Some Phrases & Words Blocked?
Damn. For the 2nd time, I wanted the Headline to read;" w0n't be B4CK " but the system blocks that phrase from the Post Title. Sorry folks.
Paradise Report (New Location)
I went to Paradise's new location the week after they moved. I read a lot of good things about this place so I decided to go myself. I arrived at the location about 11 in the morning. The place is pretty easy to find. There is a big sign on top of the establishment. Not a busy strip mall, at least not at the time I went. I only saw a guy parking close to my car, probably about to do the same as me LOL. Anyway, I go to the door and say hello. A hot lady in her early 30s greeted me in Spanish. I said I'll like 30 minutes, she opened the window and I gave her. 6 since I didn't have any change with me. She took a couple of minutes to go around the door and open it. During this time I could hear her talking to somebody else in there but I couldn't make up what they were talking about. Once the door was opened; she instructed me to walk to the first or second door on the left. I forgot, it's been a few weeks. By the way, she was somehow short, maybe 5'2 with huge fake knockers and a big ass like the ones on ass-parade LOL; she also had a small waist and curly hair. She was wearing a one piece short dress and heels. Anyhow, she asked me to get comfortable and that she'll be back. I asked her if I could see who was working and she said yes. She left and about 5 minutes passed by. Right when I thought she was coming back to show the girls, she opened the door and asked me to go to another room. I didn't ask why, I just agreed. She let me know the girls were getting dressed. Once on the other room, two girls came and knocked on the door, once at a time, both Latinas, they told me their names but I forgot right after I left. One of them has been reviewed here as a Latina with braces, the other one I forgot, she pretty much just opened the door, said hi and left. The girl who opened the door for me came back into the room and asked if I had made my mind. I asked if only two girls were working she answered by telling me she was the third. In my opinion, she was the best looking so I went with her. I forgot to mention at the beginning of my report. I called before going asking for two girls with good reviews but they let me know one of them doesn't work there no more and the other one was on vacation. While I was on the phone they also informed me of their new location and how to get there. Once I let her know I had picked her, she asked to get comfortable again and said she'll be back. She came back in about 3-5 minutes. I was waiting on the bed ready with no towel. She started giving me a crappy massage and asking questions like if I've been there before, where I live and the usual crap. She continued with the crappy soft massage so I started touching her leg and moved up to her ass. She had a smooth skin and firm ass, I'm no expert, but it looked and felt fake. Once I did this, she laugh and stopped. She asked me to flip and look at me and asked what you want in Spanish. I smiled and said, a little bit of everything and she smiled, she said she didn't do any greek. She also asked me if I knew how much FS was, I reply with $ and she was ok with it. She proceeded to get undressed and immediately got on top, got pretty close and did a little bit of teasing. Then she grabbed a rubber and gave me a pretty good CBJ with DT. She would also do this thing when taking it out that gave me a pulsating sensation. After a few minutes, she asked what position I wanted. The main reason I picked her was her ass, so I said doggy. She turned around, bent over and waiting for it with one of her hands waiting to put it in. Her pussy felt tight at first, but then it felt too lubricated. Looking at her ass from that position made me want to cum soon, so I asked her if she could turn around and she did. I did some mish and played with her fake tits then asked her to get on top. I told her to go slow because I felt I was going to bust any time, then I said fuck it, go fast and she did while riding me til I busted a nut. She slowed down, hugged me and kissed me, and then she got up and left the room to clean herself and bring a hot towel. Once she cleaned me, she asked if I wanted some water. I wasn't too thirsty so I declined. She reminded me of her name and told me her schedule. When she said good bye, she kissed me, turned around and grinded her ass on my dick saying you know where to find me. On my way home I drove down Harbor and sad a good looking WSW slowing traffic. I also saw 3 BSW. Once I got home I realized the girl I picked looks a lot like one of the pictures on one of the ads I saw online. Her face looks a little thinner and her hair is straight but her boobs look exactly the same.
Would I recommend this place? Yes, if you like Latinas. Would I go back? Maybe not, after frequenting MPs I realized they are all pretty mechanical. It's the same routine over and over, just a different girl. I'll stick to non-pros for the moment. Total damage $.5 for 30 minutes + tip.
Hope this report is useful
Something different, but good
If you like asian slim girls, you can stop reading now.
In BP Long Beach, a MILF advertises 2 hours for 100 massage. Location is really near 405 in Huntington Beach, area, easy to get to. Private residence, very well maintain, clean and neat, and as discrete as you every wanted.
She is 40 something, heavy (nice DD's) and not necessarily the best looking. Not a model type.
Will give you an excellent massage, make you very happy, and perhaps extremely happy and maybe outstanding happiness. If of course you act like a gentleman and not a jerk.
By that I mean she is not a hoe, but a real person, and likes to laugh and have fun even throw she knows and you know the game. Relax and enjoy the massage for the first hour.
Then after your are happy, continues and gives the full two hours of massage, in any style (Swedish, reflexology etc). Very pleasant and smart girl. Almost a UTR kind of thing as she has a real life.
So if you like a great massage, you can't beat the price. Close your eyes and listen to the music. Doesn't work everyday 24 hours, but has a life. Phone only, no text; she calls back.
For me, probably in the monthly rotation for a good long massage.
Guys, come on, read the post
[QUOTE=FunTrust; 1556871]If you like asian slim girls, you can stop reading now.
In BP Long Beach, a MILF advertises 2 hours for 100 massage. Location is really near 405 in Huntington Beach, area, easy to get to. Private residence, very well maintain, clean and neat, and as discrete as you every wanted.
She is 40 something, heavy (nice DD's) and not necessarily the best looking. Not a model type.
Will give you an excellent massage, make you very happy, and perhaps extremely happy and maybe outstanding happiness. If of course you act like a gentleman and not a jerk.
By that I mean she is not a hoe, but a real person, and likes to laugh and have fun even throw she knows and you know the game. Relax and enjoy the massage for the first hour.
Then after your are happy, continues and gives the full two hours of massage, in any style (Swedish, reflexology etc). Very pleasant and smart girl. Almost a UTR kind of thing as she has a real life.
So if you like a great massage, you can't beat the price. Close your eyes and listen to the music. Doesn't work everyday 24 hours, but has a life. Phone only, no text; she calls back.
For me, probably in the monthly rotation for a good long massage.[/QUOTE]Received about 15 inquiries. Many from members and seniors with a lot of posts who ask for contact information. Come on, I am giving it here- its posted in BP body rubs long beach. Her number is listed in the ad.
I don't mind inquiries, but spend 5 minutes to find it first yourself please.
Jon, nice to hear you got your Eggs Benedick'd
[QUOTE=Jon Benedick;1559992]Went to Lakeview for an afternoon massage. .8 for the hour. Nice spa, nice shower to use if you're coming off work. Ana, the Russian lady did a good job. Very into the whole thing. Very hands-on. Nice prostate massage. .4 tip. Definitely repeat.[/QUOTE]She's not Russian, dude, (but she DOES Russian, and Greek, and a Dirty Sanchez) she's actually Romanian. I'm embarassed for the Geographical ignorance of my 'merican comrades. Everybody thinks any Euro with an accent is either German or Russian. Don't ever underestimate the Romanians.