Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=TradingFavs714;6514820]YMMV At Hypno. Not going to lie but girls also need to like your looks and your hygiene.[/QUOTE]Frankly, I don't think these girls care about looks at all as long as you pay them and aren't a dick. Hygiene is the most important.

That being said, I treat all these visits like a date. Always well groomed and showered before entering. I don't have a pushy attitude and generally do my research before to make sure I'm not low balling them as well. I get good service everywhere but this Hypno place is a coin toss for me.

Has anyone here gone to Coconut recently. I've been meaning to go but everytime I get an itch I'm going to Hypno / Believe instead.

Any recent review and rec would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=Pineapples1;6514864]Frankly, I don't think these girls care about looks at all as long as you pay them and aren't a dick. Hygiene is the most important.

That being said, I treat all these visits like a date. Always well groomed and showered before entering. I don't have a pushy attitude and generally do my research before to make sure I'm not low balling them as well. I get good service everywhere but this Hypno place is a coin toss for me.[/QUOTE]Life's a coin toss mate.

[QUOTE=TradingFavs714;6514865]Has anyone here gone to Coconut recently. I've been meaning to go but everytime I get an itch I'm going to Hypno / Believe instead.

Any recent review and rec would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]I went there a few months ago and had a good time. Was only 1 girl there by herself, no mamasan or anything. My girl was attractive and I'd guess in her early 30's at most, short and petite. As soon as we entered the room she asked me what I wanted and I chose everything and off we went, no illusion of a massage. I'm going to assume this place has a heavy rotation of talent. I'd recommend this place to try out atleast once.

[QUOTE=Pineapples1;6514864]Frankly, I don't think these girls care about looks at all as long as you pay them and aren't a dick. Hygiene is the most important.

That being said, I treat all these visits like a date. Always well groomed and showered before entering. I don't have a pushy attitude and generally do my research before to make sure I'm not low balling them as well. I get good service everywhere but this Hypno place is a coin toss for me.[/QUOTE]Totally agree on grooming, for Hypno and everywhere. Be super clean; heck, why wouldn't you be? And being nice with a touch of humor can't hurt either. While I'm not a bad-looking guy, so that might help a bit, I don't think that the girlies fret about guys whose looks may not be all that great. It's a biz transaction, so just be clean and cool, and all is good.

And to clarify: It's $40 HF, and $120 for CBJ and CFS, and $140 for BBBJ and CFS. No BBFS here as far as I've seen, and I'd be suspect of any monger who says he gets that here. So if you lay down $140 for the total GFE and the girl balks at BBBJ before your CFS, just tell her that's what you always pay. If she still balks, ask for another girl or walk.

[QUOTE=Sexaholic777;6514805] Or sometimes mongers have the nerve to ask back $ for services provided. Don't know why you would do that. LOL. They have all your info. Just saying. If she gives you what you want and hasn't been the hour. I wouldn't ask. I don't want anyone coming after me. \.[/QUOTE]Not trying to be a dick, but how they hell would a massage parlor get your info?

Are you posting in the right thread?

I totally agree, one shouldn't be a dick, but when I go to a massage parlor, I don't bring my wallet, just cash & no phone.

That's the beauty of the massage biz vs. An escort that has a higher screening standard. Or am I missing something??

Needed a massage.

Mindee said Jessica was available.

Got in and she went through her usual motions.

I love that crawling up your back with her nails thing she does (haven't found another that uses this technique).

Not sure what was going on tonight but she went for full finger surprise today, after release she asked if I wanted another pop and continued to whack pengwin like no tomorrow. I don't really know where she was going with this futile attempt to blast me again.

Possible rug burn tomorrow haha.

The whole BeeW closing White linen kkk thing perplexes me.

My ATF flaked once again, yesterday, which is why I usually go to Hypno as my plan B. However, since it's was a Sunday, and Hypno is not near my domicile, I elected to get my erected treated closer to home. Normally I would have just passed on Sunday sexual healing, but since my ATF thought at first she could play, her texts got my semen stirring and I needed subsequent release.

So I hit up Blue Sea Spa near SCP, just to get jerked before having lunch in the mall and ogling the young Asian beauties there. A dyed-blonde Chinese younger MILF, maybe around 35, took care of me. I thought she said her name was Cindy, but then she said what sounded like, "No I'm Sydney, not Cindy". (Or maybe it was another similar sounding name).

Doesn't really matter. She was cute enough, and she dropped her yoga pants down to the top of her Chucks high-tops, and she let me pop her bra clasp to suck on her pointy B-cups as well as some slight FIV and FIA as she milked.

Jacked me off sufficiently, and I donated $80 on top of the $45 HF. She said she's only been there a couple of weeks, and only works there on weekends.

[QUOTE=Sticker;6515142]Totally agree on grooming, for Hypno and everywhere. Be super clean; heck, why wouldn't you be? And being nice with a touch of humor can't hurt either. While I'm not a bad-looking guy, so that might help a bit, I don't think that the girlies fret about guys whose looks may not be all that great. It's a biz transaction, so just be clean and cool, and all is good.

And to clarify: It's $40 HF, and $120 for CBJ and CFS, and $140 for BBBJ and CFS. No BBFS here as far as I've seen, and I'd be suspect of any monger who says he gets that here. So if you lay down $140 for the total GFE and the girl balks at BBBJ before your CFS, just tell her that's what you always pay. If she still balks, ask for another girl or walk.[/QUOTE]Noted. Ty for the clarity. That's in line with what I gave before but I'm going to try again this weekend just to solve this mystery once and for all even though there's tons of other options these days. Might have to think with the big head and walk if they try screwing with me again.

[QUOTE=Kakuna;6513761]I went in asked for Jojo. Mgnt says that the youngest for today. . 4 for the house. Saw your price listing, so I walk in the room and just put $ on the table. Didn't discuss any services. But in my mind I just wanted the BBBJ. And if she wanted. 2 more then I'll just oblige because she was decent looking (6. 5/10), I'm guessing maybe she in her 30's. I suck at guessing age LOL. She started off kissing me on the lips then move down licking my nipples. And slowly moving down to my pecker and here I thought she would grab the umbrella for cover but to my surprise she didn't. After a good 10 min of BBBJ she grab the umbrella and says to put in her. She was happy and wanted me to come back.[/QUOTE]I would imagine all the Latina spots are now struggling seeing as they are all expensive, old / chubby, and usually provide subpar service.

Is this place your standard HE or is there more to a hot body with Hannah?

[QUOTE=PhineasPhreak;6514563]Hannah is a hot little number, cute face and awesome body.

As for THH Sandwich, its sad they are gone. I think that place just blew up way too fast, and the fact that its a little cubby hole in the side of a building, possibly did not meet municipal code with the shower and no back exit, there are so many ways Anaheim can shut down a place. Another shop had trouble with the CIty shutting down their electricity and water to make war against them. I hope THH will surface in another city.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Samurai316;6508996]Hi,

Went to Swan on main st in SA on 7/3 early afternoon. Was greeted by "Kiki". She was really cute and seemed friendly. I go to the room and she asked how long. Ask for price and she said. 4 for 1/2 hr. Lie face down and she starts massaging. She did pretty good undoing knots on my upper back. After a few minutes, she signaled me to flip. She then asked what I wanted. I asked for cost. Was told $ for cfs. I agreed. She started undressing and allowed me to suck on her tatas. Felt natural. I'd say 34 Bs. I went for kissing the lips and she didn't allow. Bummer. I then told her to lie down for me to dine. She did. As I was dining, she would close her legs and not allow access. Bummer again. It was hard to dine and then decided to have her CG. She kissed my nipples, hot, but not like dfk or lfk. At that point I mentally checked out. I eventually busted and she cleaned me up. I noticed she didn't change the sheets nor did she clean up very well. I was introduced to Amy. Butter face, but sexy body. Personally, the extra. 4 at believe is a better deal unless you're the ground and pound type. Walked away disappointed.

L: cute. Dress made her body look tighter that it was. Still cute face.

A: friendly. Was nice and all smiles.

S: meh. It's possible that there was a lack of chemistry or something. No dfk, limited access to daty, it was a let down.

E: $ For cfs. I guess that's the going rate. Didn't feel like I got the bang for my buck.

Are: no. Well, I don't plan on it. At least not with her. Looks isn't everything.

Hope this helps someone out.

Samurai316.[/QUOTE]Stopped by here after going to Hypno (Lulu was busy, an older lady named Mia but I wasn't interested). Decided to head over to Coconut (hard pass) and swung by Swan. Too much driving so I hope it was good.

Definitely a secretive back lot. Greeted by a Chinese looking gal, told to wait in a room which looks like one they use for napping more than a massage romp. Anyways, another gal came in, decent face and laughed as I was laying naked and said, oh boom boom. And had me go to a nicer room across the hall.

Limited English for sure, asked her name and said she "May" or "Way". Her face was nice, B (borderline C) cups, had a bit of a belly which she hid with her dress. Standard massage, flipped over, wiped me down. Put on a cover and gave me a blah CBJ. Did that for about 5 minutes, but was distracting as some other monger was ringing the bell. Started off missionary, some doggy, had her on top which I could see was maybe a bit painful or too much. Had her lay down and finished missionary, she was fighting back the moaning and just laid there as I banged away. Definitely not a GFE.

Had been on a roll w / Believe, THH and Star. This place sucked. Only nice thing was $40 for half hr and $1. 2.

[QUOTE=Falcon123;6515083]I went there a few months ago and had a good time. Was only 1 girl there by herself, no mamasan or anything. My girl was attractive and I'd guess in her early 30's at most, short and petite. As soon as we entered the room she asked me what I wanted and I chose everything and off we went, no illusion of a massage. I'm going to assume this place has a heavy rotation of talent. I'd recommend this place to try out atleast once.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the review. I stopped by here after I passed on Mia at Hypno.

Feels almost legit LOL. Way too much incense, I stood at the entry waiting for 2 minutes and left, as I was driving out an older lady was waving at me to come back. Hopefully she's the mamasan because she was easily 50+ and I was like no thanks.

Probably not going back.

[QUOTE=BraveNuPengwin;6515192]Needed a massage.

Mindee said Jessica was available.

Got in and she went through her usual motions.

I love that crawling up your back with her nails thing she does (haven't found another that uses this technique).

Not sure what was going on tonight but she went for full finger surprise today, after release she asked if I wanted another pop and continued to whack pengwin like no tomorrow. I don't really know where she was going with this futile attempt to blast me again.

Possible rug burn tomorrow haha.

The whole BeeW closing White linen kkk thing perplexes me.[/QUOTE]What spot is this?

[QUOTE=Pleaf1;6513406]I called ahead and booked an appointment with Jenny. Glad I gave Jenny a try.

To the room we went, when she returned I was laying on my stomach fully nude on the massage table and she started rubbing my ass and laughing --she had a cute funny personality and was quite conversational in the beginning.

We made some jokes for a little while and then I reached around and rubbed her ass and pussy -- I never even looked up at her until I flipped about a half an hour later so I had no idea what she looked like for the first 30 minutes.

When I finally did flip I was pleasantly surprised I found her to be quite attractive. Very petite.

But getting back to the first 30 minutes she gave me a pretty decent rub down and back massage and leg massage.

Then from behind she reached up under and started rubbing oil on my balls and ass and my cock from behind.

This was a first for me and very erotic as I just laid there and allowed her to massage me from behind while I was laying on my stomach and she rubbed oil on everything and thoroughly stroked the shaft and balls and asshole and the head of my cock for about 10 minutes.

Very nice!!

Then she had me flip and as I said she was quite attractive.

We were really making friends now LOL.

She started giving me a nice BB HJ while I lifted her top and pulled on her very long nipples and rubbed her ass and pussy.

She then asked how much I was going to tip her which was a bit of a turn off.

I ask her how much she wanted? (My mistake).

She said she wanted $120 for a nude "slip and slide".

I said nude sounded really good and I had a condom over there could I put it on and she said "no. No sex".

Too bad because she was very attractive very petite with beautiful little breasts nice long nipples and a cute little body.

In any case I had no idea what a nude slip and slide was but I offered her $80 to get fully nude and give it a go.

She agreed.

Then I found out what I nude slip and slide was and it was a new one for me but very enjoyable.

Basically she climbed up on me and grabbed my hard cock and slid her pussy lips up and down on my shaft and rub the head of my cock on her clit.

Almost made me come but I wasn't going to let her off quite that easy. After that I ran her through the paces. I tried to slip my cock head into her pussy but she was very clever at avoiding that.

We had a good little wrestling match and she went back to the slip and slide and believe me that's really quite nice when she slides her pussy up-and-down on my bare cock and somehow manages to avoid having it slip up inside of her.

How I don't know.

I finished with her laying flat on her back my ass in her face her putting her finger up my ass me putting my finger up her ass and me whacking myself while she scratched on my taint rubbing on my balls and ass.

I blew like a cougar.

Pretty damn nice I think I'll be back.

I gave her an extra $20 tip on the way out when she seem to appreciate.[/QUOTE]I would like to give her a spin. Any DFK? BBBJ? DATY?