Massage Parlor Reports

Buckle up, this review is going to be packed with TV references, and if you're going to ask why, my answer is "why not" LOL.

So, being the glutton for punishment that I apparently am, I went back to 2 on Harrison, despite being told twice they could do 90 minutes, only to be "to busy" when I arrive and only able to do 60. And this time I stayed, because Mudflap was at a woman in the woods retreat and it had been a few days since Critter (leader of the One Eyed Snakes MC) had gotten any relief.

The girl was actually pretty hot, mid to late 20's (it's so hard to tell) B-C cup tits, maybe 110 Lbs and a nice ass. The problem was that she knew she was hot, and I'll get to why that was a problem, later on. She was wearing an actually nice floral dress and heels, looking like she just came from shopping at the Pru, and not working at an AMP.

I'm certain she only does massages part time, because if she's working there full time, then who is interrogating suspected terrorists for the CIA? I was hoping for a massage that would leave me with a fit body & non clingy bowels, but Gyro would of been displeased with this woman. She must of learned her technique from Ross Geller, and I'm certain if there had been a toy fire truck & Salad Tongs on the table next to the lotion, she would of used them for sure. If it wasn't for the HE at the end, I wouldn't be able to confirm that she even had hands. It was all knees and forearms, and even though she confirmed I wanted medium pressure, I'm terrified to find out what she considers hard. At one point she actually climbed on top of me, kneeling between my legs, her knee (and what felt like her full body weight) square on the head of my "little Bobby". I wanted to cry.

So after 45 mins of me desperately trying to figure out what Intel she was after, so I could give it to her and stop the interrogation that would of made even Dr. Yap D. D. S say, "you went a little too far", she has me finally turn over. She starts working on "The Burger of the Day" and this one would of been named The "You Gudda be Kidding me Burger (Served with Gudda cheese)". 4 strokes in, and she's already trying to speed things up, as if having her kneel on my Johnson isn't an excuse to not be rock hard in 30 seconds. So she asks me what I tip for her to "take off" motioning to her top, which being a dress would of been mostly naked. I tell her "how about $60? And she laughs like I just told her I could shoot confetti from my ding dong. She immediately counters with "more", like an idiot, I say "$80. Again, she says more, and now I'm laughing. I say to her "if I go more than that, what more are you going to do?" Pretending not to understand, she says. "Ya, more and I take off". I say again, "Ok, but if I give you more, you have to do more then just use your hand. So you tell me how much more and what else we can do".

And you're going to think I'm lying, because who other than Cardi B, would think she should get paid so much to do so little. But I swear it's true, she says "you give me $200 and I take off. " That's right, she wanted $200 for just taking off her dress. So I tried to ask if for $200, she takes off and I put in?. She says "no no no no, you to big, you hurt me, which is prob true since I'm about 11 inches (I know most of you didn't need to know that, but figured just in case there's any ladies lurking in here **wink wink* She again counters with "$300 I take off and use my mouth". And since this felt like I was negotiating with Mark Cuban, I just said no thank you, this is good, and stopped this insane back and forth. But having to get the last word, she says "ok, you give me $60" and said it as if it wasn't up for debate and I was to annoyed to argue, which maybe that was her strategy from the start.

By the time I left, I for sure had "underwear face" and felt like I had been bear maced by nutjobs who'd been in the woods for 40 months. So, il repeat my usually plea, if anyone knows of any decent places in the downtown area (or easily accessible by MBTA), I would be beyond grateful for the help.

On a side note, who the hell told these women that if you want a guy to finish, you should definitely hit him with an unexpected surprise finger in your ass? And ya ya ya, I know all about prostate massaging and blah blah blah, but personally speaking, if you want to see my best Dennis Reynolds impression and see me go from erect to flaccid in an instant, then def check my temperature via the back door without even asking. But (pun intended) it's def not speeding up anything. Someone needs to tell these girls this, for all our sakes.

Next to diner.

Minuet M.

[QUOTE=JakeMonger;5449737]Jay,

Is this the spot by the Legion, or closer to the center next to the jewellery store? The only ads I've seen for Bedford are out in another part of town. I'm in the area every so often so I'd like to know where to stop in. Tried searching the threads but can't find specifics. PM is fine, thanks.[/QUOTE]

Hi, anyone know if AMPs in Quincy still open? I called 59 today, the number is dead.

[QUOTE=StlNumb1;5514500]Buckle up, this review is going to be packed with TV references, and if you're going to ask why, my answer is "why not" LOL.

So, being the glutton for punishment that I apparently am, I went back to 2 on Harrison, despite being told twice they could do 90 minutes, only to be "to busy" when I arrive and only able to do 60. And this time I stayed, because Mudflap was at a woman in the woods retreat and it had been a few days since Critter (leader of the One Eyed Snakes MC) had gotten any relief.

The girl was actually pretty hot, mid to late 20's (it's so hard to tell) B-C cup tits, maybe 110 Lbs and a nice ass. The problem was that she knew she was hot, and I'll get to why that was a problem, later on. She was wearing an actually nice floral dress and heels, looking like she just came from shopping at the Pru, and not working at an AMP.

I'm certain she only does massages part time, because if she's working there full time, then who is interrogating suspected terrorists for the CIA? I was hoping for a massage that would leave me with a fit body & non clingy bowels, but Gyro would of been displeased with this woman. She must of learned her technique from Ross Geller, and I'm certain if there had been a toy fire truck & Salad Tongs on the table next to the lotion, she would of used them for sure. If it wasn't for the HE at the end, I wouldn't be able to confirm that she even had hands. It was all knees and forearms, and even though she confirmed I wanted medium pressure, I'm terrified to find out what she considers hard. At one point she actually climbed on top of me, kneeling between my legs, her knee (and what felt like her full body weight) square on the head of my "little Bobby". I wanted to cry.

So after 45 mins of me desperately trying to figure out what Intel she was after, so I could give it to her and stop the interrogation that would of made even Dr. Yap D. D. S say, "you went a little too far", she has me finally turn over. She starts working on "The Burger of the Day" and this one would of been named The "You Gudda be Kidding me Burger (Served with Gudda cheese)".[/QUOTE]Actually kneeing on legs and back are the standard method of the massage. Either that they stand on you with their feet, and back, and holding the poles up on the ceiling. This shows they took massage classes. Though it's funny about the up selling, from $300 down to $60 just like that. LOL!

[QUOTE=JohnL1983;5514780]Hi, anyone know if AMPs in Quincy still open? I called 59 today, the number is dead.[/QUOTE]75% still open.

Call first.

Some have funny hours.

[QUOTE=AmpAddyct;5515203]Actually kneeing on legs and back are the standard method of the massage. Either that they stand on you with their feet, and back, and holding the poles up on the ceiling. This shows they took massage classes. Though it's funny about the up selling, from $300 down to $60 just like that. LOL![/QUOTE]Do you know any place where they do this walking-on-the-back thing well?

[QUOTE=BunnyMeat;5515618]Do you know any place where they do this walking-on-the-back thing well?[/QUOTE]Yes but it's a legit place. Thai place in Dedham does it and it's awesome.

Location: small store front in a larger building. Very close to an intersection with a light. Not a busy intersection, but regular traffic. I felt somewhat exposed entering.

Parking: There is parking on the street and side streets, but I prefer to park in a larger commercial free parking lot. Note that there are some small commercial parking lots, but all have "Parking for Customer Only" signs.

Interior. Clean, comfortable temperature.

Provider: Summer / Niko. I had seen Summer / Niko three or so times at Eastern, and she was my favorite Asian Spa provider thus far. I found her massage to be markedly less sensual than at Eastern. Maybe I caught her on a bad day. Standard conclusion, half hour fee and. 6 tip.

Weymouth is out of the way for me, and I am not likely to repeat unless I happen to be in the area.

Jake.

[QUOTE=AmpAddyct;5515203]Actually kneeing on legs and back are the standard method of the massage. Either that they stand on you with their feet, and back, and holding the poles up on the ceiling. This shows they took massage classes. Though it's funny about the up selling, from $300 down to $60 just like that. LOL![/QUOTE]I know they use their knees, elbows, forearms and often stand on your back. But every experience I've had, it's been balanced with actual deep tissue massaging, with your hands. But she didn't, and only used her elbows and forearms the entire time. And I have no problem kneeling on my back, but if you're going to kneel between a guy's legs, rule# 1, 2 & 3 is watch out for his dick.

[QUOTE=BosLocal88;5515623]Yes but it's a legit place. Thai place in Dedham does it and it's awesome.[/QUOTE]I have to second the quality at Wellness. Have been to their Dedham and Quincy locations. Strictly legit, but a great massage. Same at Siam in Quincy. They'll walk on your back, have even got some good stretching, but 100% legit:

[QUOTE=Jake888;5515722]Location: small store front in a larger building. Very close to an intersection with a light. Not a busy intersection, but regular traffic. I felt somewhat exposed entering.

Parking: There is parking on the street and side streets, but I prefer to park in a larger commercial free parking lot. Note that there are some small commercial parking lots, but all have "Parking for Customer Only" signs.

Interior. Clean, comfortable temperature.

Provider: Summer / Niko. I had seen Summer / Niko three or so times at Eastern, and she was my favorite Asian Spa provider thus far. I found her massage to be markedly less sensual than at Eastern. Maybe I caught her on a bad day. Standard conclusion, half hour fee and. 6 tip.

Weymouth is out of the way for me, and I am not likely to repeat unless I happen to be in the area.

Jake.[/QUOTE]Store front, large building, close to an intersection with a light could describe the entire city. Please provide more info on where this place is. If people don't know where you're talking about, how does the review help?

[QUOTE=StlNumb1;5515940]Store front, large building, close to an intersection with a light could describe the entire city. Please provide more info on where this place is. If people don't know where you're talking about, how does the review help?[/QUOTE]He is talking about Forever Young in Weymouth. Check your PMs.

Summer will tell you a Half Dozen Times "No Review".

Can anyone please recommend me a place in Framingham? I'm looking for a good massage but a little extra would be great too. I'm completely new to this so if you can pm me so extra information that would be nice too. Thank you so much.

I had this old lady experience last week. Seemed like there was only one lady available but she looked good. Had to be 50 but pretty face and was very nice. Body looked good clothed at least. I took 1 hr for standard price. Started in the room on the massage table, I declined to get a TS. My reason is the one time I got a TS in NYC I got incredibly sick. This was a year before covid. I got so sick for a month and It started not long after the TS so I swore never again.

I was hot from being outside so she made me take the TS. Which is fair I showered before I went but it was 95 outside and started sweating. For anyone else this is probably great, but I couldn't think about anything else from germs. Once TS started it was clear that HE was available and lots of teasing and grabbing the boys. Once I flipped she said suck? But I was trying to get out quick and cheap so I just made a hand motion. Standard HE (still during TS) was good she would slow down / speed up to edge a bit. I couldn't make it more than 5 min HE. I left 40 tip. I think I got shorted time but I was trying to escape as fast as I could. Wanted to have her remove clothing and roam but didn't want to spend more during the TS. It's not for me. She never told me her name. I would repeat when it's cold out and no TS. Stay safe.

I had this old lady experience last week. Seemed like there was only one lady available but she looked good. Had to be 50 but pretty face and was very nice. Body looked good clothed at least. I took 1 hr for standard price. Started in the room on the massage table, I declined to get a TS. My reason is the one time I got a TS in NYC I got incredibly sick. This was a year before covid. I got so sick for a month and It started not long after the TS so I swore never again.

I was hot from being outside so she made me take the TS. I showered before I went but it was 95 outside and started sweating. For anyone else this is probably great, but I couldn't think about anything else from germs. Once ts started it was clear that HE was available and lots of teasing and grabbing the boys. Once I flipped she said suck? But I was trying to get out quick and cheap so I just made a hand motion. Standard HE (still during TS) was good she would slow down / speed up to edge a bit. I couldn't make it more than 5 min HE. I left 40 tip. I think I got shorted time but I was trying to escape as fast as I could. Wanted to have her remove clothing and roam but didn't want to spend more during the TS. She never told me her name. I would repeat when it's cold out and no TS. Stay safe.