Pro Bodyworks -Lackluster Experience
On Eureka rd in Taylor. Monica was recommended to me by a fellow monger. Supposedly, she is the strongest (for those who like deep tissue) and youngest provider there. Nothing against the person who gave me that recommendation. Each person has their own preferences.
That being said, she was late fifties / early 60's. I saw another woman there who appeared to be very ancient and wise. I don't know why these women aren't put out to pasture a few years before they just turn to dust, but I digress.
Monica was polite and gave an average massage. Extremely rapid movements, which are not relaxing. But that tends to be somewhat typical for Chinese massage.
She started doing the tickle thing when they want to let you know it's game time. My boner had long since gone into hiding, so I said "no thank you. I'm just here for the massage. ".
At the end, I gave her $25 tip ($80 to the house) and she stopped and looked at it as if she was a mixture of confused and disgusted with my cheapness. I said "is that ok?" -No response. She just kept awkwardly recounting her tip, as if the amount I gave her was so insulting that it MUST be a mistake. When she satisfied herself that she had indeed correctly counted the 2 bills I gave her, she made a snarky comment and made some more distasteful facial expressions. I then became certain that I had overtipped her.
Five Lake Spa the one in Macomb
Stopped in the other night around 6.
Right to the table, $80 for the hour (sign says 50 minutes, but it was a little over an hour from walk in to walk out.
Masseuse did a real nice job, on the harder side, paid lots of attention to glutes and lower back.
Younger (mid 30's?) bit of a horse face for my tastes, but after the finger tip tease, she said she'd be right back.
A different provider returned (have had that happen before at places like Alice and Evian).
I now know why Bill Pullman did a Peter Pan off the balconly in the opening scene of the movie, the "new provider" looked like the woman from Grudge.
Whatever, it was too late, liitle vajuxo was commited.
A Benjamin for a coverred french lesson.
Once the gown came off, it was a much more pleasant experience, MILF tone body and open access to her while she did her thing.
Not a fan of covered, but she knew what she was doing and spent a good amount of time doing it.
In retrospect, making the movie refence is probably not a fair criticism, but it was where my mind went, all in all a 40 something MILF.
I don't know if I will repeat, but I certainly won't hold a grudge.
On the way out, I noticed the original masseuse was doing mamsan stuff in the other rooms, even if she has a horse face, I would bend her over.
