Red Lantern Health on Wells Road
Swung by this place a few nights back. The short version: paid for 45 min, got 35 (if you include re-dressing time) ; no TS; marginal massage; dreamed of a standard HE with a slight backdoor exam (didn't ask, just went for it). Masseuse was probably late 30s / early 40s.
Location: 4/10.
Masseuse: 7/10.
Massage: 5/10.
Dream: 7/10.
Time / Money Value: 3/10.
The long version: The location is one of the more public I've been to. Then again, I usually hit Emerson. This place is RIGHT across from OP Mall and in the same strip mall as an internet cafe & late-night tattoo shop. There's no parking right close to the door, so you'll be walking across the lot. There appeared to only be one masseuse when I walked in, and I didn't hear anyone else during my time. I didn't catch her name. The masseuse had a few extra pounds on her. It looked like there were only 2 or 3 rooms, and no TS was offered or seen. I paid. 7 for 45 minutes. Draping was provided. Confirming the only other report on this place, the masseuse used a significant amount of oil. Enough that I had to take a shower and wash my clothes as soon as I got home. The rub itself was rushed. It seemed she was trying to make up for quality with more repetitions. I can't say it was uncomfortable, but it definitely wasn't relaxing. Another odd thing: she didn't massage my hands at all, but she sure got that damned oil in my hair. I'll give the massage a 5/10. She asked me to flip, and I must have dozed off. I dreamed that I had been naked the whole time under a towel. She massaged my forearm and in doing so placed my hand directly on her chest. A discussion of tip and options occurred (no options, no indication that repeat dreams would expand the menu) , and I offered. 4 for the service. Still dreaming, she pulled the towel off and her girls out. I got a reasonable HE, but she probed below my taint a bit. Not full-on prostate exam, but enough to make a difference. After an explosive finish, she left the room. That's when I woke up, and she returned with a hot towel to try to remove the oil. After I got dressed, I saw that only 35 minutes had passed. Between the location, the menu options in my dream, and the quoted-to-actual time, I probably won't be going back.