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[QUOTE=PopularHero;3986058]You guys are spoiling AMP too. LOL. This is too much of a tip. I would have had my regulars for whole night with full GFE.[/QUOTE]I already said I tipped to much, but that's my choice.

The tip is only high for you local guys, she knows I'm from out of town, but the main goal was I left very happy.

I already explained that when I tip that much I usually get the full menu, but I was feeling extra generous that night.

Besides, not saying I'm rich but I had a little extra $$ to burn that night that would have probably gone to something a little more self destructive.

Don't worry about her rates going up, she knows I was being extremely generous, so guys, stop crying.

[QUOTE=MidwestDude;3985826]That is absolutely ridiculous.[/QUOTE]For you maybe, read the post below.

I have been known to splurge from time to time, that night was one of those times.

As I write this, just got done dropping 3 bills on tonight's entertainment that was much more than lovely Joyce had to offer.

Ridiculous, your opinion.

All I know is that I'm smiling 😁.

[QUOTE=DeadHeadChevy;3985760]Sorry about that, yeah some may read it that way.

90 for the 90 minute.

200 for the tip or 2 bills.

So 290 total. A bit much, for no FS, but left happy and relaxed.[/QUOTE]I'm shaking my head in amazement, LOL.

[QUOTE=Hungryeye;3986115]I'm shaking my head in amazement, LOL.[/QUOTE]Not arguing with you, it was a bit much but don't really care what others think, never have, don't think I'll start now.

Like I say, not arguing with you just making a statement.

Now if I did this all the time in your area and was the reason providers were asking for more, I could see you guys argument.

But like in an auction, someone will pay what they think its worth while others say its too much. The value is determined by the person paying.

You guys keep crying about this and I'll start going to EL on a regular basis and start dropping C-notes like they're quarters, lol.

[QUOTE=DeadHeadChevy;3986124]Not arguing with you, it was a bit much but don't really care what others think, never have, don't think I'll start now.

Like I say, not arguing with you just making a statement.

Now if I did this all the time in your area and was the reason providers were asking for more, I could see you guys argument.

But like in an auction, someone will pay what they think its worth while others say its too much. The value is determined by the person paying.

You guys keep crying about this and I'll start going to EL on a regular basis and start dropping C-notes like they're quarters, lol.[/QUOTE]It's your money, I could care less, no crying from this guy, I used to sell cars and love guys like you. LOL.

[QUOTE=Hungryeye;3986160]It's your money, I could care less, no crying from this guy, I used to sell cars and love guys like you. LOL.[/QUOTE]I hear ya.

Not that you took it personally, but it was directed more to a wider audience, just had to pick one to reply to.

If you knew me, you wouldn't like me, trust me, I'm basically an Asshole with dick tendencies.

Sales people I find entertaining, always thinking they have the upper hand. I have made a ton of money from deals where the salesperson thought they had me, only for them to realize I had the item sold for a profit before I even bought it.

Hows that for stimulating the economy?

"Asshole with Dick tentencies", I love it! If you don't mind, ill borrow that from time to time. I wear that hat proudly!

[QUOTE=DeadHeadChevy;3986189]I hear ya.

Not that you took it personally, but it was directed more to a wider audience, just had to pick one to reply to.

If you knew me, you wouldn't like me, trust me, I'm basically an Asshole with dick tendencies.

Sales people I find entertaining, always thinking they have the upper hand. I have made a ton of money from deals where the salesperson thought they had me, only for them to realize I had the item sold for a profit before I even bought it.

Hows that for stimulating the economy?[/QUOTE]

Hey man,

I gave her 2 x the standard. She's far and away the hottest in my 3 years and 40-50 visit AMP history. Hands down smoking hot and I've had tits out and prostate only a couple times and she included both. Perfect experience. She would have done standard finish for the standard tip, but why waste your chance?

I should have paid more for the shorts to drop as you did. Bravo.

I've seen Backpage and curised the Sully 500, worked on Paraons for a couple years, been to plenty AMPs, she's a perfect 10 by those standards. An 11. Anything hotter is as expensive or much more than you paid so, "haters going to hate".

Anything close on a looks scale in an AMP is on her phone and disengaged too, in my experience. She does give a good massage.

As another guy said though, it's a very out in the open place during the day, and I'm scared of both it and EL not being safe much longer.

[QUOTE=DeadHeadChevy;3986189]I hear ya.

Not that you took it personally, but it was directed more to a wider audience, just had to pick one to reply to.

If you knew me, you wouldn't like me, trust me, I'm basically an Asshole with dick tendencies.

Sales people I find entertaining, always thinking they have the upper hand. I have made a ton of money from deals where the salesperson thought they had me, only for them to realize I had the item sold for a profit before I even bought it.

Hows that for stimulating the economy?[/QUOTE]Someone sounds like they think he's a legend in his own mind!

Probably pays $10 K for a car & sells it for $5 K & thinks he's doing good too!

[QUOTE=DeadHeadChevy;3986102]I already said I tipped to much, but that's my choice.

The tip is only high for you local guys, she knows I'm from out of town, but the main goal was I left very happy.

I already explained that when I tip that much I usually get the full menu, but I was feeling extra generous that night.

Besides, not saying I'm rich but I had a little extra $$ to burn that night that would have probably gone to something a little more self destructive.

Don't worry about her rates going up, she knows I was being extremely generous, so guys, stop crying.[/QUOTE]Oh no way we locale spend $$$ in AMP or I never heard that kind of story. But yes it's what it is some time. The heat and happiness you had at the moment. End of the day if you satisfied its an cool deal.

[QUOTE=PopularHero;3986435]Oh no way we locale spend $$$ in AMP or I never heard that kind of story. But yes it's what it is some time. The heat and happiness you had at the moment. End of the day if you satisfied its an cool deal.[/QUOTE]Thank you.

I just wanted to give my take on it so that everyone else can benefit from my time.

I don't usually drop 3 bills at an AMP, unless it is a guarantee of stellar service or what ever warrants the extra cost, like 2 girl FS for example.

Yes I over tipped, do I feel bad about it? Not one bit.

But I share with you guys so that even though I over-tipped what her negation level would be if you had to negotiate with her.

Basically, I TOFTT, financialy to help you guys know where you stand when ordering off the secret menu.

That's all.

Either way I have no remorse about over-tipping, I'll do it again at some point, but like you and I say, as long as I left happy, it was worth it.

[QUOTE=JohnGalt365;3986314]Hey man,

I gave her 2 x the standard. She's far and away the hottest in my 3 years and 40-50 visit AMP history. Hands down smoking hot and I've had tits out and prostate only a couple times and she included both. Perfect experience. She would have done standard finish for the standard tip, but why waste your chance?

I should have paid more for the shorts to drop as you did. Bravo.

I've seen Backpage and curised the Sully 500, worked on Paraons for a couple years, been to plenty AMPs, she's a perfect 10 by those standards. An 11. Anything hotter is as expensive or much more than you paid so, "haters going to hate".

Anything close on a looks scale in an AMP is on her phone and disengaged too, in my experience. She does give a good massage.

As another guy said though, it's a very out in the open place during the day, and I'm scared of both it and EL not being safe much longer.[/QUOTE]You said it man, she is hot. For a explorer of many AMP's across this nation, she is in the upper teir for looks, personality and the fact that she can hold an intelligent conversation with you, a rare find in the AMP realm.

Sad to see so many other mongers get so easily butt-hurt from one guy over-tipping.

I would have spent the extra tip amount on other things either way that would have not had as many benefits to me, so why not give it to her for some extra playtime.

Thanks man for seeing my side, like you said Haters going to hate. Oh well, I say, let them hate.
They act like I dropped a grand on a HJ, lol

All the others need to do a self check and re-evaluate.

[QUOTE=SlooHands;3986394]Someone sounds like they think he's a legend in his own mind!

Probably pays $10 K for a car & sells it for $5 K & thinks he's doing good too![/QUOTE]Not trying to argue with you but 1st off legends are dead, I am very much alive. But I am no legend or full of myself, I do what I say and I say what I do, simple.

Why is that hard for people to grasp that idea?
I said I was more the asshole with dick tendencies, example...
I once called and set up an apptment at an AMP, got there the same time another monger got there, but he was a walk-in. He got upset because the girl he wanted to see was the one I set up the appt. with.
He got bent out of shape and try to give me grief about he was a regular and that was his go-to girl. There was another girl available but she was not "his" girl.
So since it was later in the night, I bought both girls time for the rest of the night and tipped them both, just so he would have to accept the fact that I had "his" girl for that night. I'm sure he learned how to make an appointment after that.
It was a wonderful night my friend

So yes, I am a vendictive prick when I want to be, legend I am not.

As for your financial example, you have it backwards my friend. That's all.

Have a nice day 😁.

Stopped by EL just too much traffic, 2 guys when in within a couple of minutes and an ambulance was near by, so down to Cloud 9, 4 cars right outside, hate to be the guy on the couch. So onto Hong. Cute young thing decent massage, but no happy, so no tippy (a sad face, "you no tip".

Stay safe out there.

The Woodhouse Day Spa. Anybody have experience here? Feel free to PM me if you don't want to post.

Thanks.

H.