Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Knight Crawler;1540917]Had a buddy of mine that would go commando to strip-clubs back in VA. One time he went in wearing shorts. We were all getting lapdances. When he "finished" everyone knew it. Soon as he stood up, the condom hit the floor w / a splat! He tried to be slick about it and kick it under the chair. That was the first and last time I ever heard of someone wearing a condom to a strip-club. Reminds of me the old classic movie,"Porkys", when Pee-Wee wore a condom on his date. LOL![/QUOTE]When I was in vegas one of the clubs used this thing called liquid lap dance, its a 20$ underwear they sell you (in addition to the lap dance price) and it feels amazing. The dancers keep them in their purse, you buy it from her then go to the bathroom to put it on, then come back out for the lap dance. Allows you to finish inside the pouch and feels really good, it has a lubricant inside and nothing escapes (unless you splurge a whole whole lot haha). Maybe this will catch on in other clubs- its a great idea. Here's the link- you can buy them yourself and wear them to the clubs LOL.

[url]http://www.liquidlapdance.com/collections/all-products/products/liquid-lapdance-trade[/url]

[QUOTE=Atldrummer;1538080]Wearing a condom? How uncomfortable! First, the lady is NOT going to be upset. There are 20-30 naked women gyrating on men all around the place. Ejaculation happens ALL the time! They're NOT going to be surprised. They're NOT going to be upset! Second, buy some black slacks and don't worry about the laundry! Unless you're a young buck spewing out ropes and ropes of spluge it's just not that noticeable. Go to Follies, find the right gal, and have fun![/QUOTE]Can I get an amen? LOL

[QUOTE=Big Pun;1541316]Can I get an amen? LOL[/QUOTE]Amen!

I tried the condom under the shorts trick once and it didn't work much better for me than it did for the other guy. She had her back to me grinding and here came the latex peeking out of my shorts. I sat up, coughed like I was choking and flipped it under the table and tried to cover it with my foot. Never again. LOL

[QUOTE=Big Pun; 1541316]Can I get an amen? LOL[/QUOTE.

Believe me these ladies are prepared / have seen anything. Don't ask me how, but I shot in a chick's hair and back one time she wanted extra for the cleanup, so I had her wait while I went to the atm. So I found the nearest exit and burned rubber. Damn I thought I had conquered the world after that, but she put forth an effort in telling all the other dancers there what I done.

I feel safe at Babes and Fannies but after cruising by Deja Vu twice today I wasn't sure I would be welcome. (pale white guy) Whats the skinny there? I'd love to come into Atlanta early and catch some eye candy with breakfast if it's safe. Andy

[QUOTE=Atlantalurker;1543679]I feel safe at Babes and Fannies but after cruising by Deja Vu twice today I wasn't sure I would be welcome. (pale white guy) Whats the skinny there? I'd love to come into Atlanta early and catch some eye candy with breakfast if it's safe. Andy[/QUOTE]You're good if you're not trying to start anything. Park in the back and walk in like you own the place.

[QUOTE=Bizzy Muhn;1544136]You're good if you're not trying to start anything. Park in the back and walk in like you own the place.[/QUOTE]I only saw the front facing Joseph Boone Hwy. There is a back parking lot and entrance?

[QUOTE=Atlantalurker;1543679]I feel safe at Babes and Fannies but after cruising by Deja Vu twice today I wasn't sure I would be welcome. (pale white guy) Whats the skinny there? I'd love to come into Atlanta early and catch some eye candy with breakfast if it's safe. Andy[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Bizzy Muhn;1544136]You're good if you're not trying to start anything. Park in the back and walk in like you own the place.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Atlantalurker;1544399]I only saw the front facing Joseph Boone Hwy. There is a back parking lot and entrance?[/QUOTE]Yep & yep. Sometimes they charge $5 to park sometimes they don't. Never had a problem.

Please note only open for adult action Fri late night (really Sat AM). Sat & Sun & "adult" action doesn't start til 2am.

If you went Thursday before 2am you woulda been bored & really out of place (but safe). After 2a closed. Prior to 2am regular club w / bunch of young mostly broke black kids.

[QUOTE=Atlantalurker; 1542203]Amen!

I tried the condom under the shorts trick once and it didn't work much better for me than it did for the other guy. She had her back to me grinding and here came the latex peeking out of my shorts. I sat up, coughed like I was choking and flipped it under the table and tried to cover it with my foot. Never again. LOL[/QUOTE]Never thought the condom trick was a good idea. But today at Follies with a pretty grinder, I gave it up on the 4th song while FIV most of the time. The girl looked as much satisfied as I did. And it only took 5-6 more songs for me to feel comfortable standing up and walking out, with some light stain on my shorts. It was fun!

Back in the ATL after a long stint in New Jersey and let me say, I am glad to be back. Decided to make the rounds on the clubs to see what's what.

Follies still seems like the raucous party it always was, kinda packed, kinda ghetto but lots of fun. Had three VIP sessions since I've been back, two went great and the third was okay. PM if you want a better recap.

Rolled out to Flashers where I'd had a decent time in the past, but the girls there were just sad, all 4-5s in the bunch with maybe a lonely 6 or two. Didn't stay.

Went to Oasis early Friday and was blown away by some of the stunners in the place. Saw at least a half dozen AMAZING brunettes and a little Indian / Black spinner to die for. Settled on a girl who looked kinda like Kate Beckinsale (same body type, all dressed in black). Not much more than heavy grinding in the VIP, but I would bet with the right girl and a little cash you could get some mileage back there.

From there, I went to Tattletales and was again blown away by the looks of the ladies. When I had left Atlanta, Tattletales was a sad and forlorn scene with 30 guys vying for the attention of 1 or 2 girls while everyone else avoided the slag. This time the place was rocking in a sea of blonde. Friday night is probably not the time to go if you're searching for extras, but I had a blast drinking and tipping at the runway as gorgeous blonde after blonde strutted by showing their stuff. Anyway, I will definitely be back.

I don't want to crap on the place but in the spirit of disclosure I felt the need to share (since given its ghetto location safety has been questioned by many).

Went last night. Good time had by all inside. Nothing new worth reporting.

When leaving though I was harassed by an obviously drugged up dude. He was so bold he outright told me he needed a dollar to come feed his addiction. I told him politely to basically leave me the fuck alone I'm not giving him money.

They have security very visibly on the lot keeping elements like this out. Someone was asleep at the wheel last night.

No incident. Was never really concerned. But you can't reason with drugged & crazy.

Happened once out of maybe 10 visits over the last 6 months. I'll give them the benefit of the doubt this was an isolated incident but thought I'd share.

The Tattletale was very strong last night!

Reports of new upgraded talent were spot on. I made a point of congratulating Richard the GM on his hiring efforts. He told me Friday is his big nite & Thursday is strong too. Saturday weak by comparison.

Probably not the best time for getting extras at any kind of reasonable price. But if you just want to hang out, drink, look and / or get some heavy contact dances, highly recommended.

[QUOTE=Steak 404; 1545897]I don't want to crap on the place but in the spirit of disclosure I felt the need to share (since given its ghetto location safety has been questioned by many).

Went last night. Good time had by all inside. Nothing new worth reporting.

When leaving though I was harassed by an obviously drugged up dude. He was so bold he outright told me he needed a dollar to come feed his addiction. I told him politely to basically leave me the fuck alone I'm not giving him money.

They have security very visibly on the lot keeping elements like this out. Someone was asleep at the wheel last night.

No incident. Was never really concerned. But you can't reason with drugged & crazy.

Happened once out of maybe 10 visits over the last 6 months. I'll give them the benefit of the doubt this was an isolated incident but thought I'd share.[/QUOTE]A. 357 can reckon with crazy any day.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1545968]A. 357 can reckon with crazy any day.[/QUOTE]The internet tough guy talk is fun and all but if you actually want to go into the club you will get 2 thorough pat down searches.

[QUOTE=Steak 404;1545970]The internet tough guy talk is fun and all but if you actually want to go into the club you will get 2 thorough pat down searches.[/QUOTE]I was not talking about going into a club with that, obviously. Keep it for concealed reasons and present it when necessary. Have a permit, will travel.