[QUOTE=PrimeTime76;1479583]I want to see a freak of nature![/QUOTE]Well, here are a couple of ladies to help you on your way!
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[QUOTE=PrimeTime76;1479583]I want to see a freak of nature![/QUOTE]Well, here are a couple of ladies to help you on your way!
[QUOTE=ShortFoot;1480866]Well, here are a couple of ladies to help you on your way![/QUOTE]OMG LOL LOL LOL
Kid Cisco
I keep asking my Mom to take her pictures down.
[QUOTE=ShortFoot;1480866]Well, here are a couple of ladies to help you on your way![/QUOTE]
they are really talking about the recent undercover investigation where across the nation that found a lot of **** asian girls working in the massage industry.
[quote=vette78man;1481228]they are really talking about the recent undercover investigation where across the nation that found a lot of **** asian girls working in the massage industry.[/quote]ha, i can only recall 2-3 that were in their 20s in over 15 years in the hobby. most were north of their mid 30s on up. had one that told me she was 58 but she could have passed for mid 40s
For anyone that may have missed my report in the ripoff section, here it is:
Beware.
I visited this provider in Kennesaw yesterday, paid $125 for 1 hr that lasted 35 mins.
The worst part is that I had $100 bill in my wallet and I know it was there, I saw it when I went to the ATM. She insisted that I undress in the bathroom and hang my clothes on a hanger there. She has me sign a form that I'm not LE and tells me to leave her donation on the sink. She goes to get it and little do I know she rips off my $100. I didn't find out til later when I went to make a purchase somewhere else, but there is no question what happened. It's been so long since I've had a problem that I let my guard down. I have confronted her via text this morning and of course she has no clue! We have exchanged e-mails and she says I've "gone too far" LOL, GOOD!
[url]http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs/soothing-solutions-appx-3-4-exits-north-of-town-center-mall-area-45/11500959[/url]
Many have advised me to put it behind me, and now I will. I just wanted to warn as many people as possible and hopefully this troll will look for another town to play her scam.
FO
[QUOTE=Firm Offer; 1481336]For anyone that may have missed my report in the ripoff section, here it is:
Beware.
I visited this provider in Kennesaw yesterday, paid $125 for 1 hr that lasted 35 mins.
The worst part is that I had $100 bill in my wallet and I know it was there, I saw it when I went to the ATM. She insisted that I undress in the bathroom and hang my clothes on a hanger there. She has me sign a form that I'm not LE and tells me to leave her donation on the sink. She goes to get it and little do I know she rips off my $100. I didn't find out til later when I went to make a purchase somewhere else, but there is no question what happened. It's been so long since I've had a problem that I let my guard down. I have confronted her via text this morning and of course she has no clue! We have exchanged e-mails and she says I've "gone too far" LOL, GOOD!
[url]http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs/soothing-solutions-appx-3-4-exits-north-of-town-center-mall-area-45/11500959[/url]
Many have advised me to put it behind me, and now I will. I just wanted to warn as many people as possible and hopefully this troll will look for another town to play her scam.
FO[/QUOTE]Please post in the ripoff section of the oThER board!
[quote=vette78man;1481228]they are really talking about the recent undercover investigation where across the nation that found a lot of **** asian girls working in the massage industry.[/quote]based upon the reports in this forum one would think the problem is too many old ladies working. nobody going to confuse atl spa gals with teenagers.
[QUOTE=ShortFoot;1481342]Please post in the ripoff section of the oThER board![/QUOTE]
Looked around on the oThER board and found no ripoff section. If someone knows where it is, send a link.
Love to eat that sweet pussy.
Joe Black.
[QUOTE=ShortFoot;1480866]Well, here are a couple of ladies to help you on your way![/QUOTE]
[quote=steak 404;1481356]based upon the reports in this forum one would think the problem is too many old ladies working. nobody going to confuse atl spa gals with teenagers.[/quote]so true but the main point of attack on this hobby is always using the **** girls angle which is pure bs 99% of the time all the asian working girls in atlanta are over 50. lol
[QUOTE=Steak 404;1481356]Based upon the reports in this forum one would think the problem is too many old ladies working. Nobody going to confuse ATL spa gals with teenagers.[/QUOTE]Amen. I suspect if LE is finding young Asian women in AMPs, it's in places like New York, Chicago and LA.
I have been away from the AMP scene for about 6 month due to surgery. I plan to have some fun this weekend. Any info on K / GT Sky / Jessica my favorites or others would help Happy trails.
[QUOTE=Firm Offer;1481370]Looked around on the oThER board and found no ripoff section. If someone knows where it is, send a link.[/QUOTE][url]Http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/ripOffs.asp[/url]
I haven't been feeling well lately so I decided to stop in at Sun Spa up in Cumming, GA. I know AMPs offer other services but I really just needed a nice relaxing full body massage. There were a couple of younger girls, but an older one walked in for me. I've been to a few AMPs, but this one was by far the most cleanest and most relaxing place ever! I've never been scrubbed so clean from head to toe like this before. And the massage was amazing! She really knew what she was doing. So I asked how long she's been doing this and it's been awhile. She's actually licensed. So I guess this spots been here for a little while but it's actually under new management now. I think she said it's been opened for about 2 weeks now? But anyways. I feel great now so two thumbs up! I would def recommend!
[QUOTE=Vette78Man;1480456]Yeah you are going way back, I forgot it was an old Winn Dixie. There is a fitness place in there now. Curtains for doors, but there is some privacy.[/QUOTE]Drove by that parlor on Sugarloaf and stopped in to get a business card. Its official name is Oriental Massage Therapy. Also, noticed a new parlor near the corner of Sugarloaf and Old Norcross Road. The sign just says Massage.
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Is that the one that advertises it is by Five Guys? I am kinda surprised these places are opening up with all the recent scrutiny in the industry.
[QUOTE=Niteluvr; 1481973]Drove by that parlor on Sugarloaf and stopped in to get a business card. Its official name is Oriental Massage Therapy. Also, noticed a new parlor near the corner of Sugarloaf and Old Norcross Road. The sign just says Massage.
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[QUOTE=Vette78Man;1482041]Is that the one that advertises it is by Five Guys? I am kinda surprised these places are opening up with all the recent scrutiny in the industry.[/QUOTE]The one by Old Norcross is in the same strip mall as the Five Guys. Did not know they advertised.
[QUOTE=Ken79;1481783]I haven't been feeling well lately so I decided to stop in at Sun Spa up in Cumming, GA. I know AMPs offer other services but I really just needed a nice relaxing full body massage. There were a couple of younger girls, but an older one walked in for me. I've been to a few AMPs, but this one was by far the most cleanest and most relaxing place ever! I've never been scrubbed so clean from head to toe like this before. And the massage was amazing! She really knew what she was doing. So I asked how long she's been doing this and it's been awhile. She's actually licensed. So I guess this spots been here for a little while but it's actually under new management now. I think she said it's been opened for about 2 weeks now? But anyways. I feel great now so two thumbs up! I would def recommend![/QUOTE]Sun Spa now has younger girls? For the past 3 years they've just had an old psycho hag, then recently they got a new older woman but all she would do is a HJ. Can you provide some details on the younger women? Looks, age, etc?
[QUOTE=Turtlehawk24;1481613]I have been away from the AMP scene for about 6 month due to surgery. I plan to have some fun this weekend. Any info on K / GT Sky / Jessica my favorites or others would help Happy trails.[/QUOTE]Suggest you give each AMP a call. If either Summer or Chanel are still working at Golden Touch, they're good options. BTW, the old scraggly mamasan with the glasses and buck teeth that was running the show at Royal is now the mamasan at Spring Spa. That at least suggests there might be a new girl or two at Royal. Worth checking out if you're planning to stop by K Treatment and Golden Touch.
Hi everyone,
I was wondering if anyone had any info on these two girls?
[url]http://www.alexisofatlanta.com/[/url]
[url]http://www.nikkigapeach.com/[/url]
I've searched around these forums and no information seems to come up. The first girl has outdated reviews on the other review site but she did respond to my mail so I know she's still around. Any word on these gals?
[QUOTE=Luke5961; 1483655]Hi everyone,
I was wondering if anyone had any info on these two girls?
[url]http://www.alexisofatlanta.com/[/url]
[url]http://www.nikkigapeach.com/[/url]
I've searched around these forums and no information seems to come up. The first girl has outdated reviews on the other review site but she did respond to my mail so I know she's still around. Any word on these gals?[/QUOTE]No, but be sure to let us know when you go.
I made a appointment to see Miki. She is half japanese and half Korean. She speaks English pretty well. I saw the past reviews and said what the heck. Started with a shower and then she started rimming. I am not that big of a fan but she did it so quick could not say if it was good ir bad. She started with BBBJ but would have liked it to been longer. We then moved to rcg, mish, and then doggie. I kind of felt she wanted me to finish sooner but I cannot cum that quickly. Overall not too bad but do miss mikes girls. Total damage $$.6
[QUOTE=Zero Dude;1484217]I made a appointment to see Miki. She is half japanese and half Korean. She speaks English pretty well. I saw the past reviews and said what the heck. Started with a shower and then she started rimming. I am not that big of a fan but she did it so quick could not say if it was good ir bad. She started with BBBJ but would have liked it to been longer. We then moved to rcg, mish, and then doggie. I kind of felt she wanted me to finish sooner but I cannot cum that quickly. Overall not too bad but do miss mikes girls. Total damage $$.6[/QUOTE]Can't find anyone named Miki on their Website. Can you post a link?
[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1484368]Can't find anyone named Miki on their Website. Can you post a link?[/QUOTE]She just finished her tour in Atlanta. I too saw her last week or at least was told I saw her. She too felt rushed and not at all close to her pictures. I expect older but she was not any where close and the overall GFE experience was not there. She seems more like an AMP girl at gold spa. Completely rushed. The scheduler was surprised too since she has had such high reviews / remarks from all of her clients on another site.
I am disappointed since I was told they were the same as journey and I have had success there. Older / attractiveness is not always an issue but it could be made up in attitude and how into the session the provider is. And she had neither. My last visit with journey, the provider was older but super into so it was one of my memorable experiences in the hobby. I am going to give exotic one more tug and see how it goes since what I got and what others experienced are completely opposite.
Went by Kings Foot Massage on Buford Hwy today. Had two older Chinese women available. Was given Lulu. No TS available. Received great massage from head to toe but no HE. Was told next time? She waited up front for tip. Total damage under $50. Maybe worth it for the great massage.
Stopped by Golden Touch this morning and drew Star. A cute Korean by way of Cali. Very petite spinner with a tight body. Great TS and massage. Total damage out the door of $160.
Noticed that Queen Massage on Holcomb Bridge Road is open again. Stopped by and there was a petite, black spinner working. Thought about a session but then realized I probably wouldn't get a HE, so I left.
I work in Alpharetta so I'm crossing my fingers that this is in Roswell and not too far down into Norcross. And before I get too excited, what can be expected? Do they advertise? Thanks!
[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1484763]Noticed that Queen Massage on Holcomb Bridge Road is open again. Stopped by and there was a petite, black spinner working. Thought about a session but then realized I probably wouldn't get a HE, so I left.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Totalcsllc;1484656]Stopped by Golden Touch this morning and drew Star. A cute Korean by way of Cali. Very petite spinner with a tight body. Great TS and massage. Total damage out the door of $160.[/QUOTE]How old did she look?
Are there any places left to get a massage, by a girl under 25?
Also has anyone tried any of the places in Gainesville?
[QUOTE=OnyxRain;1484857]I work in Alpharetta so I'm crossing my fingers that this is in Roswell and not too far down into Norcross. And before I get too excited, what can be expected? Do they advertise? Thanks![/QUOTE]It's indeed in Norcross, quite near Peachtree Pkwy.
[QUOTE=Krispey001; 1485549]Are there any places left to get a massage, by a girl under 25?
Also has anyone tried any of the places in Gainesville?[/QUOTE]Places you might find a girl under 25 are Golden Touch (Norcross) , or the AMPs in Buckhead: Gold Spa, St. Jame, Aroma Therapy, Spring Spa and New York NY Spa. No guarantee though.
All the Gainesville AMPs have older women, usually 40+. The exception might be Kelly's Spa on McEver Road. They get the occasional younger woman, perhaps 30-ish.
OK. So, I go to one of my favorite AMPs in my area. Greeted warmly by mamasan and staff. Give my. 8 to the house. Asked for no one in particular but got the same provider as my last visit there. She remembers me but I can't remember her name and am too embarrassed to ask again. I disrobe and go in for t. S. Which is done very attentively. We get back and I get a 15 minute massage (if you want to call it that) and then she asks what I'd like. I ask for the works. Addl 1. 4 tip.
So she does a half BBBJ into CBJ. Then flip her over for DATY. She gets hers. So I start off mish, then dog, back to mish. She gets hers again. Then I get mine. She wants to keep going. Asking me to suck her nipples and she's really getting off. So, here's where it gets interesting. She asks if I can go again. I say yeah. She takes off my cover and says she wants to feel me like that. I'm a little apprehensive but, at this point, the only part of me thinking is the part that is getting fuller by the second. So I enter. Then, she says I can bust inside. OK. Call me crazy or naive. But this has never happened to me before at an AMP of all places. I was a little taken back but I was also caught in the moment. She's not a 10, but she's very fun and charming and generous and we had a rapport so it was cool. Either way, I didn't bust. Don't know why. I was excited enough but I think I was caught offguard and couldn't quite get myself to.
Has anyone experienced that? For the masseuse to take the wrapper off and offer what she did? Like I said, maybe I just haven't been to enough places but this has never happened to me before.
I am somewhat new here so I don't want to put the place out there unless a senior member thinks its cool.
Previous lurker; first post.
Couldn't decide between Golden Touch & K Spa but have seen good things here about the former so I tried there first. Drew an oldish maybe 30s woman named Holly I think, honestly I don't remember as the trip was weird. Anyway, she had a nice body and said she was Korean although she didn't really look it. Took table shower and everything was going well, at least until she jumped off me after a decent massage and offered water. I said I was confused and asked what else was on the menu and all she did was smile and say "nothing". Not sure what I did to send up a red flag but I didn't want to push it. $40 house fee only, no tip obviously.
Hit K Treatment for the first time in about a year and met Anna, immediately glad it didn't work out at Golden. I haven't seen a post on her about here (sorry if I missed it) , but she is fantastic. Maybe late 20s but very young innocent looking and sweet, could go for 19 IMO. Slender with the right curves in the right places, no extra body fat, and Ds to DDs that are probably bolt ons but done to feel almost natural. Nice massage then we negotiated 120 on top of house fee (60). Yes, I overpaid a little but wasn't that worried about it considering my experience at Golden and her looks / personality.
CBJ to cowgirl / mish / doggie, didn't last long as she gave a very convincing performance of being into it (if she really wasn't). Lots of eye contact, grabbing, and genuine noise. Nothing robotic about this one. Afterwards she spent another 10 minutes or so massaging my legs & shoulders without a hint of rush, almost like she wanted to hang out. I almost thought about going for #2 but another customer came in, although she didn't rush even then when we both heard him be welcomed.
Highly recommend.
Well, decided to actually try out Soo Relax in Duluth today. Absolutely zero enjoyment and probably the most clinical massage experience I've ever encountered.
Details:
Noticed several vehicles in the parking lot when I pulled up so I asked if I would have to wait. The lady said no and led me to a room, told me to get naked, lie face down on the table and cover myself with a towel. What seemed like an eternity waiting for the masseuse due to the ice cold A / C blowing was actually 10-15 minutes. Finally, in walks Nancy, a 40-ish Chinese, typical plain Jane looks. By the way, I opted for the hour combo, which is a 40-minute massage and 20-minute hydrotherapy for $80. Nancy just massaged my backside for the entire 40 minutes, no flip. Damn. Then she motioned me to get up and handed me these cheap, black, disposable shorts, made of the same material that airline pillowcases are made of. She then she gave me a pair of 4-sizes-too-small flip flops to put on. No wrapping of a towel around my waist, just proceeded to the shower room wearing the cheap shorts and tight sandals. She motioned for me to lie on my stomach, rinsed me down with a normal shower wand, then soaped me down with a pumice-like soap that would dissolve the longer she rubbed it around. She then rinsed me off with the lone shower wand. After that she finally turned on the 7-showerhead arm but the water pressure was very light. I expected at least some nice, pulsating pressure. All Nancy did was move it back and forth a few times for a quick rinse. I'm thinking this must be a joke. She motioned for me to flip, then performed the same routine on my front, not getting anywhere near the goods. I asked for some soap to wash junior myself. She finally understood and handed me some body wash. I exaggerated the process to see if she'd participate. Not only did I not get a HE, she would not even let me DIY. Once she noticed I was taking excessively long to wash my dick, she started rinsing it off through the shorts! I got up, she handed me a towel and motioned for me to go back to the room. No help drying me off either and the room was freezing. I hurried to dress as fast as I could, then headed for the door, plunked the $80 down on the front desk (of course she was waiting for me) , gave her a sneer and left.
That place has got their procedures down to a science. Their is absolutely zero chance of enjoying the session in any way, shape or form. I at least expected their touted shower thing to be interesting but it's just a stupid gimmick.
Recommendation? Take $80, wipe your ass with it, then jack off. It'd be a more pleasurable experience than a massage session at Soo Relax.
[QUOTE=Niteluvr; 1487898]Well, decided to actually try out Soo Relax in Duluth today. Absolutely zero enjoyment and probably the most clinical massage experience I've ever encountered.
Details:
Noticed several vehicles in the parking lot when I pulled up so I asked if I would have to wait. The lady said no and led me to a room, told me to get naked, lie face down on the table and cover myself with a towel. What seemed like an eternity waiting for the masseuse due to the ice cold A / C blowing was actually 10-15 minutes. Finally, in walks Nancy, a 40-ish Chinese, typical plain Jane looks. By the way, I opted for the hour combo, which is a 40-minute massage and 20-minute hydrotherapy for $80. Nancy just massaged my backside for the entire 40 minutes, no flip. Damn. Then she motioned me to get up and handed me these cheap, black, disposable shorts, made of the same material that airline pillowcases are made of. She then she gave me a pair of 4-sizes-too-small flip flops to put on. No wrapping of a towel around my waist, just proceeded to the shower room wearing the cheap shorts and tight sandals. She motioned for me to lie on my stomach, rinsed me down with a normal shower wand, then soaped me down with a pumice-like soap that would dissolve the longer she rubbed it around. She then rinsed me off with the lone shower wand. After that she finally turned on the 7-showerhead arm but the water pressure was very light. I expected at least some nice, pulsating pressure. All Nancy did was move it back and forth a few times for a quick rinse. I'm thinking this must be a joke. She motioned for me to flip, then performed the same routine on my front, not getting anywhere near the goods. I asked for some soap to wash junior myself. She finally understood and handed me some body wash. I exaggerated the process to see if she'd participate. Not only did I not get a HE, she would not even let me DIY. Once she noticed I was taking excessively long to wash my dick, she started rinsing it off through the shorts! I got up, she handed me a towel and motioned for me to go back to the room. No help drying me off either and the room was freezing. I hurried to dress as fast as I could, then headed for the door, plunked the $80 down on the front desk (of course she was waiting for me) , gave her a sneer and left.
That place has got their procedures down to a science. Their is absolutely zero chance of enjoying the session in any way, shape or form. I at least expected their touted shower thing to be interesting but it's just a stupid gimmick.
Recommendation? Take $80, wipe your ass with it, then jack off. It'd be a more pleasurable experience than a massage session at Soo Relax.[/QUOTE]
Coincidence. I stopped in today too. Did not make it far enough to partake of their services though. Did you have an Asian dude come out from around the foyer wall and "demand" you fill out a patient profile? At first I thought I went into the Acupuncture clinic next door by mistake. I asked to see the ladies, he said no, you fill out first. I said no and left. Sounds like I made a good decision.
PS - Besides NL, it woudl probably be hard to explain what with you having two forms filed out on the same day. LOL. Smacking myself upside the head a bit since "Duluth" rules did not occur to me until just this minute.
Years ago when the soithside was hopping at King Spa. There was a cute spinner there named
Mary. The 2nd time I saw her; she looked me in the eyes during mush and asked if I was clean. It
Kind of took me by surprise but I answered of course. She pushed me off. Pulled off the cover and.
Grabbed Mr. Johnson. She put me back In, wrapped her legs around me and sighed much better. I.
Busted like a fountain. From then on it was bare with her and if they weren't busy at least 2 pops.
Or sometimes 3 if I had the time. I asked her once why and she told me she wanted an Anglo baby
Since her visa was going to expire. I didn't have the heart to tell her I was sterile.
It's a more common occurance than you might think. Angie at the old Oasis Spa, Rose at New Image, and.
Of course the infamous Penny were known to bare if they liked you. Lucky for me I never caught anything.
And I have gotten myself tested for everything 2 times a year for forever. Hard to believe that I've been hobbying.
For 30 years.
Boogie.
[quote]She takes off my cover and says she wants to feel me like that. I'm a little apprehensive but, at this point, the only part of me thinking is the part that is getting fuller by the second. So I enter. Then, she says I can bust inside. OK. Call me crazy or naive. But this has never happened to me before at an AMP of all places. I was a little taken back but I was also caught in the moment. She's not a 10, but she's very fun and charming and generous and we had a rapport so it was cool. Either way, I didn't bust. Don't know why. I was excited enough but I think I was caught offguard and couldn't quite get myself to.
Has anyone experienced that? For the masseuse to take the wrapper off and offer what she did? Like I said, maybe I just haven't been to enough places but this has never happened to me before.
I am somewhat new here so I don't want to put the place out there unless a senior member thinks its cool.[/QUOTE][blue]===========================================[/blue]
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[QUOTE=OnyxRain; 1487748]OK. So, I go to one of my favorite AMPs in my area. Greeted warmly by mamasan and staff. Give my. 8 to the house. Asked for no one in particular but got the same provider as my last visit there. She remembers me but I can't remember her name and am too embarrassed to ask again. I disrobe and go in for t. S. Which is done very attentively. We get back and I get a 15 minute massage (if you want to call it that) and then she asks what I'd like. I ask for the works. Addl 1. 4 tip.
So she does a half BBBJ into CBJ. Then flip her over for DATY. She gets hers. So I start off mish, then dog, back to mish. She gets hers again. Then I get mine. She wants to keep going. Asking me to suck her nipples and she's really getting off. So, here's where it gets interesting. She asks if I can go again. I say yeah. She takes off my cover and says she wants to feel me like that. I'm a little apprehensive but, at this point, the only part of me thinking is the part that is getting fuller by the second. So I enter. Then, she says I can bust inside. OK. Call me crazy or naive. But this has never happened to me before at an AMP of all places. I was a little taken back but I was also caught in the moment. She's not a 10, but she's very fun and charming and generous and we had a rapport so it was cool. Either way, I didn't bust. Don't know why. I was excited enough but I think I was caught offguard and couldn't quite get myself to.
Has anyone experienced that? For the masseuse to take the wrapper off and offer what she did? Like I said, maybe I just haven't been to enough places but this has never happened to me before.
I am somewhat new here so I don't want to put the place out there unless a senior member thinks its cool.[/QUOTE]Aaah Dude, that is some scary shit from my perspective. If you are joking, I don't find it funny. And if you have some ulterior agenda, still not finding it funny. But if all true, than I am not totally surprised AMP girl said okay to no cover needed, but very surprised to hear that she proactively asked about seconds. And since you did not mention, I assume round two was a bonus freeebie? In any event, I hope you plan on getting tested sooner than later.
I know some will want to know the place, and some will say enjoy the ride, and many will just PM you for info. Personally, I don't see how you can throw something like this out there without giving up the name and lady. But in the end, for me it really doesn't matter as I will never go in without a helmet on the soldier.
[QUOTE=Niteluvr; 1487898]Well, decided to actually try out Soo Relax in Duluth today. Absolutely zero enjoyment and probably the most clinical massage experience I've ever encountered.
Details:
Noticed several vehicles in the parking lot when I pulled up so I asked if I would have to wait. The lady said no and led me to a room, told me to get naked, lie face down on the table and cover myself with a towel. What seemed like an eternity waiting for the masseuse due to the ice cold A / C blowing was actually 10-15 minutes. Finally, in walks Nancy, a 40-ish Chinese, typical plain Jane looks. By the way, I opted for the hour combo, which is a 40-minute massage and 20-minute hydrotherapy for $80. Nancy just massaged my backside for the entire 40 minutes, no flip. Damn. Then she motioned me to get up and handed me these cheap, black, disposable shorts, made of the same material that airline pillowcases are made of. She then she gave me a pair of 4-sizes-too-small flip flops to put on. No wrapping of a towel around my waist, just proceeded to the shower room wearing the cheap shorts and tight sandals. She motioned for me to lie on my stomach, rinsed me down with a normal shower wand, then soaped me down with a pumice-like soap that would dissolve the longer she rubbed it around. She then rinsed me off with the lone shower wand. After that she finally turned on the 7-showerhead arm but the water pressure was very light. I expected at least some nice, pulsating pressure. All Nancy did was move it back and forth a few times for a quick rinse. I'm thinking this must be a joke. She motioned for me to flip, then performed the same routine on my front, not getting anywhere near the goods. I asked for some soap to wash junior myself. She finally understood and handed me some body wash. I exaggerated the process to see if she'd participate. Not only did I not get a HE, she would not even let me DIY. Once she noticed I was taking excessively long to wash my dick, she started rinsing it off through the shorts! I got up, she handed me a towel and motioned for me to go back to the room. No help drying me off either and the room was freezing. I hurried to dress as fast as I could, then headed for the door, plunked the $80 down on the front desk (of course she was waiting for me) , gave her a sneer and left.
That place has got their procedures down to a science. Their is absolutely zero chance of enjoying the session in any way, shape or form. I at least expected their touted shower thing to be interesting but it's just a stupid gimmick.
Recommendation? Take $80, wipe your ass with it, then jack off. It'd be a more pleasurable experience than a massage session at Soo Relax.[/QUOTE]This place is staffed and operated by Chinese who are really good at not making mistakes in terms of anything sexual. I have been there twice and have seen several attractive ladies working. One is my favorite. I get the 90 minute special. I get a flip and towel is placed when I flip. Massage not sooo special, but the girl is very pretty. I went back the second time to see her and get her number. She and I have been texting and talking and looks like it could move to next step soon regarding a date. I'm just looking for fun on this one and maybe to get a great fried dumplings connection. Although she has been flirting with me heavily and tells me not to come to sooo relax anymore because she can't date clients. If anyone gets any favors at sooo relax I want to shake their hand.