Need Advice Re a Possible UTR Find
Guys, I'm trying to play my cards here right and I need your help. Recently went to a chain restaurant that has a bar (one I'd never been to before) where there was a new bartender in her early 20's. Got to doing some small chit chat with her and she introduces herself to me, which seemed to me like a good sign. I was careful not to overdo the chit chat lest I signal how much I want to get into her panties. My sixth sense tell me this chick would give up her ass for cash if I play my cards right. Has a visible tattoo which, in my experience, is a chick's way of signaling she's a ****. Thoughts on how to proceed?
Why Kenwood Jack writes those long, boring reviews
When Kenwood Jack is reading a review, he is always looking for a reason to not see a provider. Each of us mongers has his own parameters he can or must live within. I have listed many reasons why a monger may choose to [U]not[/U] go to a provider.
[B][red]SOME MONGERS WON'T SEE A PROVIDER [i]WHO[/i]:[/red][/B]
[B]won't swallow. [/B]
[B][red]won't offer cim. [/red][/B]
[B]won't offer bbbj. [/B]
[B]won't do greek. [/B]
[B]won't kiss. [/B]
[B]won't dfk. [/B]
[B]won't do cfs. [/B]
[B]won't allow daty. [/B]
[B]does not offer fetish fulfillment. [/B]
[B]is not thin. [/B]
[B]is not a bbw. [/B]
[B]is of color. [/B]
[B]is a butterface. [/B]
[B]does not have big boobs. [/B]
[B]does not have little boobies. [/B]
[B]is not freshly showered. [/B]
[B]smells like cigarettes. [/B]
[B]is older than 30. [/B]
[B]does not have incall. [/B]
[B]works out of a hotel or motel or notel. [/B]
[B]does not operate out of a certain geographical area. [/B]
[B]is not is a safe neighborhood. [/B]
[B]is hard to schedule. [/B]
[B]does not return calls or texts in a timely fashion. [/B]
[B]smokes. [/B]
[B]wears a lot of perfume. [/B]
[B]who has a smelly incall. [/B]
[B]rushes. [/B]
[B]has no attitude at all (indifferent). [/B]
[B]can't conversate [i](sic). [/i][/B]
[B]needs references. [/B]
[B]charges more than $100. [/B]
Most of the above are of little or no importance to me personally, [B]but,[/B] because they might be important to you, fellow monger, I always try to include as many facts in my posts as possible. I spend my valuable time to find out those important facts [I][u]for[/u] [u]you[/u][/I].
Next time, please ask a question for Kenwood Jack, [B][red]"Is BBBJCIM on the menu?" [/red][/B]If any answer yes, PM Kenwood Jack. I will be forever in your debt, and I pay my debts.
How do you know when you have a great life?
When you have two 23 year old hotties scheduled to show up at your house and when they don't you just go get some pizza instead and then go to the hooker bar and pick up two others.
Man I love my fucking life.