Massage Parlor Reports

Just a couple quick reviews for a couple of the jack shack brothels on the NW side.

Rose Spa, 42 XX Elston Ave. Stopped in after texting immediately before my visit. Knowing there's a few of these jack shacks in the area I was going to pop in to a couple and stay at the location with the best looking provider. Sasa answered the door. She spelled it out for me, without even asking (So this Asa that has been reported on is actually Sasa). 40's, slightly on the thicker side but still shapely. D cups with great shape and small pink nips. May have had a tummy tuck before. Decent ass but on the flat side for her size / figure. Thought I would swing around and scope out Red Rose at 42 xx Pulaski which is just blocks away, while grabbing cash. Told Sasa I'd be back though. Couldn't find parking near Red Rose so grabbed cash and doubled back to Rose Elston. This time (who has been previously reported as) Coco answers the door. Thought to myself, heck no! Older than Sasa, putting her at late 40's / early 50's, not much of a figure and just not attractive for my taste. Told her I wanted Sasa so she called her out. Quoted a benjy and 3 Jacksons for half hour FS. 2 Jackson upcharge for BBBJ. This she did well but could only take half of it. Cover on and went straight to mish. Took a bit but eventually finished. Not sure I will repeat. I asked out of curiosity and she will go bare for an additional Benjy. Something to consider for those who like to dine in.

Relax Spa, 47 XX Elston Ave. Don't have names so this review won't be the best but it'll give you an idea for the location. This location charges a house fee before additional services. 2 Jacksons half hour, 3 for full hour. Then they push for 2 Benjys for BBBJ and CFS. Can get away with CBJ and CFS for a Buck Fitty. Been twice in the last couple months or so. First time got a decent provider, right around 40 ish, big B cups, nice figure with a decently round ass. Got the impression she's FOB and new to this, no pro vibes, which was a bit of a turn on. Think I gave her a Benjy and 4 Jacksons to include BBBJ. She wasn't very good at it but a BBBJ is a BBBJ. Strap up, multi positions and nut in doggy.

Visited again a week ago or so, hoping for the same provider. Unfortunately not her. Short, petite provider. Also around 40,5-2 at most, small Bs, not much ass, a small belly but not bad. Went with half hour plus CBJ and CFS, 2 Benjys total. She looked cuter with her outfit on but once it came off was a bit disappointed. Multi positions but would arch her back or create space with her legs so I couldn't get a rhythm or full penetration. Quite annoying and made it difficult to finish. I think I'm done with this location. Constant rotation makes it a roll of the dice and approx 2 Jacksons more than other spots for BBBJ. Positives are the location, though it's near an intersection, is discreet to get in and out of and the hours as they are open late.

Both places are decent if you've got an itch to scratch.

[QUOTE=Throwaway5192;6712453]"that famous Monica" I get it now.

Reading that on the twitter led me to check some of her reviews and I decided to see another one of the greats. In one of the reviews the guy said she was one of four girls he had dam near fallen in love with. I get it. I don't know if she just knows how to read people or maybe she is good at connecting with people or maybe it is her nature. Whatever the case, I felt a stronger connection with Monica than I have with any other girl I have seen. This is all business aside her personality is amazing and I really really enjoyed my time with her. I don't repeat girls often but I will see Monica again.

Booker was fairly responsive and when I walked up to the door I made eye contact with Monica through the window as she waited by the door. Pictures are definitely her. She is wearing a pink doctors gown and some sort of very sexy black dress under it. She leads me to the room, 3 for the hr and she goes to warm up the TS. Her TS is good and her body feels amazing. Her tits feel absolutely amazing. Definitely natural and oh so shapely from almost every angle. She slides her ass over your entire body. I don't feel like all the girls do this so big plus in my book. On the flip she slides her body up and down and teases you with the distance in between. Grinding heavily back and forth it was fantastic. Her BBBJ is great good depth, good suction, good speed. Her DT attempts seem to get a little further than her average depth and overall her BBBJ is top notch. Couple grazes nothing I would dock points for it was great in my opinion. Back to the room.

Face down for a short very soft massage which is my preference and she grabs the oil. I am an uncultured ignorant buffoon. Please do not ask me if it is real nuru oil because I can't tell the difference. During these massages I am usually fantasizing about what is to come rather than whether or not it is real nuru. They put their bodies on me and I like it. Not picky about these parts of my sessions hahaha. The massage was good! Flip.

She does a bit more body sliding, most of a cat bath and back to the BBBJ. Again so good. See above description it's great. She asks for it and we get into mish. Her body looks amazing from here, she is tight and she is holding me very tightly kissing my neck and pulling my head into hers for LFK / DFK. Never before have I had so much DFK in a session before. Usually not really into it with most girls I oblige if they go for it but often times it is me who pulls back. I felt the opposite with Monica. I ask for doggy and her ass is tiny but round so that I can definitely enjoy. She takes it well and grabbing her tits here is well do I really even need to say? At some point or another I am sure most of us have had the absolute pleasure of being behind a girl in doggy and grabbing her tits during the act. It is fucking phenomenal with Monica. Did I mention she was natural? She tells me to lay down and we spend much longer in CG than I have ever before. Multiple variations, speeds, rhythms, belly to belly, feet planted head up tits bouncing DFK / LFK almost the entire time. Ya shit. I don't know I must have been feeling something because I am sitting here thinking that was better CG than I have had with most of my ex gfs.

As mentioned before her English is not the best and she uses a translator often but she does use it OFTEN to communicate whatever it is that she is about to seduce you with.

I haven't cared to form a connection with any of these girls up to this point. New girls every week are great but Monica has made me see a new perspective on seeing one girl repeatedly. Don't get me wrong I will probably always be trying new girls but when Monica is around I will allocate some of my budget for a few sessions with her. This way I can still see new girls but I will always have Monica on the back of my mind as my guaranteed great service option.

As far as a regular goes, Monica is the first I would have considered. I thought I found my Anne. Then she told me she lives in Vegas so obviously I grabbed her number.[/QUOTE]So I took the plunge and went to see Monica on a Thursday night. I paid for the the one hour VIP at $270. I didn't get the same level of enthusiasm or service as some people have described. I got all the usual VIP service but little kissing which I had to initiate. She looks like her pictures on twitter. I also saw the new white girl Sophie while walking back from the table shower. She looks exactly like her pictures. Tall. Maybe 5'8". Well back to Monica. I got the full range of service but felt rushed to finish. Maybe because we didn't click but very mechanical. In and out of 819 with time taking a second shower in 40 minutes. Personally, will not repeat when she returns to Chicago. Felt much like the standard half or 1 hour you get for $140 except with the added BBBJ.

Stopped by 819 it was Monica's Day Off but she was at the spa dress only in a T shirt.

Another cute Asian spinner with blonde highlights on the couch.

And wondering to the shower saw a tall white girl kinda threw me for a loop. She looks like she can wrestle with the best of us.

As always amazing visit. For you Newbs Monica leaves the night of the 29th if you haven't tried her I highly recommend the earlier the better if you catch her at night she is probably tired -.

Have to repeat with the Asian spinner this weekend.

[QUOTE=Englee;6802795]So I took the plunge and went to see Monica on a Thursday night. I paid for the the one hour VIP at $270. I didn't get the same level of enthusiasm or service as some people have described. I got all the usual VIP service but little kissing which I had to initiate. She looks like her pictures on twitter. I also saw the new white girl Sophie while walking back from the table shower. She looks exactly like her pictures. Tall. Maybe 5'8". Well back to Monica. I got the full range of service but felt rushed to finish. Maybe because we didn't click but very mechanical. In and out of 819 with time taking a second shower in 40 minutes. Personally, will not repeat when she returns to Chicago. Felt much like the standard half or 1 hour you get for $140 except with the added BBBJ.[/QUOTE]Maybe it was a chemistry thing but I never negotiate for this reason.

You paid less. You got less. Negotiating insures that you are starting the session off on the wrong foot and call me ignorant but I am not willing to hear an opposing opinion on this. Maybe they are willing to do it for less but you can't expect them to be happy about it. The first impression you made is negative. If you were to make a post saying that you get what everyone else gets for cheaper then that becomes the new standard. Why would any of the girls want to push their value down?

Curious if anybody has been to spot near corner of clark and pratt?

[QUOTE=RedGhost79;6797847]Made an appointment to see the ' Sofia' at Moon in early afternoon. Sofia met me at the door and gave me a big hug and kiss. 31 yrs old and she is about 5'5", HWP, coal black hair and a large set of C cup boobs. I was sitting in my normal position on the table when she walked in and she immediately got dressed for the occasion. She wanted me to lie down, but I laid her down and started DATY for about 10 min. We started at standing missionary and then doggie, before finishing back in standing missionary. She is vocal and seemed to like her boobs slapped from time to time. Did the normal cleanup before chit chat about next time. I really enjoyed my time with her, Sofia is very personable and wants to please and maybe your exact cup of tea. Be safe out there!![/QUOTE]I saw Sofia again yesterday and had my usual great time. I met Amy. She is petite and very cute with a great smile.

[QUOTE=Mustashlo;6797926]Wanted MiMi but she was pre occupied. Chloe said try me. I'm like. OK. She's 35 cute, decent B man mades.

Decent little massage. On the flip negotiates 150. Very nice BBBJ, with tongue flicking, licking, attention to taint, balls and shaft. She's flirty and enjoys pleasing. Sucks a nice monster. I was feeling jacked. She almost got me with that mouth. She retrieved some latex and rode, then shifted to mish. I stood aside the table and smashed till that release. MiMi came out when I left and said next time. She's definitely hot looking, but Chloe is cute as well.[/QUOTE]I agree. Very cute, beautiful little body with full natural b cups. Greets you ready for fun. Super chill and affectionate. Massage skills. Who cares. YMMV but she was quite accommodating for me. Even DFk. Absolutely no English so we used her google translator. She is 35 but looks 30. She's only here till the end of February. I kind of hate recommending her because I'd rather keep her to myself LOL. But in the sprit of you sex addicts and mongerhood enjoy.

Has anyone seen Bree or Angie from CLM and can provide feedback on their looks?

[QUOTE=SpaGuy21;6802355]If you didn't realize it, PPS has infiltrated this thread like he has the other site. It was only a matter of time. Same places being reviewed by the same 4 or 5 profiles. They'll even echo (quote) posts between 2 different profiles to give the impression different mongers are verifying the other's report. A bit clever, I must admit, but nothing new. At least the reviews are somewhat grounded and are written in a way that they are open to interpretation, as far as the provider descriptions. They're vague and subjective so they are not complete BS. And the services described seem accurate. PPS places serve a purpose, like that late night urge after having a couple drinks, so if you know what you're dealing with then there's no disappointment.[/QUOTE]Which are his places? Can you list so I can know to avoid. DM if it's easier.

Its not clever and they are exaggerated and laughable.

[QUOTE=SpaGuy21;6802355]If you didn't realize it, PPS has infiltrated this thread like he has the other site. It was only a matter of time. Same places being reviewed by the same 4 or 5 profiles. They'll even echo (quote) posts between 2 different profiles to give the impression different mongers are verifying the other's report. A bit clever, I must admit, but nothing new. At least the reviews are somewhat grounded and are written in a way that they are open to interpretation, as far as the provider descriptions. They're vague and subjective so they are not complete BS. And the services described seem accurate. PPS places serve a purpose, like that late night urge after having a couple drinks, so if you know what you're dealing with then there's no disappointment.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Throwaway5192;6802920]Maybe it was a chemistry thing but I never negotiate for this reason.

You paid less. You got less. Negotiating insures that you are starting the session off on the wrong foot and call me ignorant but I am not willing to hear an opposing opinion on this. Maybe they are willing to do it for less but you can't expect them to be happy about it. The first impression you made is negative. If you were to make a post saying that you get what everyone else gets for cheaper then that becomes the new standard. Why would any of the girls want to push their value down?[/QUOTE]I didn't negotiate. I know normally 300 is VIP. But when I was texting the appointment setter, he / she quoted the prices which included 270 for the hour VIP. I just thought maybe they were having a slow night and were trying to get customers in with a lower price. Either way, I handed 270 to Monica in the room and she didn't fuss or ask for more.

[QUOTE=Throwaway5192;6802920]Maybe it was a chemistry thing but I never negotiate for this reason.

You paid less. You got less. Negotiating insures that you are starting the session off on the wrong foot and call me ignorant but I am not willing to hear an opposing opinion on this. Maybe they are willing to do it for less but you can't expect them to be happy about it. The first impression you made is negative. If you were to make a post saying that you get what everyone else gets for cheaper then that becomes the new standard. Why would any of the girls want to push their value down?[/QUOTE]Guys will never understand this. Every guy wants more for less, then complains when service is less than stellar. I would never go to any of the 5 or 6 frequently reviewed places. I have a great rotation of gals north of downtown that are amazing: pretty, sweet, funny, charming, and willing to come in before normal business hours to see me. Negotiation is for the birds. Positive first impressions will lead to better experiences.

[QUOTE=Englee;6803496]I didn't negotiate. I know normally 300 is VIP. But when I was texting the appointment setter, he / she quoted the prices which included 270 for the hour VIP. I just thought maybe they were having a slow night and were trying to get customers in with a lower price. Either way, I handed 270 to Monica in the room and she didn't fuss or ask for more.[/QUOTE]Just have to chalk it up as a crappy experience. It's going to happen when dealing with rotation girls at turnstile jack shacks. When the majority of mongers are coming in, submitting to their "VIP" pricing, inevitably, there's going to be a slip in service. These girls taking 15+ dicks a day, licking 15+ ass holes makes you "just another one. ".

The logical, economical approach is to go with the basic service and anything beyond "basic" is a bonus. Maybe you throw in a couple extra Jacksons for upgrades above basic and the girl just goes into "VIP" mode cause she only has two speeds, hahaha. As opposed to paying for "VIP" but being disappointed because of lackluster, mechanical service.

It's like a nice bottle of wine. The difference between a cheap $10 bottle of wine and something of quality, say in the $25-30 range is quite noticeable. But difference between that $30 bottle and something in the $90+ range, is surprisingly minute. Expensive is not always good. Not saying go cheap but rather go with a price to value ratio (value-based pricing), that gets you the services you want at satisfactory level of value to you. Again, it's not being cheap, it's being smart. That's just my 2 cents.

[QUOTE=ChriSilva;6803168]I saw Sofia again yesterday and had my usual great time. I met Amy. She is petite and very cute with a great smile.[/QUOTE]Christina, is this the Moon Spa in Montrose?

[QUOTE=Englee;6803496]I didn't negotiate. I know normally 300 is VIP. But when I was texting the appointment setter, he / she quoted the prices which included 270 for the hour VIP. I just thought maybe they were having a slow night and were trying to get customers in with a lower price. Either way, I handed 270 to Monica in the room and she didn't fuss or ask for more.[/QUOTE]Okay, I understand you did not negotiate and I take back most of what I said but I am still not surprised because no matter the case, that is not the rate she wants / expects. These girls don't fuss for many reasons and are much more likely to just adjust the way they see fit. I am biased in this particular conversation because I see Monica often. I will say she doesn't get many bad reviews so I am surprised but I am sorry that happened to you. Normally her reviews all mention fairly intense DFK so there had to be a reason but idk.