Massage Parlor Reports

Heard about this place from a friend so decided to make the drive up. It's located in La habra and relatively isolated with very little business and crowd around it. Went in and paid the. 5 for half hour to mms and laid down. Judging from the way they talked and the girl I got I'm pretty sure it was a korean mp. Overall pretty clean rooms with a massage bed and ac on for the hot weather. In comes coco after about 2 minutes and I already know its on because she came in wearing a pretty much see thru dress. Half assed massage and typical questions and I flip after about 5 minutes. She said $ for everything, but I told her I only have. 8 and she said it was fine. Overall kind of mechanical and mostly just lay there for mish and doggy. Cg happened in the beginning for about 2 min, but I quickly switched due to her lack of enthusiasm and ability. I think all the providers here are a bit on the older side and I think coco was somewhere in the late 30's or early 40's. Face: 6 Body:8 Service: 3 Overall experience:5 probably wouldn't come back, but eh. If you like older women and you're in the area, not bad.

[QUOTE=TrollieStroll;1561951]Heard about this place from a friend so decided to make the drive up. It's located in La habra and relatively isolated with very little business and crowd around it. Went in and paid the. 5 for half hour to mms and laid down. Judging from the way they talked and the girl I got I'm pretty sure it was a korean mp. Overall pretty clean rooms with a massage bed and ac on for the hot weather. In comes coco after about 2 minutes and I already know its on because she came in wearing a pretty much see thru dress. Half assed massage and typical questions and I flip after about 5 minutes. She said $ for everything, but I told her I only have. 8 and she said it was fine. Overall kind of mechanical and mostly just lay there for mish and doggy. Cg happened in the beginning for about 2 min, but I quickly switched due to her lack of enthusiasm and ability. I think all the providers here are a bit on the older side and I think coco was somewhere in the late 30's or early 40's. Face: 6 Body:8 Service: 3 Overall experience:5 probably wouldn't come back, but eh. If you like older women and you're in the area, not bad.[/QUOTE]Yes this place has been around for many years now and have changed the staff, but they always seem to be older I find Yumi to be pretty fun.

She also works at another parlor on the weekends. So if you like them older this is the place.

[QUOTE=SlappySalami;1561105]She's not Russian, dude, (but she DOES Russian, and Greek, and a Dirty Sanchez) she's actually Romanian. I'm embarassed for the Geographical ignorance of my 'merican comrades. Everybody thinks any Euro with an accent is either German or Russian. Don't ever underestimate the Romanians.[/QUOTE]Romanian it is. I always have trouble distinguishing between all those eastern bloc languages. Especially when I only hear a few sentences. I just went with Russian, because that's what everyone else is calling her. Romanian makes sense now that you bring it up though.

I'm pretty sure I can pick out French, Italian, English, German, Spanish, etc. I hear "commie speak" with all the others.

[QUOTE=TrollieStroll;1561951]Heard about this place from a friend so decided to make the drive up. It's located in La habra and relatively isolated with very little business and crowd around it. Went in and paid the. 5 for half hour to mms and laid down. Judging from the way they talked and the girl I got I'm pretty sure it was a korean mp. Overall pretty clean rooms with a massage bed and ac on for the hot weather. In comes coco after about 2 minutes and I already know its on because she came in wearing a pretty much see thru dress. Half assed massage and typical questions and I flip after about 5 minutes. She said $ for everything, but I told her I only have. 8 and she said it was fine. Overall kind of mechanical and mostly just lay there for mish and doggy. Cg happened in the beginning for about 2 min, but I quickly switched due to her lack of enthusiasm and ability. I think all the providers here are a bit on the older side and I think coco was somewhere in the late 30's or early 40's. Face: 6 Body:8 Service: 3 Overall experience:5 probably wouldn't come back, but eh. If you like older women and you're in the area, not bad.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the review. Simple and descriptive.

[QUOTE=Milcanjose; 1561499]Hey all.

Seeing as how the old J is no more and the new Asian / Latina place that opened up is also in a J, I figured it would be easy way to identify it. Anyhow, has anyone tired it yet? I wanted to go today but couldn't find any reports on it. If no one has tried it yet, I'm down to explore, but if you have please let me know your experience[/QUOTE]Never tried it. You go yet?

Anyone else been here lately? Saw one post awhile back. I went and posted about 2 months back. Struck out. Want to go back but don't want the same results. RM has a few posts but seems fake.

Just struck out with this spot despite its great reviews. What's up with this spot?

Stopped by the place on Magnolia Lampson since its on my way to & from my current work assignment & decided to ask them if I may see the day's line-up, since I've been there 2x already. I always pick the girl who smiles directly at me and makes the most eye contact, and does the most hip & butt movement when she introduces herself. The whole thing about seeing the line-up and the girls go into the room one by one is a really great thing at the Latina places. (Reminds me of a place on Bullis Street in Compton back in the 90's) Anyways, the one who fit the bill was the greeter at the window, Lori. I saw her before in the hallway or reception before and noticed her nice tan, but this time she smiled at me and there was a naughty smile and flirty look in her eye. Glad I picked her because I had a fun time. I was kinda fascinated by her body (big ass like a shelf, DD boobs) she looks like those ladies in those lactation websites. I spent a few minutes feeling her up and enjoying her curves. She's a brunette with wavy long hair and big ass. She wore a tight blue dress with flat shoes that day, but I would like to ask her to wear pumps next time so I can enjoy watching her try to balance with those huge tata's and big heavy ass. Overall a pretty good time.

[QUOTE=Jon Benedick; 1562313]Romanian it is. I always have trouble distinguishing between all those eastern bloc languages. Especially when I only hear a few sentences. I just went with Russian, because that's what everyone else is calling her. Romanian makes sense now that you bring it up though.

I'm pretty sure I can pick out French, Italian, English, German, Spanish, etc. I hear "commie speak" with all the others.[/QUOTE]I am glad we cleared that mystery up. Does anyone know what she calls a Russian?

[QUOTE=Twjox;1562425]Just struck out with this spot despite its great reviews. What's up with this spot?[/QUOTE]Hmmm, maybe you smell like bacon? . Sometimes a 2nd trip is required to establish the proper comfort level.

Great review Stock. Too bad Lori is a well-seasoned vet. She's bounced back and forth between Upland, Gardena and all over Garbage Grove at least for the last 7 or 8 years I recall. Seen her in line-ups in all of these mp's and her service / attitude is truly YMMV. Good thing her fake bod makes up for the horse face 'and mane.

[QUOTE=Stockholm;1562515]Stopped by the place on Magnolia Lampson since its on my way to & from my current work assignment & decided to ask them if I may see the day's line-up, since I've been there 2x already. I always pick the girl who smiles directly at me and makes the most eye contact, and does the most hip & butt movement when she introduces herself. The whole thing about seeing the line-up and the girls go into the room one by one is a really great thing at the Latina places. (Reminds me of a place on Bullis Street in Compton back in the 90's) Anyways, the one who fit the bill was the greeter at the window, Lori. I saw her before in the hallway or reception before and noticed her nice tan, but this time she smiled at me and there was a naughty smile and flirty look in her eye. Glad I picked her because I had a fun time. I was kinda fascinated by her body (big ass like a shelf, DD boobs) she looks like those ladies in those lactation websites. I spent a few minutes feeling her up and enjoying her curves. She's a brunette with wavy long hair and big ass. She wore a tight blue dress with flat shoes that day, but I would like to ask her to wear pumps next time so I can enjoy watching her try to balance with those huge tata's and big heavy ass. Overall a pretty good time.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Twjox;1562425]Just struck out with this spot despite its great reviews. What's up with this spot?[/QUOTE]Tell us how you approached the situation, what do you look like etc, are you experienced. I am sure we will rax you a bit, but will critique you for future action.

For example, did you park the B&W in front, walk in in uniform and started the massage in long woolen underwear?

Any recommendations for somewhere to get a decent somewhat professional manscape? Seems as I get older I'm losing it in my head and growing it in my ears, nose, an downstairs!

HE would be nice but not mandatory.

I'm here for the week on business and all I can say is Wow. Wowowow.

A Latina with an unbelievable body opened the door wearing a very tight, turquoise dress. I about lost it on the spot. I thought to myself, there is absolutely no way I'll be lucky enough to have her as well. They're going to make up some crazy excuse. Turns out I was wrong. I got her, and it was phenomenal. Her DDs are real and very, very nice. Her latina booty is a perfect handful. Her body is absolutely bangin'. .5 for the massage, and then she quoted another. 6 for HJ, .8 for CBJ, and $ for FS.

I will definitely return before I head back home.

I've had to be persistent with certain providers at this spot. There are some great providers and there are some run of the mill (no touching, not much fun). I only see one person here now. Who is probably my ATF. Because the rest of the crew has been just OK.

The basic rules apply. Use them and you won't strike out.

[QUOTE=Twjox;1562425]Just struck out with this spot despite its great reviews. What's up with this spot?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Member #2157; 1563320]Any recommendations for somewhere to get a decent somewhat professional manscape? Seems as I get older I'm losing it in my head and growing it in my ears, nose, an downstairs!

HE would be nice but not mandatory.[/QUOTE]I tried manscaping once on a dare. Wasn't too bad and got a HJ at the end. My friend does it every week. PM me and I can give you a a couple. Most do massage too.

In Irvine on Main and jamboree. Anyone try it yet? I may go next week. Looks legit though.

Last Saturday I made an appointment to get a massage at my usual spot. The place that's about 98% legit; only two ladies there have ever given me a HE. I arrive and am greeted by B. Pay for an hour and tip her upfront for a total of $100. Sometimes the quality of B's massages vary and this time seemed to be one of the lesser quality sessions, but it could have just been me since I did not have any pain or soreness.

She comes and begins the massage just the way I like it, with her shirt lifted up enough so that I can feel her stomach pressed against me as she massages. Does the usual routine of back and shoulder massage including walking on my back. She then begins using her right forearm like a rolling pin and goes from my middle back up to my shoulder. Then with the other arm she does the same thing, but from lower back down to over my butt. Then instead of rolling her arm over my butt she switches it so that her hand and forearm go down between my ass cheeks and grazing my asshole and balls. She continues with this and throws in rubbing my balls and reaching under to rub the tip of my cock. This then leads to her using her finger on my asshole as she begins to insert her finger deeper & deeper into my ass. This is something I didn't think I would like, but something about it feels sort of pleasurable. Once her finger is in my ass she then uses the remaining free fingers on that hand to rub my balls. After removing her finger she excuses herself to go wash her hands and upon her returns has me flip over. Massages my face and scalp and then rubs the rest of the front of my body and eventually walks on my thighs and shoulders. She then straddles me and massages my chest and stomach while rocking back and forth on top of me. After getting off of me she comments that it is hot and then lifts up her shirt to reveal her nice sized man made tits. She then begins to stroke my cock while allowing me to touch her tits, ass and pussy and even allowing some FIV. When I am about to cum I tell her and she then takes her free hand and applies pressure to my asshole again. As always I nutted hard. I think it's because it's practically a long slow build up of a 50-55 minute tease with the last 5-10 minutes being the release.

Looks like the Xtian Bookstore next to Bee Cee Spa across from the Century Theatre has left the building. Not sure if its because of the bad economy or what. But now the Spa has a neon "open" sign. Before, they had no confidence becuz of their bible thumping neighbors.

Maybe the prudes got tired of hearing the "thumping" of another kind from next door and tore up their lease.

Saw an ad on BP. Any info

[QUOTE=Bronsonator;1564052]In Irvine on Main and jamboree. Anyone try it yet? I may go next week. Looks legit though.[/QUOTE]Don't waste your time, brother.

It dawned on me (after so many years!) that some mongers aren't getting the best deals because they think they will never pass screening. Or they are not willing to give out ANY private information. Students, self-employed, in-between jobs. Can't speak enough English or whatever.

It can be done, FREE. As far as screening is concerned, most likely you need to do it once. I can point you to properly registered companies that provide those services. You do not need to provide any private information. They don't even know what they are helping you for. Free because of free trial for new customers. Do all your screening in a week and you will never need to do it again. You can always start another new trial, or you can keep the account for a small monthly fee.

I won't publish everything as that will make the scheme stop working. You have to PM me and if you look like you are into hookers, I will tell you everything. I have no connections to any company.

It doesn't help evil mongers because they still have to make an effort to go through it. LE very unlikely get permission to do that. And all that only takes you to the first hook up. It depends on your "performance" to stay in as good standing clients.

Still, you have to have a phone number when you hook up. Not walking into AMP's whenever you like. Last time I looked, you can get AT&T go phone for less than $10, and $25 for 3 months for minimum talk time. Or you can get a respectable Android phone direct from China for about $100, unlocked no contract. They still have weired dual sim card slots inside (for international travel). (Some phones have app stores that are not compatible with US market.)

These are dark days indeed. Prices climbing, jobs scarce.

How many mongers are staying away because they are broke? For the first time in years, it seems opening a R & T joint is not a guaranteed profit.

Some stores are even closing down due to low revenue.

I propose a viable solution for everyone: all prices should be LOWERED by 20 %.

[QUOTE=Lerrena;1564819]Don't waste your time, brother.[/QUOTE]In actually in the market for a legit massage- for once haha

[QUOTE=FunTrust;1562617]I am glad we cleared that mystery up. Does anyone know what she calls a Russian?[/QUOTE]Back in college, we used to call this "French Fucking." But it is titty fucking with a pearl necklace. For me, I always need some manual help at least, and preferably bb oral help. Maybe an occasional lick to the tip of my glans penis, or to the underside where there is that tightly stretched strip of skin in the middle that you're afraid is going to rip off.

Had an hour to kill last night and it had been a while. First time there K lady 35 ish jeans and shirt about a 5. Nice body. 40 hh.

Wasn't expecting much as lots of advertising put front. Jeans and the bars on ceiling when I got in the room confirmed it.

Same lady that walked me in was the masseuse Very good massage. Walk on back deep tissue so pretty much had resigned myself to just the massage. About halfway in I start to hear the mo get in the next room just going to town and I start thinking maybe. Bit no questions about if I had been there before etc. On the flip she starts rubbing pretty close on my inner thigh and she wakes up jr. Still not sure yet tho. Other leg she begins blatantly brushing and let's the towel fall to the side. She begins massaging the boys and asks me if its OK. I say sure and she gives an excellent HJ. Cleans me up and leaves the room. I get dressed and when she comes back in with water I give her. 4. The kicker. She was completely surprised I gave her. 4. Will return. From what I heard in the next room it's got to be FS.

I was a little leery of a set-up because of what happened recently in the neighborhood but the phone, a cellphone registered in Newport Beach, has been used for this of thing before. And the mispelled cross street also points to a real business. If I can get time this week, I'll check it out and report.

[QUOTE=Fe Maiden;1564573]Saw an ad on BP. Any info[/QUOTE]

I too have been very leery due to the recent activity in my favorite circular business park area in Irvine, combined with the fact that they blatantly advertise on BP. But jr was insistent and I gave in. Upstairs. 5 at the door. Ever been here before? Nope. K hottie comes into the room. Same question same answer, followed with a. , but you've been to others right? I answer many and the fun begins. Full menu very enthusiastic and about a 9. 5 in looks. The usual 1 tip. Will return.

Guys,

I've seen Ysa (mature dark, short asian with nicely enhanced boops) there. Very nice massage followed by an unrushed HJ. Great gal!

Question is: Has anyone gotten more than a HJ? Thanks.

[QUOTE=James D 2004;1565339]Last time I looked, you can get AT&T go phone for less than $10, and $25 for 3 months for minimum talk time. Or you can get a respectable Android phone direct from China for about $100, unlocked no contract. They still have weired dual sim card slots inside (for international travel). (Some phones have app stores that are not compatible with US market.)[/QUOTE]If you're getting a prepay phone. Pickup a $100 card, you get more minutes and they are good for a full year. It's a pain to keep buying $25 cards. The worst thing is to schedule a date, then find your phone has expired. You might also want to get a phone with a qwerty keypad. Otherwise texting is going to suck.

[QUOTE=SlappySalami;1565382]Back in college, we used to call this "French Fucking." But it is titty fucking with a pearl necklace. For me, I always need some manual help at least, and preferably bb oral help. Maybe an occasional lick to the tip of my glans penis, or to the underside where there is that tightly stretched strip of skin in the middle that you're afraid is going to rip off.[/QUOTE]Hey brother, is that just a little too much information. Just saying. LOL

Was feeling a bit hung over Sunday & the games sucked. Kinda was feeling a little randy, so I fired up the tablet and scoped out myredbook. Com for a change. Saw an ad for a place on GG near Magnolia. Found the place in a little shopping center. There was a foot massage place (looked non.sensual) next door, and I found the place 1 door down.

My provider was "Tracy." She was a VN chick, approx 28-35 range, slender shapely body. Face 6-7ish body also 7ish. She wore cute little heels but her friendly & slightly naughty smile was the best thing about her. I opted for the nude CBJ for. 4 +.7. I think she's a smoker, but I don't care as long as she doesn't light one up during the massage. Anyways, she got the job done & she had a good attitude. The smile and eye contact are really important to me. If I walk into a place and I don't feel the girl is happy to see me, I say thanks and walk out.

I'm thinking backpage is played out. However, myredbook seems to have less moderation and more extreme looking ads. What other good websites are there for mongers and what's the concensus favorite website? HX? ********?

[QUOTE=SCJohn;1565918]If you're getting a prepay phone. Pickup a $100 card, you get more minutes and they are good for a full year. It's a pain to keep buying $25 cards. The worst thing is to schedule a date, then find your phone has expired. You might also want to get a phone with a qwerty keypad. Otherwise texting is going to suck.[/QUOTE]If you want minutes, H2O those sort of reseller carrier have a lot more. Currently AT&T allows you to have an online account and auto refill when the money expires. That's no maintainence for a 2nd phone, and you can lost your crappy phone or change number any time with at most a lost of $25. I text in the computer via google voice if I have to. If you really need to text on the go, get an cheap Android direct from China. Keypad is obsolete. But of course you can get an iPhone 5 for that, but like to have a 2nd number and phone that I can turn off when not in use, and leave my 1st phone in the car when I have an appointment. You'll be surprised how many iPhones people leave in restaurants.

[QUOTE=Oneoh8; 1565512]Had an hour to kill last night and it had been a while. First time there K lady 35 ish jeans and shirt about a 5. Nice body. 40 hh.

Wasn't expecting much as lots of advertising put front. Jeans and the bars on ceiling when I got in the room confirmed it.

Same lady that walked me in was the masseuse Very good massage. Walk on back deep tissue so pretty much had resigned myself to just the massage. About halfway in I start to hear the mo get in the next room just going to town and I start thinking maybe. Bit no questions about if I had been there before etc. On the flip she starts rubbing pretty close on my inner thigh and she wakes up jr. Still not sure yet tho. Other leg she begins blatantly brushing and let's the towel fall to the side. She begins massaging the boys and asks me if its OK. I say sure and she gives an excellent HJ. Cleans me up and leaves the room. I get dressed and when she comes back in with water I give her. 4. The kicker. She was completely surprised I gave her. 4. Will return. From what I heard in the next room it's got to be FS.[/QUOTE]What is SS? I know Lake Forest and don't recall any places that sound or fit description of "SS'

CK

[QUOTE=Cali Kilo; 1566409]What is SS? I know Lake Forest and don't recall any places that sound or fit description of "SS'

CK[/QUOTE]I guess that it is sunshine spa, never been there, but sounds like maybe I should check it out.

Was in the mood for some Asian flavours and decided to check out the Imperial Ave place near 22 Brookhurst. Saw "Cindy," a lovely, slender cutie about 26-30 yrs? I'm not that good with age. She was super naughty, I lifted her up onto the table & went to town on her titty's. I asked for and she started bbj & it felt real good so I just told her to run with it. I popped way way sooner than I wanted to. Was pissed at myself for not holding out for more. Overall, she looked good, her bolt-ons were not as soft as I like, but they looked good. She also had a very cute face. Will be back for more soon.

Cindy is getting around a lot. She also works at AC#6. Once I went to at motel incall in GG, guess who was there, yup Cindy.

Even saw her car at Bebe but she wasn't there.

Asian Lover.

[QUOTE=AstroSlide;1566604]Was in the mood for some Asian flavours and decided to check out the Imperial Ave place near 22 Brookhurst. Saw "Cindy," a lovely, slender cutie about 26-30 yrs? I'm not that good with age. She was super naughty, I lifted her up onto the table & went to town on her titty's. I asked for and she started bbj & it felt real good so I just told her to run with it. I popped way way sooner than I wanted to. Was pissed at myself for not holding out for more. Overall, she looked good, her bolt-ons were not as soft as I like, but they looked good. She also had a very cute face. Will be back for more soon.[/QUOTE]

So when I first started um. You know visiting these great Massage Parlors, they were all $40 for a half hour. Everywhere from Skypark to Garden Grove, all of them $40 for half hour. But now eveywhere I try it is $50 for hh. I don't get it, when did this become the norm? Shouldn't they have a cheaper door rate so we tip the girl more? Between the gas prices and the door prices, I can't afford to play anymore (at least as much as I like to be)! Damn.

[QUOTE=Milcanjose;1567206]So when I first started um. You know visiting these great Massage Parlors, they were all $40 for a half hour. Everywhere from Skypark to Garden Grove, all of them $40 for half hour. But now eveywhere I try it is $50 for hh. I don't get it, when did this become the norm? Shouldn't they have a cheaper door rate so we tip the girl more? Between the gas prices and the door prices, I can't afford to play anymore (at least as much as I like to be)! Damn.[/QUOTE]Yup. The house cannot make money like before according to some of the mms & pps's I've chatted with. Each girl makes more in a day than the whole house if they pull in 6 customers a day only. I heard some parlours are busy sometimes doing 12. 20 a day. But some lesser known or run down places are slow as hell, doing fewer than 7 or 5 the whole day.

But know this, a $50 HALF HOUR price is code for F. S.

I remember back in the old days in 1996 or so, Body Centre in Fullerton was so god damned booked that you had to make appointments for the next day or next fucking week! They were booked solid all day, just to get sensual massage and handie (for known regualrs). They had 40. 60 customers a DAY back then. Those were the golden days for massage joints. They had less competition back then, also. Remember "Body Comfort" on Moulton back in the day? Holy shit. They had 50 customers on a Tuesday.

The bottom line: the United States (now a subsidiary of the UN) is an empty shell of its former self. The economy is a train wreck.

[QUOTE=SlappySalami; 1567283]Yup. The house cannot make money.

The bottom line: the United States (now a subsidiary of the UN) is an empty shell of its former self. The economy is a train wreck.[/QUOTE]The house fee goes to pay initial construction build out, rent, electricity, water, advertising, licenses, management, CPA, and taxes just like any other business. The therapists tip mamma and pay a few bucks for food and pocket the rest. From what I heard they're more than a few parlors that are barely covering bills if not underwater. 5 years ago you would have to pay 100k or more for such a business, now they're going for next to nothing.

In 1992 I would pay a pleasant girl of the avenue $ to spend a half hour of time. Gas was 89 cents. Now, similar girls are asking for. 4 to. 6 and gas hovers in the. 04 range. Something is certainly amidst.