Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=OnyxRain;4249230]Going to try Elite for the first time. What's the damage for the various menu options?[/QUOTE]Which Elite? Duluth or Cumming?

[QUOTE=SouthHunter;4249314]Anyone been to Tai Chi on PIB? Drove by many times not sure any good.[/QUOTE]Haven't been in a while but it's a typical CAMP with fugly providers.

[QUOTE=BBLove;4249190]I am almost never in Norcross but was up in the area for a meeting. I started by attempting to go to Elite as I have hard good things. The posted hours say they are open until 9 but at 8:05 it was locked up and no lights were on.

Next I stopped into Wonder massage almost across the street on Pleasant Hill. Some dude came out of the back and was trying to talk me into letting him rub me down. I had to choke back vomit and backed slowly out the door without turning my butt toward him.

I figured I would go to a "sure thing" so I stopped by Top V. They tried to talk me into a 4 hand which I declined. Some middle aged slim plain looking woman came in and asked about pressure. I asked for hard and she told me deep tissue was $60. Whatever I went with it. She stayed completely out of reach and proceeded with a mediocre massage repeating over and over on the same part of my back. Finally it was time for the flip and as soon as I flipped she said "5 minutes" so I tossed the draping on the ground. She was completely unamused and stared at me like a mom night stare at their toddler picking his nose. I tried to guide her hand to the ol' Johnson but she responded with a frown and a firm no. She squirted some oil on my ashamed boner and I started rubbing it hoping she would join in. No dice. I blew my load all over my chest and she looked at me like she couldn't believe some middle aged loser just blew a hot load on her linens. She left the room and came back barely entering then tossed a hot towel on me and left. I think I would have had more fun jacking off with my grandma watching me. I cleaned my sponge off, got dressed and threw her $70 bucks as I was beginning my walk of shame out the door. I'm going to stay on the west side if this is the crap that you guys rave about in Norcross. Shit maybe Top V is another Sweet Hut. I would probably have gotten less disapproval if I jerked off in the bakery.[/QUOTE]Looks like the Superbowl crackdown killed Top V for good.

They're serving baked goods and bubble tea now?

[QUOTE=BBLove;4249190]I am almost never in Norcross but was up in the area for a meeting. I started by attempting to go to Elite as I have hard good things. The posted hours say they are open until 9 but at 8:05 it was locked up and no lights were on.

Next I stopped into Wonder massage almost across the street on Pleasant Hill. Some dude came out of the back and was trying to talk me into letting him rub me down. I had to choke back vomit and backed slowly out the door without turning my butt toward him.

I figured I would go to a "sure thing" so I stopped by Top V. They tried to talk me into a 4 hand which I declined. Some middle aged slim plain looking woman came in and asked about pressure. I asked for hard and she told me deep tissue was $60. Whatever I went with it. She stayed completely out of reach and proceeded with a mediocre massage repeating over and over on the same part of my back. Finally it was time for the flip and as soon as I flipped she said "5 minutes" so I tossed the draping on the ground. She was completely unamused and stared at me like a mom night stare at their toddler picking his nose. I tried to guide her hand to the ol' Johnson but she responded with a frown and a firm no. She squirted some oil on my ashamed boner and I started rubbing it hoping she would join in. No dice. I blew my load all over my chest and she looked at me like she couldn't believe some middle aged loser just blew a hot load on her linens. She left the room and came back barely entering then tossed a hot towel on me and left. I think I would have had more fun jacking off with my grandma watching me. I cleaned my sponge off, got dressed and threw her $70 bucks as I was beginning my walk of shame out the door. I'm going to stay on the west side if this is the crap that you guys rave about in Norcross. Shit maybe Top V is another Sweet Hut. I would probably have gotten less disapproval if I jerked off in the bakery.[/QUOTE]I blew my load all over my chest and she looked at me like she couldn't believe some middle aged loser just blew a hot load on her linens. She left the room and came back barely entering then tossed a hot towel on me and left. I think I would have had more fun jacking off with my grandma watching me.

That's hilarious.

Duluth. I happened to be in the area and needed something convenient as I was short on time.

I went. I was greeted by who I think was Lisa, based on past descriptions. She asked me to wait about 8 minutes and, after a while, another masseuse came out. She looked pretty decent—face and body. I'd put her at mid thirties to mid forties. I'm not very good with ages. She'd just finished up with some really weird acting dude. I didn't get her name but she gave a relatively decent massage. Not the kind that we come on here to write about though. I paid $60 plus $12 tip. I got no hints of anything more than the massage from her.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;4249493]Which Elite? Duluth or Cumming?[/QUOTE]

Is this the place you meant by Tai Chi. Tai Chi is actually a form of yoga. [URL]www.yelp.com/biz/tai-ji-massage-duluth[/URL].

[QUOTE=SouthHunter;4249314]Anyone been to Tai Chi on PIB? Drove by many times not sure any good.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PepeLepU;4249501]They're serving baked goods and bubble tea now?[/QUOTE]Alright, Pepe, don't start that shit again. . .

Her name is summer, and she's legit. . Had her twice, never a hint of any extra. Decent massage though. . I've never liked any of the talent Lisa has had, with the exception of samantha.

[QUOTE=OnyxRain;4249954]Duluth. I happened to be in the area and needed something convenient as I was short on time.

I went. I was greeted by who I think was Lisa, based on past descriptions. She asked me to wait about 8 minutes and, after a while, another masseuse came out. She looked pretty decentface and body. I'd put her at mid thirties to mid forties. I'm not very good with ages. She'd just finished up with some really weird acting dude. I didn't get her name but she gave a relatively decent massage. Not the kind that we come on here to write about though. I paid $60 plus $12 tip. I got no hints of anything more than the massage from her.[/QUOTE]

Okay. Thanks! Probably one and done with that joint.

[QUOTE=UnknownX;4250186]Her name is summer, and she's legit. . Had her twice, never a hint of any extra. Decent massage though. . I've never liked any of the talent Lisa has had, with the exception of samantha.[/QUOTE]

Yep. Saw bunch of oldies in there. Didn't stay. Not sure if they will give you a spirit ending but if so got to close your eyes tho LOL.

[QUOTE=DickMGood;4250072]Is this the place you meant by Tai Chi. Tai Chi is actually a form of yoga. [URL]www.yelp.com/biz/tai-ji-massage-duluth[/URL].[/QUOTE]

How far can you get with a good tip at I-Relax?

[QUOTE=Mrallenc43;4250698]How far can you get with a good tip at I-Relax?[/QUOTE]How much money ya got, Sailor?

Heard about Annas and TopV. Any others?

Are the hands young at the two?

This was a mistake. Drew a middle aged woman who indicated her name was Sandy (or Cindy). She was not unattractive but purported to speak little English. However, she seems to have mastered all elements of the language that are needed to present up-sell- special oil, more time, tried to get 70 for a hand job. I am quite up-sell resistant but it just pisses me off. Massage skills were probably a little above average but teasing was just perfunctory and the hand job just meh!

I just don't get a good vibe here. For one thing, it hasn't been here that long but still seems kind of dingy. I was left alone in the room with my dick in my hand for too long before the arrival of Sandy (or Cindy), when she went to get the "special oil" that she was unsuccessfully slinging, and on both hot towel trips. If you go, keep your own time because they try to sell 10 more minutes at the end when you still have plenty of time to complete the mission. I did not see any talent during my visit that I considered attractive either. IMHO, there are lots of better options out there.

Wiz.