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The empty squad car is always there behind twin peaks in the median. Not sure why. Your gut feeling was correct. Besides a sting, what if hotel mgt thought the girl was no good and called the cops to investigate. Many scenarios. Better to walk away.

[QUOTE=Cylon;3589514]Better safe than sorry. Too much Uncle LEO near by for me to enjoy myself, so I probably would have postponed as well.

But like someone else pointed out, if it was a sting, you almost certainly wouldn't have seen them until too late. Unless of course, this was part of some clever reverse psych thing by Johnny Law. Like, advertise our presence so people will think there is no way we would be conducting a sting in this situation. TOTALLY unlikely but playing all the angles.

Always trust your gut![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Todds57;3586043]Don't do it.

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SYM.

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Hey Gents! So quick question. I've been posting on the sister site for a little while, and took all the feedback I got into consideration on rates and such. This isn't meant as an advertisement at all, so I would definitely love some feedback from other providers as well as hobbyists, on ways to up on traffic. I don't want to be super high traffic, but not as low volume as I have been from this site. Is incall a major deal, as I don't typically have a location. If so, what's the best area for one? I've noticed that business in Orlando is kind of crappy, so some advice and feedback would be awesome. Thank you everyone!

[QUOTE=XxHarleyXx;3614617]Hey Gents! So quick question. I've been posting on the sister site for a little while, and took all the feedback I got into consideration on rates and such. This isn't meant as an advertisement at all, so I would definitely love some feedback from other providers as well as hobbyists, on ways to up on traffic. I don't want to be super high traffic, but not as low volume as I have been from this site. Is incall a major deal, as I don't typically have a location. If so, what's the best area for one? I've noticed that business in Orlando is kind of crappy, so some advice and feedback would be awesome. Thank you everyone![/QUOTE]Harley, if the entire mongering world followed this site, it would be great. Anyone with web access can read reviews here. On the other site you have to be VIP. The reality is that that everyone seems to know about Backpage and a smaller subset of those know about this site. I've been told by girls in the business that most of their trade comes from BP. Advertise in multiple places. Yes, incall is a major deal. We can't bring you home, obviously and, besides adding to the cost of the date, renting a room leaves a paper trail.

[QUOTE=RoadWarrior2K;3614828]Harley, if the entire mongering world followed this site, it would be great. Anyone with web access can read reviews here. On the other site you have to be VIP. The reality is that that everyone seems to know about Backpage and a smaller subset of those know about this site. I've been told by girls in the business that most of their trade comes from BP. Advertise in multiple places. Yes, incall is a major deal. We can't bring you home, obviously and, besides adding to the cost of the date, renting a room leaves a paper trail.[/QUOTE]Don't usually waste a post, but very well said RW.

[QUOTE=XxHarleyXx;3614617]Hey Gents! So quick question. I've been posting on the sister site for a little while, and took all the feedback I got into consideration on rates and such. This isn't meant as an advertisement at all, so I would definitely love some feedback from other providers as well as hobbyists, on ways to up on traffic. I don't want to be super high traffic, but not as low volume as I have been from this site. Is incall a major deal, as I don't typically have a location. If so, what's the best area for one? I've noticed that business in Orlando is kind of crappy, so some advice and feedback would be awesome. Thank you everyone![/QUOTE]At least for me, incall is a must. I'm sure it is for a lot of others too.

[QUOTE=XxHarleyXx;3614617]Hey Gents! ... Is incall a major deal, as I don't typically have a location. If so, what's the best area for one? I've noticed that business in Orlando is kind of crappy, so some advice and feedback would be awesome. Thank you everyone![/QUOTE]For the provider to get an incall is much easier and cheaper as you can spread the cost between multiple appointments and still give us a great rate. I personally like the universal or the airport area since there is way less chance for me to bump into someone I know and the hotels are cheaper and higher quality.

Are their any kinky couples out there looking for some bareback fun, clean drug and disease free guy here, would like to find a play couple.

To all the vets here.

[QUOTE=OliverOil;3616518]To all the vets here.[/QUOTE]Thank you!

Do not, I repeat do not fall for this ad unless you like wearing matching pairs of silver bracelets!

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BG111.

All Seniors and Regular members fall in. Attention Hut! Hand salute! Ready Hut. I salute you guys for all you've sacrificed. Most people will never know or fully understand what we have sacrificed so the rest of you could hobby a long freely. Enjoy all the free meals we have earned. I know plan to starting with breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Hopefully a provider would feel patriotic and rock our world on the house LOL. I'm kidding ladies, maybe.

BG111.

[QUOTE=BuffGuy111;3617348]All Seniors and Regular members fall in. Attention Hut! Hand salute! Ready Hut. I salute you guys for all you've sacrificed. Most people will never know or fully understand what we have sacrificed so the rest of you could hobby a long freely. Enjoy all the free meals we have earned. I know plan to starting with breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Hopefully a provider would feel patriotic and rock our world on the house LOL. I'm kidding ladies, maybe.

BG111.[/QUOTE]At least a complementary blow job would be nice. Anyone?

Sox.

[QUOTE=Redsox2005;3617363]At least a complementary blow job would be nice. Anyone?

Sox.[/QUOTE]Sounds good!

BG111.

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My ATF, Dana, is currently in Altamonte / Maitland, so I have to make the trip from Melbourne each week, I-95 to 528 to 417 to 408 to I-4 to Maitland. I suppose you Orlando folks are used to this but this I-4 construction catches us out-of-towners by surprise. That I-4 / Maitland interchange is an absolute nightmare. The GPS is useless because the streets don't match the map anymore and I feel like I'm driving on a Spanish Bowline knot. Today, 5 minutes before I'm supposed to be there, I can see the building I'm headed to, but I have no idea how to get there. It's like the Johnny Cash song "One Piece At A Time" where he went to put in the bolts and all the holes were gone, only in this case all the roads are gone. I finally had to give up on the car's GPS and use Google Maps on my phone to figure out how to get there. If you're not really familiar with this area and should you care to indulge, I'd suggest taking the 436 exit and use 436 and 434 to get there. Your GPS will have no trouble. By the way, the date was great.

I 4 and maitland is a complete mess and changes weekly.

It will be great once completed, but avoid if possible.

[QUOTE=RoadWarrior2K;3618991]My ATF, Dana, is currently in Altamonte / Maitland, so I have to make the trip from Melbourne each week, I-95 to 528 to 417 to 408 to I-4 to Maitland. I suppose you Orlando folks are used to this but this I-4 construction catches us out-of-towners by surprise. That I-4 / Maitland interchange is an absolute nightmare. The GPS is useless because the streets don't match the map anymore and I feel like I'm driving on a Spanish Bowline knot. Today, 5 minutes before I'm supposed to be there, I can see the building I'm headed to, but I have no idea how to get there. It's like the Johnny Cash song "One Piece At A Time" where he went to put in the bolts and all the holes were gone, only in this case all the roads are gone. I finally had to give up on the car's GPS and use Google Maps on my phone to figure out how to get there. If you're not really familiar with this area and should you care to indulge, I'd suggest taking the 436 exit and use 436 and 434 to get there. Your GPS will have no trouble. By the way, the date was great.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bjceb;3619248]

It will be great once completed, but avoid if possible.[/QUOTE]Here's the dirty truth- the day before the ribbon-cutting on "the Ultimate I-4", it will be outdated, obsolete. It's a total snafu because the engineers don't actually drive or understand automobiles.

Is it possible to pay all cash for a cheap phone and sit up a line without showing I'd and using a fake name? I want to give out a phone number but don't want girls tracing my name on the internet and knocking on my door. The last cheap phone from Radio Shack I purchase, had to show my Drivers license home address. They said homeland security required all that info. Any help or suggestion In this area would be appreciated. Bush Hog.

Get a Trac Phone. Walmart - Walgreeens. Whatever. If you are really paranoid, activate it from a pay phone. Takes some work to find one but you can do it. Give a fake name and zip and POOF. You have what you need.

Happy mongering.

-CMM.

[QUOTE=BushHog;3624115]Is it possible to pay all cash for a cheap phone and sit up a line without showing I'd and using a fake name? I want to give out a phone number but don't want girls tracing my name on the internet and knocking on my door. The last cheap phone from Radio Shack I purchase, had to show my Drivers license home address. They said homeland security required all that info. Any help or suggestion In this area would be appreciated. Bush Hog.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CallMeMatthew;3624231]Get a Trac Phone. Walmart - Walgreeens. Whatever. If you are really paranoid, activate it from a pay phone. Takes some work to find one but you can do it. Give a fake name and zip and POOF. You have what you need.

Happy mongering.

-CMM.[/QUOTE]Most truck stops, Speedway, Race Tracks, etc have pay phones. Almost any place there's a trucker lounge.

Be smart and safe out there.

NC Hunter.

[QUOTE=YankeeDoodle;3620392]Here's the dirty truth- the day before the ribbon-cutting on "the Ultimate I-4", it will be outdated, obsolete. It's a total snafu because the engineers don't actually drive or understand automobiles.[/QUOTE]It is now official. I-4 is the deadliest roadway in the entire USA. More fatalities on that road that any other road in America. That's saying something. Also, Orlando has the highest number of pedestrian and bicycle deaths of ANY other city in the nation. Be aware out there and drive safe!

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I deleted this post because I will never allow these tables to get turned. A monger has three responsibilites

Bath, (unless you have worked it out in advance that you want her sucking your sweaty balls)

Be on time (or inform the value professional that you are having time issues and see if you can work something out)

Inform yourself as to her limits and have the full amount agreed on

If you have done all of that than ANYTHING else that goes wrong is her responsibility end of story and I will not allow anybody to say that the people PAYING for the service are responsible if that service sucks.

If you have something to say about this take it to the fight thread. I will warn you in advance that I will own you over it.

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[QUOTE=BushHog;3624115]Is it possible to pay all cash for a cheap phone and sit up a line without showing I'd and using a fake name? I want to give out a phone number but don't want girls tracing my name on the internet and knocking on my door. The last cheap phone from Radio Shack I purchase, had to show my Drivers license home address. They said homeland security required all that info. Any help or suggestion In this area would be appreciated. Bush Hog.[/QUOTE]You should use Google Voice. It's free, new number, and still use your smart phone.

This weekend, Camp World stadium used to be Citrus Bowl, and that's ground zero for some of the worst traffic jams you have ever seen! Those with Donk-mobiles will just park anywhere and crank up the tunes.

[QUOTE=Vino7373;3624319]It is now official. I-4 is the deadliest roadway in the entire USA. More fatalities on that road that any other road in America. That's saying something. Also, Orlando has the highest number of pedestrian and bicycle deaths of ANY other city in the nation. Be aware out there and drive safe![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BushHog;3624115]Is it possible to pay all cash for a cheap phone and sit up a line without showing I'd and using a fake name? I want to give out a phone number but don't want girls tracing my name on the internet and knocking on my door. The last cheap phone from Radio Shack I purchase, had to show my Drivers license home address. They said homeland security required all that info. Any help or suggestion In this area would be appreciated. Bush Hog.[/QUOTE]I have been using an app for iPhone for the last 2 years call Burner. It has been reliable and it avoids the " why do you have 2 phones" questions from the wifey. It requires a fingerprint or separate code to see messages so even if she got in there would be nothing there.

Just another option to google voice and a physical burner.

Stay safe. Harry P.

[QUOTE=HarryPlopper;3626833]I have been using an app for iPhone for the last 2 years call Burner. It has been reliable and it avoids the " why do you have 2 phones" questions from the wifey. It requires a fingerprint or separate code to see messages so even if she got in there would be nothing there.

Just another option to google voice and a physical burner.

Stay safe. Harry P.[/QUOTE]Holy shit man I can't believe that I've never heard of this app before. It's pretty bad ass actually. I am doing the trial version right now but will def upgrage to the full version. You can change numbers monthly and it's pretty cheap in comparison to another burner phone. Thanks for the good tip.

Today I stopped at Premier Outlet just south of Holden, usually I go to Fairvilla Mega on NOBT. My little helpers are several dollars cheaper at Fairvilla, AND FAIRVILLA GIVES A 10% DISCOUNT TO VETERANS. I asked at Premier if vets got a discount, and they looked at me like I just farted. Last time I will go there fer sure. Yd.

[QUOTE=YankeeDoodle;3630592]Today I stopped at Premier Outlet just south of Holden, usually I go to Fairvilla Mega on NOBT. My little helpers are several dollars cheaper at Fairvilla, AND FAIRVILLA GIVES A 10% DISCOUNT TO VETERANS. I asked at Premier if vets got a discount, and they looked at me like I just farted. Last time I will go there fer sure. Yd.[/QUOTE]Do you need prescription for the male enhancement drugs?

[QUOTE=YankeeDoodle;3630592]Today I stopped at Premier Outlet just south of Holden, usually I go to Fairvilla Mega on NOBT. My little helpers are several dollars cheaper at Fairvilla, AND FAIRVILLA GIVES A 10% DISCOUNT TO VETERANS. I asked at Premier if vets got a discount, and they looked at me like I just farted. Last time I will go there fer sure. Yd.[/QUOTE]Try the adult store on Taft Vineland between OBT and Orange Avenue. Way better prices than Premier. Or better yet, the small video store on E Colonial between Forsyth and Semoran next to a pawn shop. Last time I was there I got their 2 pill special for around 11 bucks and they worked great!

[QUOTE=Erik45;3630848]Do you need prescription for the male enhancement drugs?[/QUOTE]I have this undocumented idea that if I don't get a script, I am somewhat safer and don't need to tell my doctor. I would be afraid to get somebody else's script. I imagine I will end my days with my pants in my hand anyway! Maybe shot in the ass crawling out the window of some lady whose husband came home early. I always did want to do a "James Dean" and live fast, love hard, die young, and leave a good looking corpse with such a hard-on, the undertaker can't close the lid.

Yd.

[QUOTE=YankeeDoodle;3630592]Today I stopped at Premier Outlet just south of Holden, usually I go to Fairvilla Mega on NOBT. My little helpers are several dollars cheaper at Fairvilla, AND FAIRVILLA GIVES A 10% DISCOUNT TO VETERANS. I asked at Premier if vets got a discount, and they looked at me like I just farted. Last time I will go there fer sure. Yd.[/QUOTE]What male enhancement pill are you talking about?

Check out the Viagra & other Performance Enhancements forum in the Special Interests grouping. Lots of good info there.

If you're still young and studly, a normal dose of any of these drugs will get you up and keep you up for 30 minutes. Keep in mind that if you have a real ED issue, like the one I shared in a PM to you, you probably have other underlying issues which should be evaluated by a doctor first. Each has side effects you should be aware of. And over time you learn what they are and how to safely use the drug. There is no happy solution to at the doctor if you get and stay up too long.

You can buy anything on the net. While in Dominican Republic all the standard ED drugs were avaialble without a prescription. These drugs are expensive to a point that many fly-by-night advertisers take advantage of you. Nonetheless, there are some manufacturers in India, German and Britain that produce the pills with the same potency and efficacy as their American originals. It's a wild guess with others. If a pharmacy, including some US-based Canadian outfits like I use, require a prescription because they know the mfg they're using is offering a good product. And the pricing is the same as you find on the net. Just a correct dosage.

PM me if you need specifics.

Mac Out.

[QUOTE=YankeeDoodle;3631146]I have this undocumented idea that if I don't get a script, I am somewhat safer and don't need to tell my doctor. I would be afraid to get somebody else's script. I imagine I will end my days with my pants in my hand anyway! Maybe shot in the ass crawling out the window of some lady whose husband came home early. I always did want to do a "James Dean" and live fast, love hard, die young, and leave a good looking corpse with such a hard-on, the undertaker can't close the lid.

Yd.[/QUOTE]

I take Liquid Tadalafil (Cialis) for a stack protocol follow. I'm only 49 and doubt I have ED but used to occasionally have issues while on my adderall. When I started looking for ways to ramp up the Nitric Oxide, it now overtakes the adderall effect. I wake up rock hard and ready every morning.

[QUOTE=FlbMac31;3631155]Check out the Viagra & other Performance Enhancements forum in the Special Interests grouping. Lots of good info there.

If you're still young and studly, a normal dose of any of these drugs will get you up and keep you up for 30 minutes. Keep in mind that if you have a real ED issue, like the one I shared in a PM to you, you probably have other underlying issues which should be evaluated by a doctor first. Each has side effects you should be aware of. And over time you learn what they are and how to safely use the drug. There is no happy solution to at the doctor if you get and stay up too long.

You can buy anything on the net. While in Dominican Republic all the standard ED drugs were avaialble without a prescription. These drugs are expensive to a point that many fly-by-night advertisers take advantage of you. Nonetheless, there are some manufacturers in India, German and Britain that produce the pills with the same potency and efficacy as their American originals. It's a wild guess with others. If a pharmacy, including some US-based Canadian outfits like I use, require a prescription because they know the mfg they're using is offering a good product. And the pricing is the same as you find on the net. Just a correct dosage.

PM me if you need specifics.

Mac Out.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Redsox2005;3633390]Got to do your time, give reviews, and become a valued member to our literacy club. We all did it. Give and you shall receive (one day).

Sox.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ChrisSchaaf;3633088]So, how do you become SM again? What is the difference between SM and others. Just move here from different State where we use different board like tna.[/QUOTE]This is from the forum's FAQ section.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/faq.php?faq=member_type_questions[/URL]#faq_membership_type_questions_02.

As many of you know, I like seeing regular girls. My problem is that my regular rotation are all going through some issues right now. It sucks how all of them are having problems right at the same time! LOL.

I am looking for a couple of safe girls that I can put into my rotation. A safe incall is preferred but not required. I'd like for her to be attractive but she doesn't have to be model material. A GFE girl is a definite plus. I don't really want a BBW but a little extra is OK. Finally, I'm looking for a girl with lower gift requirements for the hh.

Maybe some of your have UTRs or favs that are willing to lower their gifts in exchange for seeing a safe, decent guy that could become a regular.

If any of you have some suggestions for me, you can either answer publicly or PM me. As many of you know, I've contributed quite a bit to the forum and given out several UTR girls. Thanks in advance. Vino.

[QUOTE=Vino7373;3638429]As many of you know, I like seeing regular girls. My problem is that my regular rotation are all going through some issues right now. It sucks how all of them are having problems right at the same time! LOL.

I am looking for a couple of safe girls that I can put into my rotation. A safe incall is preferred but not required. I'd like for her to be attractive but she doesn't have to be model material. A GFE girl is a definite plus. I don't really want a BBW but a little extra is OK. Finally, I'm looking for a girl with lower gift requirements for the hh.

Maybe some of your have UTRs or favs that are willing to lower their gifts in exchange for seeing a safe, decent guy that could become a regular.

If any of you have some suggestions for me, you can either answer publicly or PM me. As many of you know, I've contributed quite a bit to the forum and given out several UTR girls. Thanks in advance. Vino.[/QUOTE]I would like to know as well.

Saw this ad for Live Maids, checked out the website, and am really interested.

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However, I was unable to find any reviews on this site or another. Does any one have any info or experience with them?

Thanks,

KO.

Replied to a Ad in Craig's List. Chick sent me a photo of perky tits. Said I could meet her at her hotel parking lot. Price is $125. Said I must confirm the price was good and gave me a show up time. I am thinking, if I agree for a price for sex and show up. I Could get cuffed up. Any experienc Mongers think this is a sting? Bush Hog.