Man, your review is, not only hilarious,
[QUOTE=ChrisShaft;3364300]Hey there fellow Gut bangers, I was on the hunt for some MILF type action and came across this train wreck:
[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/caution-xtremely-addictive/12478017[/URL]
[URL]http://www.myescortcareer.com/904-567-6987[/URL]
The recent BP ad said her name was Danielle but I've seen older listing with the same description advertising her number as 9045676987 Nikki. "my name is Nikki. I'm a 35 yrs old tastey doll. ".
I can assure you that there was absolutely nothing tasty about this old hag. Her pics in the ad are either someone else or come from a time when she was younger and healthier. She may have been 35 when the pictures were taken but in person she looks closer to 60. Don't get me wrong I can appreciate a well seasoned and mature woman, but this chick looked like an extra on The Walking dead.
To be completely honest I will say that the set up was easy, she seemed friendly and accommodating as we texted back and forth most of the day. I figured she was a low volume provider since she had so much free time to chat. Set up a visit after 5 pm, she did good comms, no pressure and gave good directions and intel to her spot. She hosts in a townhouse near Kendall town / Regency. I figured "gated community, pleasant demeanor, seems like this could be a good one" Boy was I wrong. When I arrived at the spot, chick was outside waiting for me, and from 50 feet away she looks human. Once I got close and she opened her mouth, I could see what the ravages of time / drugs / sun had done to her. I tried to head back to my car saying that I forgot my raincoat, but she said that she had me covered. Damn. This chick looked like a re-animated set of bones and her teeth were 50 shades of grey. I followed here upstairs to her room. The whole house reeked of cigarette smoke. I heard people in another room having a conversation but she didn't seem to acknowledge them. Chick was talking to someone on the phone so I excused myself to use her bathroom. When I came out she said, "don't put him up, I want to see it" so I obliged. Immediately the chick started with the excuses "you should have warned me you were big" and "what am I supposed to do with all of that?" I thought the chick was joking and as I had already been instructed to place my gift on the table, I was already committed. I kid you not fellas, I'm not exaggerating here, the chick looked like a deer in the headlights. I figured she was tripping on something so I proceeded to the bed so that we could get this debacle over with. This crack head blonde gave the most lackluster BBBJ I've ever received, stopping every few minutes to sit back and look at my cock. She kept talking to me and then to the dick and then she would suck and lick it for a bit, then repeat the same process. This went on for about 5 minutes and I was starting to get impatient so I told her to get naked and let's move to a full service finish, missionary style. Surprisingly her pussy actually looked really pretty. When I went to stick it in she said "I don't have any magnum size covers and that cock is bigger than a magnum" I told her I was trying earlier to get my covers out of the car and she said she had some so now we would just have to make due. The chick kept backpedaling every time the dick got close to penetrating her kitty and she finally just crossed her legs and said "you're going to have to finish some other way" because it was just a QV I didn't really sweat it and told her to forget about it and got dressed. The chick was like "you don't want to cum?" I told her "not with you, thanks" As I was getting dressed her phone rang and she had it on speaker, apparently her overnight date was calling to cancel and she said she wasn't going to be able to get her rent paid this month. Suddenly as I'm leaving she's like "hey, wait baby, let's see if we can work something out". I turned back to her as I was walking out the front door and said "karma is a *****. And so are you" got in the car and bounced. LOL 😂. It was a waste of time and roses but the look on her face when her date for the night cancelled was "priceless" YMMV.[/QUOTE]
...but somewhat reminiscent of an experience I had with her. The only thing, I recognized game and got the hell out of there like ASAP! I wrote a review on her probably 2-3 mos ago, if that. Let me tell you what she is doing: there is a Danielle on BP who usually charges 120-200; her sister's name is Jade of PV (who retired, I guess). This girl you just saw is trying to mimic the better looking Danielle's ad pix. When I went to see her, based on ad pix, I thought for sure it was the the PV Jade's sister with the exception of one caveat. Setting up the appointment was just too damn easy. When I got there, as you mentioned, she was waiting outside to guide me in. It was night time when I went to her location so visibility wasn't as great; however, as I was backing my cruiser in, I noticed she was skinny as heck. So I said to myself, "damn, Danielle has loss a lot of weight!" After getting out of the land cruiser, I looked at her and said, are you Danielle? I kept asking this same question over and over again and she kept saying she was Danielle. I thought perhaps they were pulling a switch job on me. I don't think the pretty Danielle even knows this crack / meth head! I also noticed several people were in the house when I was there. Like I said, I got educated really fast and bee-lined out of there! The witch is doing this Danielle shit on purpose! In fact, I believe she is using some of pretty Danielle's old pix. Anyway, great review!
BTW, this is who she's trying to mimic:
[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/dani-new-pics-i-travel-to-ga-im-a-ga-peach-therealg-f-ee/14322058 and http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/jacksonville/904-888-3337/1/409505[/URL]
Anybody seen Jasmine lately?
[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/red-head-come-on-baby-light-my-fire/12111887[/URL]
I'm curious if her looks have gone downhill. She looks a little leaner now I'm thinking about taking the plunge.
I haven't seen her in a while because she will flake on you in a heartbeat
[QUOTE=BiggDaddi;3364962][URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/red-head-come-on-baby-light-my-fire/12111887[/URL]
I'm curious if her looks have gone downhill. She looks a little leaner now I'm thinking about taking the plunge.[/QUOTE]But based on one of those pix, she looks pretty bad; at least to me. Facial wise, it appears she's gotten quite thin. I guess it depends on what you like in a girl but she was actually very attractive when she was thicker. I was very surprised when I saw her in person- how great she looked. Very sad; she might be well on her way on a downward spiral. I do know she is heavily under a pimp. Did I mention she will flake on you in a New York minute!
