Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=AznFasinazn; 1164250] (Webmaster: Sorry if this is in wrong thread. Was not sure where to post.

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I am from out of town, and was the area recently, and went to Lilly's Spa in Laurel, MD.

It is in a shopping center, in a wide open location, with no discreet entrance.

It was one of the WORST AMP experiences I have ever had in my life! [/QUOTE]People seem to be reading into Azn's post much more negative behavior than seems warranted. To be sure, nothing good can come from engaging in argument w / mamasan. On the other hand, if Azn wan't rude and did nothing to warrant the lack of zealous service that he describes, then I applaud him for telling mamasan what was on his mind. He's the customer, after all. I haven't been to that place in years, but that's because my experiences (yes, I gave it a second chance) weren't too far off from Azn's. Maybe things have changed for the better, I don't know, but I won't go back unless I hear a series of consistently positive reviews, and the ones I've read on that place, in this forum and other sites, are usually more negative than positive. I've learned to always be as polite and upbeat as possible in order to garner the best possible AMP experience. But sometimes the hand that's dealt is simply the "tired frowning dispirited worker" that, at least on that particular occasion, would rather be pulling up turnips from the garden, so that's what you're going to get no matter how polite you are. Like many of you, I constantly scan these reviews in search of the good or great experience, and they do happen (witness the recent series of fawning reviews of Vivian at JHH) , but just not as often as we'd all like. I've tried many of the shops, and my "go-to's" have been ML and Kyoto, but those are certainly not "sure bets" for a great or even satisfactory experience every time. Truth is, all these places are hit or miss (some more miss than others). But if there were no "hits", we'd all have stopped long ago. Party on Garth.

I appreciate all the info I've gotten from your site. Here is a little contribution.

I called Pinetree today to schedule appt, and was told that an an appt wasn't necessary just to stop in.

So I went and was greeted by mamasan, a nicer older lady, and taken back to my room and paid. 7 for an hour stay.

Next, a nice looking. 35ish yo asian came in named Kimberlee. She was wearing a loose short dress, had nice long black hair, and nice rack. I took her up on the TS, and paid a good amount of attention to the fellas, lasted about 10min. Kinda grimy sponge, but she used her hands a lot too, so I got over the sponge. Went to the Sauna for about 2 min, and Kimberlee came back in and took me back to the room. The Massage was gentle (don't like it too hard) and lasted a long time (I was impressed). Massage lasted around 50 min or so, then came to the flip. Without any discussion, she proceeded to do a tickle kind of massage around the general region using her nails, very enjoyable. Anyway, I think I was giving enough nonverbal que's, as I had a grin from ear to ear, and no discussion took place. All leading up to a nice ending, which included a little covered prostate milking. Left. 5 tip.

$.2 total. Nice time. Would repeat. If anyone knows how long Kimberlee will be around I wouldn't mind that info.

Thanks

It never ceases to amaze me how much some of us expect for our little tuition. We want to pay basic prices and be treated like a king.

Nothing wrong with that but when you juxtapose this with non-spa behavior it is amazing.

Most men date and marry women who are of low quality, then go to the spa and try to get treated superhuman.
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[*]Men marry 250 lb. Women, then go to the spa and complain about a 170 lb. Woman.
[*]Men marry women in their 40s, then go to the spa and complain about a 33 year old.
[*]Men marry women with attitude level below 5, then complain about a spa girl with attitude 7.
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Imagine yourself in their shoes the next time you go. Their job is hard but it does not have to suck, let try harder to make them want to serve us. It does not take alot.

[QUOTE=Slick Tool;1165127]Truth is, all these places are hit or miss (some more miss than others). But if there were no "hits", we'd all have stopped long ago. Party on Garth.[/QUOTE]

Nobody most likely has tried this spot but the whole Rev. Jenn thing trips me out with this place. They suppose to offer all these things with no tip necessary and said what they do is protected by religious freedom. Any info on it?

[url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2290689443.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Drofnalb; 1165313]It never ceases to amaze me how much some of us expect for our little tuition. We want to pay basic prices and be treated like a king.

Nothing wrong with that but when you juxtapose this with non-spa behavior it is amazing.

Most men date and marry women who are of low quality, then go to the spa and try to get treated superhuman.
[list]
[*]Men marry 250 lb. Women, then go to the spa and complain about a 170 lb. Woman.
[*]Men marry women in their 40s, then go to the spa and complain about a 33 year old.
[*]Men marry women with attitude level below 5, then complain about a spa girl with attitude 7.
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Imagine yourself in their shoes the next time you go. Their job is hard but it does not have to suck, let try harder to make them want to serve us. It does not take alot. [/QUOTE]I'm going to hug my providers (unless that a fetish up-charge). LOL Seriously though, you point is well taken. I would also argue that it's cheaper and less stressful to be single and go the monger route as needed than be married. So don't complain about prices too much. You get what you pay for. (or should).

Almost scared! Nobody most likely has tried this spot but the whole Rev. Jenn thing trips me out with this place. They suppose to offer all these things with no tip necessary and said what they do is protected by religious freedom. Any info on it?

[url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2290689443.html[/url]

I tried "Rev." Jenn about two weeks ago. As has been stated in pervious posts this place is totally legit. Though I must say her web site appears very provocative. I wanted to see if she was "really legit". She gives a great massage. But that is it. Period. She wears a smock like a mediical provider, nothjing at all like on her web site. I asked about additional services, but she was quite emphatic that she does not provide them. She and the whole place was a bit weird. I will not be going back.

Guys, I go to this one place often, so I don't know if I overlooked the sign or if it was new. In the sauna yesterday, I saw a sign that read,"Gentleman do not urine on rock." Seriously? If I ever find a guy who pissed on the rocks, I will put his cock to the rocks. It is just wrong.

As for the rest of the story, a 50ish woman in what looked like a prom dress did her best. I squinted my eyes to not make her out completely. A little better than typical attitude and delivery, but old nonetheless.

[QUOTE=Jim1240; 1165674]Almost scared! Nobody most likely has tried this spot but the whole Rev. Jenn thing trips me out with this place. They suppose to offer all these things with no tip necessary and said what they do is protected by religious freedom. Any info on it?

[url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2290689443.html[/url]

I tried "Rev." Jenn about two weeks ago. As has been stated in pervious posts this place is totally legit. Though I must say her web site appears very provocative. I wanted to see if she was "really legit". She gives a great massage. But that is it. Period. She wears a smock like a mediical provider, nothjing at all like on her web site. I asked about additional services, but she was quite emphatic that she does not provide them. She and the whole place was a bit weird. I will not be going back. [/QUOTE]*Thanks for the heads up. I saw the website myself and figured with all the low cut blouses, there would definitely be additional services. What a bummer. Thanks for taking a hit for the team*

Yesterday it was locked up, no one answering the phone. Shoot! If it is. I just found it.

Bluesky closed for repairs.

Open on Fri. God can I wait that long.

For a good massage.

Smiling Fox, ; }

I am noticing more part time work, especially among my regulars.
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Tried 18 in the District, but they said they had a water problem and were closed for the night.

Tried 2nd in the District, but no answer.

Called for Cookie in HC, she was off that day.

Called for Toni in HC, she was also off.

Called for Kelley in HC, but I was not interested in breast relief that night.

Called ML in BC, asked for new girl, as I was driving up heard she would be busy for the next 30 mins.

No choice but to go to BlueSky, a place I generally try to avoid as I do not think they offer the full spa experience.

Saw Coco, who I have seen 2 times before, she runs the place and is as cold as ice. I tried to hint to her that I would prefer one of her employees, but no luck. She just got back from China where she spent 45 days and was in one hell of a good mood. She once took part in a double team on me (her and her employee vs me, I lost).

Anyways, she worked well and gave nice service. Left $70 for the house $80 for service. She seemed happy, I just don't know how to tell her that I do not think of her as a provider, she is management and too cold to be sexy.

[QUOTE=Smiling Fox; 1165901]Bluesky closed for repairs.

Open on Fri. God can I wait that long.

For a good massage.

Smiling Fox, ; }[/QUOTE]

I have had many a good time at Lilly's in N Laurel. As a matter of fact I have had many good times at a bunch of AMPs in MD. I have never been treated bad and I can't see why an Asian would act the way you described unless there was something wrong with you. Asians may not speak the language as well as we do but they are pretty smart and can pick out an a*hole pretty fast. Once you are discovered it is down hill from there. Try this the next time you visit an AMP. Cover up that third eye in your forehead and try to be a little nicer. Treat the ladies like ladies and maybe your trip will be worth while.

Nah He

[QUOTE=Deldog;1165820]*Thanks for the heads up. I saw the website myself and figured with all the low cut blouses, there would definitely be additional services. What a bummer. Thanks for taking a hit for the team*[/QUOTE]I guess I can scratch that place off of my list too. Her web page is a little deceiving when she talks about Tantric stuff. Glad I did not go check that one out.

[QUOTE=Nah He; 1166095]I have had many a good time at Lilly's in N Laurel. As a matter of fact I have had many good times at a bunch of AMPs in MD. I have never been treated bad and I can't see why an Asian would act the way you described unless there was something wrong with you. Asians may not speak the language as well as we do but they are pretty smart and can pick out an a*hole pretty fast. Once you are discovered it is down hill from there. Try this the next time you visit an AMP. Cover up that third eye in your forehead and try to be a little nicer. Treat the ladies like ladies and maybe your trip will be worth while.

Nah He[/QUOTE]Not to the defend the guy, I cannot really talk to his experience because I wasn't there, but Lilly's is the second worst AMP in Maryland. The only way it has been able to stay in business is because of the truckers who haven't visited before. I have never seen a woman under 50 in there. Only one of them ever had a good attitude, but-damn-it has been like 4 years since I had that one. I once had really fat ***** there who insisted she walk on my back. I think I am still suffering mentally and physically from that night. All I am saying is that I will give a place like that another chance if I don't feel like driving an extra 10 minutes to Columbia or another 5 minutes to Elkridge. I'd rather go to Walmart and by something I plug in for a massage first even. It just isn't worth 50, let alone 80. Heck, for 80, I could go to the GGC, pay the toll fee on the bridge to get there, cover at the club, get a drink, and have a hottie rub her ass on me for almost as long. At least I'd go home smelling like I had a better time.

Guys, if you haven't forked out the little extra she charges, you are crazy. It is like the difference between a Fogo de Chao and McDonald's, on a bad night, with only Mexicans working, and they are stoned. The difference between this little number and the women twice her age at an AMP is too significant to pass up. I hit her up again the other night, and I don't know if I'll ever be able to hit an AMP again. The only draw back is the parking and the fact that I need to schedule the appointment, so she might not be available right when I need her. Otherwise, is the best massage therapist in MD that I have found. Just don't go giving her any diseases. I want to see her for years to come.