Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=EricCasmere123;7125933]Even if you are a frequent customer / or used your real number, how can they prove anything?[/QUOTE]Guys, if you read the forum this happens around the same time every year (once during December and another in June if I remember corectly). As such, around this same time last year another parlor got busted and the entire forum started freaking the fuck out thinking that all spas we're getting shut down and that the cops would all be knocking on our door any minute. As per usual, it was a scare tactic (not to mention a budget drain so they could secure more funding on the next FY budget as HeeJunk called out). So in light of all that, I thought I would share with all of you again another annual reminder about talking to police. To put it bluntly, DON'T FUCKING TALK TO POLICE. EVER! They are not here to help you, they are not here to protect you, they don't give a fuck about you.

For a deeper explanation, this was shared by another board member so I am posting it here again for everyone to read and refresh themselves on what to do when confronted by police (Thanks JoeyRamone) :

DON'T TALK TO THE POLICE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!

And NEVER voluntarily go the station for an "interview" without a lawyer.

Don't answer any questions, ever. Don't try and make excuses. Don't try and minimize (I only got a massage).

Be polite and respectful but don't answer questions. You can even say something like, "I have a friend that's a lawyer and he'd never let me hear the end of it if I talked to you" Maybe even with a chuckle at the end.

Keep in mind that the police can lie to you (we have your prints, we have a witness, we have video). They can say anything they want to try and get you to incriminate yourself.

Nothing you say can help you. Even if you give them information that 100% exonerates you, it can't be brought up in court because of hearsay rules.

This is true for any crime you're being investigated for.

As a lawyer friend of mind says, All my clients have the right to remain silent, few have the ability.

There is almost no chance any mongers will be questioned related to the recent raids. Detectives are not going to run down a bunch of John's hoping to get them to incriminate themselves for a misdemeanor.

However, if you do get arrested (for anything) follow this simple advice:

Say the words, "I invoke my 5th ammendment right to remain silent" Yes, you have to it say it. The Supreme Court has said that just remaining silent is not enough. You must say it out loud.

After that, say these 4 words, "I want a lawyer".

Not, I think I should get a lawyer. Not, do you think I need a lawyer? Not, I want to talk to my mom or dad or anything else.

Case law is clear. You must clearly declare that you want a lawyer. Nothing else will do.

Even if you're too nervous to invoke the 5th, continue to say, "I want a lawyer".

Good luck out there gents. Stay safe.

[QUOTE=Jimjohn10;7126059]Any information on this lady.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/us/michigan/detroit/body-rubs/3386073[/URL]

TY in advance.[/QUOTE]She's been reviewed multiple times if you searched. Sum it up in Southfield, need to call to schedule meeting, mixed woman that's taller than average, big tits, fake ass, $. 5 for a handshake w / roam, CFS to be had after 1st visit for $ more. This is based on my experience 2 yrs ago so things may have changed.

[QUOTE=Anthroman;7127016]Anyone have any recommendations for a pair of Asian women? Looking for massage or escort types.[/QUOTE]Contact one of the Asian STG ads, they will give you details of the availabie lady. Then ask if there is a duo possibility. Most times these ladies do not travel alone, so if the next door lady is available they will set you up with duo. Remember with Asians there is very bleak chance of girl on girl action. Gud luck.

[QUOTE=Stache27;7128063]She's been reviewed multiple times if you searched. Sum it up in Southfield, need to call to schedule meeting, mixed woman that's taller than average, big tits, fake ass, $. 5 for a handshake w / roam, CFS to be had after 1st visit for $ more. This is based on my experience 2 yrs ago so things may have changed.[/QUOTE]Her ad lists her height as 5,5 so is that incorrect?

[QUOTE=HeeJunk;7127945]I'm not so great at reading hieroglyphics, but there is a kims in madison heights. Std handy at best.[/QUOTE]This is true, but I wanted to add that since they got "new management", the HE isn't hit-or-miss like it used to be. It seems to be the norm now.

Now that is some funny shit right there. LOL.

[QUOTE=HeeJunk;7127564]There is a lisa at:

ThaiDDS, blue lotus, asian health center, starmoon, commerce, red rose, m1, springwell, acupressure, QSJ, asian, empire, ocean, bloom jin, oriental, and a handful of others.[/QUOTE]

Has anyone visited M1 recently & willing to report or DM?

Thanks!

[QUOTE=SamPerkins420;7124005]Has anyone visited M1 lately? First AMP I ever went to, literally 20 years ago. Back in the day they always had a supply of younger (under 35 looking) women. In more recent years seemed to be only older ladies.

I went once in the last year, same great service as always but older woman. Would love to go back if the talent has decreased in age at all. Can anyone speak from recent experience?[/QUOTE]

Only provider I've had that does great nipple play is Natasha and she's close to an Hour away from me. Pm if you can give any point of direction.

[QUOTE=SamPerkins420;7128422]Has anyone visited M1 recently & willing to report or DM?

Thanks![/QUOTE]Old women. Not attractive. Same service as always.

Hey Gents. Don't recall anyone posting on the below. Anyone feedback? TIA.

[URL]https://harlothub.com/united-states/michigan/detroit/massage/734-264-3644-9158810787.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=Anthroman;7127014]Rebalance Spa, the house on Milford Rd. Is closed according to the person that answers texts to their number (ends in 3888). Mixed reviews in the past. I was having good luck with "Lisa. " Older, but very accommodating. She was the only woman there but oral (giving and receiving) as well as BB full service were usually available. Other women there in the past were hit and miss. Some wouldn't do anything, others just HE. The place had been down to just Lisa for a while. I don't think this is related to the closure of other spas, but it's closed. The person that answered said they didn't know when they'd open again.[/QUOTE]They just texted me today saying it was slow and if I'd like to come in for a massage. Said lisa is gone new girls now. Might give it a try sooner then later.

You can PM if you want, I am trying to find out the typical process when going to one of these massages that are at hotels. I went to one last week but then once I got there I sent the message and the instructions given put my radar on full alert. So I just want to see if it's the normal procedure. I'm purposely leaving the instructions out of this message because I want to compare them to your response or message to see if it's the same.

Thank You.

[QUOTE=JayTwo21;7130626]You can PM if you want, I am trying to find out the typical process when going to one of these massages that are at hotels. I went to one last week but then once I got there I sent the message and the instructions given put my radar on full alert. So I just want to see if it's the normal procedure. I'm purposely leaving the instructions out of this message because I want to compare them to your response or message to see if it's the same..[/QUOTE]I have a girl in Florida that leaves the room key under the gas cap opening on her car. I park next to the car and discreetly get the room key and walk in like I own the place. Up the elevator and use the key to get in the room, no knocking necessary.

Set up appt with this girl maybe a year or more ago. Drove over an hour to her area. We were texting back and forth, and she was being very rude. Then she started getting sketchy. Texting back and forth "I'm on the way back, be there in _ min. ".

Then it became "I'm going to have to reschedule. I can't get back home. " Needless to say, I gave her no second chance.

[QUOTE=IWannaHaveFun6;7104348]Yes, that's who we're talking about.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JumpingBean;7127394]She has been reviewed before, first few visits your chances of getting a happy ending is slim, if she feels comfortable she may provide on, but she wants 150 plus for a standard massage and expects 200 $ for a HJ. Way too expensive for my taste.[/QUOTE]I have to assume the pics aren't real, but do they even approximate her looks?