You're Lucky That You're Unlucky
[QUOTE=Hayabusa1300;2530901]Picked up asia that SW is nasty soon as I picked her up she started to make farting sound and then started to pick her scabs that's a nasty girl stay away.[/QUOTE]I know it's your 1st post here so I'm not going to kick your ass LOL. I'm sure you've read posts here before you dove in. You should have. You would have been warned. Run from Asia. How fast will that Hayabusa1300 go? Nope, not fast enough. She's NASTY. Luckily you only got skid marks in your seat and scabs in your floorboard. It could have gotten worse. Much worse. Did I mention how nasty she is. The shame is she can clean up nice and can give good service. Just not anymore. Be safe and be careful. We will expect more out of you. Take care. SJ.
Callin' out SJ's bullshit!
[QUOTE=StrokinJoe;2533168]It's not worth it that's why I won't stay there anymore unless I hit a big scratch off winner. [/QUOTE]Are you expecting us to believe that if you win the lottery you will take a room at the shit hole? I, for one, just don't believe it. No, somehow, I think if you win the lottery I see you takin' the presidential suite at the Rosen and hiring a fuckin' lymo to bring ladies to you.
Just sayin'.
C3.
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Somewhere Over The Rainbow
Is a conveyor belt of sex. Like the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. You just got to know where to find it. Its out their in the sea of dreams (not the rat sea). Little salt in the wound their- moving on- decide to put out a montage of lovelies for our viewing pleasure. Hope you enjoy them. Some have enjoyed already. Summer, Shanna, Brittany, Nicole-. Cool made 9 thoundth report
Got to Read The Whole Post Brothers
[QUOTE=Camera3;2534304]Are you expecting us to believe that if you win the lottery you will take a room at the shit hole? I, for one, just don't believe it. No, somehow, I think if you win the lottery I see you takin' the presidential suite at the Rosen and hiring a fuckin' lymo to bring ladies to you.
Just sayin'.
C3.[/QUOTE]If I won the BIG Lottery it probably would be different, BUT, my post said if I hit a big "scratch off" lottery ticket, I'm thinking like thousands, not millions, then I probably would get a room at the S8 and have the carpet changed haha. Got to stay close to the Ho's. SJ.
Wow What A Breath Of Fresh Air
[QUOTE=StrokinJoe;2534633]Finally pictures, YAY! I love pics. I know it's a pain in the ass posting these sometimes from smart phones but we all do appreciate them. Especially Brittany and Nicole, great girls. Anyone else feel free to post pics too. They will be rewarded with PM's and intel. And yes, you can't find these beauties in the Rat Sea LOL. Take care Brothers. SJ.[/QUOTE]So glad to be back among friends in SW reports. I posted these same girls in The Rat Hole. And they jumped on me like flies on shit. Took me 30 posts to set them straight. Totally not worth going in there unless your ready to battle to the death. Thanks guys.
Your More Observant Than Most
[QUOTE=BeanTownDoyle;2534721]Hey mongers this is regards to Monte's Rainbow post 9015. Are Summer & Shanna roommates or do they just shop together. Hooked up with this little ginger from an email exchange prompted by a fellow monger in Tampa. Sorry no digits yet.[/QUOTE]They're actually lesbian SW girlfriends. Can't believe you picked that up!
Drove The Trail Last Night For The First Time;
In a very, very long time. What did I see but to the left of me trolls- and to the right of me trolls- and underneath the bridge trolls. Nothing but trolls. Did I use that word enough. Was looking for the "right" girl. Eventually spotted one. But only one problem she wanted money. What an internet star like me paying a girl for sex. How beneath me. (Tongue in cheek) She's probably being pimped out and on drugs. I couldn't stoop to that level. I couldn't wrap my dick enough times to be with a girl like that. Don't forget I'm an internet star.
The Under The Bridge Trolls
[QUOTE=SWSurfer;2535104]So I normally have time to play when on the trail near BP / Sup8, but traffic was all twisted up and I was late for a meeting. Even called / texted a couple of SP's letting them know, first call gets me. While heading south saw two SW's near BBuy, 1 at WaWa, 1 at the 7-11.
Made the turn on Land to jump up on the Beach Line, but got stopped again by traffic right under the overpass. I then heard a yelp and looked up and o my right. This older dark haired SW was skidding down the bank and three others up top under the overpass on the upper ledge. All were 3-4's and one was topless with deflated balloons, looked like she was drying off. I tried to get a pic, but traffic began moving and a semi was on my ass.
Minutes later I was on the line heading into dark clouds and my phone beeped with a text asking if I was still near the FL Mall. I had to decline this one and take a shot at her end of week. My dark skies turned blue as I got on 50 at Eccon. Hot spinner blond at the 7-11, it was raining and I had a open seat and a towel. More on this over in the East Side Thread.
Be safe,
Surf Out![/QUOTE]Whassup SWSurfer! Throughout my many visits to the S8 I have witnessed the trolls many time. They live under the bridge and mostly just come out to beg for money or food, occasionally turn a trick. The little baby fattish long brown curly haired girl, and I don't remember her name, visited me about 3 months ago. I may have reported about her. I was standing in my doorway around 10 PMish and she asked if I wanted some company. Her hair was wet and she smelled fresh and clean. Had a bag of clothes with her. She had just taken a shower in someone's room there after a date. She asked me for 20 for some oral and I said no I was waiting for someone else and then she said how about 10 and I'm like, I love a bargain. Actually gave a real good BJ and then when done she kinda gargled my load and asked if she could spit in the toilet and I'm like sure make sure you flush LOL. She then rinsed her mouth out and I offered her a toothbrush and some toothpaste and she got the toothpaste and put in on her finger and started rubbing her teeth with it and then rinsed. She handed me the toothbrush back and said thanks but I have a "medical condition" that I don't want to share and I'm thinking BBitch you just sucked my COCK! Anyway if anyone else knows her name PM it to me cause I can't remember all their names. And I do get regular checkups so SJ has a good clean game, with references. Take care, StrokinJoe
On A More Serious Note: The Ho-In-Training Has Graduated
She is now a full fledged apprentice. Don't know what to call her. Ho first class- Seaman Ho. Dunno. Her trash can man went to jail last week and she has turned out full time. Met her at Sunoco and I would rate her as a Nicole class or Brittany class girl. Her name right now is Maryiam but she says she may change it. Probably one of the easiest going personalities on the trail. Unbelievable. The date was first class also. But a total novice for sure. Being with her is like driving a brand new Corvette off the lot. Its like doing a trap shot off the USS Nimitz. So there you go guys on the front lines- with your reporter here Dick Nasty. Dropped her off at- like GEICO- everybody knows that!
Toothpaste and Toothbrush
[QUOTE=StrokinJoe;2535945]Whassup SWSurfer! Throughout my many visits to the S8 I have witnessed the trolls many time. They live under the bridge and mostly just come out to beg for money or food, occasionally turn a trick. The little baby fattish long brown curly haired girl, and I don't remember her name, visited me about 3 months ago. I may have reported about her. I was standing in my doorway around 10 PMish and she asked if I wanted some company. Her hair was wet and she smelled fresh and clean. Had a bag of clothes with her. She had just taken a shower in someone's room there after a date. She asked me for 20 for some oral and I said no I was waiting for someone else and then she said how about 10 and I'm like, I love a bargain. Actually gave a real good BJ and then when done she kinda gargled my load and asked if she could spit in the toilet and I'm like sure make sure you flush LOL. She then rinsed her mouth out and I offered her a toothbrush and some toothpaste and she got the toothpaste and put in on her finger and started rubbing her teeth with it and then rinsed. She handed me the toothbrush back and said thanks but I have a "medical condition" that I don't want to share and I'm thinking BBitch you just sucked my COCK! Anyway if anyone else knows her name PM it to me cause I can't remember all their names. And I do get regular checkups so SJ has a good clean game, with references. Take care, StrokinJoe[/QUOTE]Two more items for the Ho Hunter's Survival Kit. He's StrokinFuckinJoe and I'm Santa. Be safe.
The girl with the luggage?
Everyday I see her just sitting there with luggage, everyday. Is she working?
Yeah But What Would Happen If He Won Powerball?
[QUOTE=StrokinJoe;2534628]If I won a BIG, BIG lottery, I would buy the shit hole and convert it to a 24 hour Geneva HO-tel with "stump grinding" haha. And I would set up Michelle, the Asian baggage handler as the Manager. Could you imagine the possibilities LOL. My "roots" go back to the White House Hotel on Nebraska Ave in Tampa back in the late 70's, if anyone knows or remembers that place. Take care Brothers. Play Lotto tomorrow night! SJ.[/QUOTE]He would have Donald Trump dynamite Blossom Park and build a new hotel. It would be called Ho Park. It would of course be gated and the girls would use the password HoJoe. Top floor would have a pool and 2 air boats pointed back to back 10 ft. apart. After a date the girls jump in the water. Pass thru the airboats and back to the trail. Don't even take their clothes off- this of course would be called- what else -The Ho Wash. Other amenities include fast food at McHookers, and a convenience store called 24/7. The hotel itself would contain a swingers club with 100' long beds. Longer than Trapeze or Secrets hideaway by 40 '. An adult theater for guys that like to watch their "wives" have sex with other men. Finally he keeps track of all this activity with the famous Ho Drone. We won't even talk about how he plans to take on Disney World with none other than Ho World. Ride down Ho mountain with your date as she rides a Sybian built into the coaster, see her face during the ride with interactive HD cameras taking video of the ride down. Whats beyond that. Dunno.
