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[QUOTE=DWaltonXXX;3302183]I might have to visit her again.[/QUOTE]

Has anyone tried this one out:

[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/kelly-safe-private/12235052[/URL]

[QUOTE=Pawns;3303728]Has anyone tried this one out:

[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/kelly-safe-private/12235052[/URL][/QUOTE]Couldn't find her in my search either but def not new. Tried her a few yrs back, the photo angles are much better than the real from what I remember. All covered and not very special.

[QUOTE=MyDarkSide;3301587]Unless I've confused with another she's all over BP. "Let's start with a drink".

[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/lets-start-with-a-drink/13480133[/URL][/QUOTE]She wants an arm and a leg, no qv, for a visit and I didn't even send her a pic which is another rediculous requirement. On top of that I have to meet her at a bar? I mean, that's the type of bull sh you have to put up with when you are dating a civilian. I guess that's when she gets drunk and crazy, after you've paid her your paycheck for the week, according to all her reviews. I think I'm going to pass.

[QUOTE=DWaltonXXX;3302952]I could try asking her, I suppose.[/QUOTE]It was meant to be preferred to as from the back. Doggie position. Funny how I was trying to get to Solo for a while but she changed her name and I'm able to contact her. Nice!

[QUOTE=SWelsh123;3303965]She wants an arm and a leg, no qv, for a visit and I didn't even send her a pic which is another rediculous requirement. On top of that I have to meet her at a bar? I mean, that's the type of bull sh you have to put up with when you are dating a civilian. I guess that's when she gets drunk and crazy, after you've paid her your paycheck for the week, according to all her reviews. I think I'm going to pass.[/QUOTE]When I read the previous comment about meeting up with her for drinks I thought: WTF is up with that?? That's definitely civilian territory. Who does that with a hooker? Well I guess if it's your lone option I can see something like that happening.

[QUOTE=JaxDog;3302110]I've been a fan of Mariah's for some time now and my in humble opinion she gives one of the best bbbjs in town. She's very cute and has the sweetest little ass. I know there's been some reports of her being unreliable but she's never flaked on me, YET! JD.[/QUOTE]Any links to contact her?

[QUOTE=Narcos5;3304501]Any links to contact her?[/QUOTE]Link? Sure. Backpage Women for Men = search = Mariah. She is there. Get an answer in less than 10 seconds.

[QUOTE=BiggDaddi;3304488]When I read the previous comment about meeting up with her for drinks I thought: WTF is up with that?? That's definitely civilian territory. Who does that with a hooker? Well I guess if it's your lone option I can see something like that happening.[/QUOTE]I met her once around Christmas. I got the same all B. S. "I do this only once or twice a month to make a little extra", or"I met at a bar for safety and LEO check and so you really know its me" "can't host but will split a hotel".

Translated - "do this is as often as I can" "meet at bar so a can drink and not feel like a provider" "split hotel so I feel like a g / f".

She was average. But at rates just short of 2 bennies. Would perfer a top shelf provider not bottom shelf generic drinks.

YMMV.

[QUOTE=Pawns;3303728]Has anyone tried this one out:

[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/kelly-safe-private/12235052[/URL][/QUOTE]I have maybe 2 years or more ago, but not recently because of my experience. Pretty much I was rushed and not even close to the time I was expected to be there or got to finished. With the excuse that her daughter was about to be there. I recall a couple of reviews saying the same thing but different excuse.

Maybe she changed her ways?

[QUOTE=Stom10;3305139]I have maybe 2 years or more ago, but not recently because of my experience. Pretty much I was rushed and not even close to the time I was expected to be there or got to finished. With the excuse that her daughter was about to be there. I recall a couple of reviews saying the same thing but different excuse.

Maybe she changed her ways?[/QUOTE]About 2 yrs ago. She had a corner casa in OP. I believe she had a black SUV back then too. Kind of worried me when I pulled up. Fortunately she was the only one there. Kelly let me check all the rooms for any monsters.

Donated an hour which about 15-20 min of it was a massage. Was disappointed at first but the muscle kneading wasn't half bad. Using some lotion she concentrated on my back, buttocks, & the back of my thighs which nearly put me to sleep. Fighting to stay awake, I requested the main events which was a BBBJ & CFS in all position. That damn massage musta fucked up my mojo because I couldn't get off. She was cool & patient even going back to desperately sucking sausage attempting to release DNA. No joy & you finally had to tap out.

Like I mentioned Kelly was somewhat patient & even pretty cool. Conversing about all sorts of shit like having a Semper Fi son who knows what she does. I'm like damn. "HOORAH Mom!

She does have a bit of a butter face, but I wasn't there to propose to her. LOL.

Gave it a second go-round some time later & was success that time. Same plays & positions except this time I did her Russian & rewarded her w / a pearl necklace. Daaah!

Seemed coherent both times w / no signs of chemicals. Just a mom making ends meet. That was my take.

BSHM.

PB.

We are all pretty much in agreement on what's really going on in the bathroom that takes them so long to "get ready". But there are a few mysteries that puzzle me. The main one being: Why don't some of these girls refuse to suck balls? I mean, they are willing to swallow gallons of semen and no telling what other kinds of bodily fluids a day, but don't want to suck balls? WTF kind of sense does that make? I always take a shower before seeing a provider, so it can't be a smell thing. Why are so many of these cum dumpsters afraid of sucking / licking the boys?

[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/classifieds/EnlargeImage?image=13532323&oid=13532693[/URL]

Anyone sampled?

[QUOTE=MastahBlastah;3249025]Anyone got a heads up on this one, can't find a thing, then again I'm not so great at finding history or if it's even available any longer since the censorship took over.

Appreciate any heads up before tomorrow noon.

[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/legacy-special-904-694-6416/12473992[/URL][/QUOTE]I had a dream where I was quoted 1. 50 for hour of fun. 20 minutes in she stopped the fun to check her phone. 25 minutes in a knock at the door. Told to get dressed. She opens door and a fat one walks in. She says she has to run up to the gas station for a bit. She's a thief. She should be in the Do not touch forum. She has a total pizza face with a beer gut.

[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/av%CE%B1il%CE%B1ble-why-arent-you-here-yet/13457188[/URL]

No name so unable to search.