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[QUOTE=Rafter17;3247258]Does this Kate have a link to her ad, or is she utr?[/QUOTE]Nutbag crazy, IMHO.

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Well, new to this but want to contribute. Long time in the hobby.

Since my favorite Cougar is not available at the moment (fingers crossed that changes) I decided to get a relaxing massage in Avon. My first visit here.

The massage was very, very nice. Medium pressure how I like. I didn't catch her name, but was tall and nice looking. A little brushing at the end of the massage put a smile on my face and got my hopes up! (I love that unknown when it's the first visit). I left very happy and tipped. 50.

Normally I would only tip. 40 max for this type of service, but she never mentioned tip or anything, so I guess I was in a super generous mood. LOL.

Have fun gents.

[QUOTE=Rafter17;3247258]Does this Kate have a link to her ad, or is she utr?[/QUOTE]If you go see her and call her Kate, she might yank your balls out.

Posted a shorter version in BP advertisers forum, talked to Cougar today, short, very guarded conversation:

Me: hey H_ how you doing?

C: I'm good just walking into the gym.

Me: ok, a lot of people been wondering how you were doing, if you were ok?

C: I'm good, I will talk to you later.

I know it's not much, wish I had more info. Just in case anyone wants to call BullSh*t I did a review on the oThER site, back in 2014, and used to see her every other month. And have had her number since then. No, I will not share in this case, Sorry.

I had asked her one time about her freelancing, why pay the middle man, she said no she was not going to do that. I will try her back in the next week or so.

Hey! If I got her number, was I one of her favorites? Sorry I know I'm an ASS.

[QUOTE=Ceasar160;3246399]Perhaps I was just being light, and trying to have a sense of humor?

As far as being a "true monger" like yourself, I'm sorry that I don't specialize in the same 3 oriental spas as you do. We all have our own desires that in some way sway from one another. While you're probably pretty keen on those spa's, and I'd even consider your advise. I'm fortunate enough to have a job that allows me to travel, and monger all over the country. Sometimes oriental spas, but that's not usually my thing. I typically like independent catches. Just my little amateur opinion. .[/QUOTE]That term has not been used for awhile now. And I've traveled and swayed both ways between the independent catches and the Asian spas across this fruited plains of ours. And found I like the experience of the Asian Spas compared to the independent catches. It's the process of going in, stripping down and wrapping a towel around you while you're escorted to the shower room by your host. You have a short stay in the sauna, while she prepares the shower room, and then lay face down while she washes you and scrubs you all over. Another short stay in the sauna to warm up while she cleans the shower room before taking your hand and leading you back to the room. The lights are low and there is some music playing. You relax back down on the table. Maybe get a little massage before the flip. Or sometimes a little foreplay down your back before flipping for the main course. And you get your choices of whom you want to be with whereas you don't have that with the independent catches.

And that's where the funk and funky can come into play. Never had to worry about that at the spas. It was all about the funky, funky. All that sweat and hot towels. Never got that from an independent. Maybe a chilly babywipe in turn.

Just my Trve Monger opinion based on my years of experience.

[QUOTE=Ebauche;3247210]Technically, "Oriental," when applied to racial descriptions, refers to East Asians (stereotypically thought of as Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, Mongolian, SE Asians, etc.), whereas "Asian" is a much broader but more politically correct term that also includes South Asians (Indians, Bangladeshi, Pakistani, etc.) and most of the Arab & Persian / Gulf States peoples.[/QUOTE]Not sure where your from but oriental is not a excepted term any more. Not to mention it sounds dumb.

Guys,

Please ignore all my NEGATIVE post about Kate. She is an absolute professional and legit. I made shit up cause she turned down my advance and assholes then also followed my lead thinking she is like many of the other nasty women out there. Kate, is a smart, safe, and professional.

[QUOTE=Tonycacg;3247950]Guys,

Please ignore all my NEGATIVE post about Kate. She is an absolute professional and legit. I made shit up cause she turned down my advance and assholes then also followed my lead thinking she is like many of the other nasty women out there. Kate, is a smart, safe, and professional.[/QUOTE]Some reason I'm getting a weird vibe about this post. Why the sudden change of heart?

[QUOTE=SlowRoller;3247986]Some reason I'm getting a weird vibe about this post. Why the sudden change of heart?[/QUOTE]I posted a review on Katelyn stating that she provided all kinds of services, cause I was pissed and had a shitty day. I have to be real and say that she gives such a good relaxing sensual rubdown, it seems as thought she was into me. I realized after the fact is she is legit and it pissed me off that she is real. Who does not hate being rejected. She knew I posted and called me on it, and I owned it and was a douche move on my part. Instead of creating a new name and making shit up, I decided to me a man and own up to my fuck up, cause as we all know, there are too many drug addicts and nasty women out there. Kate is very sexy and fun, and I should of not pushed the limits. She will not do nude and she will not not do mutual.

If you treat her with respect, she will give you an experience worth every penny.

If you disrespect her limits or keep asking for more, she'll get crazy on you. She has a lot of people saying she's crazy and I'm sure it's the ones who won't take no for an answer. Lets keep this one safe and around for a while.

Just a guy who is manning up and not posting bull shit anymore.

[QUOTE=Hookedonpun;3247890]Not sure where your from but oriental is not a excepted term any more. Not to mention it sounds dumb.[/QUOTE]You did see the words "technically" and "more politically correct," right? That would imply that "Asian" would be the more "accepted" term.

[QUOTE=Tonycacg;3247994]I posted a review on Katelyn stating that she provided all kinds of services, cause I was pissed and had a shitty day. I have to be real and say that she gives such a good relaxing sensual rubdown, it seems as thought she was into me. I realized after the fact is she is legit and it pissed me off that she is real. Who does not hate being rejected. She knew I posted and called me on it, and I owned it and was a douche move on my part. Instead of creating a new name and making shit up, I decided to me a man and own up to my fuck up, cause as we all know, there are too many drug addicts and nasty women out there. Kate is very sexy and fun, and I should of not pushed the limits. She will not do nude and she will not not do mutual.

If you treat her with respect, she will give you an experience worth every penny.

If you disrespect her limits or keep asking for more, she'll get crazy on you. She has a lot of people saying she's crazy and I'm sure it's the ones who won't take no for an answer. Lets keep this one safe and around for a while.

Just a guy who is manning up and not posting bull shit anymore.[/QUOTE]I have never visited Katelyn, or availed myself of her services. I base my judgement of whack-a-doodle-ness based solely on outrageous claims she communicated to me via text & email over a period of time. The crazy is strong with that one, and even if she had reviews indicating full service skills and abilities beyond compare, I would never see her. Granted she's a step up, likely, from obvious scammers, and probably not as certifiable as "she-who-must-not-be-named," but I wouldn't waste a minute or penny on her.

While you are "manning up," are there other reviews you'd like to come clean about, or should we suspect your entire body of work?

[QUOTE=Ebauche;3248181]I have never visited Katelyn, or availed myself of her services. I base my judgement of whack-a-doodle-ness based solely on outrageous claims she communicated to me via text & email over a period of time. The crazy is strong with that one, and even if she had reviews indicating full service skills and abilities beyond compare, I would never see her. Granted she's a step up, likely, from obvious scammers, and probably not as certifiable as "she-who-must-not-be-named," but I wouldn't waste a minute or penny on her.

While you are "manning up," are there other reviews you'd like to come clean about, or should we suspect your entire body of work?[/QUOTE]

Again, I'm trying to come clean that like an immature guy that I am, I got caught up in the moment thinking a provider would fall for a client and I could get more. I was wrong and I was a douche by saying things like that. Go ahead and discredit all my post because guys not me can't get real girls. I've asked that all my post be removed. Again, I fucked up and hurt someone that I should not of.

I was in boxed that someone in here was talking with Kate. Not sure if they were on phone or texting or what but they were accused of being me. Not sure why. Appears she is reaching out to all people that may have said she is cuckoo for cocoa puffs. I saw her then her popularity went up and her sanity went down. Not sure what happened with her but high drama and many negative comments. I'll go with the numbers of negative comments by others and throw her in the done category. Chubby girl that had no attention gets some attention and somehow convinced a guy to reverse his post. OR she is TonyACG. Never saw a reversal like that. Seems rather odd for her to get him to do so when she is supposedly turning people away since she is so busy.

[QUOTE=Ebauche;3248181]I have never visited Katelyn, or availed myself of her services. I base my judgement of whack-a-doodle-ness based solely on outrageous claims she communicated to me via text & email over a period of time. The crazy is strong with that one, and even if she had reviews indicating full service skills and abilities beyond compare, I would never see her. Granted she's a step up, likely, from obvious scammers, and probably not as certifiable as "she-who-must-not-be-named," but I wouldn't waste a minute or penny on her.

While you are "manning up," are there other reviews you'd like to come clean about, or should we suspect your entire body of work?[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=TreeTrunk2016;3248307]I was in boxed that someone in here was talking with Kate. Not sure if they were on phone or texting or what but they were accused of being me. Not sure why. Appears she is reaching out to all people that may have said she is cuckoo for cocoa puffs. I saw her then her popularity went up and her sanity went down. Not sure what happened with her but high drama and many negative comments. I'll go with the numbers of negative comments by others and throw her in the done category. Chubby girl that had no attention gets some attention and somehow convinced a guy to reverse his post. OR she is TonyACG. Never saw a reversal like that. Seems rather odd for her to get him to do so when she is supposedly turning people away since she is so busy.

.[/QUOTE]I think anytime you see drama like this experience says to stay away.

But thanks for the note.

She is now off my list.

Be safe.

Goat.

I'll second that she's nuts. Only saw her one time, and she got offended I told her she talked too much. That woman will not shut up. Made me cash out right there. I left no problem, but that surreal-ly further escalated into her threatening to get my plate number from the landlord's security cameras. And then she kept messaging threats she has contacts in law enforcement. Avoid her.

[QUOTE=Ebauche;3247323]Nutbag crazy, IMHO.

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