Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=ldonshoots;3435275]LOL. Dam sure was man you dudes are cruel for letting him go so long in suspense and good on you NiteTimer for putting him up on things. When I see that tall scarecrow I actually speed up instead of slow down. Sorry again to the OP but I'm still holding my stomach laughing an hour later here.[/QUOTE]Man, I didn't want to say so at first, but me too. Cried laughing when I saw the vid and realized who it was. I'm still chuckling everytime I think of it. We all live and learn.

[QUOTE=Baltimoronic;3435553]I thought dudes were supposed to suck your dick for free. At least that seems to be the point of the 99% of Craigslist ads I have to scroll through while looking for a UTR needle in a haystack.[/QUOTE]Is it bad that all I can think of is the scene from ace Ventura when he takes the plunger to his face after kissing Lois einhorn the tranny police chief? That's what I envision him doing right now.

[QUOTE=EkimEkim;3435601]Is it bad that all I can think of is the scene from ace Ventura when he takes the plunger to his face after kissing Lois einhorn the tranny police chief? That's what I envision him doing right now.[/QUOTE]Guys please stop. I can't even breathe right now I'm still ROTFLMAO. Seriously 4 hrs later my stomach is hurting here. I'm about to find out if someone can truly die from laughing.

[QUOTE=EkimEkim;3435538]Definitely a man. Have seen him on the prowl a lot and have had him approach my Vehicle. I knew right away, or at least knew enough to question it and say no. Hope you are able to forget this ever happened, even worth the video evidence. I'm sure I would be in full freak out mode.[/QUOTE]He approached to my car couple months ago, I knew there was something wrong with him, I immediately said not interested. Another shorter dude also was trying to get pick up in the west side, the other one seemed to be white and was wearing make up, he approached to my window, but it was when I saw his hands were bigger than mine I said thanks, but no thanks.

[QUOTE=VegaWrap;3434928]Amber. Tiny spinner. Great attitude.[/QUOTE]I'd like to see a compilation of baby batter splatter from your top drawer. They look absolutely bewildered by what they just got hit with. Unless they're acting. Either way. Good shit.

[QUOTE=KentKassidy;3435398]You'll always find the quality there much better. Girls are younger, nice bodies. It just cost more. But my motorcycle is, pay for what you want. Some chase the Jackson chicks while others chase more 3 Jackson types. We all ball different (no pun intended) .[/QUOTE]On that account she asked 5 Jackson, I immediately countered 4 Jackson and she immediately said yes, made me think could have gone down lower. At 5 am they are up for it and done for the night into the day. On the way back she said. "I've never seen this street (Fayette) in daylight". Stay safe.

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So long story short hide everything when this one is around. Street name Brooklyn real name Amanda.

So this girl calls me up out of the blue after really not seeing her for a couple years. Plays the no one will help me, I want to stop the madness game. We "talk" for a few days, I even went as far as taking her to see her kids at her parents. The fact that her own parents called the police when she showed up should of steered me away. Fucking dumbass. Smh. Even one of the corner boys smacked her in the back of the head cause she owed him money.

Long story short she stayed at my house for about 3 days. Monday morning comes I go to work. She does to. She got meds from family members and money on her way out the door. Now I believe she is running with the same dumbass that got Tiffany from Dundalk to start robbing her regulars. (orange camaro white stripes). Be careful she is desperate has warrants and on the run.

My Captain save a ho days are over. Guess it was bound to happen.

[QUOTE=CaveMan9;3436434]So long story short hide everything when this one is around. Street name Brooklyn real name Amanda.

So this girl calls me up out of the blue after really not seeing her for a couple years. Plays the no one will help me, I want to stop the madness game. We "talk" for a few days, I even went as far as taking her to see her kids at her parents. The fact that her own parents called the police when she showed up should of steered me away. Fucking dumbass. Smh. Even one of the corner boys smacked her in the back of the head cause she owed him money.

Long story short she stayed at my house for about 3 days. Monday morning comes I go to work. She does to. She got meds from family members and money on her way out the door. Now I believe she is running with the same dumbass that got Tiffany from Dundalk to start robbing her regulars. (orange camaro white stripes). Be careful she is desperate has warrants and on the run.

My Captain save a ho days are over. Guess it was bound to happen.[/QUOTE]It has happened to the best of us, with them mistaking kindness, for charity. Its within their nature, with working that life to hustle, lie, steal, cheat, do whatever to survive.

[QUOTE=VegaWrap;3434928]Amber. Tiny spinner. Great attitude.[/QUOTE]What is the SPF on this lotion?

Swept through town briefly and had the luck to meet Monica on the west side. Picked up on a street jla few blocks past the circle. This is the pretty ass mixed (spanish / white?) young (22) monica I think has been reported on. Clean, beautiful face, and tight college body. She was skittish about going somewhere more private so I opted to let her just simg in the mic. Not the best DT skills but she gets and A for effort and she kept it plenty wet. She told me stories that you guys habe been pretty hard on the girls I'm Bmore which is why she is so leery of newcomers. Hey just like it sucks to have a bullshitter / lazy / scammer provider, remember it is just as bad when a well meaning provider runs into a bad customer. Lets do our part to keep this as drama free for all as possible.

Had some time to kill so I took a few turns around the stroll. Not much out at the circle or in the usual spots so I made a stop at the burger joint to kill some time. After a grilled chicken apple salad, headed back out to hunt. Still not much out so I settled on crazy Bree, looking nice in a long dress just outside the market. Back to the rent-a-bed and when the dress hit the floor, I remembered why I usually pass on her. Her stick thin arms and legs along with her droopy boobs and floppy stomach are bad enough but she now has a fifty cent sized lesion on the top of her foot where she's been shooting up with dirty needles. I'd bet that she'll be the next one found in an abando with a syringe stuck in her arm. Last time with that one.

Called me up looking for dates. Hit me for number.

She had skills when I used to hit it. Wonder what's she got after 2 kids. Used to give long slow head. Popped in that butt a couple times.

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You're making the point of the guys who say you troll this forum by posting shit like this.

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Hey guys Josie from Brooklyn needs a little today I hope the guy that have dated her will step and help. I try my best but my resources will only go so far. Some guys see her and pass her by because she looks to good to be true. She is 5'4" slim long brown hair hazel eyes and a fun time. Treat her well guys NG1957.