They maybe Asian American, you'd have to ask.[QUOTE=Twah70]Is this place run by Americans?
If not, is there a good place in town with white girls?
Thanks.[/QUOTE]
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They maybe Asian American, you'd have to ask.[QUOTE=Twah70]Is this place run by Americans?
If not, is there a good place in town with white girls?
Thanks.[/QUOTE]
Happygardener There is a strip of bars here on TonGrenLu (Ton Gren Street). Around the corner from my hotel. Every bar filled with girls to take home. Chinese, Phillapino, Maylay, Singapore, Thai. ANd a lot of the bars have LadyBoys in them. Beautiful Transexuals, not football players in drag. So the real girls take your hand and put your finger in their pants or under their skirt so that you can feel their wet little slit. And we can't even get SWs in Chicago to take their coats off in the winter
Jeeeeez, give us poor sods stuck here in the States a break!
Next, you'll be telling us about the fantasic sex and the low prices too! Much more of this and I'll consider doing a jakcknife off the Sear Tower.
Joyce is awsome! She offers everything including FS but she is pricy. She starts at. 8 for topless HJ and $$ for FS, but she is good!
Jobe I was disapointed with. She was rude while giving me HJ kept mubling something in Chinese and she didn't allow wandering. Then she tried telling me she was going to tell my wife and then tried taking my wedding ring off my hand! She tried playing it off like she was only joking. But we all know explaining how I lost a wedding ring is not what I want to do after a massage! Of course I probably shouldn't have been wearing it but its never been an issue before. I complainged to papasan and he gave me Joyce the next time and totally made up for the bad experience!
Joyce 8/10 very good
Jobe 3/10 mechanical and rude
I was there and the only thing I got was a massage. She was very careful to keep me covered at all times, and when I moved the towel down a few times she quickly put it back again. They appear to be totally legit.
And they have this cold as hell tile floor-it would seem whoever decided on it never tried walking on it in bare feet.
Next thing HG will tell us she charged like $10 bucks and was grateful instead of complaining about wanting more money. The scene really sucks bad here in Chicago.
[QUOTE=Tip Itin]Last time I was at Lanes Spa (6 or 8 months ago) the women were very old, has anything changed?[/QUOTE]
Yes, now they're 6 or 8 months older.
I agree. Jobe is psycho. When she found out I had a girlfriend, she acted very jealous. Also, one of the other girls told me that Joyce had left. True?
[QUOTE=George W. Bush]I was there and the only thing I got was a massage. She was very careful to keep me covered at all times, and when I moved the towel down a few times she quickly put it back again. They appear to be totally legit.
And they have this cold as hell tile floor-it would seem whoever decided on it never tried walking on it in bare feet.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Scooter Pie7]Joyce is awsome! She offers everything including FS but she is pricy. She starts at. 8 for topless HJ and $$ for FS, but she is good!
Jobe I was disapointed with. She was rude while giving me HJ kept mubling something in Chinese and she didn't allow wandering. Then she tried telling me she was going to tell my wife and then tried taking my wedding ring off my hand! She tried playing it off like she was only joking. But we all know explaining how I lost a wedding ring is not what I want to do after a massage! Of course I probably shouldn't have been wearing it but its never been an issue before. I complainged to papasan and he gave me Joyce the next time and totally made up for the bad experience!
Joyce 8/10 very good
Jobe 3/10 mechanical and rude[/QUOTE]Never wear your ring if you are married. Always say you are single and unattached if they ask.
It makes everything a lot smoother this way.
[QUOTE=HappyGardener]OMG....Shanghai Hotel Massage and Sauna.....Girl # 1, Jiao Mei.....translates to "Pretty".....and she is a porcelain skin, tight body, Asian goddess.
OH. MY. GOD.
They do a thing here where they hang upside down....hanging from the monkey bars by a red velvet rope.....and she spins in the air like a trapezee artist, WHILE giving you a BBBJ.
Thinking seriously of canceling the return ticket home and marrying this girl....[/QUOTE]
Rub it in, HG. Rub it in.
[QUOTE=George W. Bush]Next thing HG will tell us she charged like $10 bucks and was grateful instead of complaining about wanting more money. The scene really sucks bad here in Chicago.[/QUOTE]
Look, I really dont want to go these places. I am going cause I know you guys expect me to. See I'm doing it for you guys....
If you really loved us you would post pictures.
[QUOTE=HappyGardener]Look, I really dont want to go these places. I am going cause I know you guys expect me to. See I'm doing it for you guys....[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Chi Guy]Rub it in, HG. Rub it in.[/QUOTE]
OK, Ok, Im done...I leave in a few hours. I can't get it up anymore at this point. I wont even tell you about the store front blowjob place my local gy took me to before dinner last night.
[QUOTE=Steven Lynn]I had a dream that I stopped by the Cermak latinas to try the place for the first time a couple of weeks ago. A nice, clean place. $50 massage/TS. Massage was light, not worth the $. I didn't get her name, my apologies. Options were available for the standard 50/50/50 most latinas ask for, which is too much.
I won't be having this dream again.[/QUOTE]Skip the sleepy Latina!
I had the TS first then went back to the room and laid down for the massage. She asked if I wanted 'options' first. (PM me for those since I think too much is getting posted lately) Then she asked If I actually wanted the massage. I knew this was a bad sign. I told her yes I'd like the massage since I paid for an hour. This of course equaled the worst (25 minute) massage ever.
Also, I got $10 change when I paid. When I left and I was giving her a tip that $10 was missing.
I think I may be done with that place. It may be back to Relax for me.
I was in China last year and the prices were in the range of 300-1000 Yuan ($50-$150USD) and they will fucking blow your mind with service :) Coming back to the US felt like crap. @ $150 you're really get top notch service no questions asked ( I did a fancy place in Maccau and I have never had better in my life) highly recommend the trip if you have mile or a cheap ticket. Hotels are not too expensive.
[QUOTE=SgtPerv]Have not been to China, Yet.
What are the prices like?
Been to a few other countries and the prices as well as the attitudes of the providers are far superior than anything I have found in the US.
Actually, the attitudes of the providers is refreshing in itself.
They treat you like you are doing them a favor and are grateful, instead of what we get here.[/QUOTE]
Oh one more thing if you ever decide to do HKG, checkout a site sex141.com you have no hassle prices and pictures...pick from the catalog and you're done. You need to know how to navigate the streets but the worst case is you call them to the hotel.
I did run into some LE when hunting for one of these places but they let me go because I was a tourist.