Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=ArkhamCitizen;7110603]If you're looking for a good massage with a standard happy ending this is your place. I truly enjoy her massages and I guess that's why I keep coming back. I really like hard massages and she does a great foot on back massage that will knock you out. It was was so good I contemplated asking to fuck the ol girl and that's unlike me as I do not find the older mamis attractive or something to get up for but damn that massage is that good that I wanted to inquire what else is on the menu LOL she's an old gal but she's peaked my interest. Standard HJ is good too I've asked for 2 pops during an hour with a tip and she's obliged.[/QUOTE]She drives me crazy too.

I literally want that but she won't.

While why'all have been queueing up at the apiary establishment, I had a couple liaisons with YoYo (29,5'2', 105) at the Pink Rose in PC. (These were both in October.).

Visit #1: EPIC EVENT: Paid standard fee upfront for an hour (normal rates + tip for FS so we don't have to break the vibe with negotiations, usually around $$ total). She's always very friendly and her English is getting better. I opt for a soft touch massage because apparently I'm a pussy and I'm tired of these chicks ripping me apart (If I want a real massage, I'll call your sister.) A few moments of relaxation and small talk, then "turn over, baby". Now, I'm so comfortable with YoYo that I'm usually fully flaccid on the flip, but it doesn't take her long to get me excited. But Tonight, my friends, I was a GOD. In full salute like an Easter Island statue, she acknowledged she was impressed by my 15 cm display of engorged manhood (sounds bigger in metrics, eh governor? Off comes the teddy and those beautiful natural C's beckon me. She has a bit of a routine, but it works for me. Mammary massage of my manhood, body slides (no oil, her skin is amazing), cover application by mouth, good oral for at least 5 minutes while my hands explore, then she saddles up cowgirl, allowing me to enjoy those lovebags like I'm kneading sourdough. Usually this does it for me after a few minutes, especially when she shifts into squatting cowgirl so I can watch everything. But I could tell this was one of those nights I was in a zone. I had the MOJO. Cap'and Happy was like "It's been a while, Dawg, let's see what she can do!" So it was GO TIME. So after a few minutes, I tapped her on her perfect (Asian) ass, she hopped right off and assumed doggy, I grabbed those little hips and she said some things in Mandarin and got louder, and Oh Look, there's a mirror in front of us! We're watching each other and burning calories and sweating out rice balls and fish sauce. She's fondling the boys from underneath while I'm reaching around her back for two heavy handfuls of Hanoi heaven. Ten minutes later, another tap of the hip and she flips right over on her back, "FOOK ME" "YES MA'AM" and it's sweaty exhaustive mish, the kind you had your freshman year of college, and my thumb is working the button and she declares that she is coming and I encourage her, and she GRINDS into me and shudders (if it was fake, I don't care, it was Streep-level acting). And so about five minutes after that I feel like my spank bank is full for now, and I release so hard, her sister in Nanjing got pregnant. We catch our breath for a few, then she jumps into the cleanup routine, and I collapse back onto the table / bed / fuckslab. Hot towel to clean up, and she's kinda lovey-dovey and saying stuff like "Wow! You really did well! I came! Sank you!" And I'm like "Got any Twinkies or Gatorade er something" and she instead sat at the head of the table and gave me a head massage for about 12 minutes while we made small talk. Then it was time, we went over by 5-10 minutes, cold mini-water, helped me get dressed (tied my shoes, straightened the collar, etc.) and out I went. Felt like a million bucks, impressed myself with this rush of stamina (wish it was more predictable) and found me some goddamn Twinkies. (10/10).

Visit#2: A few weeks after visit #1, I call rather late (9-ish) on a Friday night, it's Yo-Yo again, I ask if she has an hour, she says can you come tomorrow morning, I said no I'm traveling in the morning, Oh well, see you when I get back in a month. She calls back a minute later, asks me to come at 1030 tonight. Sweeeeet. I play Pokemon Go for an hour and get there about 1040 p, door is still unlocked. Bing Bongggg. (she calls out "helloooo" from far behind the door, I respond "hellooooo" and then I hear another male voice behind the door. I've said it here before, I'm sure most of you mongers are like me (strikingly handsome men with perfectly sculpted cocks) but I have ZERO desire to cross paths with you. I don't even want to make eye contact. So I'm like fuhhhhck. So after what seems a full minute, I'm about to call out "You're busy, catcha next time" and she opens the door. Sweet greeting, gentle hug, all the niceties, I don't hear or see anyone else, so OK, I go in, and she leads me to the first door on the left and deposits me, and says she'll be right back. There's a security monitor that shows four views from cameras in the hallway, lobby, and outside. So I watch her go down the hallway and she disappears into a side door. Seconds later, I see on the monitor some white dude with a baseball cap and a beer bottle comes walking down the hallway. I quickly re-button my pants, grab my shirt, and brace myself in case he opens the door to my room, because if he does, there's going to be no conversation, I'm going to Roll Tide right through him and out the front door. But he walks past my door and into the lobby, and out the front door. Yoyo comes in shortly, I'm thinking OK, just a monger who thought he was the last visit of the night, but I guess that's me. I get more comfy, hand over my fee, and begin to disrobe. She leaves to do her own prep, and as I'm getting comfortable on the table, here comes Jethro and his Bud Light down the hallway again. Goddammit. I hear them speak in quiet tones, then she comes back into the room, but I never saw him leave. I'm not a shy man, but I decided not to ask and just let things proceed. We go through the routine we've done many times before, but now I'm not making small talk because I'm listening for anything unusual. She leaves once during the soft-touch, goes into the back, speaks with him again, then goes up front and turns off the OPEN sign and locks the door, then returns to the room. We finish the tickle-massage, go thru the same routine outlined in visit #1, only this time I'm done in 90 seconds. YoYo is surprised, "How come not like last time?" "I guess I'm just not feeling it. " Quick cleanup, she asks how long I'll be out of town, I said "quite a while" and leave wondering if I'll ever be going back there again. (3/10).

She's a great provider, one of the best I've had in 30+ years in the hobby, but I can't abide some dude just walking around while I'm guh-banging his gurl. So Jethro, if you're on this forum and reading this, sorry brother, no offense to you at all, I'm just saying a lot of mongers can't have the BF hanging around. It'll hurt her earnings; it certainly won't help her earnings.

P.S. Jethro, visit #1? Absolutely happened just as I described. .

Wanted to see jasmine before she left either today or tom is her last day she said she's going to orlando was greeted by a new girl gina said jasmine was busy could join us later not too long jasmine came in and had fun time with both ladies, will miss jasmine she is wonderful have not seen another lady with the enthusiasm she has, the new girl gina is pretty she's Chinese trying to guess age is impossible maybe late 20's likely 30's she is thin small b cup breast but a good body, I feel rather lucky to go when jasmine first arrived to be her first massage and then tonight gina just arrived being her first massage curious what others will think of gina hard to fill jasmine shoes.

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I'm reposting this from my Fort Myers post because I know there is some crossover in PC in this forum.

I was at Pink Rose Friday afternoon because Yoyo has asked me to try the other girl before, her name is Mia. I set it up on the phone, so I hadn't laid eyes upon Mia yet. I should have.

Yoyo put me in the room, said Mia had just gone shopping and would be back in one minute. About two minutes later, Mia pops her head in, says "Helllooooo" with a smile, she was 35-40,5'0", 150-160, with a tire around the middle. I immediately knew I was going to TOFTT. She looked like she was in scrubs. I said I gave the house fee to Yoyo, she said OK I be right back and left. I waited until she returned before I disrobed, maybe hoping. Nope, door opens and it's her again. OK, let's do this. I strip, nude dude lays prone on the table, she asks medium or hard, I'm like how about the softest medium, I know about you angry Asian chicks. Massage was not too bad, a little pointy on the elbows, but it was OK. No small talk. Thirty minutes and the "hot" towel that was faucet warm at best. "You OK? You flip now. " I flip, I'm as soft as overcooked pasta. "What you want?" And I don't have to think too hard about it, I'm like Dan Campbell: I don't care the yardage or the score, it's 4th down and I'm going for it. "Boom boom. " (Usually, I pay Yoyo everything up front, but because Yoyo brought me in and took the house fee, I got to do the payment part now, which I hate.) I count out seven 20's, my usual for Boom Boom. She takes and leaves. I lay back down on the slab. I look down at my little buddy. He's not just soft, he's taking a fucking nap. I look to the mirror to my left. I think I've gained weight. I'll probably grab a salad on the way home, maybe play some Fallout. If it's not dark out, maybe I'll take a walk in the Kiwanis Park. The weather has been beauti. Door swings open, jarring me back to the moment. This is how NOT into this I was. The troll takes off everything from the waist down, leave her shirt on and lifts her bra over her tits. While she's doing this, she looks at me and says "140? For boom boom?" and gives me a shameful look. I look right back at her and say "That's right, 140 for boom boom. " This is going swimmingly. Decent boobs, nice nipples, so I concentrate on those while she wakes up the bishop from his slumber. Semi-rigid after 5 minutes, the cover goes on, she does a couple minutes of L2 that's promising and gets me to where we need to be. Then she motions that it's going to be mish. I agree that's probably the only acceptable option. Unkempt landscaping but clean. Had plenty of space to park the car, so it took about 15 minutes to unload the passengers. She was eyes closed and head to her left the entire time, expressionless. I think we were both exhausted with the charade, she cleaned me up and I was getting dressed as soon as she left the room. She reappeared and asked if I wanted a water, Nah Dawg, I'm good. Out the door. (2/10).

[QUOTE=Midnightpass;7107189]The great thing about Eastern is the consistency. You know how you have your favorite restaurant and every time you go there it's good? Same thing here. The girls are always attractive and very enthusiastic. I'll take enthusiasm over looks anytime. They treat you like a king here and always have. You leave and wonder why your wife or girlfriend doesn't treat you the same. I'm afraid if I try anywhere else, I'll be disappointed as they've set the bar so high.[/QUOTE]Consistent no doubt.

I wanted to check if there were any new rotations at Eastern so I booked an hour. After waltzing myself through the door, this Asian chick said whatsup. Actually really cute.

Said her name was Mina and that she just came from Orlando. IIRC, there was a Mina in Orlando w / good reviews but missed out from the chick always being booked. Seems to be the same chick with that hour glass figure and killer looks.

And how was she? So on the money. After heading to the room, head to toe, she used all kinds of rubbing techniques. Like really satisfying stuff. Whatever I requested, Mina delivered. As good as the reviews.

Mina did let me know that she will only be at Eastern until Christmas. Shieeet I need to give one more go before she's done and even saw some other face that looked cute.

[QUOTE=RodStewart;7115591]I'm reposting this from my Fort Myers post because I know there is some crossover in PC in this forum.

I was at Pink Rose Friday afternoon because Yoyo has asked me to try the other girl before, her name is Mia. I set it up on the phone, so I hadn't laid eyes upon Mia yet. I should have.

Yoyo put me in the room, said Mia had just gone shopping and would be back in one minute. About two minutes later, Mia pops her head in, says "Helllooooo" with a smile, she was 35-40,5'0", 150-160, with a tire around the middle. I immediately knew I was going to TOFTT. She looked like she was in scrubs. I said I gave the house fee to Yoyo, she said OK I be right back and left. I waited until she returned before I disrobed, maybe hoping. Nope, door opens and it's her again. OK, let's do this. I strip, nude dude lays prone on the table, she asks medium or hard, I'm like how about the softest medium, I know about you angry Asian chicks. Massage was not too bad, a little pointy on the elbows, but it was OK. No small talk. Thirty minutes and the "hot" towel that was faucet warm at best. "You OK? You flip now. " I flip, I'm as soft as overcooked pasta. "What you want?" And I don't have to think too hard about it, I'm like Dan Campbell: I don't care the yardage or the score, it's 4th down and I'm going for it. "Boom boom. " (Usually, I pay Yoyo everything up front, but because Yoyo brought me in and took the house fee, I got to do the payment part now, which I hate.) I count out seven 20's, my usual for Boom Boom. She takes and leaves. I lay back down on the slab. I look down at my little buddy. He's not just soft, he's taking a fucking nap. I look to the mirror to my left. I think I've gained weight. I'll probably grab a salad on the way home, maybe play some Fallout. If it's not dark out, maybe I'll take a walk in the Kiwanis Park. The weather has been beauti. Door swings open, jarring me back to the moment. This is how NOT into this I was. The troll takes off everything from the waist down, leave her shirt on and lifts her bra over her tits. While she's doing this, she looks at me and says "140? For boom boom?" and gives me a shameful look. I look right back at her and say "That's right, 140 for boom boom. " This is going swimmingly. Decent boobs, nice nipples, so I concentrate on those while she wakes up the bishop from his slumber. Semi-rigid after 5 minutes, the cover goes on, she does a couple minutes of L2 that's promising and gets me to where we need to be. Then she motions that it's going to be mish. I agree that's probably the only acceptable option. Unkempt landscaping but clean. Had plenty of space to park the car, so it took about 15 minutes to unload the passengers. She was eyes closed and head to her left the entire time, expressionless. I think we were both exhausted with the charade, she cleaned me up and I was getting dressed as soon as she left the room. She reappeared and asked if I wanted a water, Nah Dawg, I'm good. Out the door. (2/10).[/QUOTE]This completely reminds me of the scene from Two and a Half Men. Where Alan picks up Charlie's girlfriend Gabriella, who's obviously Italian. Alan gets back to her apartment with her and she comes out noise hot looking red nightgowns lays down on the bed. Turns her head to the left and says get it over with. Allen replies with you at least get a smile. Gabriel turns her head and smiles Adam Allen decides to leave.

Stopped by Eastern. I can confirm that the talent there is breathtaking, however they no longer offer Greek. Disappointed.

That is unfortunate, but at least for the full tip a BBBJ is included. The Big 3 shops stopped including that. BTW, Barbara is back near the Mitsubishi dealership. Extra Benny for BBBJCIM was the quote. No way. I've been unsuccessful with offering more than standard at the big 3 for the BBBJ. That's been disappointing. Sally is back at M / M. Nothing to write home about but she has great jugs. Performance was average. Could not take the pounding. Pulled me close and held my back with her arms. The slapping noise was too loud as she was wincing. I heard she offered BBFS in the past. Tip was 160 plus house. Mead. Abbie just left. Won't be back until January. Everything covered. I offered increments of 20 just for BBBJ. No dice, but with the Hoover live skills, dirty talk, BLBS, various pacing, it was the best CBJ I've ever had. Also, ACG and reverse ACG were outstanding. Doggie-she loved. DATY was fresh and delicious and she thanked me for taking care of her 2 xs that way instead of being selfish. Same old girks at Jade. I see Jennifer. Older. Not a beauty but we always have fun and I always request and receive 2 pops whether L1 or L3. She and I always laugh and have a good time. Always covered. Tried for BB but no dice. House and 140 for me now. Stay safe. Mr. B.

[QUOTE=BiffButthead;7116947]Stopped by Eastern. I can confirm that the talent there is breathtaking, however they no longer offer Greek. Disappointed.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MisterBoracay;7118546]That is unfortunate, but at least. Stay safe. Mr. B.[/QUOTE]The risk of STD with BBBJ or anything else is far too high. I will never do that anywhere but home and I encourage everyone else here to do the same. It only takes one jackass to ruin this hobby. And possibly our lives at home.

Took a stab at this place yesterday. Location 1/2 block off Tamiami. Parking is discreet. No signage just found the address number near the door. Place looked vacant but walked up to the front door and saw a honeybee in the window and on the door mat. Front door locked. Doorbell did not work so knocked. Was ready to leave with Jessica answered and let me it. Late 30 yo Mexican spinner with firm boltons. Pretty but speaks little English. Did 30 minute "massage" with was really 10 minutes and poor quality. On the flip she got comfortable. Immediate CBJ and CFS. Finished with CBJ. OK experience. BJ technique was as good as you get with a cover. $1. 7 all in but then expected a tip. Gave a Jackson and seemed ok with it. Did ask to do DATY and she told me twelve hundreds. So really don't know what to think? He box was certainly not worth anything near that.

Place was clean but cold. No pillows. May go back but probably see another provider. Jessica was nice but language was a barrier. Pretty hot spinner body. Nice ass, shaved. Good luck.

[URL]https://www.thescentshops.com/[/URL]

[QUOTE=BiffButthead;7119226]The risk of STD with BBBJ or anything else is far too high. I will never do that anywhere but home and I encourage everyone else here to do the same. It only takes one jackass to ruin this hobby. And possibly our lives at home.[/QUOTE]I'm with you. If she's done BB with one, she's done BB with many. Your not her first no matter what she tells you. Likewise, if the monger is willing to go bare, he's done bare with many. The odds aren't good. It's like buying the 4 or 10 in craps. When you win, you win big. But the odds are that a 7 will be rolled so you'll lose more times than you'll win.

Being covered isn't 100% either. I heard of a guy (electrician? Plumber?) who messed around with a "lady" in a seaport town in Portugal years ago. He was covered but had beer-dick so the cover wasn't a tight fit for some of the action. Sure 'nuff, his little buddy came down with a runny nose about two weeks after.

[QUOTE=SpartyOn1234;7119719]Took a stab at this place yesterday. Location 1/2 block off Tamiami. Parking is discreet. No signage just found the address number near the door. Place looked vacant but walked up to the front door and saw a honeybee in the window and on the door mat. Front door locked. Doorbell did not work so knocked. Was ready to leave with Jessica answered and let me it. Late 30 yo Mexican spinner with firm boltons. Pretty but speaks little English. Did 30 minute "massage" with was really 10 minutes and poor quality. On the flip she got comfortable. Immediate CBJ and CFS. Finished with CBJ. OK experience. BJ technique was as good as you get with a cover. $1. 7 all in but then expected a tip. Gave a Jackson and seemed ok with it. Did ask to do DATY and she told me twelve hundreds. So really don't know what to think? He box was certainly not worth anything near that.

Place was clean but cold. No pillows. May go back but probably see another provider. Jessica was nice but language was a barrier. Pretty hot spinner body. Nice ass, shaved. Good luck.

[URL]https://www.thescentshops.com/[/URL][/QUOTE]"Twelve hundreds" for DATY? With her broken English, could it be that she misspoke or you misheard? Maybe she meant $1. 2 or some other amount that sounds like, or is related to, "twelve. ".

[QUOTE=SpartyOn1234;7119719]Took a stab at this place yesterday. Location 1/2 block off Tamiami. Parking is discreet. No signage just found the address number near the door. Place looked vacant but walked up to the front door and saw a honeybee in the window and on the door mat. Front door locked. Doorbell did not work so knocked. Was ready to leave with Jessica answered and let me it. Late 30 yo Mexican spinner with firm boltons. Pretty but speaks little English. Did 30 minute "massage" with was really 10 minutes and poor quality. On the flip she got comfortable. Immediate CBJ and CFS. Finished with CBJ. OK experience. BJ technique was as good as you get with a cover. $1. 7 all in but then expected a tip. Gave a Jackson and seemed ok with it. Did ask to do DATY and she told me twelve hundreds. So really don't know what to think? He box was certainly not worth anything near that.

Place was clean but cold. No pillows. May go back but probably see another provider. Jessica was nice but language was a barrier. Pretty hot spinner body. Nice ass, shaved. Good luck.

[URL]https://www.thescentshops.com/[/URL][/QUOTE]I've visited twice now and have to say they're the best in the area that I've been to. Saw Harley the other day and she checked all my boxes. I'm notbthere for a massage, but she starts out with a decent back rub. Clothes come off and she has a hot body with amazing tits and shaved kitty. She liked it from behind and I asked about smacking that ass and she seemed into it. Grabbed both sides of her waist and in like Flynn.

We turned over for Mish and I finished with her legs up in the air moaning and looking up at me. Very hot.

Perfect English. Very accommodating and submissive. $170 for hhr, but I'm thinking the hour donation is better next time. Treated her well, tipped her after amd she was a sweetheart the whole time.

Not sure about DATY or extras, but everything is covered and safe.

[QUOTE=SpartyOn1234;7119719]Took a stab at this place yesterday. Location 1/2 block off Tamiami. Parking is discreet. No signage just found the address number near the door. Place looked vacant but walked up to the front door and saw a honeybee in the window and on the door mat. Front door locked. Doorbell did not work so knocked. Was ready to leave with Jessica answered and let me it. Late 30 yo Mexican spinner with firm boltons. Pretty but speaks little English. Did 30 minute "massage" with was really 10 minutes and poor quality. On the flip she got comfortable. Immediate CBJ and CFS. Finished with CBJ. OK experience. BJ technique was as good as you get with a cover. $1. 7 all in but then expected a tip. Gave a Jackson and seemed ok with it. Did ask to do DATY and she told me twelve hundreds. So really don't know what to think? He box was certainly not worth anything near that.

Place was clean but cold. No pillows. May go back but probably see another provider. Jessica was nice but language was a barrier. Pretty hot spinner body. Nice ass, shaved. Good luck.

[URL]https://www.thescentshops.com/[/URL][/QUOTE]I too visited thrscentshops. Saw Harleys picture and liked what I saw. Agreed to hhr donation and dropped 2 Benjamin's in her hand after being led to the room. Very clean and discreet house.

I'm not there for the massage so she started with a decent back rub and my wandering hands told her I wanted more. Off come everything and she reveals an amazing body.

Cover goes on and she starts with BJ. Amazing suction I'd love to feel those lips with no cover but she has great skill. Flipped her into k9 and asked if she likes her ass slapped. SHE DOES. Having a blast watching that ass in the air as I'm grabbing both hips.

Flipped her over to Mish and she brings both legs up in the air and moans as I'm inside. I don't last long and (my fault) I bust too soon to her moans and eyes looking up at me.

Cleaned up and dressed, I give her a hug and walk away drained and satisfied.

Will repeat when I'm in pt Charlotte. Best place I've found in the area by far. Glad we have one for these in ft Myers too.