Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=TeenLover;2523317]I was out last night from about 12 - 3, really was nothing to see until this perfect little spinner BSW, about 5' tall, long brown curly hair wearing thigh high stockings at 4 2nd St. Now I never see black escorts so I'm not going to scoop up a BSW but I'm about to make an exception and begin my you turn when the skies light up with about 50 mongers that came out of nowhere. It was like a laser light show at a Stones concert with all the cars spinning around.

It was a free for all with about 10 people trying to scoop the poor girl up, she nearly got run over. Someone in a white Nissan won the prize. I did see her later without the stockings though.[/QUOTE]Yes their is. Their is the possibility I know this girl. Consider yourself lucky you didn't pick her up. Let me explain. Once a week I visit my psychiatrist. He starts off by asking if I still hated my mother. I said no, theres someone new. I proceeded to explain that I had picked up this short perfect little BSW spinner in my white Nissan at a laser lite show at the stones show on OBT, her name was Erica. I said 1. -She wanted me to buy her a drink, Ok then. 2. - She wanted me to buy her some food at Checkers, OK then 3. - Get condoms- OK then. So finally we park. And I ask her to take off her top so I can play with her breasts- while receiving a BJ. She said that's extra- OK then- she looks at my condoms and said their thins- so she says I must wear 2- Ok then (now I know what my dick feels like on novacaine- like when you go to the dentist and can't feel your lower lip). She does the BJ for about 30 seconds and says her jaw hurts. I say- not Ok- and proceed to throw her out of my van. The doc said I've heard of this before on previous posts of USASG- Its called Erica Syndrome. Technical diagnosis for her is Demented Obnoxia. Symptoms for those who catch this syndrome is deflated genitalia and extreme anxyietia.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2524685]Yes their is. Their is the possibility I know this girl. Consider yourself lucky you didn't pick her up. Let me explain. Once a week I visit my psychiatrist. He starts off by asking if I still hated my mother. I said no, theres someone new. I proceeded to explain that I had picked up this short perfect little BSW spinner in my white Nissan at a laser lite show at the stones show on OBT, her name was Erica. I said 1. -She wanted me to buy her a drink, Ok then. 2. - She wanted me to buy her some food at Checkers, OK then 3. - Get condoms- OK then. So finally we park. And I ask her to take off her top so I can play with her breasts- while receiving a BJ. She said that's extra- OK then- she looks at my condoms and said their thins- so she says I must wear 2- Ok then (now I know what my dick feels like on novacaine- like when you go to the dentist and can't feel your lower lip). She does the BJ for about 30 seconds and says her jaw hurts. I say- not Ok- and proceed to throw her out of my van. The doc said I've heard of this before on previous posts of USASG- Its called Erica Syndrome. Technical diagnosis for her is Demented Obnoxia. Symptoms for those who catch this syndrome is deflated genitalia and extreme anxyietia.[/QUOTE]Dude, sorry for your Ericka experience. I have written several reports warning other unsuspecting mongers about her. She got me too. She is just not worth the hassle. Hopefully people read both of our posts and STAY AWAY FROM ERICA!

On a positive note, Kevon is back. Caught up with her and DAMN, she gets better every time I get with her. Other than that, Saturday was pretty dead from what I saw. Stay safe!

[QUOTE=Montes2;2524685]Yes their is. Their is the possibility I know this girl. Consider yourself lucky you didn't pick her up. Let me explain. Once a week I visit my psychiatrist. He starts off by asking if I still hated my mother. I said no, theres someone new. I proceeded to explain that I had picked up this short perfect little BSW spinner in my white Nissan at a laser lite show at the stones show on OBT, her name was Erica. I said 1. -She wanted me to buy her a drink, Ok then. 2. - She wanted me to buy her some food at Checkers, OK then 3. - Get condoms- OK then. So finally we park. And I ask her to take off her top so I can play with her breasts- while receiving a BJ. She said that's extra- OK then- she looks at my condoms and said their thins- so she says I must wear 2- Ok then (now I know what my dick feels like on novacaine- like when you go to the dentist and can't feel your lower lip). She does the BJ for about 30 seconds and says her jaw hurts. I say- not Ok- and proceed to throw her out of my van. The doc said I've heard of this before on previous posts of USASG- Its called Erica Syndrome. Technical diagnosis for her is Demented Obnoxia. Symptoms for those who catch this syndrome is deflated genitalia and extreme anxyietia.[/QUOTE]And if anyone asks why I never pick up black girls, see above. Truth be told, I got sidetracked by the stockings. You never see that. Thanks for the help.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2524685] then- she looks at my condoms and said they're thins- so she says I must wear two[/QUOTE]Now 'that's' funny. I guess if they had been the 'super-thin' ones, you'd have had to wear three (or more)? Maybe that's why they come in packs of three.

[QUOTE=RPG1166;2523510]I'm not really in the SW game but I happened to be coming home early from a western bar north of this.

I had a few friends in my car who I was joking with about being terrible at spotting the SWs on OBT. They.

Finally successfully identify two as we pass the 7/11 near the 528, but only because cops had a John being.

Cuffed in the parking lot beside them. So like a good designated driver I pull a you-turn and go into.

Gawking / rubbernecking mode.

The guy that got busted was a Hispanic male 40 years oldish wearing blue / white striped short sleeved shirt.

And jeans. Not sure what he was driving. Tow truck never came to the gas station that I saw.

So my friends wanted to watch the girls work so I pulled into the 7/11 after the cops cleared and grabbed a soda.

While they sat in the car and watched the SWs perform their trade.

Here is descriptions of the 4 girls we saw. Maybe someone can identify the decoys based on these descriptions, or.

Maybe they were all 4 decoys. I wasn't sure.

Older pair: Were standing on the side of OBT right in front of 7/11. Never moved up or down the street. Looked.

Like they were amateurs compared to others I've seen. Never left each others side.

Girl #1 - White female, mid 40's, 5'8" tall, 150-160 lbs medium to heavy build, freckled / tan complexion, curly brown hair just above shoulders, b to c cup chest.

Wearing jean shorts and a short sleeved blue top. Was aggressively flirting with cars stopped at the red light.

Girl #2 - Hispanic female, mid 30's, 5' 4" tall, 140-150 lbs medium build, light complexion for a latina, straight black hair past shoulders, small b cup chest.

Wearing khaki shorts and a long sleeved grey skin tight shirt. Looked uncomfortable the entire time and never saw her approach anyone herself.

She just followed girl #1's lead.

Younger pair: They were between Baymont and 7/11 when I pulled in. They were moving up and down the block. They split up frequently and.

Were only talking to parked cars.

Girl #3 - While female, 25 years oldish, 5' 6" tall, 125-130 lbs medium build, tan complexion, frizzy brown hair up in a bun or ponytail, b cup chest.

Wearing cutoff jean shorts and a white tshirt.

Girl #4 - Hispanic female, 20-24 years old, 5' 4" tall, 100-110 lbs petite build, light complexion for a latina, long silky black hair worn down past shoulders.

A cup chest. Wearing long fitted khaki slacks with a light colored short sleeved top. Saw her approach a black mustang or camaro by herself while I was inside.

Hope this helps. Watch your 6 guys. Wouldn't wish this way for anyone's weekend to start.

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Please do not post reports with unnecessary hard returns in the Forum. [i]Thanks![/i][/blue][/QUOTE]Wow first report about cops- not about picking up a girl. (wonder why) RPG -rocket propelled grenade- wonder who hired a lot of our soldiers coming out of Iraq. Listen to the detail of how he describes suspects (oops.) " wearing long fitted khaki slacks " half the report is used describing things. (wonder why) " Perform their trade " dripping with condescending colloquialism. To try and throw us off -he pretends like he can't figure out who are the decoys. Like he's one of the 15 Spanish guys that got caught. He's obviously white coming from Cowboys. Watch your 6 - sounds like TAC patrol to me. Wouldn't want to ruin your weekend. Is that a subtle warning. Who thinks like that. If you were there- like I was watching those poor boys being tossed around like rag dolls. With 5 or six guns pointed at them- cause they couldn't believe what was happening to them and they spoke Spanish. You would feel nothing but pity for them. Not gloat about ruining their weekend. Sick.

Ok so I must give props to the mongers in the SW scene. I have always been in BP / escort scene but have never dabbled in the other. After reading through all the SW posts about "scooping up" and the LEO stings, patrols and follows. Ballsy. I just don't think I have the nads for it. Like I said before, props to you all.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2524783]Wow first report about cops- not about picking up a girl. (wonder why) RPG -rocket propelled grenade- wonder who hired a lot of our soldiers coming out of Iraq. Listen to the detail of how he describes suspects (oops.) " wearing long fitted khaki slacks " half the report is used describing things. (wonder why) " Perform their trade " dripping with condescending colloquialism. To try and throw us off -he pretends like he can't figure out who are the decoys. Like he's one of the 15 Spanish guys that got caught. He's obviously white coming from Cowboys. Watch your 6 - sounds like TAC patrol to me. Wouldn't want to ruin your weekend. Is that a subtle warning. Who thinks like that. If you were there- like I was watching those poor boys being tossed around like rag dolls. With 5 or six guns pointed at them- cause they couldn't believe what was happening to them and they spoke Spanish. You would feel nothing but pity for them. Not gloat about ruining their weekend. Sick.[/QUOTE]I have never been accused of being a smart ass LOL, hence the part about the "badge#" haha. Keep up the good posts Montes2, was there already a Montes or Montes1 I'm just wondering LOL. Be safe Brothers. SJ.

Does Kevon also go by "Red"?

[QUOTE=Gavin;2525292]Does Kevon also go by "Red"?[/QUOTE]I am a long time lurker And active monger but I just didn't ever feel comfortable posting on a public forum. In regards to your question about Kevon, I think she does go by "red". The first SW I ever dreamed about told me people call her red. I had a fantastic dream about her and then doing my research after the fact I am positive it was Kevon based on the pictures. Hope this helps and I guess since I've finally broken the seal on posting I will do my part to contributing to this great forum. Thanks for all the great info you guys have provided.

[QUOTE=Gavin;2525292]Does Kevon also go by "Red"?[/QUOTE]I have know her for about a year and have posted about her many times and with pictures. Dated and posted yesterday. I have never heard her go by Red. I've heard a couple of peeps call her Red because she is mulatto, white mom and black dad. There is a girl, working the trail for at least 4 or 5 years, mixed also with a dash of Latino for flavor who goes by Red, real name Lakei, or something real close and she goes on vacation a lot. Rarely walks south of Oakridge and North to the teens. Red short for redbone, and she could suck the meat off the bone! Used to be a real good date but hadn't picked her up in maybe 6 months or more. Just my 2 cents worth, maybe worth a nickle. SJ

[QUOTE=StrokinJoe;2525358]I have know her for about a year and have posted about her many times and with pictures. Dated and posted yesterday. I have never heard her go by Red. I've heard a couple of peeps call her Red because she is mulatto, white mom and black dad. There is a girl, working the trail for at least 4 or 5 years, mixed also with a dash of Latino for flavor who goes by Red, real name Lakei, or something real close and she goes on vacation a lot. Rarely walks south of Oakridge and North to the teens. Red short for redbone, and she could suck the meat off the bone! Used to be a real good date but hadn't picked her up in maybe 6 months or more. Just my 2 cents worth, maybe worth a nickle. SJ[/QUOTE]Yeah SJ, it was your pictures that I was going off of. In my dream I picked her up at the wawa on landstreet, she told me a name that I didn't hear then said "but people call me red", we then went to a safe place, then she had me drop her of at BP. This was probably 2-3 months ago. About a week later I was looking at all the photos that had been posted when I came across the ones you posted of Kevon and recognized her immediately. I could be wrong but now that this other monger is asking I'm pretty sure I was correct. BTW, big fan of your work SJ. You've given a lot a great advice to more people than you know.

What's Up Brothers? Starting with Friday night's sting, the weekend slowed down quite a bit. And usually they only do the sting once and then go away or somewhere else for a while both because everyone knows what's going on and also they don't want to jeopardize their safety. Saturday was slow. Still new girls popping up that don't have a clue either what's going on or about the sting Friday night. Unrelated I think our girl Amanda got "vacationized". More and more black girls poping up and some nice ones, including Black Ash and Strawberry who stay South of the overpass. One thing I will say is that most of the black girls aren't on bad hardcore drugs or H like most of the Blossom Dump. Maybe why you don't see any or many coming in or out. Did see BabyJamie around a couple times looking rough. Kevon was working it hard but by Sunday morning she was totally wasted, no sleep, etc, read my post yesterday morning. LOTS O LEO. Desiree was out Sunday morning and looking delicious! WOW. There were a couple new girls by the Ale House and across the street Sunoco. The one blonde with the loser dude tailing her yelling a staring at prospective buyers WTF, again, I had a previous post about that too. LOOSE THE TAILS girls if you want action! Super8 changed to a Travelodge and charges $20 more but they might give you a can of roach spray. Again, lots of LEO I had one tail me quite a bit but gave them no reason to pull me. Pulled into the 7/11 and ran in and got a drink then left and he just sat there in the Pollo Restaurant parking lot next door watching for about 10 minutes. Saw a couple new white girls around the Wendys and BK south of the overpass. I think the OPD stepped it up a notch this weekend also maybe because of the soccer game. Spent about half an hour around the ParaWhore and WestWhoreland area and saw more cops than girls. Even though The Quadrant slowed down a bit, there was still lots of action around. Be safe guys. SJ.

Usually drive the trail 20 -30 hrs per week, last night Lee rd. Had 3 new ones. And below the beachline a couple new ones. Picked up Gigi wearing a schoolgirl hi waisted dress- couldn't resist. She initially said she only walks once a week (now using the ho conversion chart) that means she's not quite 24/7. We park at Dennys (no one can see inside my van) she likes to talk while giving head (I would rather hear birds sing than listen to her talk). But she kept saying she wanted to smoke and get high (1 out of 5 girls say this) and fuck. I just fucked all weekend and just wanted to DFK and BJ. I drop her off at the abandoned Burger King. As far as the weekend goes. I visit different cities each weekend, Where are the top places to go in florida- right now its Lake Worth and New Port Richey, pictured is Summer in front of Fantasyland 2 in Tampa. Brought her from NPR.

[QUOTE=MITransplant;2525200]Ok so I must give props to the mongers in the SW scene. I have always been in BP / escort scene but have never dabbled in the other. After reading through all the SW posts about "scooping up" and the LEO stings, patrols and follows. Ballsy. I just don't think I have the nads for it. Like I said before, props to you all.[/QUOTE]Mit, didn't you read the thread of all the busts they made in Polk county from BP and craiglist about a month ago?

Stay Safe!

[QUOTE=PerfectAss;2525456]Mit, didn't you read the thread of all the busts they made in Polk county from BP and craiglist about a month ago?

Stay Safe![/QUOTE]Yea I did but I always do thorough background check / reviews on anyone that I find interesting. I have a few ebonies that I have dreamt of off of there that I can vouch for.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2525431]Usually drive the trail 20 -30 hrs per week, last night Lee rd. Had 3 new ones. And below the beachline a couple new ones. Picked up Gigi wearing a schoolgirl hi waisted dress- couldn't resist. She initially said she only walks once a week (now using the ho conversion chart) that means she's not quite 24/7. We park at Dennys (no one can see inside my van) she likes to talk while giving head (I would rather hear birds sing than listen to her talk). But she kept saying she wanted to smoke and get high (1 out of 5 girls say this) and fuck. I just fucked all weekend and just wanted to DFK and BJ. I drop her off at the abandoned Burger King. As far as the weekend goes. I visit different cities each weekend, Where are the top places to go in florida- right now its Lake Worth and New Port Richey, pictured is Summer in front of Fantasyland 2 in Tampa. Brought her from NPR.[/QUOTE]Yo Brother is this the same Gigi from BP and BP with her signature fishnet hose to cover the thigh bruises. If so which Denny's and BK are we talking about or part of town. Just curious. If same one I haven't seen her in like 3 or 4 months. Gives great BJ and decent FS. Take care M2.

[QUOTE=StrokinJoe;2525622]Yo Brother is this the same Gigi from BP and BP with her signature fishnet hose to cover the thigh bruises. If so which Denny's and BK are we talking about or part of town. Just curious. If same one I haven't seen her in like 3 or 4 months. Gives great BJ and decent FS. Take care M2.[/QUOTE]No this girl was on Lee rd. She was a 25 yr old latina, But very easy to get along with. Yeah I know the other Gigi. Texted her 2 mo. S ago and she was totally strung out. So gave up. BTW - the Ho conversion chart looks like this :1. Once a week = almost 24/7 2. Only when I need baby food= 24/7 3. I don't chase the drug like all these other girls = biggest crackhead on the trail! I'm sure their others.....

[QUOTE=Montes2;2525644]No this girl was on Lee rd. She was a 25 yr old latina, But very easy to get along with. Yeah I know the other Gigi. Texted her 2 mo. S ago and she was totally strung out. So gave up. BTW - the Ho conversion chart looks like this :1. Once a week = almost 24/7 2. Only when I need baby food= 24/7 3. I don't chase the drug like all these other girls = biggest crackhead on the trail! I'm sure their others.....[/QUOTE]Yea the last I heard she has a sugar daddy that's got her off Backpage now. The last she posted was almost 2 months ago. Hopefully she's cleaned up because she was getting kinda nasty lately and hopefully SugarD has some deep pockets to keep her straight. We all know how this turns out 90% of the time. Good luck. Take care Montes2. SJ.

[QUOTE=Razorr99;2525372]Yeah SJ, it was your pictures that I was going off of. In my dream I picked her up at the wawa on landstreet, she told me a name that I didn't hear then said "but people call me red", we then went to a safe place, then she had me drop her of at BP. This was probably 2-3 months ago. About a week later I was looking at all the photos that had been posted when I came across the ones you posted of Kevon and recognized her immediately. I could be wrong but now that this other monger is asking I'm pretty sure I was correct. BTW, big fan of your work SJ. You've given a lot a great advice to more people than you know.[/QUOTE]Thank you Brother for the words. I'm not saying that's not her and I do have a knack for posting some decent pics. I've had girls give me all kinds of names. I tried to pick up Lily a while back and she told me her name was Ashley then started arguing with me about it. All these girls, depending on the mixture at the time, are subject to tell us anything. Kevon has been one of my faves for at least 6 months, BUT, read my post yesterday morning. She fell asleep sucking my cock! It's just a short time before she's gone again and she just got out. Don't get me wrong, I love the girl but if you read my report again from yesterday about her, it won't be long. Sooooooooo, catch her while you can lol. Take care Brother. SJ.

Picked up one of my HSW favs walking by ronalds house by the highway. Dt bbj cim spit. No gag reflex follows directions well, let me take pics and a vid to share, but again catching hell posting here from my phone. Senior members do have digits strokinjoe, message me def one to try on par with kevon and desiree.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2524783]Wow first report about cops- not about picking up a girl. (wonder why) RPG -rocket propelled grenade- wonder who hired a lot of our soldiers coming out of Iraq. Listen to the detail of how he describes suspects (oops.) " wearing long fitted khaki slacks " half the report is used describing things. (wonder why) " Perform their trade " dripping with condescending colloquialism. To try and throw us off -he pretends like he can't figure out who are the decoys. Like he's one of the 15 Spanish guys that got caught. He's obviously white coming from Cowboys. Watch your 6 - sounds like TAC patrol to me. Wouldn't want to ruin your weekend. Is that a subtle warning. Who thinks like that. If you were there- like I was watching those poor boys being tossed around like rag dolls. With 5 or six guns pointed at them- cause they couldn't believe what was happening to them and they spoke Spanish. You would feel nothing but pity for them. Not gloat about ruining their weekend. Sick.[/QUOTE]Well, I am am ex-military you got that part right. You missed the part about me being a boob man tho since I gave my estimate of each girls cup size. I can tell you that only about 1 in 100 vets that I know want to become a cop when they get discharged. There are much safer and better paying jobs in contracting, training, private industry, etc. The absolute last thing you are thinking while touring the middle east is, man, I can't wait to get out of here so I can drive an Impala through the ghetto and take potshots from drug dealers. And lastly, the last thing any military or police force would do is freely give away their assets and positions which is what I did in the first post. Regardless of all that believe what you want. I could care less honestly. After the three reports warning about the sting, SC asked for details. I had them so I gave them. Its as simple as that. My only gripe is that is took 6 hours to post, which is why I don't post here primarily. Not exactly the best early warning system, but it is still a great resource of info. So my advice is if you want people to continue sharing that information and grow this community, thank people for sharing it instead of assaulting them.

While flipping thru the latest Acme catalog. Came across an interesting product- the advertisement said " are you tired of driving up and down the trail wearing out your dick " - light bulb goes off in my head " yes. " Try our latest drone - " guaranteed not to peter you out". Another light bulb goes off "Hooray". Reading further it says it can find ho's in several modes- walking single, in pairs or at the local trap hose. Decide to purchase this wonderful machine. And it arrived by drone the next day. Flipping it out my van window. I set the controls for-Trap House- the console seems to indicate Obt but then veers off to EW dr. Sure enough it hovers over Aloha. St. Then I see on the screen - (A Horde of Ho's has been detected) -light bulb goes off - "yeah" . One of the horde steps out and jumps in my car. Her name is Jen. Thirty year old 7. 5. Very charming personality- gets out of my van with smile on her face. Drone flies back thru my window. Drive home with smile on my face.

Sorry for the late post had PC issues.

Anyway Santa cummed to town on Sunday and picked up a naughty new helper named Angela. As I drove by MickeyDs on the Florida Mall Trail she smiled at me and I let out a Ho Ho Ho. Angela is a decent lookin WSW about 30 with shoulder length brown hair and eyes. She is medium built about 5'5 120 - 130 lbs nice bubble ass. Angela was clean made up and very friendly. She started with a BBHJ then went to a BBBJ and had her be tits out as I asked. She alternated BBHJ BBBJ which was good. Angela aimed to please tickling and playing with my bells. She made my naughty and nice list but wasn't nominated for a Top 5 spot because no CIM. She made me bust with a BBHJ CIWWN. SC.

[QUOTE=SantaClause;2526736]Sorry for the late post had PC issues.

Anyway Santa cummed to town on Sunday and picked up a naughty new helper named Angela. As I drove by MickeyDs on the Florida Mall Trail she smiled at me and I let out a Ho Ho Ho. Angela is a decent lookin WSW about 30 with shoulder length brown hair and eyes. She is medium built about 5'5 120 - 130 lbs nice bubble ass. Angela was clean made up and very friendly. She started with a BBHJ then went to a BBBJ and had her be tits out as I asked. She alternated BBHJ BBBJ which was good. Angela aimed to please tickling and playing with my bells. She made my naughty and nice list but wasn't nominated for a Top 5 spot because no CIM. She made me bust with a BBHJ CIWWN. SC.[/QUOTE]Yea it sucks when you get CumInTheKeyboard syndrome. You stumped me on this one Santa. What is CIWWN I'm thinking something about a napkin or wet nap LOL. Even StrokinJoe learns shit on this board haha. Take care. SJ.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2526650]While flipping thru the latest Acme catalog. Came across an interesting product- the advertisement said " are you tired of driving up and down the trail wearing out your dick " - light bulb goes off in my head " yes. " Try our latest drone - " guaranteed not to peter you out". Another light bulb goes off "Hooray". Reading further it says it can find ho's in several modes- walking single, in pairs or at the local trap hose. Decide to purchase this wonderful machine. And it arrived by drone the next day. Flipping it out my van window. I set the controls for-Trap House- the console seems to indicate Obt but then veers off to EW dr. Sure enough it hovers over Aloha. St. Then I see on the screen - (A Horde of Ho's has been detected) -light bulb goes off - "yeah" . One of the horde steps out and jumps in my car. Her name is Jen. Thirty year old 7. 5. Very charming personality- gets out of my van with smile on her face. Drone flies back thru my window. Drive home with smile on my face.[/QUOTE]Damn Brother I love reading your posts! I'm scrolling through their website and they also have the William Shatner approved "Priceline Hodar". While cruising the trail in the comfort of you vehicle, and with the push of a button, you can scan the Ho's and tell what they're asking, what they're worth, and what others are actually paying. Helluva tool to use with the Ho Drone. And is says that if you act now, you can also get the world famous Zap-A-Ho for FREE so there's never any disappointments. The Zap-A-Ho also comes with a 10 pack of disposable seat covers and a can of air freshener. I can't wait! Take care Brother. SJ.

[QUOTE=StrokinJoe;2526892]Yea it sucks when you get CumInTheKeyboard syndrome. You stumped me on this one Santa. What is CIWWN I'm thinking something about a napkin or wet nap LOL. Even StrokinJoe learns shit on this board haha. Take care. SJ.[/QUOTE]LMFAO. Got to give you credit it's not easy slippin one by you SJ. You are half right Brother. CIWWN = Cum In WaWa Napkins. LOL.

SC.

I am embarrassed to admit I read the original post, didn't have a clue what it stood for and was too proud to ask.

Shame on me.

C3.

[QUOTE=SantaClause;2526982]LMFAO. Got to give you credit it's not easy slippin one by you SJ. You are half right Brother. CIWWN = Cum In WaWa Napkins. LOL.

SC.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RPG1166;2526493]Well, I am am ex-military you got that part right. You missed the part about me being a boob man tho since I gave my estimate of each girls cup size. I can tell you that only about 1 in 100 vets that I know want to become a cop when they get discharged. There are much safer and better paying jobs in contracting, training, private industry, etc. The absolute last thing you are thinking while touring the middle east is, man, I can't wait to get out of here so I can drive an Impala through the ghetto and take potshots from drug dealers. And lastly, the last thing any military or police force would do is freely give away their assets and positions which is what I did in the first post. Regardless of all that believe what you want. I could care less honestly. After the three reports warning about the sting, SC asked for details. I had them so I gave them. Its as simple as that. My only gripe is that is took 6 hours to post, which is why I don't post here primarily. Not exactly the best early warning system, but it is still a great resource of info. So my advice is if you want people to continue sharing that information and grow this community, thank people for sharing it instead of assaulting them.[/QUOTE]Don't come out of Cowboys empty-handed- pick up one of those girls out there like me and SJ do. Read his and mine reports and you will be astounded. Then make a report of your own. We will know if its truthful. Its all about having fun! We're not the kind of people. That even think in terms of assault- start talking about the girls. Its been 3 days since then. And your still on that subject. You could've done 2 or 3 by then. Read my report JohnBoy 101- it explains how the tables have been turned out here. These girls want us more than we want them . That's why SJ,SC, C3 and others can write such interesting reports . We're waiting on yours...

[QUOTE=PerfectAss;2525456]Mit, didn't you read the thread of all the busts they made in Polk county from BP and craiglist about a month ago?

Stay Safe![/QUOTE]Whrer Can I find this thread?

There is a pretty comprehensive account of all the bull shit busts on the News and Media Reports thread.

Remember, the most dangerous place to stand is between Sheriff Grady and a TV camera.

C3.

[QUOTE=BTmyMt;2527442]Whrer Can I find this thread?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Camera3;2527012]I am embarrassed to admit I read the original post, didn't have a clue what it stood for and was too proud to ask.

Shame on me.

C3.[/QUOTE]Here it is Brother. With your cred, you can ask anything you want, and NO embarrassment. You're one of the reasons I started posting again after my hiatus LOL. Take care Camera3 and good one SantaClause. Have a great day everyone.

[QUOTE=RPG1166;2526493]Well, I am am ex-military you got that part right. You missed the part about me being a boob man tho since I gave my estimate of each girls cup size. I can tell you that only about 1 in 100 vets that I know want to become a cop when they get discharged. There are much safer and better paying jobs in contracting, training, private industry, etc. The absolute last thing you are thinking while touring the middle east is, man, I can't wait to get out of here so I can drive an Impala through the ghetto and take potshots from drug dealers. And lastly, the last thing any military or police force would do is freely give away their assets and positions which is what I did in the first post. Regardless of all that believe what you want. I could care less honestly. After the three reports warning about the sting, SC asked for details. I had them so I gave them. Its as simple as that. My only gripe is that is took 6 hours to post, which is why I don't post here primarily. Not exactly the best early warning system, but it is still a great resource of info. So my advice is if you want people to continue sharing that information and grow this community, thank people for sharing it instead of assaulting them.[/QUOTE]Cum on man you got to take your first few replies on the chin. Usually I bash people on their first post or two but you'res was so informative all I did was threw the "Badge#" quip out there. The 6 hours is a legit gripe but until you reach SM status, the posts have to be reviewed before the become live. Sometimes they pop up in an hour and sometimes they take 12 or more, it is what it is. Thanks brother, and we weren't "assaulting you" LOL.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2527422]Don't come out of Cowboys empty-handed- pick up one of those girls out there like me and SJ do. Read his and mine reports and you will be astounded. Then make a report of your own. We will know if its truthful. Its all about having fun! We're not the kind of people. That even think in terms of assault- start talking about the girls. Its been 3 days since then. And your still on that subject. You could've done 2 or 3 by then. Read my report JohnBoy 101- it explains how the tables have been turned out here. These girls want us more than we want them . That's why SJ,SC, C3 and others can write such interesting reports . We're waiting on yours...[/QUOTE]I couldn't have said it better. I did give him props for the informative post. Everybody, keep them coming. SJ.

Scooped up Brittany across from gregs last Thursday. She was a little too obvious on the approach. Did that stop and look past her then the whole who me thing all while smiling but anybody watching wasn't thinking look at that guy run in to an old friend. Anyways I must've fallen asleep while waiting for her to get in. I had a fantastic dream of a cute blonde who performed a great bbbjcimws. In my dream this blonde must've not had hands cause she never used them. Right before I woke up she said "Nothing like a warm glass of milk first thing in the morning!" This Tennessee queen is super chill. Didn't get number but wish I would've.

Was having a delicious steak burrito Sunday night on the patio of chipotle and saw my uncle walk out of Panda with his large soda and jump in the passenger seat of a nice looking truck.

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[QUOTE=StrokinJoe;2527876]Pussy DAP Blow Jobs CIM Pussy DAP Blow Jobs CIM Pussy DAP Blow Jobs CIM Pussy DAP Blow Jobs CIM Pussy DAP Blow Jobs CIM Pussy DAP Blow Jobs CIM Pussy DAP Blow Jobs CIM Pussy DAP Blow Jobs CIM Pussy DAP Blow Jobs CIM Pussy DAP Blow Jobs CIM Pussy DAP Blow Jobs CIM Pussy DAP Blow Jobs CIM Pussy DAP Blow Jobs CIM Pussy DAP Blow Jobs CIM Pussy DAP Blow Jobs CIM Pussy DAP Blow Jobs CIM Pussy DAP Blow Jobs CIM Pussy DAP Blow Jobs CIM Pussy DAP Blow Jobs CIM Pussy DAP Blow Jobs CIM Pussy DAP Blow Jobs CIM Pussy DAP Blow Job CIM Pussy DAP Blow Jobs CIM Pussy DAP Blow Jobs CIM.[/QUOTE]Theme from Perry Mason seems appropriate here as it has the first 2 letters of the suspect word- I've chimed in. I'll wait for. Can you hum it? This is ok because its about girls but I think 603 posts in such a short period has finally gotten to # 1. So that when girls gets in his car he can only speak in abbreviations - BBBJ SW IYP- see what I mean .

So I decided to take the afternoon off. I made my way to the trail at around 2 and nearly immediately saw a hot blonde WSW walking south from the McDonald's. I stop at the 7/11 as I have a text to send so I figure it's been too long, she's gone. I turn south on OBT and I catch her on Sun Life Path out of the corner of my eye so I pull into that little business area there and continue my texting. She doesn't even look in my direction. I'm not going to do anything overt, I assume she sees a guy pull into the lot and sit there, maybe he wants to talk. I don't like drawing attention to myself so this may not be 100% her fault. I go around again, this time I smile at her and pull in again. Nothing.

I make a phone call, look up poof, she has vanished. So I drive down to 39th and back and on the way in decide this time I will hit her with my car if I have to. I stop at the Wawa to get one of those cinnamon roles, you know, for courage and holy shit, she is sitting at one of the tables outside. I think this may be easier than I think BUT I see that there is a guy sitting with her. I get my roll walk back to my car and start eating hoping that she will get up so I can snag her but they leave together in a vehicle I will not describe in case the guy is one of us.

Maybe I'm just not destined to do this. I have seen Jamie and another girl but I met them in their room at the S8, I must lack the requisite balls to perform the scoop.

[QUOTE=TeenLover;2528215]So I decided to take the afternoon off. I made my way to the trail at around 2 and nearly immediately saw a hot blonde WSW walking south from the McDonald's. I stop at the 7/11 as I have a text to send so I figure it's been too long, she's gone. I turn south on OBT and I catch her on Sun Life Path out of the corner of my eye so I pull into that little business area there and continue my texting. She doesn't even look in my direction. I'm not going to do anything overt, I assume she sees a guy pull into the lot and sit there, maybe he wants to talk. I don't like drawing attention to myself so this may not be 100% her fault. I go around again, this time I smile at her and pull in again. Nothing.

I make a phone call, look up poof, she has vanished. So I drive down to 39th and back and on the way in decide this time I will hit her with my car if I have to. I stop at the Wawa to get one of those cinnamon roles, you know, for courage and holy shit, she is sitting at one of the tables outside. I think this may be easier than I think BUT I see that there is a guy sitting with her. I get my roll walk back to my car and start eating hoping that she will get up so I can snag her but they leave together in a vehicle I will not describe in case the guy is one of us.

Maybe I'm just not destined to do this. I have seen Jamie and another girl but I met them in their room at the S8, I must lack the requisite balls to perform the scoop.[/QUOTE]She might just work there and not be a walker? They don't all walk you know.

[QUOTE=Fella77;2527759]Scooped up Brittany across from gregs last Thursday. She was a little too obvious on the approach. Did that stop and look past her then the whole who me thing all while smiling but anybody watching wasn't thinking look at that guy run in to an old friend. Anyways I must've fallen asleep while waiting for her to get in. I had a fantastic dream of a cute blonde who performed a great bbbjcimws. In my dream this blonde must've not had hands cause she never used them. Right before I woke up she said "Nothing like a warm glass of milk first thing in the morning!" This Tennessee queen is super chill. Didn't get number but wish I would've.[/QUOTE]I didn't read your 1st post but the 2nd one was pretty good. You gave a location, a name and the deed done. Maybe could have thrown in a price check or a little more detail or not waited 5 days to post, but at least you weren't asking for intel either. Overall I'd give it a "8". Keep up the good work Brother and if you are just a new poster, go back and read the rules or read back on Camera3 replies, he says it about the best. Take care. SJ.