Massage Parlor Reports

Was interested in Nuru as I've experienced on Hong Kong and Tokyo trips. Saw the ad on backpage, but no reviews, so TOFTT. Backpage ad was $60 hr, reduced to $50 special.

Small house. Led upstairs by older but fit Mamasan. Quoted full nude Nuru $1. 8 hr, $1. 4 half. English poor at best. Asked to see other girl.

Other girl young, pretty, tight body, large top showing turned out to be small A's and flat ass. Chose 1 hour with her and paid upfront. $180 steep but she's best looking Asian I've seen and I want to try Nuru. Short regular massage followed by her topless with oil laying on my back rolling all around. Would work better with a busty girl.

About 20 minutes in I get a little frisky with her panties and she quickly goes for the finish line. I tell her to wait as I paid for an hour. Her English is very limited. She says "half hour, ok?" As I was almost there and she was denying me a full show, I figure fine, I'll settle for $140 and 30 minutes. Cleanup time and she's walking me out. I ask for the $40 back and she starts playing the no English game.

Mamasan intervenes. They argue. She checks a log notebook and a clock and I clearly show her my prior phone call time on my phone was 33 minutes prior. By now it's clear to me that their English is fine and it's all a rouse. Now half is $160. I don't like being short shifted nor seeing this front, so I insist on the $40. It suddenly appears and I vow never to return. Shame as I was potential repeat customer as the Nuru was different, fun, and place was clean and discrete. Girls must rotate and so have no incentive to build long term client base. Had she simply been nice and asked for a tip I would have had no problem and been generous.

[QUOTE=Satya;2722115]I am grateful to every woman who has allowed me their sexual favors whether I paid for them or not, some were beautiful and some were not so much but they all have value whether young or old.[/QUOTE]I said it before and I'll say it again. I've never seen a ugly woman just some better looking than others.

[QUOTE=Satya;2722115]I am grateful to every woman who has allowed me their sexual favors whether I paid for them or not, some were beautiful and some were not so much but they all have value whether young or old.[/QUOTE]Perfectly put.

[QUOTE=Hungryman23;2722394]Was interested in Nuru as I've experienced on Hong Kong and Tokyo trips. Saw the ad on backpage, but no reviews, so TOFTT. Backpage ad was $60 hr, reduced to $50 special.

Small house. Led upstairs by older but fit Mamasan. Quoted full nude Nuru $1. 8 hr, $1. 4 half. English poor at best. Asked to see other girl.

Other girl young, pretty, tight body, large top showing turned out to be small A's and flat ass. Chose 1 hour with her and paid upfront. $180 steep but she's best looking Asian I've seen and I want to try Nuru. Short regular massage followed by her topless with oil laying on my back rolling all around. Would work better with a busty girl.

About 20 minutes in I get a little frisky with her panties and she quickly goes for the finish line. I tell her to wait as I paid for an hour. Her English is very limited. She says "half hour, ok?" As I was almost there and she was denying me a full show, I figure fine, I'll settle for $140 and 30 minutes. Cleanup time and she's walking me out. I ask for the $40 back and she starts playing the no English game.

Mamasan intervenes. They argue. She checks a log notebook and a clock and I clearly show her my prior phone call time on my phone was 33 minutes prior. By now it's clear to me that their English is fine and it's all a rouse. Now half is $160. I don't like being short shifted nor seeing this front, so I insist on the $40. It suddenly appears and I vow never to return. Shame as I was potential repeat customer as the Nuru was different, fun, and place was clean and discrete. Girls must rotate and so have no incentive to build long term client base. Had she simply been nice and asked for a tip I would have had no problem and been generous.[/QUOTE]You said " she quickly goes for the finish line", where was the finish line, FS?

[QUOTE=Satya;2723010]You said " she quickly goes for the finish line", where was the finish line, FS?[/QUOTE]She went for HE. Nothing else Requested nor offered.

[QUOTE=Hungryman23;2723109]She went for HE. Nothing else Requested nor offered.[/QUOTE]Where is this? I want to try it out.

Thanks!

I couldn't agree more. I'll take a good attitude and experience over youth any day but then again I am not too picky. By the way how is Anna? What's the latest on Lily? Is she making license plates yet?

[QUOTE=EyeSpi;2722412]I said it before and I'll say it again. I've never seen a ugly woman just some better looking than others.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Zappa3;2724069]I couldn't agree more. I'll take a good attitude and experience over youth any day but then again I am not too picky. By the way how is Anna? What's the latest on Lily? Is she making license plates yet?[/QUOTE]Anna is fine and Lily is not making license plates.

[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/full-bodyrub-experience-4436008940/12554154[/URL] anyone TOFTT I have been curious.

Just posting up some recent trips. It's been awhile and thought I would post something. I've been mostly going to AAMPs recently (I like to call them CAMPs, but whatever), there are still a few around. Most are near the AM mall. The attendants have all been attractive, on the younger side (20's - 30's), and accommodating. I will note that I have yet to have a full "hour" at these locations. But, it's always well worth the $. 6 for the lack of hassle and the attentiveness of the therapists. Upon repeat visits the attendants really seem to open up a bit, which is nice.

Also, I finally popped my greenbelt cherry. It was a pretty good time. I can't say yet if I'll make the drive regularly, but they were very nice overall. The TS was through and fun; the massage was performed decently enough and with care. My therapist (can't the remember name) was very attractive, most likely in the 30's+ range, albeit not very talkative, but did respond to some playful banter here and there. For the $. 6 special, it is defiantly on my repeat list. One thing however, was that I was hoping the menu would be a little better. Given the pricing and the reviews I've seen, you would think more than a normal Silk treatment was available. I tried to negotiate a $. 4 tip, but my therapist turned it down (defiantly a first). She did mention at the end of the session that there are other girls that I should try to see on my next trip. She didn't seem to dislike me at all; just maybe I was looking for someone else in the building with my tip request. Maybe a hint? Who knows. Until the next adventure up the cherry tree. Maybe one of you gents knows if the menu opens up on repeat visits. I'm not holding my breath for a response mind you. But, if you haven't been, it's defiantly worth the trip and based on the reports there are more than a coupled places to peruse.

Well that's the end, TTFN.

[QUOTE=ProjectMayham;2724544][URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/full-bodyrub-experience-4436008940/12554154[/URL] anyone TOFTT I have been curious.[/QUOTE]I haven't so it looks like your turn at bat. Watch out for curve balls.

[QUOTE=Satya;2724925]I haven't so it looks like your turn at bat. Watch out for curve balls.[/QUOTE]Went and saw Sisi in the loch raven area no mic work. 4 for massage $ for Full. Massage was ok service was so so had better experiences at 905.

Retracting my positive review. Went Friday and drew LiLi. Before the flip she put some cream near my butthole, put on a finger cot and massaged it in. She signaled the flip, grabbed my dick, barely hard, and I came immediately. The finger cots were on the table when I got dressed.

I read about this same experience on another city's massage forum, but could not find it, nor any search results on the internet. No fucking way this is right.

[QUOTE=JaeBmore;2725818]Retracting my positive review. Went Friday and drew LiLi. Before the flip she put some cream near my butthole, put on a finger cot and massaged it in. She signaled the flip, grabbed my dick, barely hard, and I came immediately. The finger cots were on the table when I got dressed.

I read about this same experience on another city's massage forum, but could not find it, nor any search results on the internet. No fucking way this is right.[/QUOTE]What is a finger cot and what was the bad experience? She put cream in your ass that resulted a too quick release? I'm not sure what the problem is. If you could elaborate I'd be a little wiser.

Rkirk. Google it. The answer is right there in the images. It is disgusting to work on the floor that the cots were left on previously.

[QUOTE=RKirk;2725857]What is a finger cot and what was the bad experience? She put cream in your ass that resulted a too quick release? I'm not sure what the problem is. If you could elaborate I'd be a little wiser.[/QUOTE]

Not sure how she could make you cum when you were barely hard. A prostate massage (pm) can be a wonderful thing if the provider knows what they're doing. I haven't had a good pm at an AMP yet but did experience it from a regular of mine in Vegas. I didn't ask for it but she kind of surprised me with it. Its a top notch way to bust your nut. My girl didn't use the finger cot. She got the stinky finger. Woo chee chong!

[QUOTE=JaeBmore;2725818]Retracting my positive review. Went Friday and drew LiLi. Before the flip she put some cream near my butthole, put on a finger cot and massaged it in. She signaled the flip, grabbed my dick, barely hard, and I came immediately. The finger cots were on the table when I got dressed.

I read about this same experience on another city's massage forum, but could not find it, nor any search results on the internet. No fucking way this is right.[/QUOTE]

It's basically a rubber glove for one finger. If she went to the trouble of buying these, it sounds like she must be a regular practioner. If she really does rub the prostate, it will speed things up but makes for a wonderful orgasm.

[QUOTE=RKirk;2725857]What is a finger cot and what was the bad experience? She put cream in your ass that resulted a too quick release? I'm not sure what the problem is. If you could elaborate I'd be a little wiser.[/QUOTE]

This was not a prostate massage, it was chemically induced, maybe Clomipramine or Zotepine, whatever it was it should not be used by a massage provider. The finger cot was to protect her from absorbing it through her skin.

[QUOTE=Zappa3;2726167]It's basically a rubber glove for one finger. If she went to the trouble of buying these, it sounds like she must be a regular practioner. If she really does rub the prostate, it will speed things up but makes for a wonderful orgasm.[/QUOTE]

JaeBmore, will you do that again? I never experience this before.

[QUOTE=JaeBmore;2726196]This was not a prostate massage, it was chemically induced, maybe Clomipramine or Zotepine, whatever it was it should not be used by a massage provider. The finger cot was to protect her from absorbing it through her skin.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JaeBmore;2726196]This was not a prostate massage, it was chemically induced, maybe Clomipramine or Zotepine, whatever it was it should not be used by a massage provider. The finger cot was to protect her from absorbing it through her skin.[/QUOTE]I have never heard of those chemicals before, do they replace Viagra or what? I guess I'll Google them.

[QUOTE=JaeBmore;2726196]This was not a prostate massage, it was chemically induced, maybe Clomipramine or Zotepine, whatever it was it should not be used by a massage provider. The finger cot was to protect her from absorbing it through her skin.[/QUOTE]Yep, I can confirm Jae's report. Went back to see LiLi a second time and had exactly the same experience. Whatever she put on that finger cot and stuck in my ass made me cum like a fountain almost instantly.

[QUOTE=Scumbler;2727739]Yep, I can confirm Jae's report. Went back to see LiLi a second time and had exactly the same experience. Whatever she put on that finger cot and stuck in my ass made me cum like a fountain almost instantly.[/QUOTE]And exactly why would drugs for treating Depression and Schizophrenia make you cum when applied to the prostate?

Mb. I don't know the pharmacology, and am speculating on the drug. Scumbler confirmed what she is doing and the result.

My message is beware, she is messing with your prostate and your sexual function. You can decide if you willing to tolerate the risk there, and possibly prevent it from happening to you at other venues.

[QUOTE=Mbwrink;2727878]And exactly why would drugs for treating Depression and Schizophrenia make you cum when applied to the prostate?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mbwrink;2727878]And exactly why would drugs for treating Depression and Schizophrenia make you cum when applied to the prostate?[/QUOTE]Damn good question, I was wondering the same after I searched them on Google.

[QUOTE=Scumbler;2727739]Yep, I can confirm Jae's report. Went back to see LiLi a second time and had exactly the same experience. Whatever she put on that finger cot and stuck in my ass made me cum like a fountain almost instantly.[/QUOTE]Wow! Call me old fashion but I'm happy with the old school way. Went to Edgewood again, presented my coupon card (10th one free) thought it would allow more, nope just a great massage and HE from CoCo.

Eye.

[QUOTE=Zappa3;2726165]Not sure how she could make you cum when you were barely hard. A prostate massage (pm) can be a wonderful thing if the provider knows what they're doing. I haven't had a good pm at an AMP yet but did experience it from a regular of mine in Vegas. I didn't ask for it but she kind of surprised me with it. Its a top notch way to bust your nut. My girl didn't use the finger cot. She got the stinky finger. Woo chee chong![/QUOTE]I dated a nurse for over a year, she was the horniest woman EVER. She would wake me up blowing me. She did the prostate massage, no glove or whatever. You feel like you are cumming forever. Its the best. She was batshit crazy though. She loved it and the ass too. I wish she hadn't been crazy.

If anyone knows a provider in North Baltimore who does prostate massage, please let me know. Thanks in advance.

I need more info on this location. I'll give it a try and report back. Did a quick Google search but leads to nothing important. Do I need an appointment? Back door location? Someone msg me if you can't post olease.

[QUOTE=Youngster83;2728210]I need more info on this location. I'll give it a try and report back. Did a quick Google search but leads to nothing important. Do I need an appointment? Back door location? Someone msg me if you can't post olease.[/QUOTE]It's 530 E Joppa rd. Entrance is around back. Maybe call ahead to make sure you get LiLi. The one with the apparently majic medicine finger.

Think I'll just pass on going back there.

Veteran monger, first post.

Batted 1 for 3 last Friday. First tried 6329 behind the Chinese restaurant. Knocked and no answer. Walked down to the other place on the corner of the same block. Ten minute wait. No, thanks. Without moving my car, climbed the stairs next to the church and was greeted by Anna - 40 ish but fit and cute in shorts, tank top, and nerd glasses. The room is closed off with actual doors, but they are glass with translucent curtains. A little less private than I'd like. I could see Anna milling around in the lobby while I disrobed. Opted for the half hour for standard tuition. When she was up near my head and shoulders I tried some exterior roaming, which she allowed. On the flip, standard finish with exterior roaming for standard rate. The experience was spoiled a little when I was leaving and she marched me right past another monger. Major points lost for that. The actual massage wasn't bad, but I wasn't thrilled with the lack of privacy.

Hit up 905 and asked for an hr session. The woman who came into the room looked to be in her 40's. Not ugly, but I would have preferred a newer model. Whatever, I wasn't complaining so long as she did a decent job.

Massage and on the flip she asked what I wanted and I pointed below her waist. We negotiated a little and once we settled up she left and returned with a towel and a cover hidden inside. She proceeded to reveal her beautiful breasts and lightly massage me. She then slipped the cover on and proceeded to give a nice CBJ. She then got on top of me and told me we need to be quiet. She slid it in and was thorough with comments on how big I was. Moaned a lot and seemed to enjoy it. After we were done she gave me a kiss on the cheek.

I always seem to have a good time at the 905.

This medicine has side effects to consider unless you have a clinical depression or Erectile dysfunction.

[QUOTE=Youngster83;2728210]I need more info on this location. I'll give it a try and report back. Did a quick Google search but leads to nothing important. Do I need an appointment? Back door location? Someone msg me if you can't post olease.[/QUOTE]

Maybe it was acne cream, same thing used to happen to me when I was a young teenager. At least, I was able to stay hard, and cum three times, before needing recovery time. The good old days.

[QUOTE=JaeBmore;2728014]Mb. I don't know the pharmacology, and am speculating on the drug. Scumbler confirmed what she is doing and the result.

My message is beware, she is messing with your prostate and your sexual function. You can decide if you willing to tolerate the risk there, and possibly prevent it from happening to you at other venues.[/QUOTE]

This just in: JaeBmore and Scumbler have both been diagnosed with ass cancer!

Couldn't resist.

Dirk.

[QUOTE=BonsaiBoner;2728259]It's 530 E Joppa rd. Entrance is around back. Maybe call ahead to make sure you get LiLi. The one with the apparently majic medicine finger.

Think I'll just pass on going back there.[/QUOTE]

With all the buzz, decided to try 905. Drew Yuri. From a distance and in her tight red Santa outfit she looked quite hot. Up close, I realized she has many years of experience under her belt. Started with a nice massage although not very therapeutic. This led to some decent ST.

When she asked, opted for FS, which I haven't done in Bmore for over 10 years. During the session I realized Yuri was likely well over 50 years old, although still attractive for her age with a large rack. This must be the same gal SamEyeAm was with since she kept telling me how much bigger I was than SamEyeAm. (JK, Sam).

Frankly, the episode left me unlikely to repeat here or in Bmore for a while. As contrast, my more recent activity was out of town (as usual) and with a mid 20's Angel that provided 10's across the board. Looks, Body, Attitude, BBBJ, Fun, DFK. An experience I'll remember for years. Will likely save my powder for these places.

Dirk.

[QUOTE=SamEyeAm;2728274]Hit up 905 and asked for an hr session. The woman who came into the room looked to be in her 40's. Not ugly, but I would have preferred a newer model. Whatever, I wasn't complaining so long as she did a decent job.

Massage and on the flip she asked what I wanted and I pointed below her waist. We negotiated a little and once we settled up she left and returned with a towel and a cover hidden inside. She proceeded to reveal her beautiful breasts and lightly massage me. She then slipped the cover on and proceeded to give a nice CBJ. She then got on top of me and told me we need to be quiet. She slid it in and was thorough with comments on how big I was. Moaned a lot and seemed to enjoy it. After we were done she gave me a kiss on the cheek.

I always seem to have a good time at the 905.[/QUOTE]

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There are several massage creams available for use. One possible problem is that you lose control over your load. I had the experience once where I wasn't even hard and blew a load in about 30 sec. It surprised me and I was caught off guard so it left me spent but not satisfied. The masseuse meant well so harm done. You just need to be ready for a quick release.

I also heard that this stuff is commonly used in europe with a vibrator. Alot of sailors said they enjoyed it. I'm now wondering if I get some and take it to an AMP will they do it for me?

Ouch!! Nice burn. And perhaps Yuri was who I saw. I unfortunately didn't catch her name.

[QUOTE=DirkManning;2729040]This must be the same gal SamEyeAm was with since she kept telling me how much bigger I was than SamEyeAm. (JK, Sam).[/QUOTE]

Where is 905? Pm please.

[QUOTE=DirkManning;2729040]With all the buzz, decided to try 905. Drew Yuri. From a distance and in her tight red Santa outfit she looked quite hot. Up close, I realized she has many years of experience under her belt. Started with a nice massage although not very therapeutic. This led to some decent ST.

When she asked, opted for FS, which I haven't done in Bmore for over 10 years. During the session I realized Yuri was likely well over 50 years old, although still attractive for her age with a large rack. This must be the same gal SamEyeAm was with since she kept telling me how much bigger I was than SamEyeAm. (JK, Sam).

Frankly, the episode left me unlikely to repeat here or in Bmore for a while. As contrast, my more recent activity was out of town (as usual) and with a mid 20's Angel that provided 10's across the board. Looks, Body, Attitude, BBBJ, Fun, DFK. An experience I'll remember for years. Will likely save my powder for these places.

Dirk.[/QUOTE]

New here. Where is this place, can someone please tell me? Thanks.

[QUOTE=DirkManning;2729040]With all the buzz, decided to try 905. Drew Yuri. From a distance and in her tight red Santa outfit she looked quite hot. Up close, I realized she has many years of experience under her belt. Started with a nice massage although not very therapeutic. This led to some decent ST.

When she asked, opted for FS, which I haven't done in Bmore for over 10 years. During the session I realized Yuri was likely well over 50 years old, although still attractive for her age with a large rack. This must be the same gal SamEyeAm was with since she kept telling me how much bigger I was than SamEyeAm. (JK, Sam).

Frankly, the episode left me unlikely to repeat here or in Bmore for a while. As contrast, my more recent activity was out of town (as usual) and with a mid 20's Angel that provided 10's across the board. Looks, Body, Attitude, BBBJ, Fun, DFK. An experience I'll remember for years. Will likely save my powder for these places.

Dirk.[/QUOTE]

[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-to-howard-county-and-looking-for-new-clients-excellent-discounts/11648103[/URL]

Anyone seen her yet?

[QUOTE=HotAttitude;2730035]Where is 905? Pm please.[/QUOTE]In the spirit of the season and a time of giving. I'm going to give you advice. RTFF and enjoy yourself. A little detective work goes along way. Merry Christmas.