Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=ProperGMan;5905912]
FYI. I tip 100 for standard HE.[/QUOTE]I have never ever received a HE that was worth 100. Anywhere. Ever.

I pay 60 for the massage and 40 for the tip. Period.

And if she acts all indignant about it I don't go back to her and will go to a different masseuse next time.

Or I will simply go to a different establishment.

I wish everybody could just unite around this but there's always got to be some guy who thinks they should be paying more and establishing ridiculous expectations by the masseuse.

I'm sadly low on funds for a while due to a family members medical bills, so trying to find an inexpensive experience. Thinking about trying Mary at Good Massage cause I had her before for $ (plus house).

Any other places / girls that fit the bill?

[QUOTE=SeattleMassage;5908263]I have never ever received a HE that was worth 100. Anywhere. Ever.

I pay 60 for the massage and 40 for the tip. Period.

And if she acts all indignant about it I don't go back to her and will go to a different masseuse next time.

Or I will simply go to a different establishment.

I wish everybody could just unite around this but there's always got to be some guy who thinks they should be paying more and establishing ridiculous expectations by the masseuse.[/QUOTE]Hooray! Thank you, SeattleMassage. FINALLY someone makes a valid post just like what I have always said. Unfortunately, there are actually more than one hobbyist who will pay more, especially 1) rookies in this hobby, and 2) all there high tech folks around here. It's obvious such folks (and maybe others) do not understand simple economics, nor apply it to their own situation.

It's the same thing I always say about these ridiculous high rates non-AMP providers want. To me, the maximum I will pay for a 1 hour In Call session, and the gal allows / provides BBBJ, DATY, DATO, and BBFS is no more than $240. In fact, that is actually above my "allowable" amount of $200.

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[QUOTE=Efurufe;5908429]I'm sadly low on funds for a while due to a family members medical bills, so trying to find an inexpensive experience. Thinking about trying Mary at Good Massage cause I had her before for $ (plus house).

Any other places / girls that fit the bill?[/QUOTE]Mary is old an unattractive for me. If she only charges 100 for FS that is low.

Went to Q and Highland and saw Apple and others. They are low quality, but they still wanted 250 to 300 for CFS. Shit, 240 for BBFS is nothing but a lunatic assertion now. We now have Alina & Dana ([URL]eros.com[/URL]) in Bellevue-Seattle, and their donation rate is 500 roses an hour, cfs only.

[QUOTE=WalterWhite99;5908470]Hooray! Thank you, SeattleMassage. FINALLY someone makes a valid post just like what I have always said. Unfortunately, there are actually more than one hobbyist who will pay more, especially 1) rookies in this hobby, and 2) all there high tech folks around here. It's obvious such folks (and maybe others) do not understand simple economics, nor apply it to their own situation.

It's the same thing I always say about these ridiculous high rates non-AMP providers want. To me, the maximum I will pay for a 1 hour In Call session, and the gal allows / provides BBBJ, DATY, DATO, and BBFS is no more than $240. In fact, that is actually above my "allowable" amount of $200.[/QUOTE]

I saw her a couple weeks ago. Not a good experience. In and out of the room frequently. Inattentive while in the room. Not a good massage at all. Only offered HJ not more. I had to wait 15 minutes despite having an appointment. And this wait was part of the hour. Got attitude when I pointed this out. I won't repeat. There are other options.

[QUOTE=Efurufe;5908429]I'm sadly low on funds for a while due to a family members medical bills, so trying to find an inexpensive experience. Thinking about trying Mary at Good Massage cause I had her before for $ (plus house).

Any other places / girls that fit the bill?[/QUOTE]

Mind is blown away at the number of ancient grannies in Seattle AMPs and the ridiculous $$ they are being paid. Unless you resemble the elephant man these old hags should be paying YOU to fuck them.

[QUOTE=WalterWhite99;5908470]Hooray! Thank you, SeattleMassage. FINALLY someone makes a valid post just like what I have always said. Unfortunately, there are actually more than one hobbyist who will pay more, especially 1) rookies in this hobby, and 2) all there high tech folks around here. It's obvious such folks (and maybe others) do not understand simple economics, nor apply it to their own situation.

It's the same thing I always say about these ridiculous high rates non-AMP providers want. To me, the maximum I will pay for a 1 hour In Call session, and the gal allows / provides BBBJ, DATY, DATO, and BBFS is no more than $240. In fact, that is actually above my "allowable" amount of $200.[/QUOTE]

I have recieved a few texts from Nima telling me about 3 new young girls.

I text and ask who is working, they respond come now. I call and ask if they are busy, they say no busy come now. I am already outside, I ring bell and she ushers me in. Has me sit in hallway and says 5 minutes. Goes back into one of the rooms. She was kind of round and not my type. I sit there for 2 minutes. I know what is going to happen. Monger is going to come out of one of the rooms and we will be face to face. No thanks. I leave head over to river. I get Ali she is new, cute, nice body. Horrible massage, she has a nice body and we get down to business. After a while she starts to complain. So I pull the restrictive protection off and unload on her belly. Overall good experience. She is mid thirties tops, nice C- cups nice body. She was complaining I was taking too long, I told her it was the shifty condom. I would repeat at river, not nima.

[QUOTE=SeattleMassage;5908263]I have never ever received a HE that was worth 100. Anywhere. Ever.
...[/QUOTE]This really depends on the level of service. I'd agree that the standard yank and crank isn't worth 100.

There was this girl (Susan, I think) who was a cute milfy blonde who had an incall in Redmond. $160 for a full hour. For that you got a pretty good half hour massage and a half hour of intense edging, body slides with her fantastic tits, and long slow sensuous stroking. Usually by the time I shot I was delirious, and the orgasms seemed to go on forever -- afterwards it seemed like she was covered in my personal goo from the bridge of her nose to her bellybutton, but I was still seeing spots at that point so I can't be sure. She advertised on RR for a while but I don't know where she is now.

Anyone tried out this place?

[URL]https://bellevue.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/bella-ame-1-nuru-specialists-i/329985590277[/URL]

I used to only pay $ for a HE total, 60 min. The lady I had seen for years moved on, so I started going to Maple Village Spa, in UW, for a fully clothed 60 min HE for $.2.

I want to try Panda in everett, someone was saying its $.

I am planning a trip up to Vancouver BC for multiple stop trip. One spot that sounded interesting was Smart Beauty Spa, Richmond BC, $ canadian, for a naked HE, 60 min.

Avoid like the plague. She's got a squareish face.

Service was awful. Didn't even get me fully hard with a CBJ before hopping on. Did ACG for a few minutes before complaining about being tired and going straight for a HJ. Wanted extra for a BBJ. On top of all that, weak massage.

[QUOTE=ShogunHua;5909122]I used to only pay $ for a HE total, 60 min. The lady I had seen for years moved on, so I started going to Maple Village Spa, in UW, for a fully clothed 60 min HE for $.2.

I want to try Panda in everett, someone was saying its $.

I am planning a trip up to Vancouver BC for multiple stop trip. One spot that sounded interesting was Smart Beauty Spa, Richmond BC, $ canadian, for a naked HE, 60 min.[/QUOTE]Good luck getting a HE at Panda! It has been non-erotic there since Cindy sold it a few years back. You will leave with blue-balls and still wanting a HE.

Lots of options in Vancouver BC. You have to download the ArriveCAN app to your phone and input your passport and Vax card before you go. Within the app you have to state which border crossing and arrival time.

[QUOTE=ShogunHua;5909122]I used to only pay $ for a HE total, 60 min. The lady I had seen for years moved on, so I started going to Maple Village Spa, in UW, for a fully clothed 60 min HE for $.2.

I want to try Panda in everett, someone was saying its $.

I am planning a trip up to Vancouver BC for multiple stop trip. One spot that sounded interesting was Smart Beauty Spa, Richmond BC, $ canadian, for a naked HE, 60 min.[/QUOTE]I am, about 99.9% of the time, only paying a total of $100 for a 1 hour massage. That is $60 for the house and $40 for the tip. The woman would really need to be VERY, very special for me to pay any more, and even with that, there would need to be some hint that more services could be had for a reasonable tip amount.

One AMP I visit in Renton, I pay a total of $100, and the woman gives me an excellent sensual massage for the first 20 minutes or so. I then provide DATY and DATO on her, and she finishes me with a very good HJ. After cleanup, she proceeds to give me an excellent relaxing (but a little firm) massage. I get the total hour. Granted, all those extra services did not happen on my first few visits (still got everything else, including the HJ), but little by little, she let me play more and more. I have always left a happy man!

[QUOTE=PeterHouston;5908658]There are other options.[/QUOTE]Yeah, that's what I was looking for. Any recommendations?

[QUOTE=Spectacular;5908677]Mind is blown away at the number of ancient grannies in Seattle AMPs and the ridiculous $$ they are being paid. Unless you resemble the elephant man these old hags should be paying YOU to fuck them.[/QUOTE]I am fortunate enough that I get to travel for work. I was just in Orlando, $200 at the door, cute 20 something, BBBJCIM with MSOG on the table. I can't wait for my next trip out there.

Options is Seattle can't compare.

[QUOTE=Efurufe;5909604]Yeah, that's what I was looking for. Any recommendations?[/QUOTE]One thing you will need to accept is that except for a possible "diamond in the rough", most of the women ate AMPs will be somewhat "older". So, unless you agree to accept that, your search could be fruitless.

[QUOTE=HH216;5909628]I am fortunate enough that I get to travel for work. I was just in Orlando, $200 at the door, cute 20 something, BBBJCIM with MSOG on the table. I can't wait for my next trip out there.

Options is Seattle can't compare.[/QUOTE]Where did you go in Orlando? Heading there this week.

[QUOTE=Efurufe;5908429]I'm sadly low on funds for a while due to a family members medical bills, so trying to find an inexpensive experience. Thinking about trying Mary at Good Massage cause I had her before for $ (plus house).

Any other places / girls that fit the bill?[/QUOTE]If you are in Tacoma, Thialand Oil will go 60 for house and 100 for FS. You will get the full hours and maybe more.

[QUOTE=TomaIn;5910220]If you are in Tacoma, Thialand Oil will go 60 for house and 100 for FS. You will get the full hours and maybe more.[/QUOTE]Are they still older Aunties?

[QUOTE=TomaIn;5910220]If you are in Tacoma, Thialand Oil will go 60 for house and 100 for FS. You will get the full hours and maybe more.[/QUOTE]What services are included with FS? I would need to have BBBJ, DATY, DATO, and BBFS. Are all those included?

[QUOTE=Streaker12;5910193]Where did you go in Orlando? Heading there this week.[/QUOTE]I went to Milk Massage on Colonial, saw Mocha. Was introduced to Gina on my way out, she is next on my list I think. Kings and New Day Spa (NDS) are also highly rated by the locals, from what I have read.

Anybody been to Monica Massage on Highway 99 in Lynnwood lately? There was this girl, dark skinned, kinda almost looked Thai with a thick accent I couldn't really pick up that I am kinda interested in trying but curious as to know what's available? She had a small tattoo on I think was her left leg of a butterfly (I think) kinda up by her knee. Heard many different stories about this place from just a HJ to FS to DFK and BBFS. Any info will be much appreciated!

[QUOTE=HawaiiRaven;5910735]Anybody been to Monica Massage on Highway 99 in Lynnwood lately? There was this girl, dark skinned, kinda almost looked Thai with a thick accent I couldn't really pick up that I am kinda interested in trying but curious as to know what's available? She had a small tattoo on I think was her left leg of a butterfly (I think) kinda up by her knee. Heard many different stories about this place from just a HJ to FS to DFK and BBFS. Any info will be much appreciated![/QUOTE]One good review I see of a provider named Nancy and a few other reviews that say move along. Go for it and let us know.

[QUOTE=WalterWhite99;5909662]One thing you will need to accept is that except for a possible "diamond in the rough", most of the women ate AMPs will be somewhat "older". So, unless you agree to accept that, your search could be fruitless.[/QUOTE]I'm fine with age, but do prefer a harder body.

[QUOTE=TomaIn;5910220]If you are in Tacoma, Thialand Oil will go 60 for house and 100 for FS. You will get the full hours and maybe more.[/QUOTE]Thank you! I'll have to check it out. There also used to be a couple of places in the int'l district that were house+100 that I may check in on.

[QUOTE=HawaiiRaven;5910735]Anybody been to Monica Massage on Highway 99 in Lynnwood lately? There was this girl, dark skinned, kinda almost looked Thai with a thick accent I couldn't really pick up that I am kinda interested in trying but curious as to know what's available? She had a small tattoo on I think was her left leg of a butterfly (I think) kinda up by her knee. Heard many different stories about this place from just a HJ to FS to DFK and BBFS. Any info will be much appreciated![/QUOTE]The most recent RM review (4/24/2022) described an increased hourly fee of $70 and the masseuse asking for $100 just to ditch her clothes and provide a nude HE. Got to run his hands over her, but no FS / BJ and the massage was described as being not the greatest. Hard pass. For that much I'm at least tickling some tonsils.

[QUOTE=KitWalker1967;5910797]The most recent RM review (4/24/2022) described an increased hourly fee of $70 and the masseuse asking for $100 just to ditch her clothes and provide a nude HE. Got to run his hands over her, but no FS / BJ and the massage was described as being not the greatest. Hard pass. For that much I'm at least tickling some tonsils.[/QUOTE]I wrote that review, and specifically apologized for it being late, as the encounter was in February. That was Luna. Not dark-skinned with tattoo. I enjoyed the session, but did come away feeling I paid too much. But as I wrote, she was worth it to me. I have nothing but great memories of that, and consider it one of my best HE visits. At the time, she said they didn't do FS there. Maybe things have changed since then?

Anybody been to river massage in fed lately used to be my go to there was a older lady there that used to give pretty cheap CFS but I never caught her name and wonder if she's still there or if prices are still cheap.

[QUOTE=Efurufe;5910795]I'm fine with age, but do prefer a harder body.[/QUOTE]For most of the AMPs I am currently visiting (in the south end), the women have been "older" (30's to 40's), but their bodies are fine.

[QUOTE=KitWalker1967;5910797]The most recent RM review (4/24/2022) described an increased hourly fee of $70 and the masseuse asking for $100 just to ditch her clothes and provide a nude HE. Got to run his hands over her, but no FS / BJ and the massage was described as being not the greatest. Hard pass. For that much I'm at least tickling some tonsils.[/QUOTE]Its a bunch of aunties with GPS, hard up sell with no goods to back it up. Nancy is kinda cute if they don't play the bait and switch game on you. Most of the other girls in there are on the older side. I've been there twice both times the massage sucked and the upsell was BS. If you got money to burn go for it but frankly none of the girls there are all that hot.

Damn I really wish Alyssa would come back to the area she was smoking, and Alice from Yilli was a tall tight body 20 something. Gave one hell of a massage and nice slow sensual HE. They were worth the $100 cause they had the looks and massage skills to back it up.

[QUOTE=KitWalker1967;5910797]The most recent RM review (4/24/2022) described an increased hourly fee of $70 and the masseuse asking for $100 just to ditch her clothes and provide a nude HE. Got to run his hands over her, but no FS / BJ and the massage was described as being not the greatest. Hard pass. For that much I'm at least tickling some tonsils.[/QUOTE]Fair and honest review. Hourly rate has increased from $65 to $70. Been there a few times, never gotten anything more than a HJ finish. For the same money you can get more a couple miles north.

[QUOTE=WalterWhite99;5909560]I am, about 99.9% of the time, only paying a total of $100 for a 1 hour massage. That is $60 for the house and $40 for the tip. The woman would really need to be VERY, very special for me to pay any more, and even with that, there would need to be some hint that more services could be had for a reasonable tip amount.

One AMP I visit in Renton, I pay a total of $100, and the woman gives me an excellent sensual massage for the first 20 minutes or so. I then provide DATY and DATO on her, and she finishes me with a very good HJ. After cleanup, she proceeds to give me an excellent relaxing (but a little firm) massage. I get the total hour. Granted, all those extra services did not happen on my first few visits (still got everything else, including the HJ), but little by little, she let me play more and more. I have always left a happy man![/QUOTE]What is this AMP in Renton?

[QUOTE=DjjMan;5911742]What is this AMP in Renton?[/QUOTE]Djj. I'm going out on a limb and bet the reply is Renton. Some intel is only earned, not given.

Would anyone with a rubmaps account mind sharing the last couple reviews of vina sauna in tukwilla? Sounds like they have some new, younger FS talent, wondering if it's a good experience and what the upcharge is. Thanks!

[QUOTE=Efurufe;5912414]Would anyone with a rubmaps account mind sharing the last couple reviews of vina sauna in tukwilla? Sounds like they have some new, younger FS talent, wondering if it's a good experience and what the upcharge is. Thanks![/QUOTE]I've seen 2 reviews. Both said they were rushed. Shorted on time. 200 + house fee. Both reviews would not repeat.

[QUOTE=Efurufe;5912414]Would anyone with a rubmaps account mind sharing the last couple reviews of vina sauna in tukwilla? Sounds like they have some new, younger FS talent, wondering if it's a good experience and what the upcharge is. Thanks![/QUOTE]Neither of the May 2022 reviews were all that great, both submitted by RM newbies. One claimed the place was now owned / worked by same folks from Four Seasons (Highlands), with a European and Asian woman onsite. Rushed service and tipping was an issue. That review quoted $60 house fee and $80 for FS, which was called out as being bullshit in the comments section due to both the FS rate and the European woman (Kate) reportedly being 25-30 years old. Other review quoted $60 house fee plus $200 for FS, with aggressive upsell. Asian woman in lab coat; no name or age reported. That reviewer said the girl ditched him once they were done; left him to find his way out. Also said the building is being remodeled and cited privacy issues due to workers walking around inside. Activities in both reviews were covered and nothing stood out as being a potential reason to visit this place.

[QUOTE=KitWalker1967;5912505]Neither of the May 2022 reviews were all that great, both submitted by RM newbies... Activities in both reviews were covered and nothing stood out as being a potential reason to visit this place.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ElVatoLoco8869;5912481]I've seen 2 reviews. Both said they were rushed. Shorted on time. 200 + house fee. Both reviews would not repeat.[/QUOTE]Thanks guys! Saved me some headache for sure.

Apologies if this is the wrong forum. Just point me elsewhere if so. Also apologies if this is a lame or worn out topic.

Are there Bikini Baristas offering more than just peep shows in the area?

I'm also learning that there's such a thing as Viet Coffee shops (on the west coast, so not sure it applies to Seattle area) where the girls serve you in sexy apparel, apparently go nude. Not sure if services extend beyond. Heard about it at [URL]reddit.com[/URL]/ are / HappyEndingMassage (which is an interesting place, BTW).

This is an attempt to get more info. I don't really care to just look at these hotties. Wondering if anyone knows of "extras" available, and where.

Any recent experience with Xanadu? They made a splash several months ago, but kinda died off. Worth a visit?