Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MikeFandango;3361648]Think about it, there is no incentive to write a review, obviously they are written by the staff, the real reviews are on another site where you get 10 days VIP after you write one.[/QUOTE]When I was a member, I wrote quite a few legit reviews. You learn pretty quick which review is fake (usually a shop owner trying to drum up business, or a newbie trying to impress) and which are legit. What I found worse was the incessant in-fighting between members. Seemed like every thread had two or three interesting posts and then became a gaming session full of 7th graders.

I concur on the other site. Better info, and free if you contribute.

Finding some fun on the Massage Anywhere site. However the massage plus HE ends up at 1. 5+ range. Nice to have a shower but a bit pricey. Still if you look through and see cute gals with less than descriptive technique you maybe into some fun. BP seem to have been busted apart.

Recommendations for a place that provides an actual great massage, with a guaranteed HE afterwards?

Love both Robertson. Bring a few bucks. Not cheapy or dingy.

[QUOTE=MyName22;3363778]Recommendations for a place that provides an actual great massage, with a guaranteed HE afterwards?[/QUOTE]

Yao Qi Reflexology. I had a great experience there. Had an actual sexy Asian masseuse that knew how to use her hand while I sucked on her young supple titties.

[QUOTE=CaptainH;3364123]Yao Qi Reflexology. I had a great experience there. Had an actual sexy Asian masseuse that knew how to use her hand while I sucked on her young supple titties.[/QUOTE]Yao Qi is a great place if you love hearing Chinese women yell at each other, often while one is cranking on your johnson. I still end up here from time to time because it is convenient and you know what you're getting, and Crazy Lily does do a good job of getting in new girls. But I wouldn't say that this place is every truly relaxing.

[QUOTE=BigBadNut;3363827]Love both Robertson. Bring a few bucks. Not cheapy or dingy.[/QUOTE]Been wanting to try WM Spa for a while -- a few of their girls advertise on MA, look hot. Have to make it over there sometime soon.

[QUOTE=CaptainH;3364123]Yao Qi Reflexology. I had a great experience there. Had an actual sexy Asian masseuse that knew how to use her hand while I sucked on her young supple titties.[/QUOTE]Lilly gets in quite a few FOB Chinese women who are truly clueless. I'd say 35% of the time, you're dealing with a compliant but inept provider. Lilly likes to start you off, then hand you over to the newbie, after negotiating a '4-hand' price upfront. It's random, and as [B]Crimsonquiggs[/B] mentioned, there can be a lot of shouting over the partitions. Would sure like to know what they're saying.

I dated one of her providers and there seems to be a whole lot of drama going on there.

Finally made it to MR. I've now forgotten her the name. She is a thin / cute Chinese? Girl with small b's but awesome nips. I've had a hard time getting in there because they were closed for 8 days while she moved her family up here. From the outside it looks run down but inside are clean private rooms. The bathroom needs a little work but overall a good experience. I recommend calling first and setting up a time as the evening seems to get busy fast. They also close at 8 pm. I took a HH slot for. 40. Nice soft massage with generous teasing on the Johnson and sack. At one point I ended up on all fours hoping for a reverse BBBJ but that didn't happen with me. On the flip I received a lot of attention and ended with an explosive finish. She was very good and did a great job cleaning me up before sending me on my way. With bottled water in hand! I was the last appt of the evening. Gave here a. 40 tip and I will repeat. Enjoy.

[QUOTE=Crimsonquiggs;3364172]Yao Qi is a great place if you love hearing Chinese women yell at each other, often while one is cranking on your johnson. I still end up here from time to time because it is convennoient and you know what you're getting, and Crazy Lily does do a good job of getting in new girls. But I wouldn't say that this place is every truly relaxing.[/QUOTE]Haha sure. Must have gotten lucky. This was the first time I have gone to an MP where the girl was actually hot.

[QUOTE=BigBadNut;3363364]Finding some fun on the Massage Anywhere site. However the massage plus HE ends up at 1. 5+ range. Nice to have a shower but a bit pricey. Still if you look through and see cute gals with less than descriptive technique you maybe into some fun. BP seem to have been busted apart.[/QUOTE]How do separate the legit ones from the "good" ones on there?

MA is a little tricky, look for sexy photos and less than "technical" descriptions of technique. Anytime you see a full body shot in skimpy outfit you are good. Also $150 an hour is way too much for just a massage hint hint.

[QUOTE=MahiDrake;3367915]How do separate the legit ones from the "good" ones on there?[/QUOTE]

Alright, I covered some ground this past month, my first in the game.

Yao Qi. Funny you guys were already talking about this one. It's the second one I tried and first that wasn't an old granny. Girl was OK, definitely brand new, 20's, a tad chubby. Standard 15 min of ST and then no nonsense HJ. The place itself is a little too ghetto, don't see myself going back.

Apple One Spa ( S Vermont) - I don't think it's called this anymore, on the building at least. Dingy, dirty-ish. Massage itself was actually decent for a 20 minutes rush job. Unfortunately it was a granny giving it. HJ to finish it, not worth the cost.

Massage Time (Robertson) - I was expecting more based on BigBadNut's comment. Standard 10-15 min ST followed by HJ. Decent young-enough provider. Area is too high traffic for me though.

WM Spa. I guess I didn't have the secret password or something because there was definitely no HE here. I didn't even get an asian (I think she was Persian or something). She touched my ass less than a legit Thai massage session. 100 bucks down the drain.

Chiva Massage. They advertise on craigslist / backpage like a HE place but based on yelp they seem to be legit. I've been there twice, first time good massage, second time shitty massage. No HE either time. Both girls were nice young-ish.

Body Scrub & Massage (Studio City) - Man I really want this to be a HE place but I'm guessing it's not. Like Chiva they advertise ALL OVER Backpage like they're a HE place. I like the setup. Private room with private shower. I'm going to go a few more times to see if I can't coax anything out of one of the girls.

MilfAmp. Where is Massage Relaxation? I didn't see it on Robertson and nothing by that name online.

Anyway, my overall month experience has taught me that I really have no interest in the quickie 10 min ST then HJ type place. I want either a clean place that gives you a nice good length legit massage followed by a HJ, or a quickie place that will do more than HJ with decent girls. Haven't been able to find either yet.

If anyone has more intel on the Westside, lmk in PM's.

[QUOTE=PurpleSkull;3367969]Body Scrub & Massage (Studio City) - Man I really want this to be a HE place but I'm guessing it's not. Like Chiva they advertise ALL OVER Backpage like they're a HE place. I like the setup. Private room with private shower. I'm going to go a few more times to see if I can't coax anything out of one of the girls.[/QUOTE]I have had success here with a couple different girls. However some girls definitely don't offer a HE.

The last time I went, 2 months ago maybe, I hinted for a HE. She said sorry I don't do that, but was pretty cool about it. Also mentioned that the place was actually raided (or cops came in to check things out), two weeks prior. So things may be different there now. She also said that If I was looking for HE, that late night is probably better. Let me know if you try it out again.

Sorry that WM was a no go. Only one chick was a NO. She was white sober read head. Great tits but "not here".

Thai girls are always good. They are not aggressive but will comply with HE. What I love is that it is clean and acts like a legit place.

Stay away from Americans they are a pain in the ass.

[QUOTE=PurpleSkull;3367969]Alright, I covered some ground this past month, my first in the game.

Yao Qi. Funny you guys were already talking about this one. It's the second one I tried and first that wasn't an old granny. Girl was OK, definitely brand new, 20's, a tad chubby. Standard 15 min of ST and then no nonsense HJ. The place itself is a little too ghetto, don't see myself going back.

Apple One Spa ( S Vermont) - I don't think it's called this anymore, on the building at least. Dingy, dirty-ish. Massage itself was actually decent for a 20 minutes rush job. Unfortunately it was a granny giving it. HJ to finish it, not worth the cost.

Massage Time (Robertson) - I was expecting more based on BigBadNut's comment. Standard 10-15 min ST followed by HJ. Decent young-enough provider. Area is too high traffic for me though.

WM Spa. I guess I didn't have the secret password or something because there was definitely no HE here. I didn't even get an asian (I think she was Persian or something). She touched my ass less than a legit Thai massage session. 100 bucks down the drain.

Chiva Massage. They advertise on craigslist / backpage like a HE place but based on yelp they seem to be legit. I've been there twice, first time good massage, second time shitty massage. No HE either time. Both girls were nice young-ish.

Body Scrub & Massage (Studio City) - Man I really want this to be a HE place but I'm guessing it's not. Like Chiva they advertise ALL OVER Backpage like they're a HE place. I like the setup. Private room with private shower. I'm going to go a few more times to see if I can't coax anything out of one of the girls.

MilfAmp. Where is Massage Relaxation? I didn't see it on Robertson and nothing by that name online.

Anyway, my overall month experience has taught me that I really have no interest in the quickie 10 min ST then HJ type place. I want either a clean place that gives you a nice good length legit massage followed by a HJ, or a quickie place that will do more than HJ with decent girls. Haven't been able to find either yet.

If anyone has more intel on the Westside, lmk in PM's.[/QUOTE]