Massage Parlor Reports

Gah. I said a while back I wouldn't return, but I lied. It's too nearby to ignore. So now I've been a total of five times in the last year, and I've had a different person all five. That's less than ideal for all kinds of reasons, but I got my second turn-down this last (and this time I really mean last) visit.

Others seem to be doing a LOT better than me here. I wonder why this is? Perhaps it's because I've been asking for the half-hour instead of the full hour. Does anyone else find that this reduces your success?

Until I weaken again, I'll probably stick with CT and CL.

I am wanting to check out this Yins spa mentioned in here.

Can anyone tell me the address and phone please.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Branger]I am wanting to check out this Yins spa mentioned in here.

Can anyone tell me the address and phone please.

Thanks[/QUOTE]

C'mon, RTFF!!! Or at least google the place. If you read any posts on the place here, you'd probably know where it is.

[QUOTE=Branger]I am wanting to check out this Yins spa mentioned in here.

Can anyone tell me the address and phone please.

Thanks[/QUOTE]

hey i was wondering...I'm trying to find the Massage Parlor reports for Chicago....Can someone help me? I hear there is thing called the AmericanSexguide or something....

Turns out that three of my fav massage girls recently disappeared from their spas. I finally found out the truth -- they went back to China for the Lunar New Year.

Cultural anthropology note: It is a big deal to return to your family/home village for the New Year unless you have a very good excuse.

None of these girls gave me a head's up beforehand, however. Well, as they say in film noir, "That's Chinatown."

Anyone know anything about this girl?

She's posted for months.

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/1013853044.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Friendofjill]Gah. I said a while back I wouldn't return, but I lied. It's too nearby to ignore. So now I've been a total of five times in the last year, and I've had a different person all five. That's less than ideal for all kinds of reasons, but I got my second turn-down this last (and this time I really mean last) visit.

Others seem to be doing a LOT better than me here. I wonder why this is? Perhaps it's because I've been asking for the half-hour instead of the full hour. Does anyone else find that this reduces your success?

Until I weaken again, I'll probably stick with CT and CL.[/QUOTE]There was some word going around that they got an LE visit after one of the providers got upset with Alice then dropped a dime on her. They might be more careful for now.

Maybe true, maybe not

[QUOTE=Ghostface89]they went back to China for the Lunar New Year.

Cultural anthropology note: It is a big deal to return to your family/home village for the New Year unless you have a very good excuse.

[/QUOTE]


HUGE deal. When I was in Shanghai, the town and the bars were emptying out before the weekend of New Years Eve...last weekend. The only girls who stayed were the ones that didnt have enough money to get home. Iamgine trying to get home on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. Thats what the airport was like when we left.

Has anyone noticed that there are two new (ok one new and one reopened) massge parlors on Chicago ave.

One Magnificent Spa has reopened, with a hand written 1 hr $60 sign in the window. As I recall, the reviews from the previous incarnation were not stellar.

also, further west, it appears that a new outlet of Megi's spa has opened. They are also advertising on CL heavily.

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/1013178767.html[/url]

Funds are low currently, anyone able to TOFTT?

Appreciate any info back.

Finally checked out heaven, I got the best massage here from all of the AMPs I've been to. But the HJ had to be the worst. I tried for FS, but Lisa wasn't going for it. Found her to be a 5 on the AMP scale. Would go back for the massage only which was excellent.

[QUOTE=Khai Yai]There was some word going around that they got an LE visit after one of the providers got upset with Alice then dropped a dime on her. They might be more careful for now.

Maybe true, maybe not[/QUOTE]I am told by my regular there that one of the girls got busted and they are keeping things on the DL for now. My regular service was interrupted and the only action I got was HS under a towel..a bit strange.

This was last week...maybe things are back to normal now.

I went to the place on Devon.

Like always, extra offered by fairly unattractive older asian women. I saw B----a and she treated me well.

The thing is, I am tired of the Asian places. 19/20 the women are quite old. 100/100 times if you hug them, you can smell asian food on them--I guess that's all they do in the back cook and eat. Now, I like Asian food, but the aroma of asian cuisine filling the the spa and my massues is just a little too much. This is too common when visiting AMPS.

I live just north of lake shore drive and take the L to work in the loop. I really wish I could find a convenient places with YOUNG white, latin, or european girls. That's it for me though, no amps.

Oh, I paid 70 for hour with sitting shower, sauna and 55 for cbj. Will not return.

[QUOTE=Truthteller]Anyone know anything about this girl?

She's posted for months.

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/1013853044.html[/url][/QUOTE]
Do a search under her telephone number and you'll also find this ad: [url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/1013149959.html[/url]

[i]I think you need a great massage to ease into your week right:) Give me a try, Im young energetic, knowledgeable and know a thing or two about the body and how to help relax you. I can do it all
Today I'll even make it harder to resist...If you schedule with me whether or not I've seen you before I'll give you a discount!

A little bit about me:
I'm in my super early 20's
People call me their mood elevator since im so quick to laugh and make laugh:)
I love yoga ~*~*~and if you do to we can make the most out of our sessions
I love massasge~*~giving and receiving
ANd I love making people feel good:)

You can call me at 312 533 1360, my name is friska and here is my pic in case you were wondering what looked like:)

Location: Down town :)[/i]

Then, if you do a search for "Friska," you'll get a different telephone number which is 312-929-2016. Google that number and you get ElleHomme Holistic Med Spa. If it's the same place, it's been reviewed here before, and seems to be an overpriced legit massage.

[QUOTE=Friendofjill]Others seem to be doing a LOT better than me here. I wonder why this is? Perhaps it's because I've been asking for the half-hour instead of the full hour. Does anyone else find that this reduces your success?

Until I weaken again, I'll probably stick with CT and CL.[/QUOTE]Strange. I've only been there twice so far, different providers both times, but had absolutely no issue. They didn't even ask for tips. But then I did take hour ones.

I had a wild dream last night. I dreamt that I took a ride on the Orient Express, but instead of being in Europe and Asia, it was just off of 290.

In my dream, I had a tour guide named Lisa. She was just about perfect. I imagined that her english skills were quite good and she really knew her stuff. I also dreamt that she did not monkey around with pretense and got right to the tour.

In my dream Lisa was actually prepared for tours I was not ready to go on. She was a more ambitious traveller than even I was.

This is where the dream got really wild! She charged me the advertised flat rate, with no up selling and no tip required. It was at that point I knew I was dreaming.

The only problem is that I eventually woke up and realized I did not have the finances to travelling on the Orient Express often.