Massage Parlor Reports

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I decided to visit and went Monday. I was ushered in and agreed to a massage. I think her name was Mimi, took the house fee. An indicator.

Of things to come was the absence of a towel on the bed. I thought, I'll be brought a towel. Maybe they're in the dryer. No towel was.

Offered. No shower was offered either.

The girl comes back in and I'm face down in the buff. She starts with my back and works down. Not too bad of a massage. After a while.

She starts to work the equipment. Next comes the flip. She opens her top and continues to work. I asked and she said 'next time'.

So out the door I go, just a HJ.

I don't think I'll be back.

Cabbie!

Be safe out there.

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Since the bust, GB has been very slow. Shanghai doesn't answer their phone the last 3 times I've called. Got massaged at Hollywood. Lots of teasing but no HE. Might have to venture out of town. Anyone have any faves nearby they can PM me? Thanks! Happy and safe adventures.

[QUOTE=AfternoonDelit;2646380]Since the bust, GB has been very slow. Shanghai doesn't answer their phone the last 3 times I've called. Got massaged at Hollywood. Lots of teasing but no HE. Might have to venture out of town. Anyone have any faves nearby they can PM me? Thanks! Happy and safe adventures.[/QUOTE]Went through the GB yesterday morning. Shanghai's "OPEN" neon light was on, guess it is still alive. Well, you need to drive about 30 minutes from GB to find a better service!

[QUOTE=Mbwrink;2631536]Have tried the two ne ones in the area. Meh take them when you want something close and nothing else. Went to 905 and got short, toothy CBJ for way too much won't repeat.[/QUOTE]Been to them both. The one by Home depot is good for standard mp experience. Was looking for a bit more, so I tried the one by the karate school. Privider was decent looking 30 ish girl. Was an older unit there also, must be mamasan. Table shower was thorough and the massage was stellar. However, there was no tease or build up to the flip. Just the money hustle. Driving hard bargain until I started to just leave, then agreed to option #69 on the menu. About how long it lasted until she went rush rush jackhammer. Total bait and switch, but nothing I could do about it. No slowing down or taking direction. Just flat rate get it over and move to next person. Overpayed and will not repeat. Another provider there may be different, but too many established hot spots like 905 to waste time on maybes.

Been here a few times.

Clean and smells great (as it should since it's a real spa).

Ira (older, thick, big backside) gives a great massage that will leave you satisfied. Don't go too often because the entry fee is kinda of steep. It's a real massage that isn't cut short, but some of my best massages ever have been at legit Asian spots in moco and and for half the price for the FULL hour.

Very nice table shower, made key parts of me very clean. Quick, desultory massage. On the flip she sat over me on the table and asked if I'd like her to take her dress off. Off it went and without further talk she went straight to a BBBJ. Probably there less than a half hour. Paid for the full hour.

Any one been here lately. I see they have latin listed now.

I visited there a couple of weeks ago right after my flight into BWI. It was bad weather and no one was there. Same girl took me in but did get a shower and very good massage. I asked if I could wash her and she said next time. Played with the equipment, flipped top came off and no bottoms, she licked my tool but no oral and got to play with pussy. Standard HJ which got her since I spunk a big load. Clean up and hug.

[QUOTE=CabDriver52;2645807]I have to post.

I decided to visit and went Monday. I was ushered in and agreed to a massage. I think her name was Mimi, took the house fee. An indicator.

Of things to come was the absence of a towel on the bed. I thought, I'll be brought a towel. Maybe they're in the dryer. No towel was.

Offered. No shower was offered either.

The girl comes back in and I'm face down in the buff. She starts with my back and works down. Not too bad of a massage. After a while.

She starts to work the equipment. Next comes the flip. She opens her top and continues to work. I asked and she said 'next time'.

So out the door I go, just a HJ.

I don't think I'll be back.

Cabbie!

Be safe out there.

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[QUOTE=JankMaster;2653001]Any one been here lately. I see they have latin listed now.[/QUOTE]Couldn't find it give a link!

[QUOTE=Mbwrink;2653630]Couldn't find it give a link![/QUOTE][URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/asian-and-latina-spa-4438199181/11598596[/URL]

[QUOTE=Mbwrink;2653630]Couldn't find it give a link![/QUOTE][URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/asian-and-latina-spa-4438199181/11598596[/URL]

[QUOTE=JankMaster;2653725][URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/asian-and-latina-spa-4438199181/11598596[/URL][/QUOTE]JM-Was there a few weeks. Saw only one Asian woman in the house. It was in a residential area but this house is next to the business building, felt awkward to park and walk in the back as the neighbors might watch. The massage experience.

Was ok and strange. Put the plastic Saran wrap on the tool. Now, the AMP has the spanish girl in the house. What a weird business model. Will not return.

Question for a senior member: If one was to get a HE from a Mall Spa, what would the appropriate tip be? Now I would think she would still be dressed, however; would let you touch and roam. Please PM.

[QUOTE=Unitodd;2654887]Question for a senior member: If one was to get a HE from a Mall Spa, what would the appropriate tip be? Now I would think she would still be dressed, however; would let you touch and roam. Please PM.[/QUOTE]Nowadays $40.

Anyone been to Relaxx on Seminary lately? Not advertising and no answer on phone.

[QUOTE=JaeBmore;2655417]Anyone been to Relaxx on Seminary lately? Not advertising and no answer on phone.[/QUOTE]Drove by today Big Rent Sign out front.

Want's to know if anyone has been to the AMP near 2063 if not I'll TOFTT and respond back.

My buddy mentioned a specific Japanese massage that includes gels and she slides. Sounded interesting and I was wondering if any body would know of a provider. The mid west country that I'm coming from there isn't much out here. PM me. Make this country boys big city visit memorable.

Been to "O* , greyline, and golden pretty much the same at those places. Looking for something new has anyone been to Hana?

Been to "O", golden, and greyline and pretty much the same at those places. Has anyone tried Hana her?

[QUOTE=FuqBoi;2656079]Been to "O", golden, and greyline and pretty much the same at those places. Has anyone tried Hana her?[/QUOTE]Who is Hana? What was your experience with her?

[QUOTE=Unitodd;2654887]Question for a senior member: If one was to get a HE from a Mall Spa, what would the appropriate tip be? Now I would think she would still be dressed, however; would let you touch and roam. Please PM.[/QUOTE]Inbox me a mall that offers please.

[QUOTE=JudasPreist;2656032]Want's to know if anyone has been to the AMP near 2063 if not I'll TOFTT and respond back.[/QUOTE]There are some reviews from over the summer. Seems to be a legit practice.

[QUOTE=FuqBoi;2656076]Been to "O* , greyline, and golden pretty much the same at those places. Looking for something new has anyone been to Hana?[/QUOTE]You turn in a detailed reporting about your last trip to Greyline and in turn I will share all my info about Hana with you.

So greyline wanted 1. 0 massage was OK lasted about 30 min before flip. After the flip standard HJ tipped. 4 was told more next time. The provider I would say early 30 white girl.

Stopped by the spa recently and met with the middle-aged asian woman. During the session, she was into the self-service while I watched for a minute or so till she hit the peak.

Every time I see, she did that. Is she supposed to serve the customer instead doing it for herself?

Table shower decent massage and a HJ is all that's available. Been there 2 times would not repeat.

[QUOTE=JudasPreist;2656032]Want's to know if anyone has been to the AMP near 2063 if not I'll TOFTT and respond back.[/QUOTE]

Decent massage. Nice looking masseuse Tina. No extras. Do not recommend. Waste of time and money. Thought there was another post that HE was possibility.

[QUOTE=JBuckman;2658093]Stopped by the spa recently and met with the middle-aged asian woman. During the session, she was into the self-service while I watched for a minute or so till she hit the peak.

Every time I see, she did that. Is she supposed to serve the customer instead doing it for herself?[/QUOTE]That must be interesting. Does she do you after herself?

Bob. Had good luck there twice during summer with LuLu, but not before on several visits when I was twice told "we don't do that. " Then it just happened with the newer provider. YMMV rules.

[QUOTE=BobSully;2658341]Decent massage. Nice looking masseuse Tina. No extras. Do not recommend. Waste of time and money. Thought there was another post that HE was possibility.[/QUOTE]

Found myself south of the city and decided to try one of the Elkridge spots. Never tried them before. I first stopped by Golden HC around 8:00 PM. There were a TON of people hanging out in the strip mall. Many were gathered right next door to Golden. Not to be deterred, I call from the parking lot. I always ask if there is anyone "young and beautiful" available. When I asked, mamasan paused for longer than a few seconds. She replies, "Uhhhhhh. Not very young. But, you come and see. " Needless to say, I passed. There were too many people outside AND mamasan herself said that only grannies were working. So, I call Lotus from the parking lot.

I ask, again, are there any "young and beautiful" women available. Lotus mamasan says, "Uhhh. They are all young and beautiful to me. You come and see. " I laugh and think, what the hell. So, I head over to Lotus.

This was also my first time at Lotus. The parking lot was empty, which was good. I get inside and let mamasan know that I was the one who called a few minutes earlier. Then she starts to say that the younger girls (if there are any) are with other clients. She tells me to meet the provider she's got lined up and actually says that it is OK if I don't want to be with her. Since mamasan was cool about it, I say OK. In walks a granny who looks like she's got scoliosis. She's all bent to one side. I think, "Oh hell no. " On the way out I say thank you to mamasan.

Now, I'm feeling like I'm on a mission. Probably should've just went home, but I didn't. I head over to Hana in Ellicott City. I've been there once before a year ago. Back then I saw Blue, who tried to upsell and only gave me a topless HJ. I call ahead and I'm told that there are always young and beautiful girls. When I arrive, I'm introduced to Junior. She is very hot. OK, I'm getting my hopes up. Junior has huge fake boobs and is thick, but not flabby. Looks to be in her 30's. I pay for the hour, off to the stand-up shower and dry sauna, back to the room.

Firm massage. On the flip, there was major upsell for FS. At this point, I'm thinking with the wrong head and we agree on a donation (1. 4). No kissing. DATY, mish, cowgirl, doggie. If she had a better bedside manner, I wouldn't have minded the donation fee. After I finished, she complained that I took too long. Although I left satisfied, I will not return. Too much of an upsell and bad attitude. Should've waited and gone back to Towson or made a date with a BP girl. Lesson learned.

CJS. Sorry about that stinky attitude at Hana. You should have stayed on 2 miles south of Lotus for Silk spa!

[QUOTE=CapnJohnSmith;2658785]Found myself south of the city and decided to try one of the Elkridge spots. Never tried them before. I first stopped by Golden HC around 8:00 PM. There were a TON of people hanging out in the strip mall. Many were gathered right next door to Golden. Not to be deterred, I call from the parking lot. I always ask if there is anyone "young and beautiful" available. When I asked, mamasan paused for longer than a few seconds. She replies, "Uhhhhhh. Not very young. But, you come and see. " Needless to say, I passed. There were too many people outside AND mamasan herself said that only grannies were working. So, I call Lotus from the parking lot.

I ask, again, are there any "young and beautiful" women available. Lotus mamasan says, "Uhhh. They are all young and beautiful to me. You come and see. " I laugh and think, what the hell. So, I head over to Lotus.

This was also my first time at Lotus. The parking lot was empty, which was good. I get inside and let mamasan know that I was the one who called a few minutes earlier. Then she starts to say that the younger girls (if there are any) are with other clients. She tells me to meet the provider she's got lined up and actually says that it is OK if I don't want to be with her. Since mamasan was cool about it, I say OK. In walks a granny who looks like she's got scoliosis. She's all bent to one side. I think, "Oh hell no. " On the way out I say thank you to mamasan.

Now, I'm feeling like I'm on a mission. Probably should've just went home, but I didn't. I head over to Hana in Ellicott City. I've been there once before a year ago. Back then I saw Blue, who tried to upsell and only gave me a topless HJ. I call ahead and I'm told that there are always young and beautiful girls. When I arrive, I'm introduced to Junior. She is very hot. OK, I'm getting my hopes up. Junior has huge fake boobs and is thick, but not flabby. Looks to be in her 30's. I pay for the hour, off to the stand-up shower and dry sauna, back to the room.

Firm massage. On the flip, there was major upsell for FS. At this point, I'm thinking with the wrong head and we agree on a donation (1. 4). No kissing. DATY, mish, cowgirl, doggie. If she had a better bedside manner, I wouldn't have minded the donation fee. After I finished, she complained that I took too long. Although I left satisfied, I will not return. Too much of an upsell and bad attitude. Should've waited and gone back to Towson or made a date with a BP girl. Lesson learned.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Satya;2656500]Who is Hana? What was your experience with her?[/QUOTE]I think he is referring to Hana formerly one spa in EC.

[QUOTE=JaeBmore;2655417]Anyone been to Relaxx on Seminary lately? Not advertising and no answer on phone.[/QUOTE]She is very much in business, straightly UTR, no advertising, word of mouth and referral only. Hard to get hold of because she is always booked, is very picky of who she sees and will not answer phone while in session, no VM either. Parking lot always empty because the one knows know to parks across the street. A1 environment and ambiance, young (28), tall, pretty and well stacked, professional table shower table with 360 degree spray, all glass circular stand up shower if you want, a Four Season of a spa, top notch massage. Straight massage the first few times until she gets to know you and you become a VIP.

[URL]http://maryland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/lucky-spa-best-massage-347-241-5812-moravia-rd/10680395[/URL]

Nope! She comes in and winds up a timer, knew this wasn't going anywhere. Nice massage for the full hour but that's it!

[QUOTE=CapnJohnSmith;2658785]Found myself south of the city and decided to try one of the Elkridge spots. Never tried them before. I first stopped by Golden HC around 8:00 PM. There were a TON of people hanging out in the strip mall. Many were gathered right next door to Golden. Not to be deterred, I call from the parking lot. I always ask if there is anyone "young and beautiful" available. When I asked, mamasan paused for longer than a few seconds. She replies, "Uhhhhhh. Not very young. But, you come and see. " Needless to say, I passed. There were too many people outside AND mamasan herself said that only grannies were working. So, I call Lotus from the parking lot.

I ask, again, are there any "young and beautiful" women available. Lotus mamasan says, "Uhhh. They are all young and beautiful to me. You come and see. " I laugh and think, what the hell. So, I head over to Lotus.

This was also my first time at Lotus. The parking lot was empty, which was good. I get inside and let mamasan know that I was the one who called a few minutes earlier. Then she starts to say that the younger girls (if there are any) are with other clients. She tells me to meet the provider she's got lined up and actually says that it is OK if I don't want to be with her. Since mamasan was cool about it, I say OK. In walks a granny who looks like she's got scoliosis. She's all bent to one side. I think, "Oh hell no. " On the way out I say thank you to mamasan.

Now, I'm feeling like I'm on a mission. Probably should've just went home, but I didn't. I head over to Hana in Ellicott City. I've been there once before a year ago. Back then I saw Blue, who tried to upsell and only gave me a topless HJ. I call ahead and I'm told that there are always young and beautiful girls. When I arrive, I'm introduced to Junior. She is very hot. OK, I'm getting my hopes up. Junior has huge fake boobs and is thick, but not flabby. Looks to be in her 30's. I pay for the hour, off to the stand-up shower and dry sauna, back to the room.

Firm massage. On the flip, there was major upsell for FS. At this point, I'm thinking with the wrong head and we agree on a donation (1. 4). No kissing. DATY, mish, cowgirl, doggie. If she had a better bedside manner, I wouldn't have minded the donation fee. After I finished, she complained that I took too long. Although I left satisfied, I will not return. Too much of an upsell and bad attitude. Should've waited and gone back to Towson or made a date with a BP girl. Lesson learned.[/QUOTE]Ask for Victoria. One of the rare ones that shaves her snatch and she's a smoking hot MILF.

Was trying to see Apple but she was not available I think I saw a post saying she was going to be back in late November. Saw new girl Mimi. Went for the hour plus shower. Shower was great special attention where needed. Mimi treated me well it was a fun session. It seems like Mimi exercises very toned and made the experience interesting.

[QUOTE=FuqBoi;2657207]So greyline wanted 1. 0 massage was OK lasted about 30 min before flip. After the flip standard HJ tipped. 4 was told more next time. The provider I would say early 30 white girl.[/QUOTE]Hana is a typical AMP with rotating Asian women of older age, most of them look early 40's. Many are quite accomodating the hour fee is. 60 and the full service donation is $. They have a shower and the rooms are fairly nice but no doors, just curtains. Backside of a business park which sometimes may have a Howard county cop car sitting adjacent. If you are in the area its not a bad spot, especially for that side of town. I wouldn't make a special trip for it though.

Greyline, how did the provider look? $. 4 isn't terrible for a hot Caucasian girl under 35. I would be curious what the upsell is on more.

[quote=satya;2656500]who is hana? What was your experience with her?[/quote]hana health spa / 410-XXX-0003 ————▉ ▉ ▉.

Not sure if you are member / lurker but this goes out to the guy from Florida who was at Oriental (Elk Ridge) last night about 6:30. Saw your tag on the way in. Plus over heard you comment that is where you are from.

Sounded like you had a real good time (hate the curtains there). Over heard the woman chiding you about a low tip. You replied that is all you brought.

Come on man - $20.00 tip for a nice HE?

Makes sense now why so many ladies ask for tip up front.