped out for a year and then came back?

[QUOTE=AccordDave;4066226]Do you have a link?

Edit: OOPs. Looked up the # online, she seems to go by Molly there. 31 yo. But the ads date back to 2017.

I mean this is super-not scientific but the nipples and breast look kinda the same as the "Molly" ad. in that one she was saying how her "boobs" were growing so maybe she got pregnant from the husband (monger)? Dropped out for a year and then came back?[/QUOTE]There were pictures of that girl on here a while back too. Some senior members were posting about her probably around that 2017 time. She may have been pregnant, I think that was their thing with a pregnant chick. I remember the dress and how small she was.

see post #1232 and #1155 in the deland, sanford, debary thread

I am an older gentleman and just moved to the central Florida area. After much research and a few emails I gave them a try. What a surprise, clean, well spoken, great at every service provided. If you want clean, drug free and quality companionship these are your ladies. GUARANTEED. Riley is a little thicker and Stephanie is slim but either one will rock your world. I found them on listcrawler, independent.

[QUOTE=OliverOil;4065546]Orlo, do yourself a favor and go see the legendary JG. I've known her for 8 years since she came to this board and she's a wonderful GFE. Her oral skills are off the chart. Her BJ is slow, sensual and comprehensive. She covers the whole of your manhood from tip to taint so good hygiene and manscaping is mandatory. Her incall is safe and welcoming as is her demeanor. She enjoys all positions with gusto. I saw her this week and it was as good as ever. There is no better experience on this board. I have a handful of ladies I repeat with and she's in that select group. If you search, there's probably hundreds of great reviews of this lusty lady. And thanks for all the great intel you bring to the board.

OO out.[/QUOTE]My Dear you are such a pleasure, always nice to see you.

Jersey.

XoXo.

I scooped her up a while back in Deland for a BBBJCIMWS in my car for 20 nuggets. Haven't seen her since. Was good and popped quick. What area is she in now?

[QUOTE=OdinsBeard78;4066442]There were pictures of that girl on here a while back too. Some senior members were posting about her probably around that 2017 time. She may have been pregnant, I think that was their thing with a pregnant chick. I remember the dress and how small she was.

see post #1232 and #1155 in the deland, sanford, debary thread[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=BRespectful;4062382]I recently had a dream with Ms. Charly Real after reading a number of her reviews that were quite positive. I'm not a prolific writer or contributor but prefer to only write when something relevant or necessary should be shared. This is one of those times where I fell compelled to pass on my recollection of the dream since it was so memorable and the participant of the dream should be recognized. Contacting Charly was very straightforward and as mentioned in the dream directory, sleep time must be planned ahead and not spontaneous. This was not a problem and a scheduled time for "shut-eye" was made a couple days out. On the day of the sleep evaluation, a quick confirmation that the study was to happen resulted in a fast reply. Got to love good communication since time is precious to all parties! The location of the sleep study was easy to find and private enough to warrant no worries. Inside was the lab was a highly personalized yet comfortable setting perfect for experimentation. Charly has the looks and spirit of a younger lady. A super hug was given and returned with great appreciation. If you're a gentleman that has respect and shows kindness, then this is the sleep doctor to RUN to. I've always abided by the rule that you should treat a lady with respect and let the situation unfold. Some men think of the ladies as commodities that are there only for their pleasure. That may work for some and one could argue that you are paying for a service but I believe you always get more with honey than with vinegar (yes, there are some ladies out there not worthy of proper treatment but I just stay away from them).[/QUOTE]Thanks sweetie! I can't tell you how much I appreciate true gentlemen like you!

Kisses.

Charly.

[QUOTE=DirkDig1;4045979]So I've been wanting to meet up with Sandra for a while now, but our schedule never seems to match. The last time she was in town had an appointment with her and when it came time for me to leave to head over to where she's located in the SeaWorld International Drive area I called and no answer so I didn't want to waste my time never had it over there. She days text back apologizing saying she accidentally fell asleep so I figured that's understandable no problem. Text this week said she was going to be in town Wednesday so I made an appointment for Wednesday at 5, again text and called before I headed out no answer no response until the next day she apologized and said she never made it to Orlando on Wednesday and arrived Thursday evening, so I said okay how about Friday 7 pm She text back confirming 7 pm Is okay. Friday, get off work go home shower text her and call her before I head out no answer no response so I figured I would head over to GG, that's real close to where I'm at so thankfully GG never disappoints and never brushes you off. Had a great time with the DD Amanda. Very nice kisser. I'm glad we have a dependable place to go when these ladies aren't real professional. No knock on Sandra she's sexy and I would love to hook up with her when she can get her scheduling straight. But I'm thankful we have great places that definitely want our business.[/QUOTE]This time I scheduled in advance, texted a confirmation at 6:15 for a 7 meet. She responded immediately and asked of 715 was OK. Sure, no problem. I arrive at 715.3 texts and a call. Crickets. My last text was at 730 saying I was moving on. She texts an apology at 745 saying she was charging her phone and missed the texts. Whatever. If the stars align she is fun, but I'm now in Dirk's camp. Too many great options out there to take a chance on wasting your time and effort.

[QUOTE=HandsumFellow;4066664]I scooped her up a while back in Deland for a BBBJCIMWS in my car for 20 nuggets. Haven't seen her since. Was good and popped quick. What area is she in now?

.[/QUOTE]This is hilarious! Its like Pussy History class or Vagina Archaeology!

Doing the google search we found that Elizabeth is Molly and by searching the number we found out she was hinting at being pregnant, which you guys then found the posts over in Deland. Love this board. LOL.

[QUOTE=OdinsBeard78;4066442]There were pictures of that girl on here a while back too. Some senior members were posting about her probably around that 2017 time. She may have been pregnant, I think that was their thing with a pregnant chick. I remember the dress and how small she was.

see post #1232 and #1155 in the deland, sanford, debary thread[/QUOTE]Thank you for the research.

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[QUOTE=TrueCritic69;4068435]Hey guys,

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[URL]https://backpage.com.orlando.listcrawler.com/post/27488122/[/URL][/QUOTE]Go back to post #8120. He's the only monger I found that ever reviewed her. Most that have tried have never been successful. Only reason I had this info is because I can't help but look at that ass every time her ad is up, but it seems very few have made it.

[QUOTE=OdinsBeard78;4068501]Go back to post #8120. He's the only monger I found that ever reviewed her. Most that have tried have never been successful. Only reason I had this info is because I can't help but look at that ass every time her ad is up, but it seems very few have made it.[/QUOTE]I've tried setting up with her, she is around the Apopka area. I think her schedule is pretty limited. She is also bad at responding to texts.

Thanks OdinsBeard78.

I wish there was a quicker way to search the forum for past reviews. So again thank you for helping.

[QUOTE=OdinsBeard78;4068501]Go back to post #8120. He's the only monger I found that ever reviewed her. Most that have tried have never been successful. Only reason I had this info is because I can't help but look at that ass every time her ad is up, but it seems very few have made it.[/QUOTE]

Decided to give her a try. Setup was pretty easy. Almost didn't follow through because she quoted me 100 qv, 160 hhr and over 2 for a hr. Told her wasn't interested anymore and to have a great day. She then asked me to name my price. After a quick negotiations came up with 110 for hhr then was on my way. Nice Incall condo in winter park and she has a gay roommate but he was harmless as I saw him leaving as I was coming in. Very talkative woman and cool so I felt comfortable. She was a bit scatter brain and waited on her 10 min to straighten up the piles of clothes on the floor. Told her need to get to business or I got to roll and she finished up then. Started with a nice bbj which was damn good. After about 15 min of that, threw on a cover and put her in doggy where I popped in the hat. Overall good date ended up being there like almost 45 min and she never clock watched, she looks like the pics but probably add 10 years to the age or just had a rough go of it and had some missing teeth which leads to to believe she may hit the candy but I saw no signs on her body of that. YMMV and if she quotes you that ridiculous rates, she may negotiate if you are cool about it. Will repeat for the headache relief alone.

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Those pics got my attention, too. Texted and called the number many times--nothing but crickets. Seems strange. BTW, she used to post as Ashley, I'm pretty sure that is the name the review is under.

[QUOTE=OdinsBeard78;4068501]Go back to post #8120. He's the only monger I found that ever reviewed her. Most that have tried have never been successful. Only reason I had this info is because I can't help but look at that ass every time her ad is up, but it seems very few have made it.[/QUOTE]

Extraordinary. Summer is a 41 why / o Kentucky MILF with the libido of a 21 year old. Now how often do you find that? Sh's not a spinner, but soft and sexy like The Girl From Ipanema. A fantastic squeezable backside with matching breasts and button nipples. Yum.

Seeing Tina is like going into one of those dreams you would rather not wake up from. She is point-on a pleasure-maker whoser sole purpose in any dream is your pleasure. And she has no qualms about exploring her world with you.

Those who've seen my previous posts know I'm on a constant quest for the oral empress. There's a lot of want to be girls. Then there's Tina. Some small talk, a little exploring and mission on.

Tina offers of the most diverse head games I've ever run across. Its a divide and conquer experience. Don't expect common care. She rotates her head side to side, snaps the head of your cock and can tighten up those lips like a vice or as soft as a feather. She will even change position so fast you can't keep up with her. And she's ambidextrous with a perfect timed mouth and hand stroke. Where most want to be empresses give up after a few minutes, the batteries never gave out for almost an hour. What you never realize is that she's taking mental notes of what it is that gets the most noise from you. And then combines them all to go in for the kill.

So yes my reputation as the hardest guy in the state to finish in a dream is true! After 30 minutes I had to back her off. Damn I was sore and frankly dead. She didn't want to let go. Just a little more. So we cuddled and admired and I squeezed that body unawares that she was delicately exciting me again. And then without notice she did go in for the kill for one of the most intense finishes I've ever experienced.

So without reserevation I award Tina the honor of 5-diamond Oral Empress. That makes her #5 in the state and only #3 still active.

Do not wake me up!

Mac Out. But going back to Tina!

[QUOTE=ElNino801;4064829]So I seriously considered trying to reschedule my appointment this morning since my schedule today was getting tricky. But I'm very glad I didn't! First time seeing her and was very happy to see her pics are 100% accurate. Very easy communication and a great girl all around. Got myself comfortable and we eased into pleasantries. Didn't go for the massage but I've seen the rave reviews so we segued into a brief rub before the main event. The reviews are on point. Surprisingly strong hands and she can get after those tight spots. Opted for no oil just for practical reasons but I imagine a full oiled up session would be life changing. Back to business, ran through 3 or 4 positions before I popped. The prior reviews about her grip were not exaggerations. It was like a vice! Cleaned up and had a little more small talk before heading out. The entire thing was like meeting up with an old fling, less the covered main act which is a must for me anyway. 10's across the board!

Thanks for accommodating an early visit, doll. Hope your breakfast didn't get too cold.

EN.[/QUOTE]Thank you again hun. I had a blast with you. And thanks so much for the breakfast. Definitely needed that after our little workout.

Xoxo.

SabrinaT.

I am so excited! I got on Summer's schedule. Will report back after the dream!

Is this the Tina you speak of?

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[QUOTE=FlbMac31;4069566]Extraordinary. Summer is a 41 why / o Kentucky MILF with the libido of a 21 year old. Now how often do you find that? Sh's not a spinner, but soft and sexy like The Girl From Ipanema. A fantastic squeezable backside with matching breasts and button nipples. Yum.

Seeing Tina is like going into one of those dreams you would rather not wake up from. She is point-on a pleasure-maker whoser sole purpose in any dream is your pleasure. And she has no qualms about exploring her world with you.

Those who've seen my previous posts know I'm on a constant quest for the oral empress. There's a lot of want to be girls. Then there's Tina. Some small talk, a little exploring and mission on.

Tina offers of the most diverse head games I've ever run across. Its a divide and conquer experience. Don't expect common care. She rotates her head side to side, snaps the head of your cock and can tighten up those lips like a vice or as soft as a feather. She will even change position so fast you can't keep up with her. And she's ambidextrous with a perfect timed mouth and hand stroke. Where most want to be empresses give up after a few minutes, the batteries never gave out for almost an hour. What you never realize is that she's taking mental notes of what it is that gets the most noise from you. And then combines them all to go in for the kill.

So yes my reputation as the hardest guy in the state to finish in a dream is true! After 30 minutes I had to back her off. Damn I was sore and frankly dead. She didn't want to let go. Just a little more. So we cuddled and admired and I squeezed that body unawares that she was delicately exciting me again. And then without notice she did go in for the kill for one of the most intense finishes I've ever experienced.

So without reserevation I award Tina the honor of 5-diamond Oral Empress. That makes her #5 in the state and only #3 still active.

Do not wake me up!

Mac Out. But going back to Tina![/QUOTE]

Guys, I screwed the pooch here. Somehow my review for Summer switched in the name Tina instead of Summer. This has caused lots of confusion.

Apologies for that oversight. But be assured that the report is accurate for Summer in its entirety.

Mac OUt.

So I had posted earlier that I made the mistake of setting up a car date with Angela 4 you who is now posting under something else.

Don't do it! The car date was fine but I've been getting some crazy messages. Luckily my phone is always close by but if anyone were to catch those messages it would be awkward.

[QUOTE=OrlNative;4071073]So I had posted earlier that I made the mistake of setting up a car date with Angela 4 you who is now posting under something else.

Don't do it! The car date was fine but I've been getting some crazy messages. Luckily my phone is always close by but if anyone were to catch those messages it would be awkward.[/QUOTE]If you have an iPhone you can go into setting and block that number.

[QUOTE=DsLanger;4068726]Decided to give her a try. Setup was pretty easy. Almost didn't follow through because she quoted me 100 qv, 160 hhr and over 2 for a hr. Told her wasn't interested anymore and to have a great day. She then asked me to name my price. After a quick negotiations came up with 110 for hhr then was on my way. Nice Incall condo in winter park and she has a gay roommate but he was harmless as I saw him leaving as I was coming in. Very talkative woman and cool so I felt comfortable. She was a bit scatter brain and waited on her 10 min to straighten up the piles of clothes on the floor. Told her need to get to business or I got to roll and she finished up then. Started with a nice bbj which was damn good. After about 15 min of that, threw on a cover and put her in doggy where I popped in the hat. Overall good date ended up being there like almost 45 min and she never clock watched, she looks like the pics but probably add 10 years to the age or just had a rough go of it and had some missing teeth which leads to to believe she may hit the candy but I saw no signs on her body of that. YMMV and if she quotes you that ridiculous rates, she may negotiate if you are cool about it. Will repeat for the headache relief alone.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.orlando.listcrawler.com/post/28045642/[/URL][/QUOTE]Her BBBJ is very good she and she quoted me 120 for BBFS after talking her down from 160. Still too high but her kitty felt amazing.