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[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;3391232]That Ashley dates street walker mongers. This is valuable information.
Thank you.
PG.[/QUOTE]Meant this Ashley aka The Sicilian aka Shannon: [URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=460628&d=1484158575[/URL] .
And NOT Big Sexy Tits Mystical.
TH.
[QUOTE=PompanoGuy;3391335]The "word on the street" is that girls might start charging by penis size.[/QUOTE]It ain't no "word on the street". It "fact"!
They have been for some time now. How you knuckleheads think Chriss5 been getting all that cheap pussy he talk about?
Chriss5 one cm short of a broke-dick toothpick. The women floss they teeth with his dick!
SMH, SMH, SMH!
Captain America!!
I've said it many many times, Orlando is full of Captain's! A captain is basically a pathetic monger who think that he can actually SAVE a hooker! The Captain basically pays her bills, gives her CASH on demand, Takes the hooker out to fancy restaurants, Takes her shopping, and eventually moves her in. Now if the monger is married, then the Captain will put her up in an apartment or a hotel with the assumption that the said hooker is all his, and she will not be with any other man.
The Captain is typically a very low self esteem LOSER!! Typically broke and living off his credit cards or many home equity loans. This is beyond pathetic! The hooker play's the Captain like a fucking fiddle!! Milking every dime she can out of him. They get the Captain to purchase a car or even a home while demanding the real estate be put in said hookers name only! This is beyond pathetic!
Every hooker is on drug's! The Captain supplies there candy habits. The Captain is trying to. SAVE a hooker. News flash assholes!! The hooker does NOT want to be fucking saved!! DEEP inside of her, she HATE your ass!! It's all about the CASH for them! She hates fuckin you! She hates sucking your nasty old dick!! These are indeed FACTS! Orlando is full of Captain's!!
Hookers tend to love ME!! I really don't know why? I treat them like shit, I fuck them with no condom, I will fuck there best friend or sister in a heartbeat. If she's sick, she will never see me in the hospital with her, unless it's to my benefit of course. I NEVER let them forget that they ate indeed a hooker. They respect me and thank me for being so blunt.
You guy's are pathetic! Fuck YOU Orlando!!
C5.
Orlando is Douche Bag City.
I truly hate this shitty city and the so called mongers I'm stuck dealing with in this city. Who the fuck taught you assholes how to monger? You fool's have no fucking clue what you're doing? The whining, complaining, constant overpaying, falling in love with hookers etc.
It no wonder this city is laughed at by other REAL mongers such as myself.
You are all pathetic and complete douche bags.
C5.
[QUOTE=TrailHunter;3391916]Meant this Ashley aka The Sicilian aka Shannon: [URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=460628&d=1484158575[/URL] .
And NOT Big Sexy Tits Mystical.
TH.[/QUOTE]I thought I was in the fuqn twilight zone. I saw Ashley and Italian and was like huh? My bad for jumping to conclusions. Ash is a legend.
PG.
You know, all this back and forth is just too funny. It's the same complaint over and over again that chris5 is full of shit. He is. We know that, the evidence is there if you really pay attention to his posts. But you know what really surprises me, look very close at his pictures.
Did you guys notice that the pictures he claims are his have different cars in them. I keep seeing different interiors and exteriors in his pics. Red flag people?
Chris5 now has another account, Trail Rider. Its amazing that Trail Rider post here and West Palm Beach, just like Chris5 with the same post as he did yesterday. The guy is retarded!
[QUOTE=NewStarWater;3396906]Chris5 now has another account, Trail Rider. Its amazing that Trail Rider post here and West Palm Beach, just like Chris5 with the same post as he did yesterday. The guy is retarded![/QUOTE]WTF is wrong with you? Don't you see that all accounts are ACTIVE! And ALL accounts are ACTIVE because they are different people and NOT the same! Unfuckinbelievable!! SMH!
Trail Hunter LTD.
[QUOTE=SC1975;3395652]You know, all this back and forth is just too funny. It's the same complaint over and over again that chris5 is full of shit. He is. We know that, the evidence is there if you really pay attention to his posts. But you know what really surprises me, look very close at his pictures.
Did you guys notice that the pictures he claims are his have different cars in them. I keep seeing different interiors and exteriors in his pics. Red flag people?[/QUOTE]I have been told by a few ladies that C5 works for a car rental company, perhaps that explains the different cars. Bear in mind I do not know this is true, just what I have been told.
[QUOTE=TeenLover;3398331]I have been told by a few ladies that C5 works for a car rental company, perhaps that explains the different cars. Bear in mind I do not know this is true, just what I have been told.[/QUOTE]And now I fully expect that TeenLover will be falsely accused as " really " being C5 ! And the mental midgets NewStarWater & Georgie The Yellow Belly Mason will falsely accuse TeenLover as being C5 because he will be perceived as supporting C5 ! And TeenLover's name will be added to the never ending names of really being C5 such as: TrailHunter, StrokinJoe, Montes2 , SantaClause, BlowMyMt, TrailRider, TrailMaestro, TrailGod, and Trailguy! Let's wait and see who else these MENTAL MIDGETS will add to the fuckin list!
Trail Hunter.
[QUOTE=TrailHunter;3398385]And now I fully expect that TeenLover will be falsely accused as " really " being C5 ! And the mental midgets NewStarWater & Georgie The Yellow Belly Mason will falsely accuse TeenLover as being C5 because he will be perceived as supporting C5 ! And TeenLover's name will be added to the never ending names of really being C5 such as: TrailHunter, StrokinJoe, Montes2 , SantaClause, BlowMyMt, TrailRider, TrailMaestro, TrailGod, and Trailguy! Let's wait and see who else these MENTAL MIDGETS will add to the fuckin list!
Trail Hunter.[/QUOTE]Ugh, I knew I should have left this alone.
[QUOTE=TrailHunter;3398299]WTF is wrong with you? Don't you see that all accounts are ACTIVE! And ALL accounts are ACTIVE because they are different people and NOT the same! Unfuckinbelievable!! SMH!
Trail Hunter LTD.[/QUOTE]You can have multiple active accounts. I did back in the day. BTW, A2 can see IP addresses. He can advise.
[QUOTE=TrailHunter;3398385]And the mental midgets NewStarWater & Georgie The Yellow Belly Mason will falsely accuse TeenLover as being C5 because he will be perceived as supporting C5 !
Trail Hunter.[/QUOTE]Do us all a favor, and eat shit and die, TH, you miserable fucking Chriss5 ERRAND BOY.
You can leave me out this conversation, you IDIOT. I were never one to accuse Chriss5 of being some one else, so get you facts straight.
What a IDIOT.
SMH, SMH, SMH!
[QUOTE=TeenLover;3398331]I have been told by a few ladies that C5 works for a car rental company, perhaps that explains the different cars. Bear in mind I do not know this is true, just what I have been told.[/QUOTE]Look, if you want people to stop accusing you of being Chris then stop acting like him. Stop being an ass hole.
Just sayin'.
C3.
[QUOTE=TeenLover;3398331]I have been told by a few ladies that C5 works for a car rental company, perhaps that explains the different cars. Bear in mind I do not know this is true, just what I have been told.[/QUOTE]That's smart. Let me go pick up street walkers in rental cars from a place I work at and prey I don't get caught. End result, fired!
[QUOTE=SC1975;3399120]That's smart. Let me go pick up street walkers in rental cars from a place I work at and prey I don't get caught. End result, fired![/QUOTE]You guys read a lot into something simple. I never said he did that, I only offered that as a possible explanation for the multiple cars in the pics thing. I'm not here defending him, I would bet that he isn't the least bit interested in my defending him I only reported on something I was told and now I really wish I had kept my mouth shut.
I rarely read the Rat Trap so I had no idea that Trump is a less polarizing presence that C5 is on here and that you either lap up his stories as 100% truth or you hate him. There appears to be no middle ground with that guy but sadly that's where I exist on the topic.
He has given me 2 numbers of providers that I have had success with. I provided one to him the he did not have success with.
If not despising the guy is supporting him in everyone's eyes then so be it I guess but it was not my intention to pour gasoline on an already raging fire.
[QUOTE=TeenLover;3399604]You guys read a lot into something simple. I never said he did that, I only offered that as a possible explanation for the multiple cars in the pics thing. I'm not here defending him, I would bet that he isn't the least bit interested in my defending him I only reported on something I was told and now I really wish I had kept my mouth shut.
I rarely read the Rat Trap so I had no idea that Trump is a less polarizing presence that C5 is on here and that you either lap up his stories as 100% truth or you hate him. There appears to be no middle ground with that guy but sadly that's where I exist on the topic.
He has given me 2 numbers of providers that I have had success with. I provided one to him the he did not have success with.
If not despising the guy is supporting him in everyone's eyes then so be it I guess but it was not my intention to pour gasoline on an already raging fire.[/QUOTE]I'm just saying, if he was using rentals, bad idea. That's all.
[QUOTE=SC1975;3399708]I'm just saying, if he was using rentals, bad idea. That's all.[/QUOTE]I understand and I do not disagree.
[QUOTE=Camera3;3398753]Look, if you want people to stop accusing you of being Chris then stop acting like him. Stop being an ass hole.
Just sayin'.
C3.[/QUOTE]Why would someone have an alter ego publicly suggest their job profession. That would then make it too easy for let's say law enforcement or anybody else to go into a rental car place such as Enterprise Etc. And compare vehicles with ones on radar as trolling the trail?
RCummimgs.
Where the hell you been? A2 looked into this shit last month. It's over. Leave it alone. I don't even know who started this shit again about C5 using different names.
I assure you I am not C5.
Whoever started this needs to climb back in the shell they came from.
[QUOTE=TrailGuy;3400225]Where the hell you been? A2 looked into this shit last month. It's over. Leave it alone. I don't even know who started this shit again about C5 using different names.
I assure you I am not C5.
Whoever started this needs to climb back in the shell they came from.[/QUOTE]I was questioning his usernames. I just found it weird how there are different interiors and exteriors of cars that he claims is HIS pictures.
[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;3398675]Do us all a favor, and eat shit and die, TH, you miserable fucking Chriss5 ERRAND BOY.
You can leave me out this conversation, you IDIOT. I were never one to accuse Chriss5 of being some one else, so get you facts straight.
What a IDIOT.
SMH, SMH, SMH![/QUOTE]LIAR!! " I were never one to accuse Chriss5 of being some one else " . LIAR!! AND because here's what you posted Yellow Belly in post 7020 AND I quote you, " You just like you buddy Chriss (if you not really him youself) " . AND again LIAR!! Because again from post 7020 AND I quote, " Either you really Chriss, " . [URL]http://www.bluemaize.net/im/pants/liar-liar-pants-on-fire-6.jpg[/URL].
AND SNITCH!! AND DIRTY RAT!! Because of your post 3511 in Mass Holes AND I quote you, " Hey Boys, you favorite turds Chris5 and TrailHunter be talkin' shit about you Boston boys again down in the Orlando Rat Trap! SNITCH!! AND DIRTY RAT!! [URL]http://marktanner.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dirty-rat-on-the-street.jpg[/URL].
TH LTD!! TH LTD!! TH LTD!!
[QUOTE=TrailHunter;3400803]LIAR!! " I were never one to accuse Chriss5 of being some one else " . LIAR!! AND because here's what you posted Yellow Belly in post 7020 AND I quote you, " You just like you buddy Chriss (if you not really him youself) " . AND again LIAR!! Because again from post 7020 AND I quote, " Either you really Chriss, " . [URL]http://www.bluemaize.net/im/pants/liar-liar-pants-on-fire-6.jpg[/URL].
AND SNITCH!! AND DIRTY RAT!! Because of your post 3511 in Mass Holes AND I quote you, " Hey Boys, you favorite turds Chris5 and TrailHunter be talkin' shit about you Boston boys again down in the Orlando Rat Trap! SNITCH!! AND DIRTY RAT!! [URL]http://marktanner.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dirty-rat-on-the-street.jpg[/URL].
TH LTD!! TH LTD!! TH LTD!![/QUOTE]First off, ASSWIPE, why don't you learn how to use the great "Reply With Quote" feature provided here.
Guess you missed that day in school or, more likely, you just aint smart enough to understand it only take one key-stroke, you IDIOT.
Here, I do you work for you.
[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;2933559]TH (aka HomoHunter), you nothing but a JOKE. You seldom have anything of substance to say here in the Trap. You make one-liners and post some link to a photo. You not even smart enough to post the actual photo here.
You just like you buddy Chriss (if you not really him youself). 'Someone' must have pushed you down the stairs at a small age, and you hit EVER ONE of them steps on the way down. And it must have been an LONG flight of stairs. Lmfao!
You have responded to my same single post 4 times now, ever time with nothing of substance to say. And my original post was to you butt-buddy Chriss, so why YOU responding? Either you really Chriss, or you so far up his ass you can't no longer see the light of day. Lmfao!
You nothing but a waste of perfectly good bandwidth here in the Trap, you IDIOT.
But you keep 'Livin The Dream', and keep enjoying you ICE (IN the CLINIC EARLY) girls (aka Trail-Trash), you guys deserve each other.
L-M-F-A-O![/QUOTE]So if you had quote my whole post, you will see while I might "insinuate" you be Chriss5, I do not "accuse" you of being him. And this is my only post where this even discussed, and it were a year ago. Much different then all the other folks running around accusing folks of being several other people. So, there ASSWIPE, I repeat again for those hard of hearing (or just to STUPID to understand), "I" do not belong in this conversation.
AND SECOND, you goddam right I inform the Masshole boys you be talkin' shit about them again. If you can't handle the truth, than you need keep you cocksucker shut. It aint right to talk shit behind some ones back, so I let them know about it, since you too chicken to say to them youself.
SO, like I say in my previous post: "Someone must have pushed you down the stairs at a small age, and you hit EVER ONE of them steps on the way down. And it must have been an LONG flight of stairs. " If you had a brain you be dangerous.
FOR EVERONE ELSE: I swear some time I read the shit folks write in here and I think to myself, "Hell, I can't believe he's the sperm that won"! TH is one of those folk.
SMH!
[QUOTE=SC1975;3400636]I was questioning his usernames. I just found it weird how there are different interiors and exteriors of cars that he claims is HIS pictures.[/QUOTE]No sir. You responded to TH in post 8823 mentioning different accounts.
However, I didn't say YOU said anything about C5 being multiple people.
I was just bringing to your attention that A2 has already looked into this issue.
It should not be concerned with anymore.
TH, TG, myself or any other user that starts with Trail anything IS NOT C5.
END OF DISCUSSION. PLEASE!
[blue]Do not keep saying that because I didn't find evidence that I'm saying you're not. I never "said" anything at all. I looked and didn't find any proof.
However, trying to use me as validation when I didn't say a fucking word about it would be a classic Chris 5 move.
I'm getting pretty close to going with my gut and merging all of these "trail" accounts into the one that I think (95%), but do not know (100%), is managing them. The only reason I haven't is because it's so fucking obviously you and if I did I would be wasting my time because you would just do it again.
I was perfectly willing to not say anything about this but you had to appeal to an authority claiming validation when none was given and I won't allow you to say I'm cosigning your stupid bullshit.
A2[/blue]
[QUOTE=NewStarWater;3396906]Chris5 now has another account, Trail Rider. Its amazing that Trail Rider post here and West Palm Beach, just like Chris5 with the same post as he did yesterday. The guy is retarded![/QUOTE]Antagonist! Because of the last 38 posts that show up 13 were deleted. And 11 of those 13 posts were deleted because you were ANTAGONISTIC! And in 8 posts you bash C5 and accuse THE TRAIL BOYS and C5 as being one and the same! You are a SICKO get help because you're too ANTAGONISTIC!!
[URL]https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/c/ce/Slider-villain.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/660?cb=20110930215308[/URL]
Trail Hunter.
[QUOTE=TrailHunter;3401504]Antagonist! Because of the last 38 posts that show up 13 were deleted. And 11 of those 13 posts were deleted because you were ANTAGONISTIC! And in 8 posts you bash C5 and accuse THE TRAIL BOYS and C5 as being one and the same! You are a SICKO get help because you're too ANTAGONISTIC!!
[URL]https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/c/ce/Slider-villain.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/660?cb=20110930215308[/URL]
Trail Hunter.[/QUOTE]Looks like the word of the day on Sesame Street was "antagonistic"! Pro tip: using all caps doesn't make your argument more convincing LOL.
[QUOTE=DaisukeAramech;3401745]Looks like the word of the day on Sesame Street was "antagonistic"! Pro tip: using all caps doesn't make your argument more convincing LOL.[/QUOTE]Neither does your sister's hairy and smelly pussy!! Tell that beitch to shave and wash that shit!
LOL!
C5.
[blue]Better hope she's not a nun
A2[/blue]
[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;3401004]First off, ASSWIPE, why don't you learn how to use the great "Reply With Quote" feature provided here.
Guess you missed that day in school or, more likely, you just aint smart enough to understand it only take one key-stroke, you IDIOT.
[/QUOTE]Maybe Chris can teach him how to use it. Oh, wait. Nevermind.
[QUOTE=TrailHunter;3400803]LIAR!! " I were never one to accuse Chriss5 of being some one else " . LIAR!! AND because here's what you posted Yellow Belly in post 7020 AND I quote you, " You just like you buddy Chriss (if you not really him youself) " . AND again LIAR!! Because again from post 7020 AND I quote, " Either you really Chriss, " . [URL]http://www.bluemaize.net/im/pants/liar-liar-pants-on-fire-6.jpg[/URL].
AND SNITCH!! AND DIRTY RAT!! Because of your post 3511 in Mass Holes AND I quote you, " Hey Boys, you favorite turds Chris5 and TrailHunter be talkin' shit about you Boston boys again down in the Orlando Rat Trap! SNITCH!! AND DIRTY RAT!! [URL]http://marktanner.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dirty-rat-on-the-street.jpg[/URL].
TH LTD!! TH LTD!! TH LTD!![/QUOTE]TH, we all know this is that cowardly fuck YRAGFAG. He created this alter ego specifically to target C5. A few month's back, I embarrassed the shit out of this faggot here in the trap! I ripped him apart and sent him off the trap in shame. He's hated me ever since.
YragFag is a faggot who love's cock. He used to message me begging to meet up with me. LOL! He's a loser and will ALWAYS be a loser. Those other Masshole clowns were embarrassed by me as well. I fucking hate Boston as much as I hate Orlando.
Fuck you YragFag.
C5.
[QUOTE=DaisukeAramech;3401745]Looks like the word of the day on Sesame Street was "antagonistic"! Pro tip: using all caps doesn't make your argument more convincing LOL.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Chris5;3401813]Neither does your sister's hairy and smelly pussy!! Tell that beitch to shave and wash that shit!
LOL!
C5.
[BLUE]Better hope she's not a nun
A2 [/BLUE][/QUOTE]Well at least we no Chriss5 sista not a nun. LMFAO!
I'd tell you to have that biotch sista shave that tongue of hers, but the hair feel so good on my dick. LMFAO!
[QUOTE=Chris5;3401813]Neither does your sister's hairy and smelly pussy!! Tell that beitch to shave and wash that shit!
LOL!
C5.
[blue]Better hope she's not a nun
A2 [/blue]
[/QUOTE]Well, well, well, what have we got here?
Chriss5 coming to the aid of his butt-buddy, TrailHunter. WTF, it usually the other way around.
Now I start to think I "do" belong in this conversation, because it looking more and more like Chriss5 = TrailHunter.
Fuck it, I'll jump in with BOTH FEET!
Go ahead A2, show us "you the man", and go with you gut and merge all them Chriss5/ Trail accounts. It about time!
[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;3401004]First off, ASSWIPE, why don't you learn how to use the great "Reply With Quote" feature provided here.
Guess you missed that day in school or, more likely, you just aint smart enough to understand it only take one key-stroke, you IDIOT.
Here, I do you work for you.
So if you had quote my whole post, you will see while I might "insinuate" you be Chriss5, I do not "accuse" you of being him. And this is my only post where this even discussed, and it were a year ago. Much different then all the other folks running around accusing folks of being several other people. So, there ASSWIPE, I repeat again for those hard of hearing (or just to STUPID to understand), "I" do not belong in this conversation.
AND SECOND, you goddam right I inform the Masshole boys you be talkin' shit about them again. If you can't handle the truth, than you need keep you cocksucker shut. It aint right to talk shit behind some ones back, so I let them know about it, since you too chicken to say to them youself.
SO, like I say in my previous post: "Someone must have pushed you down the stairs at a small age, and you hit EVER ONE of them steps on the way down. And it must have been an LONG flight of stairs. " If you had a brain you be dangerous.
FOR EVERONE ELSE: I swear some time I read the shit folks write in here and I think to myself, "Hell, I can't believe he's the sperm that won"! TH is one of those folk.
SMH![/QUOTE]" So if you had quote my whole post, you will see while I might "insinuate" you be Chriss5, I do not "accuse" you of being him. And this is my only post where this even discussed, and it were a year ago. Much different then all the other folks running around accusing folks of being several other people ".
Come on Maynard " insinuate " LAME excuse because everyone knows what you meant! However, I'll take the HIGH road and give you the benefit of the doubt and FORGIVE you because that's how I am!
"you goddam right I inform the Masshole boys you be talkin' shit about them again " . BUT I canNOT FORGIVE you Maynard for PROUDLY RATTING out your fellow FLORIDIANS because IMO a TRAITOR should NOT be FORGIVEN!!
[URL]https://d1zqayhc1yz6oo.cloudfront.net/40ef84f5ddb44b75400f49259dbd2324.jpg[/URL]
OH BTW have you run out of LAME jokes to tell??
[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;3402015]Well, well, well, what have we got here?
Chriss5 coming to the aid of his butt-buddy, TrailHunter. WTF, it usually the other way around.
Now I start to think I "do" belong in this conversation, because it looking more and more like Chriss5 = TrailHunter.
Fuck it, I'll jump in with BOTH FEET!
Go ahead A2, show us "you the man", and go with you gut and merge all them Chriss5/ Trail accounts. It about time![/QUOTE]Maynard I REGRET FORGIVING you because now you don't " insinuate " you now directly FALSELY ACCUSE that " Chriss5 = TrailHunter ". Unbelievable!
And then MAYNARD you appeal to A2 to be a part of your IDIOTIC BS because you want him to merge The Trail Brothers accounts!! Maynard you might be sorry you ever started this IDIOTIC BS!!
[URL]https://yt3.ggpht.com/-D0ylhiABC8Y/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/tEKU4dWfx90/s900-c-k-no-mo-rj-c0xffffff/photo.jpg[/URL]
Trail Hunter.
[QUOTE=TrailHunter;3402199]OH BTW have you run out of LAME jokes to tell??[/QUOTE]Jokes, you say you want some of George's Famous Jokes?
Well okay my good buddy, but you should really be careful what you ask for.
Now you going to get a nasty PM from Chriss5 asking you if you lost your mind, asking ole George for more Chriss jokes.
There a lot of new folks here, so old jokes probably worth repeating. Even those who seen them before, will laugh again. Jokes the same as good pussy, you always want more, so here a few.
1. Years ago Chriss star of a gay TV show. It was called Leave It -- Its Beaver.
2. Why do Chriss not eat M&Ms? He get tired of trying to peel them.
3. Chriss is really one of a pair of gay irish twins. They real names are Ben Dover and Phil McAvity.
4. Last month gay Chriss put a nicotine patch on his dick. Now he down to only 3 butts a week.
5. What did Chriss say to the gay man he meet in the bar? Your face or mine?
6. What did Chriss say to his gay boyfriend? The girls be right, we do taste like chicken.
7. How do gay Chriss fake his orgasm? He spit on his boyfriends back.
8. You know how much cum gay Chriss have? A butt load.
9. Of course gay Chriss dress well. He did not spend all that time in closet doing nothing.
10. Did you know gay Chriss from Jamaica? Down there they call his ass Pokemon.
11. As gay man, what do Chriss do before jerking off? He shit in his hand.
12. Chriss friends say he gay because he don't like football. Chriss say they idiots, he say he gay because he like dick.
13. Chriss was married until he send wrong text to his wife. He had hard time explaining why he could not wait to suck her dick.
14. I ask Chriss what worst then sucking a dozen raw oysters out of his boyfriends {Trailhunter} ass? Chriss say sucking out 13 of them and realize he only put in a dozen.
15. Chriss was a gay midget until he came out of the cabinet.
16. I ask Chriss boyfriend {Trailhunter} what the difference between Chriss and a musquito? Trailhunter say the musquito stop sucking when you slap it.
17. Chriss and his boyfriend {Trailhunter} fall off a very tall building. Which one hit the ground first? Who gives a fuck.
18. I ask Chriss boyfriend {Trailhunter} what the difference between Chriss and a hurricane? He say you can't rip the pants off a hurricane, butt fuck it, and piss down its throat.
19. What the difference between gay drug dealer Chriss and a SW? A SW can wash her crack and sell it again.
20. I ask Chriss how many dicks he have to suck to get a lightbulb changed? He say well more then 8 cause my basement still dark.
21. I ask Chriss boyfriend {Trailhunter} what is the best part of getting a blowjob from Chriss? He say the 15 minutes of silence.
Hey Chriss you idiot, we demand to know how that 6-way is going you having with your hand!
Super rare opportunity to see the ultimate hottie: CASSIE!
Yes, you read that correctly. This is the smoking hottie that has been in retirement for several years. The girl that had all the cats and stayed at the Suburban in Casselberry.
As many of you know, she is absolute as sexy as they come. She has long, straight dark hair, dark eyes, perfect nattie titties with pert nipples, flat stomach, and an ass and puss that most women can only dream of. Now, she has gained some weight but it's in a very good way. That weight gain is in the form of hot womanly curves. As many of you know, she needed it. She was way too skinny before. No, I'm not talking about BBW or even slight BBW. She was rail skinny and now she has the perfect woman's proportions. She's stunning now. The old days of all that makeup are gone too. She has a natural look going on now. I believe she's American Indian / Italian mix. She's also a very cool and fun chick to hang with.
No, she's still no where close to GFE but the main event is well worth it. Her skills have improved dramatically in that dept.
She contacted me and told me that she's hurting for roses right at that moment and asked if I could help her out. I said yes. Now, she's really only looking for a very few select guys that want to be a regular with her. She doesn't need, or want, the guy that sees her once and moves on. She's also quite picky about who she sees now. For that reason, only tenured members that already have a good PM relationship with me will be considered. I mean that. No offense but I'm not putting her at risk or risking my good relationship with her. No how, no frickin way.
If you're interested in dreaming of her, this is a very rare opportunity. She's been retired for three years and has refused any new clients at all during this time. The opp is here and it is now. PM me and I'll get back to you. Cassie is the hottest girl that I've ever been with in my life. No ifs, ands, or fine as hell, butts about it!
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Pimp Vino is at it again!! This time he's pimping out Cassie.
Vino how much is you're cut asshole??
C5.
[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;3402015]Well, well, well, what have we got here?
Chriss5 coming to the aid of his butt-buddy, TrailHunter. WTF, it usually the other way around.
Now I start to think I "do" belong in this conversation, because it looking more and more like Chriss5 = TrailHunter.
Fuck it, I'll jump in with BOTH FEET!
Go ahead A2, show us "you the man", and go with you gut and merge all them Chriss5/ Trail accounts. It about time![/QUOTE]Did he reply to me? I've got him on block so I don't know LOL. He seems real mad tho.
Boy, I didn't realize you have so many guys hating on you. LOL. I just want to remind you I'm still waiting on the vids you were sending (Going on a year now). If you don't have them just admit it and I won't bother you again.
Have any of you guys that associate with him ever seen any videos made by him or is it all bullshit?
It seems like everyone there hates him or am I just reading it wrong?
[QUOTE=TaxiDriver45;3402655]Boy, I didn't realize you have so many guys hating on you. LOL. I just want to remind you I'm still waiting on the vids you were sending (Going on a year now). If you don't have them just admit it and I won't bother you again.
Have any of you guys that associate with him ever seen any videos made by him or is it all bullshit?
It seems like everyone there hates him or am I just reading it wrong?[/QUOTE]Welcome to the Orlando Rat Trap buddy! How's Miami? Man you guy's have it hard there in Miami with those ugly ass hookers! No shit, Miami has the most high mileage street walker's in the country.
Orlando has the world famous Paradise Trail, the most beautiful model like hookers in the country. So taxi as a guest here I should welcome you with open arms correct?
NOPE! LOL! FUCK YOU you cocksucker! I take issue with anyone demanding I send them anything. Don't know who the fuck you think you are where I have to prove shit to you asshole.
Did you ever think that if I wanted to post my videos, then I would do it? I have reasons for everything I do. Now why don't you get your fat ugly ass in your shitty taxi and drive to Orlando and ask all the girl's about C5. I'll tell you what, if you personally come to Orlando, I will personally meet up with you at the Dollhouse and personally show you as many videos as you like. Drinks also on me by the way.
That's my challenge to you. You don't tell me when and what to do motherfucker! As far as everyone hating C5 here in Orlando, wow! You sure must have been at the top of your fucking class! Lmao! I am probably the most hated member on this entire forum!
Not just Orlando!! I mean all over this country! I'm very proud of that. I pride myself for not having any friends.
Do you have a sister by the way? I would like to meet her and pay her 20 bucks to fuck her up her ass. I'm sure you won't mind Buddy.
Miami has the ugliest hookers in Florida. LOL!!
C5.
[QUOTE=TaxiDriver45;3402655]Boy, I didn't realize you have so many guys hating on you. LOL. I just want to remind you I'm still waiting on the vids you were sending (Going on a year now). If you don't have them just admit it and I won't bother you again.
Have any of you guys that associate with him ever seen any videos made by him or is it all bullshit?
It seems like everyone there hates him or am I just reading it wrong?[/QUOTE]The only people who don't hate him are the newbies who don't know him and haven't realized he is a pseudo-pimp posting the same 20 pics over and over again.
As far as videos he has said he is comfortable posting pics but not videos. Which never made sense to me until a few weeks ago. A member posted some vids of local girls and pointed out he did not film or post the videos he just found them online. Now the girls in the video were girls I know C5 knows. I am 80% sure the guy in the video was C5 he matched him in skin tone and other physical characteristics I have seen in his pics. Then when I saw the guy only lasted literally one minute in these vids C5 not posting his vids finally made sense. Then only an hour after the link was posted in the thread, the uploader erased the vids from the host site. So obviously the guy in the video reads the Orlando SW thread.
TLDR; C5 brags about having tons of videos but doesn't post them because he doesn't want it known he suffers from premature ejaculation.
[QUOTE=DaisukeAramech;3402581]Did he reply to me? I've got him on block so I don't know LOL. He seems real mad tho.[/QUOTE]I said your sister has a smelly and hairy pussy dude! LOL!
C5.