Massage Parlor Reports

This is my first time on this site so I will do my best at doing it right.

I walked in and all the girls peeked out the back while a cute little spinner came to get me but the place seemed nice but was kind of dirty. I opted for a table shower which was a big mistake because it was so dirty and disgusting I thought I was going to catch something. Also she used such cold water that I lost an inch due to shrinkage. LOL.

Once we got to the room the massage was kind of weak and I just wanted to turn over already especially because she has the most awesome boobs ever. Her english was not very good but she was good at dollar amount for services. LOL.

After she screened me to make sure I was'nt a cop the fun began. $$ for full service and it was awesome. Afterwards we even exchanged numbers and she told me that she's going to open her own place soon. In total I was out $$.50 but I felt like a new man. Not a GFE experience but I was able to get a few positions in before I poped.

As I was walking out I saw the this older man that was there and I remembered seeing him at Blue Island Spa that was on Belmont which was my regular provider before they got shut down. Overall place was kinda dirty, massage was lame, prices were steep but the extras were very nice but skip the table shower. LOL

[url]http://www.superpages.com/bp/Chicago-IL/AOL-Massage-L2061592770.htm[/url]

I had a scary almost happening. I went to one of my reg AMP with a normal fav provider on Friday. I got a call before I went into the room and had to go handle business. As I was leaving, another man came in. I said goodbye to my girl and motioned goodbye to the other girl working. Well I find out from my girl on Sunday that the guy I saw leaving was LEO. This of course sucks and she goes on to ***** about her life. But something dawned on me during our conversation, not only was the girl that did the massage on LEO taken to jail, my girl was too. She said that when the cops come in, very one in the place is going to jail. Of course that stuck with me. So my question to the board is "What happens if I am in the other room getting a massage & the place gets raided while I'm there?" I sent out a few text to all of the girls in my phone to find out how it went down for them if they have gotten busted. Ill keep you all posted on what I hear from them when they call or text back also.

[QUOTE=OngBak15;1253884]I had a scary almost happening. I went to one of my reg AMP with a normal fav provider on Friday. I got a call before I went into the room and had to go handle business. As I was leaving, another man came in. I said goodbye to my girl and motioned goodbye to the other girl working. Well I find out from my girl on Sunday that the guy I saw leaving was LEO. This of course sucks and she goes on to ***** about her life. But something dawned on me during our conversation, not only was the girl that did the massage on LEO taken to jail, my girl was too. She said that when the cops come in, very one in the place is going to jail. Of course that stuck with me. So my question to the board is "What happens if I am in the other room getting a massage & the place gets raided while I'm there?" I sent out a few text to all of the girls in my phone to find out how it went down for them if they have gotten busted. Ill keep you all posted on what I hear from them when they call or text back also.[/QUOTE]The cops will question you, detain you and make your life miserable while you are at the establishment. They will threaten to call your house and home. Unless they chatch you in the act of money exchange, they have NOTHING on you. Never discuss money with a provider. Burden of proof still lies with the State. Any articulate high school graduate should be able to argue this. The key thing is to never admit to anything illegal. If you are read your rights, STOP talking and call for a lawyer.

NEVER ADMIT TO ANYTHING.

"When they back the paddy wagon up to the whorehouse, they take the piano player too"

My father's quote about the shitty stock market is embedded in truth. Fact is they will take you in, or at the very least question you on site. Deny everything. Wait a minute, let me say this DENY EVERYTHING. You stopped in on the recommendation of some guy you met at your kids soccer game last week when you complained of a pinched nerve. You don't know his name, but you thought he was a fireman or something, working for the city. Unless the got video of you, it is merely a question of riding out the tough questions. Tougher if you have to mention to the old lady that you have to go to court, but chances are they will let you go because they have no case. It is the reason we all leave after the pop and don't have the massage after.

Any recommendations out towards Tinly Park?

[QUOTE=OngBak15;1253884]I had a scary almost happening. I went to one of my reg AMP with a normal fav provider on Friday. I got a call before I went into the room and had to go handle business. As I was leaving, another man came in. I said goodbye to my girl and motioned goodbye to the other girl working. Well I find out from my girl on Sunday that the guy I saw leaving was LEO. This of course sucks and she goes on to ***** about her life. But something dawned on me during our conversation, not only was the girl that did the massage on LEO taken to jail, my girl was too. She said that when the cops come in, very one in the place is going to jail. Of course that stuck with me. So my question to the board is "What happens if I am in the other room getting a massage & the place gets raided while I'm there?" I sent out a few text to all of the girls in my phone to find out how it went down for them if they have gotten busted. Ill keep you all posted on what I hear from them when they call or text back also.[/QUOTE]All depends on who they are trying to get. If they just want to raid the place and shut them down, usually just the workers and the Johns are let go with a warning, unless you are caught right in the middle of the act. I've read a few times on the forum where guys were told to just leave. Busted or not, they would scare me enough to stop for a good while if not get out of the mongering life altogether. One arrest is all you need to screw your life up with work and family. Be safe.

CDT

[QUOTE=GoldenGreek; 1253603]Still looking for a MP with hot Latinas. Prefferable offering more than a HS.

I've visited and reported about alot of AMP's.

I'm getting a bit bored with the AMP's and the Asian Apartment scene. I have a thing for hot Latinas.

Can anyone help a long time member out?

PM me if you feel better about it[/QUOTE]I am too interest in the topic, please pm if you got some info.

[QUOTE=Tkeung32;1254341]I am too interest in the topic, please pm if you got some info.[/QUOTE]GG. I sent you a pm the last time you posted. Let me know if you did not receive and I will forward it to you again.

[QUOTE=JohnnyTwoTimes; 1253716]This is my first time on this site so I will do my best at doing it right.

I walked in and all the girls peeked out the back while a cute little spinner came to get me but the place seemed nice but was kind of dirty. I opted for a table shower which was a big mistake because it was so dirty and disgusting I thought I was going to catch something. Also she used such cold water that I lost an inch due to shrinkage. LOL.

Once we got to the room the massage was kind of weak and I just wanted to turn over already especially because she has the most awesome boobs ever. Her english was not very good but she was good at dollar amount for services. LOL.

After she screened me to make sure I was'nt a cop the fun began. $$ for full service and it was awesome. Afterwards we even exchanged numbers and she told me that she's going to open her own place soon. In total I was out $$.50 but I felt like a new man. Not a GFE experience but I was able to get a few positions in before I poped.

As I was walking out I saw the this older man that was there and I remembered seeing him at Blue Island Spa that was on Belmont which was my regular provider before they got shut down. Overall place was kinda dirty, massage was lame, prices were steep but the extras were very nice but skip the table shower. LOL.

[url]http://www.superpages.com/bp/Chicago-IL/AOL-Massage-L2061592770.htm[/url][/QUOTE]I have a friend from high school and he's very close to Leo and he told me that AOL is being watched closely by Leo and they are next to be closed down. I even heard that the new owner is the same owner from a few other spots that have been shut down and its going to be pretty bad for anyone at AOL so BEWARE FELLOW MONGERS and BE SAFE!

Called Halsted Spa, she said. 55 for hour. When I got there, she said. 65. Didn't like that, so I left. Plus the girl looked like she had a great body, but horseface. Went to Archer. Been there before, saw L. Short, NASTY face. Body 6. Didn't care. Wanted massage more than anything and liked messing with the girl to see what I could get. Hour long. 65 (stayed because I wasn't lied to!). Told L I saw her before, she gave good massage then, be nice this time. TS. During TS, made a suggestion and she looked me straight in the eye and gave me what seems like the longest stroke EVER (thinking about it now is getting me going). Massage. Walk on back. Asked about prostate massage, she said,"Oh you gay guy?" LOL F*ing hilarious. Some other monger came into the spa half way through and I was left sitting there with my you know what in my hand for 10 minutes. She came back, good massage, let the hands roam below the waist. Flip. Said,"Be a good girl." Made the universal signal. .6? HELL No. .35."Be a good girl." Agreed. Finish nothing special. When she was done, I patted her on the ass and said,"Good girl." The last four minutes made my night.

I walk by this place everyday, but seems like it has been dead. Will keep an eye for any sign of life and update.

[QUOTE=NorthsideTod2; 1253588]Hello,

Gentlemen one of the best looking gals is back. After weeks of not answering the phone and with all the issues with her OLD MAN intercepting calls as repoted on this forum on of our favs is back advertising on Bacpage Anyone called her yet to hear the recent drama.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/312-643-0202-gold-coast-6000-hour/7682332[/url][/QUOTE]

Went to Star and saw Lucy who use to be at East Rhythm. This was the first time with her at Star but saw her a couple of times at ER. She told me she has done incall at her apt but only for special clients. Today she told me I was special.

Monger from other city in midwest and coming to Chicago (actually staying in Lombard) for business and was looking for a massage. Didn't want to waste my time and have the bad luck of going to a place that was bad. So are there any of you guys that have some ATF's that I can go to? Doesn't have to be in Lombard I can travel wherever. I'll share my report and experience.

I've tried the new AMP at 2520 Chicago Ave a couple of times now and it seems to be similar to Sunkiss. Above-average looking young girls, low-cut tops, TS, good massage, light roaming but no extras.

However, it's on the second floor, correct? Might be difficult to screen activity (which is nice for the client!)

I've stayed at a very nicely furnished bed & breakfast about 3 blocks away. Safe house quality. Great place to crash if you're single and want a nicer outcall location for the day. PM if needed.

[QUOTE=Krackerjack;1254515]I walk by this place everyday, but seems like it has been dead. Will keep an eye for any sign of life and update.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Badger1996;1254417]GG. I sent you a pm the last time you posted. Let me know if you did not receive and I will forward it to you again.[/QUOTE]I am also interested in latina FS places. I don't know of any

[QUOTE=MuskieXavier;1254598]Monger from other city in midwest and coming to Chicago (actually staying in Lombard) for business and was looking for a massage. Didn't want to waste my time and have the bad luck of going to a place that was bad. So are there any of you guys that have some ATF's that I can go to? Doesn't have to be in Lombard I can travel wherever. I'll share my report and experience.[/QUOTE]I suggest you go to Eros Guide. If you like Asians these apartment gals can't be beat. Stay safe.

Mia is beautiful, has a fun, young attitude, and enjoys what she does. She's strictly a massage provider, but if that's what you're looking for, you'll be sure to enjoy yourself.

The Juicy Details.

Mia provides a tantric massage experience. Not sure what that means. But what I experienced was a terrific massage (she has had training and it shows) with a beautiful, fun provider. Other reviewers have accurately commented on the fee structure at this spa. $80 gets you in the door. 50 buys the extras, which, from Mia, at least, are limited to a topless HJ. Now, I knew I was headed to a massage provider, so was not disappointed. Far from it. Mia looks better than her pictures. For the extra 50, she'll provide a body on body topless massage with an awesome hand release. Whether you want to see her depends on what you are looking for. If a personal connection is part of what you are looking for, then you should really go see Mia. She's super cute, for sure. But she's also genuine, which is sort of rare. I probably enjoyed the getting-to-know-you chit-chat as much as I enjoyed the (very, very enjoyable) service she provides. I'm likely to repeat.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/ultimate-tantra-80hr-sexy-latinas-relaxation-at-its-finest-22/7524850[/url]

An Asian apartment girl was robbed Fri by a customer.

Was a new client of hers after the massage he started going thru her apt looking for her money.

She tried to stop him, she ran into the hallway with only a towel on to yell help he grabbed her got her back in the apt.

He found the money and took off, She called 911.

He is a young Hispanic very good english.

Any? Pm me

[QUOTE=Dazhiba;1256382]I suggest you go to Eros Guide. If you like Asians these apartment gals can't be beat. Stay safe.[/QUOTE]Are those women generally expensive? They seem to be, of course never used those services.

[QUOTE=Ucdiv;1254476]Called Halsted Spa, she said. 55 for hour. When I got there, she said. 65. Didn't like that, so I left. Plus the girl looked like she had a great body, but horseface. Went to Archer. Been there before, saw L. Short, NASTY face. Body 6. Didn't care. Wanted massage more than anything and liked messing with the girl to see what I could get. Hour long. 65 (stayed because I wasn't lied to!). Told L I saw her before, she gave good massage then, be nice this time. TS. During TS, made a suggestion and she looked me straight in the eye and gave me what seems like the longest stroke EVER (thinking about it now is getting me going). Massage. Walk on back. Asked about prostate massage, she said,"Oh you gay guy?" LOL F*ing hilarious. Some other monger came into the spa half way through and I was left sitting there with my you know what in my hand for 10 minutes. She came back, good massage, let the hands roam below the waist. Flip. Said,"Be a good girl." Made the universal signal. .6? HELL No. .35."Be a good girl." Agreed. Finish nothing special. When she was done, I patted her on the ass and said,"Good girl." The last four minutes made my night.[/QUOTE]Reads like you saw Ivy at Halsted and left too see her sister-in-law Lucy at Archer.

After seeing Sinclair a couple times, decided to try Yumi since you guys rave about her and Sinclair wasn't available. She's just as good as Sinclair and the session was outstanding. No, no FS from what I experienced and what we discussed but these girls seem to provide what I've started referring to as GFE-massage. Finish was incredible, but I think it was a little more because they've gotten to know me. Feel free to PM me for details, but I don't want to delve into too much due to LEO. Will be seeing more of these girls, the only question is if I stick to the 2 amazing girls I've met so far or experience some others. If you've seen some of the other girls, I'd appreciate feedback as well. I've met them, but just haven't had a session with them yet.

A week ago I visited an AMP (I will not give the name of the establishment given the repeated concerns on this site over LEO) and at the very first visit was treated to what can only be described as a GFE experience. While I did not believe a word of it, I was continually told how handsome I was and that she was in "love" with me. Teasing at the very beginning of the massage quickly turned into a make-out session. Everything would probably have been offered but she was on her period. She was a provider in her early 40's, not beautiful by any means, but she certainly put in an enthusiastic effort and even after the happy ending continued the massage. While I was dressing she came back in the room with her name and number written on a slip of paper and again told me how handsome I was and that she "loved" me. She did not request any specific amount of tip at the end of the massage. My question concerns price structure if I was to meet her at her apartment. I know the price structure for extras at the AMP, but not certain what it should be if I meet her in her apartment as I assume there will be no $60. $65 fee for the massage for the hour. If anyone can shed some light on the price, that would be great.

[QUOTE=JohnnyTwoTimes; 1256554]Mia is beautiful, has a fun, young attitude, and enjoys what she does. She's strictly a massage provider, but if that's what you're looking for, you'll be sure to enjoy yourself.

The Juicy Details.

Mia provides a tantric massage experience. Not sure what that means. But what I experienced was a terrific massage (she has had training and it shows) with a beautiful, fun provider. Other reviewers have accurately commented on the fee structure at this spa. $80 gets you in the door. 50 buys the extras, which, from Mia, at least, are limited to a topless HJ. Now, I knew I was headed to a massage provider, so was not disappointed. Far from it. Mia looks better than her pictures. For the extra 50, she'll provide a body on body topless massage with an awesome hand release. Whether you want to see her depends on what you are looking for. If a personal connection is part of what you are looking for, then you should really go see Mia. She's super cute, for sure. But she's also genuine, which is sort of rare. I probably enjoyed the getting-to-know-you chit-chat as much as I enjoyed the (very, very enjoyable) service she provides. I'm likely to repeat.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/ultimate-tantra-80hr-sexy-latinas-relaxation-at-its-finest-22/7524850[/url][/QUOTE]I've been to most of the providers on that side of town and it can be a hit or miss but when I go to to Ultimate my favorites are Mia and Amanda. I love the fact that I'm 57 and over 300lbs and they both always make me feel like Brad Pitt even if I'm far from it and they seem very genuine and patient. I love both these girls but please treat them right guys.

True that with the screening. Will message about the safe house.

[QUOTE=Wi Nite Owl; 1255981]However, it's on the second floor, correct? Might be difficult to screen activity (which is nice for the client!)

I've stayed at a very nicely furnished bed & breakfast about 3 blocks away. Safe house quality. Great place to crash if you're single and want a nicer outcall location for the day. PM if needed.[/QUOTE]

Went by Alice Salon yesterday Monday 8-15. Around 12:30 Got a dam 60. Parking ticket For parking on the side walk Every one parks there. Guy there told the meter maid I've been parking here for 10 year's, By the way the meter maid was riding a bike!

[QUOTE=Aplayfulone;1257193]A week ago I visited an AMP (I will not give the name of the establishment given the repeated concerns on this site over LEO) and at the very first visit was treated to what can only be described as a GFE experience. While I did not believe a word of it, I was continually told how handsome I was and that she was in "love" with me. Teasing at the very beginning of the massage quickly turned into a make-out session. Everything would probably have been offered but she was on her period. She was a provider in her early 40's, not beautiful by any means, but she certainly put in an enthusiastic effort and even after the happy ending continued the massage. While I was dressing she came back in the room with her name and number written on a slip of paper and again told me how handsome I was and that she "loved" me. She did not request any specific amount of tip at the end of the massage. My question concerns price structure if I was to meet her at her apartment. I know the price structure for extras at the AMP, but not certain what it should be if I meet her in her apartment as I assume there will be no $60. $65 fee for the massage for the hour. If anyone can shed some light on the price, that would be great.[/QUOTE]$160 is the going apt. Rate

[QUOTE=Aplayfulone;1257193]A week ago I visited an AMP (I will not give the name of the establishment given the repeated concerns on this site over LEO) and at the very first visit was treated to what can only be described as a GFE experience. While I did not believe a word of it, I was continually told how handsome I was and that she was in "love" with me. Teasing at the very beginning of the massage quickly turned into a make-out session. Everything would probably have been offered but she was on her period. She was a provider in her early 40's, not beautiful by any means, but she certainly put in an enthusiastic effort and even after the happy ending continued the massage. While I was dressing she came back in the room with her name and number written on a slip of paper and again told me how handsome I was and that she "loved" me. She did not request any specific amount of tip at the end of the massage. My question concerns price structure if I was to meet her at her apartment. I know the price structure for extras at the AMP, but not certain what it should be if I meet her in her apartment as I assume there will be no $60. $65 fee for the massage for the hour. If anyone can shed some light on the price, that would be great.[/QUOTE]It all depends on what you do and how long your session is, at her apartment. But I use this as a general guideline. Since she would earn $30 from the $60/65 session at the MP, I would just add this to the tip I would give her; so that she would not make less than she would, had you visited her at the MP. Or, if you had an incredible session, add in the $60 you would have as the MP fee, to the regular tip.

Saw her ad several times on BP in the Body Rub section. Saw the as was also posted in the Escort section so I decided to take the plunge. Guy who runs the actual salon answered. Made it seem like the salon was just a front for the real business. Booked time and got the location. I arrived to find a very young looking woman who was very attractive. Paid upfront big mistake. The massage was the worst ever and things just got worse. YMMV! You have been warned.

Arrived at the salon location. I was asked if I was looking for Nancy. Who else there is only one private space and only one woman. Nancy greeted me and we went back to her space. Told to undress and get comfortable. I knew I had been had. Since the cash was already out I hoped for at least a decent massage. I was completely disappointed. She spent more time doing odd things with water and a wash cloth then massaging me. I attempted to touch her to see where things could go. Big mistake! She made it perfectly clear there would none of that. I was totally pissed now. I figured let her earn the cash and finish this massage. What a waste of time. There is no flip no nothing. I could have gotten a better massage a the local fashoin show. Everyone has to take one for the team. I took mine! Don't waste your time or your money which happen to be $120.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/made-in-mexico-23/8672413[/url]

[QUOTE=Wadman;1257670]$160 is the going apt. Rate[/QUOTE]But how much of that does the girl get to keep? I think this situation is different. Since it'll be on her time and she's keeping it all.

Don't get caught to much in what she says Aplayfulone. Remember from Seinfeld when George asks Jerry's opinion on a waitress,"You think she thinks I have a beautiful face, or is she just saying that?" Then Jerry replies,"Well they do work on tips." I'm constantly told I'm very handsome and that I have such a huge member. I know both of those to be damnable lies.

Went by Archer last kinda late on Friday and I was not able to get full hour so I settled for 1/2 hr.

JOJO was at the front and ended up being my MT. I have been there several times but have never seen her.

She has about 5 tats. Maybe she uses a different name also.

Massage was avg. Se allowed my hands to roam but did not offer any type of ending.

She said she wanted tip for good massage and not tip for anything extra.

She ended up with no tip at all. She was not happy, but neither was I.

YMMV

Aplayfulone, genuis8 is right. Keep in mind that if she is a good time and you want to keep her happy because she is keeping you happy then be generous. I have a few that I see at her apt and there is no hour thing is just about me being happy and satisfy. Minimum 2 or 3 pops.

[QUOTE=Aplayfulone;1257193]A week ago I visited an AMP (I will not give the name of the establishment given the repeated concerns on this site over LEO) and at the very first visit was treated to what can only be described as a GFE experience. While I did not believe a word of it, I was continually told how handsome I was and that she was in "love" with me. Teasing at the very beginning of the massage quickly turned into a make-out session. Everything would probably have been offered but she was on her period. She was a provider in her early 40's, not beautiful by any means, but she certainly put in an enthusiastic effort and even after the happy ending continued the massage. While I was dressing she came back in the room with her name and number written on a slip of paper and again told me how handsome I was and that she "loved" me. She did not request any specific amount of tip at the end of the massage. My question concerns price structure if I was to meet her at her apartment. I know the price structure for extras at the AMP, but not certain what it should be if I meet her in her apartment as I assume there will be no $60. $65 fee for the massage for the hour. If anyone can shed some light on the price, that would be great.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Aplayfulone;1257193]A week ago I visited an AMP (I will not give the name of the establishment given the repeated concerns on this site over LEO) and at the very first visit was treated to what can only be described as a GFE experience. While I did not believe a word of it, I was continually told how handsome I was and that she was in "love" with me. Teasing at the very beginning of the massage quickly turned into a make-out session. Everything would probably have been offered but she was on her period. She was a provider in her early 40's, not beautiful by any means, but she certainly put in an enthusiastic effort and even after the happy ending continued the massage. While I was dressing she came back in the room with her name and number written on a slip of paper and again told me how handsome I was and that she "loved" me. She did not request any specific amount of tip at the end of the massage. My question concerns price structure if I was to meet her at her apartment. I know the price structure for extras at the AMP, but not certain what it should be if I meet her in her apartment as I assume there will be no $60. $65 fee for the massage for the hour. If anyone can shed some light on the price, that would be great.[/QUOTE]Did she specifically tell you to call her number to go to her apt? If so, good for you. Often the cell number is given so you don't call the spa. By calling them direct they control their appointments and don't risk losing you to another girl. Obviously there is a big upside to the private number. However, if it's not for the apt there can be a downside. The downside is she can book you and then make you wait. Consider it's her turn at the spa and a walk-in came in 5 minutes before you. At this point it's still first come first serve. If you book with the spa the owner will make her keep your appointment. I'm curious was she apt specific?

One more down

Rose Spa. Not sure when it was its last day just walked by today and saw the big orange sign on their door. Revoked. I will be shedding a tear for michell

[QUOTE=High Riser;1258649]Did she specifically tell you to call her number to go to her apt? If so, good for you. Often the cell number is given so you don't call the spa. By calling them direct they control their appointments and don't risk losing you to another girl. Obviously there is a big upside to the private number. However, if it's not for the apt there can be a downside. The downside is she can book you and then make you wait. Consider it's her turn at the spa and a walk-in came in 5 minutes before you. At this point it's still first come first serve. If you book with the spa the owner will make her keep your appointment. I'm curious was she apt specific?[/QUOTE]High Riser: Thanks for the heads up on the possibility that she did not intend to invite me to her apartment. No, she was not apt specific. While I am pretty new to this, the appointment was so much more attentive than my other experiences that I assumed she was giving me her number to meet outside the AMP. I did not think that the cell number was given in order to schedule an appointment at the AMP.

Davidonecall and genius8: Thanks for the very good advice on what to expect for payment and how to conduct myself if I do meet her in her apartment.

[QUOTE=Casper27; 1259316]One more down

Rose Spa. Not sure when it was its last day just walked by today and saw the big orange sign on their door. Revoked. I will be shedding a tear for michell[/QUOTE]Rose had a City hearing on August 2. That's the second closing in that area less than a month. Angel is the other one. I posted previously the area was hot and the carnage continues. Star Massage, in the middle of Rose and Angel, had a hearing this month. East Rythmn got a visit but isn't posted on the City website yet. In addition to Star others with hearings in August include: Alice's, City Massage and Seven Stars.

The motivation behind the closures are the Vice-Cops. If the boys in vice don't justify there exsistence by making arrest and backloging their calenders with court dates, they will get transfered to where they are needed. They don't want to go where the city needs them.

[QUOTE=High Riser;1259474]They don't want to go where the city needs them.[/QUOTE]Seven people (!) got shot across the city last night, and these jagoffs are worried about people getting hand jobs? They are a bunch of pussies-not man enough to actually confront danger.

[QUOTE=George W. Bush;1259625]Seven people (!) got shot across the city last night, and these jagoffs are worried about people getting hand jobs? They are a bunch of pussies-not man enough to actually confront danger.[/QUOTE]Vice cops are a joke. A few weeks ago s saw a korean lady in her 40's rear end one of them at an intersection. The vice cop got out of his car, gun drawn, dragged this lady out of her car, made het get on her knees with her hands around the back of her head and had the gun pointed at her until his back up arrived. A little overboard don't you think? I wish I would have had video of it, I felt my blood heating up just watching.

[QUOTE=George W. Bush;1259625]Seven people (!) got shot across the city last night, and these jagoffs are worried about people getting hand jobs? They are a bunch of pussies-not man enough to actually confront danger.[/QUOTE]Vice cops are a joke. A few weeks ago s saw a korean lady in her 40's rear end one of them at an intersection. The vice cop got out of his car, gun drawn, dragged this lady out of her car, made het get on her knees with her hands around the back of her head and had the gun pointed at her until his back up arrived. A little overboard don't you think? I wish I would have had video of it, I felt my blood heating up just watching.

The only danger they face are being laughed at when they drop their drawers to reveal their micro penises.

I know with all the varying professions of the guys on here, there has to be a reporter amongst us. What about an article about the amount of man hours the city of Chicago police spends on busting one consenting adult giving another consenting adult a HJ. Add up all the man hours for the year wasted and suggest with all the murders, rapes and other violent crime in the city, perhaps there is a better use of their time. Anyone?